I'm a virgin because I'm religious and adultery is

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2016-06-16 09:05:03 Post No. 29316604
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:05:03 Post No. 29316604 [Report]

I'm a virgin because I'm religious and adultery is a sin, what's your excuse, anon?

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:06:54 Post No.29316624
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:06:54 Post No.29316624 [Report]

Must be nice having an excuse like that.

I'm just ugly and autistic I guess.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:07:17 Post No.29316628
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:07:17 Post No.29316628 [Report]

>>29316604
Wish i had religious parents so i had such a good excuse

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:07:40 Post No.29316631
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:07:40 Post No.29316631 [Report]

>>29316604
Yours is an excuse, though...

~~I'm asexual and have no interest in it~~

~~inb4 triggered armchair psychologists and psuedo-scientists telling me how my mind works because they know me so well and know every single thing that goes on in my mind despite not knowing me.~~

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:08:50 Post No.29316645
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:08:50 Post No.29316645 [Report]

>>29316631
>I'm asexual and have no interest in it

>Implying you're not rubbing one out on Kermit right now!

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:10:04 Post No.29316665
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 09:10:04 Post No.29316665 [Report]

>tfw became a church minister so nobody could shame me for being a 27 year old virgin
>tfw people in my neighborhood immediately treat me like a saint and role model to their children and not some creep
>tfw jacking off in the confessional booth and rubbing my hands on the pews and bibles