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Roadworks all night, students blasting music all day edition
Haven't slept in a week.
just installed some new tires on my bike. ride this morning should be comfy, wagecucking in a couple of hours
how's my robots
>tfw no one is up and it's almost 9am
fucking waste of a morning
>finally went and had dinner with a group of people from one of my uni classes
>got them all on normiebook
>semester's now over, don't see them anymore
>don't know how to initiate a conversation
fug I thought I made it
I am running out of ways to say post waifus. What's the plan today lads? Off to the gym in a minute.
>>29315623
>tfw the Robot is working
>>29315623
Maccies run with a mate I ain't seen in ages, and then make some model kits
>>29315594
>having kikebook
stromboli
>>29315594
what year you in lad? hasn't happened for me and I've just finished 1st, want to know if there's still hope desu
>>29315802
third year
I don't know your degree but it's possible that over time you'll start seeing the same people every semester and you start to naturally gravitate towards them, plus also forced to interact because of group projects
Just don't count on any friendships lasting if the only thing you have in common is the subject choice
>>29315623
Waifu status: posted
I am going to go to work and contemplate suicide
>tfw my wife's boyfriend has spent all of my wages
>>29316413
Come again. What's happened?
>tfw nobody knows the real (You)
>>29316413
>>29316704
I imagine his wages go into a shared account between his wife and his wife's bf for food and holidays and that but the bf has spunked it
Can you not speak to the bank about it lad? Maybe consider getting a second job for some extra pocket money from the missus?
>on the train
>log into the wifi
>banned on all boards for posting CP
Who the fuck posts CP on the train? Fucking nonces lads I swear, throw them in the gulag
I'm about to catch the train to my interview, lads.
What are my hobbies again?
>>29316816
>Socialising with friends
>Sports
>Charity work
>>29316816
Anime and masturbating
don't tell them though
Went out for a meal with work last night. Got kind of drunk and made a complete arse of myself, nothing out of the norm to be honest.
>>29316816
>well I wouldn't consider it a hobby but I volunteer at a [name of local charity]
>on my weekends you can usually find me fishing or hiking, I live for the outdoors [insert chuckle]
>I've been trying to get into rock climbing recently but I can't find any gyms nearby with a wall
>travelling of course is hugely important to me, I love experiencing new cultures and meeting people from all over the world, I'm actually planning a trip to [place] when I have the time and the money [insert chuckle]
>I also enjoy reading, during my time at [school, uni, college] we had to read the Greek classics which got me hooked on them, I'm currently making my way through Plato's Republic
>>29316877
This is why I don't go to work functions
>>29316842
>socialising with friends
Literally babby's first job answer
>>29316816
The hobbies question is to gauge your social class, nothing more.
Who /itty bitty titty committee/ here?
>>29317177
Those aren't exactly small, just below average.
Small tits don't sag or cast a shadow.
>>29317177
niga u better source that right fuckin now or im gonna cry
>>29316877
>>29317177
>>29317211
>>29316766
>all these dubs
verynice :^)
>>29317228
https://www.reddit.com/user/mrs_mourinho
her vagina is gross
Poleaboo will be purchasing the necessary drugs today to start self-medding
>Really regret not doing it sooner
>Dreamed that I was presenting as female while at university
>I made female friends
>We went on nights out
>Picked up boys
>I was raped a few times but my friends were always there to offer me support
>Eventually became friends with the Polish girl (classmate)
>She arranged a surprise meeting between myself and the other Polish girl
>On seeing me she took me to a private room and we hugged
>I cried (made easier due to the hormones)
>>29317307
Seriously just fuck off you boring psychotic cunt you already tried this shit with your tilde character and no one cared, why do you think it will be any different now?
On the train lads, interview's in an hour and a bit.
Listening to Sufjan Stevens right now
>>29317475
because I'll post pics once the pills arrive
>>29317475
Just ignore him, maybe he'll go away if no-one ever replies to his posts
>>29317476
I've got one later this afternoon. Good luck mate.
>>29317516
Thanks anon. Best of luck, too.
I can't do more than 6 hours at work. I keep on leaving early and I think everyone hates me.
>>29317527
>Thanks anon. Best of luck, too.
>>29317516
get a room
>>29315745
>make some model kits
What kind?
>>29317476
Why would you listen to Suffie? You don't want to cry right before your interview lad
got a CBT session at 3 so gonna miss the footie ffs
>>29317643
Sack it off m8, won't do any good if you're distracted anyway
>>29317633
Illinois is a relaxing album.
I need to calm my nerves.
>>29317475
Poleaboo genuinely disturbs me. Some paki right now is trying to turn into an ugly woman for some hours of the day then the rest he's writing his fantasy of raping and killing the Polish girls for daring to report him.
>>29317659
can't do it now its too late Tbh
>>29317643
Do you find it useful senpai?
