Greetings, robots, I'm God.
Valid questions will be answered.
Go.
Why did you invent tooth decay you son of a bitch?
what does the doug button actually do?
>>29317922
Why'd you make me so fucking ugly? No amount of weight lifting or haircuts n showers could improve me.
>>29317922
Why did you make so many beetles dude? Were you drunk lmao
WHO MADE YOU
>>29317922
Why is there so much suffering in this world?
Why not create a perfect world where nobody has any concept of pain or sadness?
Why do we have to go through all of this shit?
Also, are you the same God from the bible, or a different one?
Not a joke question- why did you invent waifus/falling in love with fictional people/the Pygmalion Problem?
to make us suffer?
Define "valid."
ITT: God laughing manically because he won't answer any questions
>>29317936
One cannot take pride in the upkeep of that which does not rot. To catch an egg without it breaking is more impressive than to catch an egg made of steel. Fragility is central to any conceptual system of value.
>>29317943
Try again.
>>29317948
I didn't make you. You are the result of the gradual decay implicit within an infinitude of actualized worlds. It should be noted that your base-self assumes the most refined aesthetic form of your current configuration.
>>29317956
Try again.
>>29317958
Spatiotemporal logic only makes sense within incomplete narrations. My omniscience is retro-modal and thus precedes itself.
>>29317922
Why the fuck aren't there cat girls?
>>29317922
Hey God,
Why does prayer matter if you know that the outcome is predetermined?
>>29318445
And to catch an egg and break it open, eating the innards and destroying the life that could have been in order to sustain our own is ascribed more value than letting the egg hatch. Fragility is only central to any conceptual system of value because only the strong survive and the weak perish to feed the strong.
Is it more impressive to catch the egg without breaking it, or to catch the steel egg without breaking yourself?
You son of a bitch.
How do you feel about buddhism?
>>29317922
Prove you're god, faggot. Guess my name.
>>29318666
Satan is your name pal, too obvious.
>>29317922
Why is the universe so big
Did you make aliens
>>29317968
The quantity of suffering correlates directly to man's choice to excessively reproduce.
"A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung out into the cosmic brutality without hesitation."
- Peter Wessel Zapffe
This could have all been avoided if the earliest of your kind had preformed mass seppuku to spare the billions of their future offspring from finding themselves in a galactic house on fire. Why does suffering exist? Because the laws of physics exist, and thus a submission, a subservience, even, to these modes of power must be made, and not in the slightest overcome. This is what gives the Universe it's competence.
Furthermore, can you truly assert that there should be no cost for an eternity of bliss? You pay through labor and hard work for a vacation overseas, but expect a free pass into a hyper-dimensional paradise as an inherent right? Be assured that your actions will determine the state of your next experience.
That said, I am not the God of the bible, but the God above all Gods a la Tillich.
>>29317974
Try again.
>>29317983
Related in some way to common theological discourse.
>>29318030
Patience is a virtue so few are willingly to practice, specifically in your day and age.
>>29318766
What did you do before you made the universe.
How were you created? Did you sit around and play pool?
Why did Bruce lee have to exist? We're all fucking trash compared.
>>29317922
why did you create birds you sadistic faggot
will I ever get prime teen pussay
>Lowkey serious question
Yo am I pregnant? Because I've been having a lot of symptoms
>>29318766
How legitimate is The Law of One?
On a similar subject, how do you feel about taoism and discordianism?
Is world peace an out of reach concept? May I have an explanation if it isn't?
>>29318666
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess me name! What's troubling you is the nature of my game.
Do you support religion? It seems we can all share our love for God without it. Religion makes those who claim to be your representatives live in oppulence, which seems could get to the humility that is so common in worshippers.
Looks like God never heard that brevity is the soul of wit. Put things simply you pretentious twit.
>>29317922
Why did you create such a terrible fucking world
>>29317922
Didn't you die? Now you want to come back?
>>29317922
Why I wasn't born a cute girl so I could be a cute loli?
Fuck you, seriously.
>>29317922
Is suicide really a sin?
why no gf huh asshole?
>>29317922
What am I supposed to do about her?
She's way too good for me. Just having me in her life is a danger she doesn't deserve.
But I can't stop thinking about her, after all this time. I don't understand how I feel about her, but I know that there is no purpose in my life greater than looking out for her and making her happy. It's the only point to living.
What the fuck do I do, God?
>>29317922
when will you send the next messiah to correct our ill ways?
>>29317922
>>29319059
This. And why didn't you make the world anime?
>>29319087
not OP, but sin is a human construct. it's not real. your path is already set out, nothing you do is right or wrong.
>>29317922
Is Occam's Razor a fallacy under the theological debate?
How can I tell what females are attractive and unnatractive? they all look heaps good to me
Of Cthulhu, Azathoth, Nyarlathotep, or Moloch, who's your main?
Why did you give me this terrible life, why did you make me like this
Will I have a qt gf by the end of this year, and why did you come to 4chan?
>>29318465
Invest in biomechatronics.
>>29318496
One word: testimony. Try assisting a "miracle" in silence. It's also a form of verbal reaffirmation.
>>29318554
See: >>29318445 again.
>>29318570
Honorable, although at times, pretentious.
>>29318666
I wouldn't want to scare you into being tirelessly paranoid.
>>29318763
The size of the universe offsets the magnitudes of order required for the human mind to even begin comprehend it. A small universe would strip us of the ability to be in awe, to be baffled.
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science"
- Albert Einstein
>>29318790
See my 5th response here: >>29318445
>>29318807
If everyone were Bruce Lee, no one one would be Bruce Lee.
>>29318808
Evolution created birds, not me.
>>29318809
Try again.
>>29318844
No, you're not.
