Hello again, wagecuck.
I'm just enjoying my delectable subway sandwich on this fine day. I always make sure to choose the most FRESH and DELICIOUS vegetables to put on my HEALTHY meal.
And it's all the more amusing when I pay the wagie with his own tax money.
As they say, wagecuckie
Another day, another dollar.
>>29317522
Oh great I was expecting just my regular dose of demoralization but we got some extra today.
>>29317522
Good for you neetie. Now go fuck off with your daily bait
>>29317522
>subway
>fresh and delicious
>healthy
damn you fatties are dumb
>>29317522
Is that a NEET Luis Suarez, anon?
>>29317522
>be NEET
>Have all the time in the world to make a good meal
>eat subway instead
What the fuck do you do with your time?
>>29317578
wank senpai
>>29317522
Thissandwich is extremely delicious.
Hey, wagies
He do you feel about pic related? Personally I feel very comfy.
Another day another dollar cuckboi
>>29317572
No you ldiot
Fuck ive ate subway 5 times this week. I just cant eat anymore of it. It all tastes the same.
>>29317522
not a wage cuck but
>eating subway
>ever
>Be me
>Massively addicted to cocaine
>Rely on my well paid job to fund habit
>Wish i could kick the habit and become NEET
Hey there wage C U C K O L D S
Watch this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro
FUCK YOU NEET BASTARD
FUCK YOU FUCK YO FUCKAHAHHAAHAHHHHHHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29319057
Nice try neet but we productive people can see through you
>>29317522
i always find these threads amusing even though im a wagecuck for amazon i dont mind. it gives me something to do and people to talk to
im completely neet on my days off 3 days a week tho
I liked these threads better when it was less obvious that they were a self-deprecating joke.
I think it was about the time that the pepe changed color due to kidney failure(?) that they lost their charm for me.
If you're going to flat-out admit that these are just a meme to rile up clueless wagecucks, it isn't as funny.
I want to insult you and tell you how much I hate you neet guy.
But I dont have any strength left
>>29318389
i love how the text-to-speech in this video emphasizes "the neet"
makes it sound like a batman villain
>Fresh
>Delicious
>Healthy
It's almost as if you want to be seen as stupid.
>>29319213
HOLY SHIT WE GOT ONE BOYS!!!!
CALL THE PAPERS, I WANT "MAN FALLS FOR MEME" ON EVERY HEADLINE TOMORROW MORNING
How much does a NEET make monthly? I'm asking seriously
>>29319234
NEETS make something like $6,000 a year
So, far less than what you'd get just working like, literally any minimum wage job.
>>29319220
Oh lel another epic troled by de b8master
He is pussysmasher and we am not oh lel
>>29319271
So surviving entirely on being NEET, even if you don't pay for rent and utilities is impossible in the countries these NEETs are?
>>29319355
it's not impossible, that's 500 a month and you can budget that easily to live as a no-tangible-assets single
>>29319355
No, you can survive if you're very careful and live a lifestyle that's 1) extremely spartan and unfulfilling, and 2) at least partially supported by someone else, like your parents.
It's not possible to survive on independently or if you want to do or own, like, literally anything.
>>29317522
I'm not surprised that a poorfag would consider that cheap shit to be an enviable luxury
>>29319386
>you can budget that easily to live as a no-tangible-assets single
Yeah, but that's the thing.
You will never have a car. You will never have a house. You will never be able to pay for medical costs if you get sick, or go out and do any activities with friends, or even afford to drink yourself into a stupor to forget how shit your life is. You can't afford new clothing, or to clean anything, or any hobbies/interest/activities for self-improvement. Shit, you can't even buy a bike unless you save for like five years.
You can live essentially as well as your average shut-in 15 year old.
>>29319393
Damn, I wonder why NEETs meme this hard then...
I mean, I know none of them live fullfiling NEET lives, but I thought maybe they memed having a sense they could actually achieve that.
>>29319442
the guy you're talking to is a perl script
you're having a conversation with a chatbot
>>29319425
i agree, it's a shitty life, but it's definitely possible. not personally a neet so i don't know those feels
though it would be pretty sweet to live off of that salary if you wandered around in the wilderness all day, just gotta buy a couple cheap foraging supplies and some new canned food every month and you're good to go
you could be a modern day diogenes and masturbate in public while talking about how pointless everything is
>>29319466
What are you talking about?
>>29319393
This is a chatbot?
These threads always make me want to eat a Subway sandwich.
I don't even like Subway that much.
>>29317522
JOKES ON YOU IT WAS A SURPRISE CARNIVAL DAY AT WORK AN I GOT THE DAY OFF HAHAHA
Ambition?
Being poor?
No neetbucks in 20 years?
wat do bois?
oh wait I got a job
>>29319425
Most people can't afford that shit anyways.
>You will never have a car.
You just need good credit for that for most people, get a bank loan, buy from some craigslist fuck and pay for the carfax. Don't ever buy from a dealer. I'd have my car ten years, I saved half and my dad paid half.
>You will never have a house.
Housing Choice Voucher program, nigh impossible to get.
>You will never be able to pay for medical costs
medicare/medicaid
I've never seen a single bill.
>go out and do any activities with friends
I don't have friends anyways, and if I did I just wouldn't spend money. If they expect me to spend money they aren't my friends.
>even afford to drink yourself into a stupor to forget how shit your life is.
Yeah you can
>You can't afford new clothing, or to clean anything
that stuff is cheap as fuck, especially goodwill and the like. If you sneer at 2ndhand you're an idiot.
Same for free dumpster couches, granted you scope it out and make sure its good.
>hobbies/interest/activities for self-improvement.
the internet has all of this for free even without piracy
>>29319442
When you're NEET your sense of reality and time go away. I dream about 4chan. I literally say in my dreams when I'm dreaming that its annoying that I can't search that because I'm asleep.
>>29317522
I never understood the yellow tinge in that pepe pic, did that subway give him hepatitis or something?
>>29319612
Can you afford the 12' meal?
>>29319271
$6000 a year? Shit I make that in a little over a month.
Since I'm slightly affluent, I can afford to live in a nice condo. Spend money on myself, buy nice clothes, look good, and afford to buy groceries so I can cook proper meals instead of eating Scrubway
>>29319751
>condo
>not owning deeded land
>being this shitty with money
not going to be affluent for very long my man
>>29318174
It's pretty shit but I don't mind a meatball sub, roast beef or a chicken fillet that's not real chicken sandwich every now and again. Can make a much better sandwich at home but it's okay for what it is.
Their cookies are the highlight for me.
>>29319355
NEETs get housing and food stamps so their 6 grand is mostly there for things such as internet and heat. They pirate everything and while some days are entertaining most blend together into drudgery, boredom and depression of not being able to do anything requiring money.
>>29319774
I'm 21 Years old; so there's no guarantee I'll be in this same city 5 years from now. Makes absolutely no sense to purchase my own home and land when I'm not a permanent resident yet
Does anyone have the video of the ratfaced skeleton NEET eating some soggy subway sandwich and mumbling one of the bait copypastas?
>>29319774
There are condos that cost 8 figures Cletus.
>>29317522
I bet you have you sandwich with mayonnaise and other sauces, salami, and because it have vegetables you think it healthy.
and I don't care that you are neet
>>29317522
Kek, since when did we start linking subway sammiches to NEETs?
>>29317522
>healthy
You probably got a Diet Coke with it too
>>29317522
Hello there fellow NEET, can you tell me what sandwich artist made that? It looks scrumptious.
>>29319234
Actually, if you're NEET bux come from investments, income can be in the six or even seven figures a year