>>29317692
Had about 9 sessions so far got another 11 to go (might be extended) but honestly no its pretty pointless atm not really got into it
Reuniting with a few of my old school friends to watch the footie with pizza and beer. Time to put on my normie mask
>>29317736
>watch the footy
>beer
I'm so sorry
>people want to leave the EU because "muh polish people"
>NOT because of merkel's refugee invading fantasies and brussels supporting the jews and generally ruining shit for everyone
the sheer stupidity of these people
We should have a "sell off the commonwealth to the US" vote as well, since these shitskinned fucks have almost no contributions and almost always ends up making bigass nig families taking up 10x more in welfare than your average chav.
and get rid of the pakis/pajeets too.
>>29317643
I thought the early game was some scrub match, now I'm gonna miss the England game too.
>>29317749
I don't understand. I enjoy those things, the problem is that since we've gone to uni, even my nerdiest friends have made friends and lost their virginity while I haven't
>>29317817
>caring about losing your virginity
It's just some superficial label. Nothing changes when it happens, there's literally no reason to care
>>29317287
>her vagina is gross
nty then :^(
>>29317810
I'm gonna have to listen (yeah, listen) to it on the train to my interview. It's the year of our lord 2000 + 16, and I'm listening to a football match.
Load of bollocks.
>>29317775
>the sheer stupidity of these people
Indeed, and the funny thing is those same people will accuse Farage of being a racist. When he has said himself that it should be easier for people from commonwealth countries to come here, leaving the EU could achieve that
want free 3ds roms but not sure how to get them onto my 3ds lads
too lazy to look it up or try hard though
>>29317851
Every time I've had to listen to a game on the radio it's been commented by the obese hunk of meat that is Alan Green.
>>29317889
Not doing the work for you Monica.
>>29317921
its alright i wouldnt listen to your suggestions and just wait til someone buys me the game instead
>>29317939
Mate no-ones bought you anything in your life.
town and asda today in the grey rain and misery.
getting the broadband upgraded to fibre today, not that that really makes a difference to me tho.
8/13 odds for Remain now
Nice cheeky 30 quid if you put 50 quid on. Easy money. Get on it
>>29318035
theyre not gonna let it happen mate. polls are not votes.
>>29317875
>more fucking commonwealth fucks
good lord, just kill me now.
>>29318054
I said remain, not leave
I know remain is gonna win, which is why I'm saying bang a bet on it. It's gonna go down after tonight because of the Remain debate and who knows if it'll pick back up
>>29318065
As much as I want remain cause of being stable, it seems leave is actually winning now cause cameron is overacting a little too much.
What do you guys usually order in mcdonalds
>>29318109
I don't its shit burgers i go to burgter king
I'm panicking lads I have an exam soon and I haven't slept and now drank loads of energy drinks. My heart is racing and I think I'm going to die.
>>29318109
Quarter pounder
>>29318141
>disses the maccies
>goes to bk instead
WEW
>tesco egg and bacon spread.
>a quid for a big cup
>tons of tasty eggs, mayonnaise and bacon
Shit tastes fuckin amazing I'm literally eating it on it's own.
tons of brotein too.
>mum asks me why i use scented candles
>i use it to hide the smell of weed and she assumes this
>make up some autistic shit about needing lit candles to escape ghosts
>she buys it
it's not all that bad being mentally ill
>>29318175
>spread
what the fuck would that even be, just fry an egg and some bacon lad
>>29318175
Also tonnes of tasty salt in that lad
Rip blood pressure and resting heart rate
>>29318185
Wew you just reminded me I nearly burned my room yesterday. I had a book resting on top of a lamp to reduce the light and it set on fire.
>>29318185
>excuse is needing to escape ghosts rather than just making your room smell nice
Yep, you do sound mentally ill
>>29318209
>not using energy efficient light bulbs
>>29316882
>"I love the Greek classics! Plato's Republic... the list could go on..."
>>29318220
she wouldnt buy that i suddenly start caring for interior design and hippy candles and shit now when i never have before, better to play on my autism and pretend i see ghosts at least she tries to buy that
>>29316882
>e had to read the Greek classics which got me hooked on them, I'm currently making my way through Plato's Republic
>"Sounds like you're talking shit m8 as that's one of the very, very first classics you'd read so if you really was hooked on them, you'd have already read it multiple times"
Mr Goldstein won't let me miss my breaks and finish work at 3 instead of 4 to watch 2nd half of football
>>29318300
What do you do? Unless it's manual labour you should have access to a tv in work
>>29318244
>Left a plate of food in my room overnight, just bought a few candles to get the smell of pizza out
Sorted
Retard
>>29318320
Only TV is in staff room, on my dinner hour now, no more breaks till I finish at 4
>>29318337
>get the smell of pizza out
doubt my mum would buy that, doubt anyone i know would lad
I reckon cliff richards bummed all those boys
>>29318195
dont got time for that messy shit mane.
they already put it in ready for you, scrambled eggs and bacon and dat nice sauce.