>>29318853
It's incoherent (see; Power Structuralism). I'd be cautious about those other two.
>>29319116
Only weaks who can't accept their bad choices will pretend that the scenario was settled before the play that we call life
>>29319387
>It's incoherent (see; Power Structuralism). I'd be cautious about those other two.
can you elaborate? that's extremely vague.
>>29319387
You are beyond useless and have no worth. Your inability to provide adequate answers to even the most simple of questions proves you are indeed a God in every classic sense of the word.
What is the aim in life, what should my aim be as I don't have one?
How to avoid going to hell if had sex before marriage?
>>29317922
Why did you visit /r9k/ instead of another board?
Why is the bible so ambiguous that it is open to interpretation?
Why do you allow different sects of Christianity to exist and interpret the bible at will to accommodate their livestyles all while preaching to be the best religion for Christians?
Why did you make a grammatical mistake here "Greetings, robots, I'm God. " It should have been "Greetings robots, I'm God. "
What's the point of this discussion and how is it relevant to your divine plan?
Why did you fuck me with the manliest bone structure possible, then make me 5'4"?
god confirmed for giant faggot.
>God takes such a long time to respond even though he's omnipresent and omnipotent
>>29318874
World peace is entirely unattainable. Humans thrive on divergence.
>>29318939
No, neither do I endorse any religions. The true nature of man is revealed under freedom from observance, which religion teaches against.
>>29319003
This isn't a time to be witty. I'm here to answer questions. Your disdain for obscure lexis is the least of my concerns.
>>29319008
I didn't create this world.
>>29319036
You're thinking of someone else.
>>29319059
Try again.
>>29319087
No.
>>29319097
Try again.
>>29319100
Leave.
>>29319105
Never.
>>29319110
Try again.
>>29319164
Yes. Occam's Razor has no role outside spatiotemporal narratives.
>>29319173
>>29319188
>>29319202
>>29319214
Try again.
>>29319436
Vague intentionally.
>>29319438
There isn't a poster in this thread with a more pitiful life than yours.
God is the captcha system as annoying to you as it is to me.
>>29317922
Why can't I find a girl I actually like, and would like to care about
>>29317922
Since OP is always a faggot, and you're OP, does that mean you are a faggot deity?
>>29317922
Why am I so unlucky with technology?
Will my reincarnation cycle ever end?
>Its a 'God' refuses to provide any conclusive evidence that he is infact God episode.
What is the meaning of this.
>>29317922
Does karma exist? If it does, why does it seem to be harder on some people than on others?
>>29319518
Hell doesn't exist. And aim for something better than now. It's better to be realistic and live than die following delusions.
>>29319582
In all other possible worlds all other possible outcomes were actualized (to the extent that they fall under a code of holiness, if you will). I visited /x/ instead of here. I didn't make any grammatical errors (if not intentional). There is no point, that's the point. There is only infinitude.
>>29319595
I didn't, though. Evolution and genetics on the other hand.
>>29319770
You had one chance to come up with something witty, and like your life choices and opportunities, you blew it.
>>29317922
if 1 + 1 = 0
then why does 1*0 + 1*0 = 1*0
>>29320231
You didn't answer all my questions, God.
You made a grammatical error. There is a point because it shows you are not as omnipotent as you say you are. The bible describes you as perfect and if a perfect being makes a mistake then who is to say you are not the god you say you are.
You didn't answer all my questions.
>>29320243
>1 + 1 = 0
Except this doesn't happen.
>>29317922
God, what can I do to get a pretty gf like pic related?
>>29317922
Why was I born a mixed race abomination?
can you prove that I'm not god?
>>29320243
Haha anon 1 + 1 = 69 hahahahah get it??? 1 + 1 = girl + boy 69 = sex position hahahahahha
>God is a tripfag
makes sense
Can you please make anime real?
>>29317922
Surely you meant to say "I'm Allah."
Also I'd like to be sent to purgatory, thanks.
>>29317922
What's Jesus like?
Also, are you familiar with the term "shitposting"?
>>29317922
What will I do next with my life?
Why do you exist?
>>29317922
fuck you cunt nigger fag, praise allah
>>29319994
It's terrible.
>>29320071
You're not trying or looking hard enough.
>>29320086
Try again.
>>29320107
Appeal for a slot in the techno-angelic age if you believe in reincarnation.
>>29320146
Try again.
>>29320156
It doesn't. And you'd hope it doesn't.
>>29320243
Try. Again.
>>29320285
The bible has nothing to do with me. I'm not Yahweh. Also, that mistake was made intentionally to prompt you to take issue on the idea of perfection to which I reply by saying it is arbitrary.
>>29320311
Google "dating tips", for starters.
>>29320346
Because your parents fucked.
>>29320433
Do anything that contradicts the laws of physics. Then see me in my office.
>>29320538
I can, but I won't.
>>29320547
I'm not Allah.
>>29320559
Jesus didn't/doesn't exist.
>>29320587
Start eating healthier.
>>29320599
To stop modal realism and meta-syntactic systems from being brought into coincidence.
Question time is up, bots.
>>29320748
> I'm not Yahweh.
Then you can't call yourself "God." What kind of a dick uses another god's name?
> Also, that mistake was made intentionally to prompt you to take issue on the idea of perfection to which I reply by saying it is arbitrary.
Here's the problem with that reasoning. I'm not going to even bother with that statement. An omnipresent, omnipotent god would have known I wasn't going to bother with that type of response.
All I see is backpedaling and shitty answers given.
You didn't answer "What's the point of this discussion and how is it relevant to your divine plan?" It's obvious you would have a divine plan because of your lack of action and irrelevant presence in here.
Are you pleased with how I am becoming? Or is my ego getting too big?
Please tell me what to do.