>>29318207
fuck you're right, pretty high amount of salt.
very defensive team wales are playing
Clarkson and May are on the remain side
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https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-1313-procur-50mg-cyproterone.aspx
maybe
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-146-eflora-cream.aspx
>>29318617
Poleaboo feels it's because they only need a point
who wants 200 tramadol tablets?
>>29318747
Me m8. How did you get so many?
>>29318681
fugg
is it because they're so used to travelling europe to do their shows?
what about hammond?
>>29318747
Me desu but I don't trust you
>>29318801
They didn't say anything about hammond on the radio
In Norway desu lads. It's very nice here. Much nicer than Britain.
Lads
I'm not sure how many girl pills to order
There's a HUGE price break the more I buy
28 tablets - 23 quid
280 tablets - 117 quid
That's half the price per tablet but it's almost 3 weeks worth of bennies
Plus there are other pills I need to buy though I don't have to buy large quantities of those since the price break isn't as significant
>>29318858
My favourite country in the world. I can even speak a bit of the lingo
It's a shame it's so grey and miserable most of the year though or it'd be perfect
>>29318966
Yeah, it's pretty overcast right now, but warm as well.
Best thing for me is that basically everyone speaks english
>>29318898
280, take them all at once then wake up the next morning a qt
>When I'm out drinking people tell me I look like a celebrity
>It's always Ed Sheeran or Simon Pegg
Feels bad man, why can't I atleast look like an attractive celebrity
>tfw habitual wanking
I'm wanking 5 to 6 times a day lads, where did it all go so wrong?
>>29319099
>Decided not to wank for as long as I could handle it
>Got to day 12
>Can't contain the test
>Wank and manage to last about 30 seconds
Just force yourself to not do it m8, try to do it once or twice a week otherwise if you do get laid you won't last long at all. Flipside is that you'll be able to go multiple times when you do get some sweet poonani.
>>29319099
I've lived with 2 girls in my flat (neither of which are at all attractive so that's relatively ok) for nearly a year and yesterday I finally used the smell of one of their tights to crack one off.
It was fucking incredible, it kinda ruined my wank this morning. Probably gonna have to siphon off a small supply to keep me going.
>>29319123
>if you do get laid you won't last long at all
Not true, I was with a hooker and could barley keep my dick hard let alone cum, she even asked me if I wank a lot, lol. She was spot on with that speculation.
>>29315017
has Abrakebabra always had irn bru for sale
>>29319210
Wouldn't be much of a takeaway if it didn't
Rewatched loads of old peep shows this week instead of doing my work.
The early seasons are so much comfier than the later ones, the last season was pretty terrible aside from a few moments.
>>29319476
>mark falls for roasties
they ruined it
>>29319700
Should have kept him as a prison gay.
>They let through sheep shagging chimp score
Lads.
>>29317775
If they're voting leave I'm not going to argue with them.
>B R E A K I N G
>VOTE REMAIN MP SHOT AND STABBED
>ATTACKER REPORTEDLY SHOUTED "BRITAIN FIRST" AS HE ATTACKED
It's over, lads. EU till we die.
>English goalkeeping
>>29319914
>Vote leave has suspended their campaign
>Wales scored
god fucking dammit mates
Engloland more like
Once again, Sterling proving himself to be an utterly useless sack of nigger shit
>>29315017
Where can I find anime figures to 3d print?
>tfw mum tells me she doesn't 'approve' of me being with a girl whom has a 10 yer age gap between us.
>as if I need her 'approval'
>this is the same mum who's been through multiple partners (some who had a 10+ year age gap), made my life shit growing up, never having much of a childhood, has never spoke or given me advice, doesn't even know what I'm doing at college right now, steals my money behind my back and comes up with excuses, always tries to bring up the 'past' and how I was always down and depressed but now that I've made changes and become better, she talks to me like I'm still that person from back then.
>mfw
>>29318898
Maybe order some guy pills and sort your hormonal inbalance out.
>>29320063
#justnormieproblems
#REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29320063
>10 year age gap
wew, is she at least 18 lad?
>tfw parents hate my girlfriend because she always wears black skinny jeans becase THICK
>Say she should wear more modest or less revealing clothes
>tfw morally conflicted between hiding breeding hips and displaying them proudly
>>29320223
She is 16, which is legal anyway. Mums acting like if I do ANYTHING whatsoever I'm going straight to prison lmao. Told the bitch to do a quick google search so prove how wrong she is but she'd rather be stuck in her own little beliefs.
>>29320237
don't wanna sound like your mum, but what are you at senpai
26 with a 16 year old? You fucked up senpai, she's absolutely cucking you. Girls only date older guys for maturity and access to a car, and I doubt you're the only one.
>>29320281
Well that's the thing I don't have much, no car etc. She just genuinely likes me, I've helped her through some tough times at home, as I went through the same type of stuff, and she can't keep her hands off me when we're together.
And she's a virgin for like, everything. She might be the one. I have a chance of finally being happy and ain't going to lose it.
It's party time lads. Just won 4 quid on the footy
Body fat has shot back up to 14% despite all the exercise and dieting.
It's because I cant stop eating at 3am
>>29320281
>You fucked up senpai, she's absolutely cucking you. Girls only date older guys for maturity and access to a car, and I doubt you're the only one.
So long as she gives up the pussy, who the fuck cares.
Just spent 200 on anime figures, someone tell me I didn't waste my money
>>29320657
Post the figures and we'll let you know.
Won some another cheeky bet there lads
Should have have put one on the 91st
Predicted that
Football's coming home lads!
>STURRIDGE
keep watching gun reviews, I wish I lived in america
>>29320657
Had my eyes on this one for some time now. Shame I cant get because I need to hide powerlevel.
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Damn these threads are nothing like /int//Brit/
>>29321115
Wojak has a pretty nice arse in that picture
>>29321146
>wouldn't fuck the sheep
wtf lad
why do northern robots not say "our anon"
>>29321115
>welsh flag on a minaret
FUCKING FINALLY FOUND MY ELECTRIC SHAVER!!
Holy shit, I've been looking or that all week, beard was out of control after not shaving for over 2 weeks.
Using it felt good man
Fuck life lads
Why does everything shit have to keep happening to me
havent left my room in a week
invited to a stag do but i dont want to go
also a wedding in july and i dont want to go
send help
Anyone else in Southampton?
Thunderstorms been bloody mad over the past hour.
>>29321521
No mate I am in Bristol is sunny as shit
>>29321521
not sunny but warm in hull, not to warm though so its alright
>>29321511
I'm getting married in July, but I've already had my stag do. You should go, it'll be a right laugh.
>>29319914
Fucking hell, just read this.
Regardless of whether or not the 'Britain first' thing is BS this is still huge news.
Good thing he's white or it'd be called a terror attack :^)
>>29321423
Want me to buy you a new tracksuit to cheer you up?
ARE YOU SUPPORTING ENGLAND ANON?
>>29321619
>ass shake
Don't see any ass desu senpai
>>29320949
Why don't ye make ye own gun lad? They're little more than a metal tube, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdOXzwlTrlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjdtjkBao2I
Finished my interview, lads. About to catch the train home.
Ask me anything.
>>29322229
cba tbqh
NEET POWER
>>29322282
SAUCE from 2010
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Oakwell+Hall+thriving+with+help+of+volunteers.-a0227735906
>>29322282
I saw that, just announced that she died too.
Odds on him being an /r9k/ poster?
Yet more ammo against reclusive men with alleged mental illness.
I feel a bit guilty lads.
When I was little I use to have to stay at my grans loads and she use to have these really cool ornaments (I think thats spelt right)
Well recently she became ill and had to go into a home, well my aunt came to collect all these ornaments and while she was talking to my mum I took one.
Im not sure if she wants to sell the or to remember her by when shes gone but I wanted one for the memories so this isnt to bad is it?
There's a pretty alright, used liberally, looking man with an some shirt and hoodie next to me.
>>29322392
No mate, if you genuinely want it to remember her by I'm sue your gran would want you to have it
>>29322449
>some
Bloody phone, I meant anime
My train got cancelled, what do I do?
>>29322546
Get a diffeent one
>>29321704
what are you doing here then? oc
>>29322546
You in the south west senpai? Some drive drove his train into a boulder.
>>29322556
Don't you ever tell me what to do, not you or anyone.
>>29322606
I'm here for the bantz m8. And the autistic arguments that pop up from time to time.
>>29322282
I don't like it when labour mps get shot
>>29322722
Proof you are getting married?
kicked a dog in the face today
it was waiting outside a shop and came running over to my dog across the road barking and growling when it saw him
booted it in the mouth and it jumped back onto the road and just looked at me, then its owner came out the shop and shouted it away
3rd time something like this has happened and its always a pitbull, gonna start carrying a knife
>>29322913
Should've told the owner to tie the fucking thing up.
got a boner looking at another mans hard erection
am i bi now?
>>29322764
Shit like this is why I don't go out.
Why can't we all just be friends?
>>29322913
u gunna stab one next time? wtf
>>29322983
You got the gay now lad.
>>29322983
nah m8 ur just thinking about it plowing some prime puss.
>>29322641
calm your tits lad
ordered some nice speakers but worried the volume's gonna annoy my neighbours or summat and i'm gonna have to play my tunes at a decibel level that is unsatisfactory to me
an abstract feel
>>29322983
not really, I know that sometimes if people watch a lot of porn the sight of a penis can trigger sexual excitement as they associate it with watching pornography. you could also be bi though m8
>>29319210
irn bru and mango were a later addition at the request of pplz.
Just smashed up the garden
Need to sort my temper out and stop acting like such a twat
I work as an engineer and site manager in construction..
>pretty much my own boss
>my job has been complete for 14 days now
mfw i have effectively had 10 unofficial days of annual leave
mfw laborers hate me for doing not much work but getting well paid
mfw i'm /working construction/ and in charge of the 'chads'
mfw i tell 'chad' to clean the bogs
did i do well lads?
>>29323124
Did you try not being a teenage twat.
>>29319204
>I can't orgasm from being with a woman
>lol
you're fucked up
>tfw you throatfucked your gf and came in her mouth last night
>>29322913
>knife
small handgun would be much more effective, desu
>>29322913
Was its owner a proper pikey?
nearly ran a black cat over this morning lads; it was a very very very lucky cat.
then, this afternoon, i provoked a fight between two pigeons with the crust of a cheese and pickle butty i bought from tesco for lunch
>>29322451
oh ok thanks for answering.
>>29323029
only play them while they are asleep that way they wont care
>>29323181
I have a reason to be angry, Im sick of robots thinking not having a girlfriend is a big enough of a reason to be considered depressed and claim they have it hard.
>>29323483
What is it then? Whatever it is I doubt it's going to justify your level of autistic anger.
I used to slam my fist on my keyboard like a spacker when I was a frustrated teenager but you chill the fuck out.
>put a cheeky fiver on Northern Ireland to win
>they're winning
Never bet before lads, I get 27.50 if the potatos keep this under control.
>>29323391
thanks britain first
I honestly think there hasn't been enough doggos in threads as of late.
Post 'em lads.
>>29323509
Loads of things
I was bullied my whole life (not name calling, beat up)
My dad abused me my whole childhood, my mum never cared.
They finally split up when I was 16, shes just got back with him now and its started again. I have no friends and everyday is spent alone in boredom and loneliness. I reacted normally.
>>29323550
Actually a Trumpfag from USA, just shitpost in these threads to remind myself how great America is
rip Brexit
>had job interview on Monday
>still haven't heard anything
By this stage I probably haven't got it I just wish I knew for sure desu
>>29315623
Signed on yesterday. Was worried about getting sanctioned but they barely looked at what jobs I applied for, might mix in some fake ones so I don't have to put in as much effort desu~
>>29323172
Labourers don't clean toilets you mong
Assuming this isn't bait carry on the way you are and 'chad' is going to snap and drop a lintel on your head
>>29315017
why is /britfeel/ even a thing? are there such a disproportionate amount of robots in that country?
>>29324034
>might mix in some fake ones so I don't have to put in as much effort desu~
When I was on JSA (I have a well paid job now..) I ALWAYS made up the job searches. Let me know if you want a copy of my applications and my 60 'positive steps'
>>29324010
Call back, you cuck.
Calling back is a filter for spergs
>>29324034
I was a bit worried tilde, I havnt seen you post in ages.
>>29324047
>Labourers don't clean toilets you mong
>Assuming this isn't bait carry on the way you are and 'chad' is going to snap and drop a lintel on your head
Hello butthurt laborer.
FYI, on MY site, it is ME - the site manager - who decides who cleans the toilets. If the 'chad' laborer doesn't like this, I fuck them off; they are fired.
BOOM
You should have worked harder at school.
This quote gets to me
My father picked me up from school one day and we played hookey and went to the beach. It was too cold to go in the water so we sat on a blanket and ate pizza. When I got home my sneakers were full of sand and I dumped it on my bedroom floor. I didn't know the difference, I was six. My mother screamed at me for the mess but he wasn't mad. He said that billions of years ago the world 's shifting and ocean moving brought that sand to that spot on the beach and then I took it away. Every day he said we change the world. Which is a nice thought until I think about how many days and lifetimes I would need to bring a shoe full of sand home until there is no beach. Until it made a difference to anyone. Every day we change the world. But to change the world in a way that means anything that take more time that most people have. it never happens all at once. Its slow. Its methodical. Its exhausting. We don't all have the stomach for it.
I want to change the world
>>29324109
But what if they say "of course you didn't get it you batty boy" and I start crying and then they all make fun of me?
>>29324287
Deep man
>>29324206
Not a labourer, I'm an electrician whose worked on plenty of building sites and you're obviously full of shit, things don't work that way the site manager isn't in charge of hiring and firing as they are usually contractors anyway
2/10 for making me reply (twice)
>>29324206
>laborer
FOY
That MP has died. Feels pretty shitty after being bombarded with political bullshite for the past few months
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36550304
>>29324554
she died instantly, they just didn't report it till like 6pm
>>29324554
Just goes to show the mentality of someone who is in favour of brexit
Confused and unstable, shame she had to die because of it though
>>29324554
Her funeral will be on her birthday, which was the 22nd of June. The day before the referendum.
I'm not a /pol/ conspiracy theorist, but that's a bit dodgy
>>29324554
>>29324586
people should vote Brexit in her memory
>>29324586
>the crazy guy would deffo vote leave guiiiiise
Fuck off back to twitter you cretin
>>29324597
Doubt the jews would do something so tasteless
>>29324638
The fuck you on about, he was screaming britain first as he killed her
You are a prime example of the deluded misfit who is going to vote leave
>>29324691
According to ((((((((((the guardian)))))))))).
just drank a tall glass of chilled custard
>Her birthday is 22nd June
>People usually wait about a week before having a funeral
>The referendum is on 23rd June
There is absolutely nothing suspicious about this happening to her.
>>29324051
yanks OUT
we don't want your kind in here.
>>29324034
>tfw I haven't applied for any jobs since November
>tfw just go on sites like reed and indeed, pull off the first 12-15 jobs each sunday night and write them down
If they ever ask to see evidence of my job search, I'll be fucked.
Hungry but no food in the flat
Can someone go shopping for me? I'll pay you with episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion on a flash drive
>>29324868
If they cancel this referendum because of her assassination then I'm literally moving out of this country even if I have to use a fucking paddle boat from Argos.
I'd rather live in a South American banana republic.
>>29324920
Sounds very much like a back dated sanction! Uh ooh lad..
>>29318058
Your fault, should have never had a commonwealth to begin with. Hope you drown in your tears cumskin.
>>29324939
This whole thing is a shitshow. Want to rage even more? Check out some of the big Out campaigners and see the kind of absolute shit that retarded leftists are saying to them in the comments.
I'm going to shoot
>>29325283
some pool
Halo Wars 2 is fucking shit lads.
Going to Leeds on my own tomorrow night for a gig. Is Leeds alright or a massive shithole where I'll die before getting the train back home.
>>29325372
Is it shit because you can't call "ALL UNITS"?
>>29325390
Nah, it's because everyone playing is a fucking retard.
>>29325415
>>29325372
>10 games
>10 wins
Only had to use anything other than marines twice.
who gains more respect SAS or SBS?
>>29325502
SCS
>>29325390
I've spent a few nights in Leeds central train station after going to music nights. Pretty good. Spoons is open late, and McDs is open early. Must be an early finish if you're planning on getting a train back though?
>>29320063
One stop guy?
>>29325462
Fucking exactly.
>tfw your opponents don't even try to cap the points
>>29317177
j-jenny?
>>29325687
got a bit hairy in one game so I had to build some snipers, flame thrower blokes and a warthog or two
>>29324109
I've been ruminating on this for almost two hours, is it good to call back after an interview or will they just consider you to be pestering them/too impatient?
>>29325532
DFS
>>29325570
Last train back to Manchester is half 11 and I don't expect the gig to go past 11. If I miss it, I guess I'll spend the night in spoons.
If dubs I'm going to have sex tomorrow night
>>29325808
If dubs you're going to have sex tomorrow
>>29325808
If dubs you'll have sex tomorrow but it will be up the bum
>>29325803
Yeah you should be alright then. Seeing anyone good?
>>29320821
turns out it was closer to 150
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IRSP1T2/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005FDSI6U/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00XXQYA3G/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00YBC1G0Q/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00MU64DAU/
I will hate you lads if you leave, i gave up my shitty uni here in Greece, worked whole year to save up money and got an offer from Swansea to study and i get cucked again from life. I will just end it lads there's no hope for me with that shitty luck, YOU COULD HAVE A WHITE SLAV REMOVING KEBAB
I think its fucked lads, some stupid druggie shot a qt3.14 MP and now everyone will vote remain
Jobs fucked lads. Jobs fucked.
>>29325828
>>29325858
Doesn't matter I'm on a promise anyway, no bum boy shit either dubs to prove
>>29325916
If dubs you'll trap your benis in a revolving door at the bank and have to cancel your plans
>>29325916
She better not be lying to me
Dubs to prove
Anyone looking to escape? Need to get out of your current living situation? Or are you just looking for a job?
I can help. I run a small business and I am looking for an employee. The business is based in several rooms in my large home. There's already one person working and living here with me, and we're looking for someone else.
The work is very easy and you will be trained fully. I run a cassette tape manufacturing facility. Your job will be quality assurance. All you have to do is run the tape through a machine and it will indicate whether it is defective or not.
The job includes accommodation here in beautiful Beaminister, Dorset, England. I don't care where you are from, because we'll do this all under the table.
Your pay also includes food, just basic stuff like rice and beans and eggs in the morning. You'll also have the opportunity to use your wages to purchase food items and essentials from a shop that I have set up in the house. I stock a good range of food, and I can always order special things in for you.
Wages are 35 quid per week. This may seem low but bear in mind that it includes accommodation, all bills, and essential foods.
>>29325861
Meet Me In St Louis. They're one of my favourite bands ever and this is their only reunion show outside of London so I'm making the effort of leaving this city for once.
>>29325958
"No"
6.67% content
Anyone else seeing Bill Burr in his upcoming tour? I was going to post a photo of my ticket but it's a massive ballache because no internet on phone.
>>29325868
You wasted your money senpai
>>29325734
Jesus. I had a game so intense, I had to build one warthog.
>>29325868
>hatsune miku
>anime
>>29325908
It's fucking over, we lose.
REMAIN will get a huge boost from this event, just watch for the upcoming polls.
How is Poleaboo getting on?
>>29325968
Never heard of them to be honest lad, might give them a little listen now. I appreciate the effort to see one of your favourite bands, though. I just spent a small fortune on tickets+travel to see Black Sabbath next year because they're one of my favourite bands and this might be the last opportunity ever to see them live.
Travelling to London for a gig next month too. I never normally travel and spend so much money on gigs but the phrase 'life isn't a rehearsal' hit me recently and I feel I should be taking these opportunities to enjoy myself.
>>29325908
>tfw still not sure if I want to vote to remain or if I want to laugh and watch england crash and burn
>>29325908
I'm still voting leave.
Their Jewish tricks don't fool me.
Should I order some adderal from Pakistan?
My life was great when I was on speed; motivated, confident, left the house.
Haven't used it for a year and I've gone back to being a depressed shell of a person.
I only used it in small doses.
Angry boys is back on bbc iplayer, jesus I was a kid when I first saw that
>>29326110
I've taken that approach recently. It led to me getting a new job and also hanging out with Disney World employees by a pool in the middle of nowhere so it's been alright so far.
>>29326201
You'll just wank yourself stupid.
>>29326256
>Angry boys
2011+5 YEARS
FUCK OFF KIDDO
>>29326262
I did that sometimes, too.
Part of what makes it great desu.
RIP Sara
Food delivery is over an hour late.
Starving.
>want to buy this model tank toy
>it's a japanese company but they have a place in france they'll ship from
>shipping is free because of the EU
I'm voting remain purely because of this
>>29326359
Good call mate. I don't care why you vote, just vote remain.
>>29326489
was joking i am really voting leave
>memers literally being paid to give up democracy
>>29325908
>was about to post about how the BBC wasn't reporting the Britain first comment so it all depends on if the papers do the old "allegedly" trick
>the BBC now are, "put Britain first" is what he said
Looks like their fact-checking is over, it wasn't just real in someone's mind, but in reality itself.
Here's the cute little tank, from the game Valkyria Chronicles.
>>29326524
You're not me.
>>29326604
You're not me either
>>29326256
>Summer Heights High is 9 years old
>>29326594
If he actually said that then its an absolute shitter. I was under the impression he didn't though
If you're going to go all /pol/ then jews really fucked us over, they picked the perfect MK Ultra to use and the perfect MP to target.
BOY! *BRRRRPOOOMMMP* BOY! *BROOOOMMMP*
NOW IN THE STREETS THERE IS VIOLENCE
>>29326642
> frog with head in hands, blurred, a clock is shown behind him
FUCKING
KILL
ME
SUICIDE NOW
>>29326871
> fucking kill me
>suicide now
pick one
>>29326697
I initally had my doubts he said that, given that the BBC hadn't reported it and how the "witness" I read was a guy who wasn't even there, but said that someone else had told him the guy said "Britain first". However now the BBC have reported it, quite late in the game, hours after the papers had it plastered everywhere. It looks like they did some independent fact-checking before making the decision to report that, that, and they said it was "put Britain first" rather than "Britain first" as initially reported by the online papers, makes me think the guy actually did say "put Britain first".
We'll get more info in the proper motives and circumstances of the incident over the next few days, I'm sure.
>>29325958
>use your wages to purchase food items and essentials from a shop that I have set up in the house
this sounds like a nightmare
>>29325958
Nice. I'm also a businessman. Main income is from pirating betamax movies. Easy money
polls put remain 10 points ahead after jo cox murder
it's over
brexit is finished
>>29326642
Shit. Time flies.
I SAID PUCK YOU MISS
>>29327413
well that sounds like some smelly bullshit desu lad
got a source by any chance?
>>29327413
what a fucking muppet he is, as if her dying was going to change shit
How do you guys deal with depression?
Fluoxetine and vodka mixes decently desu
Jo Cox was our 9/11
>>29327590
My doc mentioned mirtazapine to me today has anyone tried it?
>>29327609
Whole debacle has pissed me off.
I'm done with the news and politics. I'll stick to memes. Memes don't trigger me
>>29327590
Double dose of stop being a little bitch
Seriously not trying to insult you but actively make changes to the way you think, since I stopped moping around feeling sorry for myself all the time I've felt much better, if you catch the suicidal/depressive thoughts slipping into your mind, stop take a few deep breaths close your eyes and just tell yourself that it doesn't have to be this way
I know everyone is different but it seems to be working for me
really tempted to bet on the referendum
can't see leave winning at all
>>29327692
I'm so jealous of you my friend
I don't know if it's because I lack the drive to get better but I just can't really kick it no matter how hard I try
>>29327590
Poleaboo suggests if you don't like way the table is set - flip it
>>29327692
>if you catch the suicidal/depressive thoughts slipping into your mind, stop take a few deep breaths close your eyes and just tell yourself that it doesn't have to be this way
What if it does have to be this way though? What if you have a job that you can't quit because there's rent to pay?
>#ThanksYourMP
What the fuck has happened to this country
>>29327777
Quads confirm Jo Cox was false flag
>>29327800
Everyone is claiming she was a big deal but I have never heard of her. they can't even prove she exists
>>29327777
virtue signalling is the worst
nice quads too
Anyone in Bristol?
>>29327816
Her wiki page was empty a few hours ago, now it's like three pages.
Also she lives on a boat? Pretty convenient.
Anyone know where I can get some pure helium or is it all diluted now?
>>29318153
you in london lad? you need some modafinil to stay up properly.
>finished exams
>bought overwatch, pretty fun to play
>might order something from justeat.
pretty good day lads.
>>29327921
order some gabagool
>>29327883
Go to a party store mate idk
You could always buy a gram of cocaine and take a one way flight to Korea then get executed by firing squad
WEW LAD tier:
>>29327777: cromulence 26752
Can't even compete tier:
>>29317999: cromulence 2727
>>29317177: cromulence 768
>>29323899: cromulence 440
>>29319099: cromulence 440
>>29316877: cromulence 344
>>29318811: cromulence 320
>>29326166: cromulence 296
>>29326066: cromulence 296
>>29318966: cromulence 296
>>29316766: cromulence 296
>>29320955: cromulence 248
>>29321144: cromulence 240
>>29318244: cromulence 200
>>29317844: cromulence 200
>>29322722: cromulence 160
>>29320133: cromulence 152
>>29317633: cromulence 152
>>29326011: cromulence 56
>>29323511: cromulence 56
>>29321511: cromulence 56
>>29317211: cromulence 56
Are you even trying tier:
>>29327800: cromulence 8
>>29319700: cromulence 8
>>29318300: cromulence 8
>order chinese from justeat
>chinese girl delivers it
>we bow to each other like 15 times out of awkwardness
any tips for writing a manifesto?
>>29327980
immigrants
bankers
immigrant bankers
>>29327760
That's exactly it mate, you need to want i to get better, it's like beating an addiction
>>29327770
I work a shit job which I don't particularly enjoy but then I realised that not many people do enjoy their jobs and if you do, you're one of the lucky ones, when I said 'tell yourself it doesn't have to be this way' I meant your thought process, you need to learn to accept some things you just can't change
But there's always options for example night classes to get the qualifications you need for your dream job (if you have one) you just have to remember no one is going to change your life for you, ultimately your happiness lies in your hands
>>29327976
Sorry lad but I think it's time to kill yourself
>>29328018
Let her keep the change though (full 5 pence) so she'll probably want to suck me off as thanks
>>29328016
You're making me feel bad desu
I just got utterly fucked tonight and made myself look like a cunt but I can't tell if I regret it
>>29328016
>ultimately your happiness lies in your hands
So basically "just b urself :^)" ?
OK thanks anon
>>29328050
Good on you my son hope you got a good blowy j
>>29327976
You made my day. Cucking.
>>29328052
That's honestly not my intention and I'm sorry if it is
What's happened tonight to make you feel this way?
>>29328072
If that's the way you wish to interpret it mate, just trying to offer some advice
>>29325958
This sounds spooky as fuck man
>>29327921
Only game I've played recently. Not really into multiplayer games anymore but it's a lot of fun. Brings back memories of playing TF2 8 years ago.
>>29328103
>If that's the way you wish to interpret it mate, just trying to offer some advice
You advice isn't really useful. Almost by definition you can't just decide not to be depressed its basically the defining symptom
>>29328103
I really know what happened but my dad died when I was one year old and then when I was about seven my borderline abusive stepdad divorced my mum so I essentially lived my life without a dad.
Also I'm an immigrant and couldn't speak a word of English until I was about 5 which I got ripped for.
Overall my life has been shite desu
completely given up on life, I know why I am the way I am
it's the bridge between wanting to become masculine (independent, work ethic, active) and not being prepared (depressed, no work ethic, lazy)
would rather die than work, can't stand anything or anyone, no skills and no future to look forward to, everything's a disappointment
>>29327976
>Go pick up chinese
>Girl behind the counter is a tiny chinese girl not wearing much and with a dirty london accent
>>29328245
Creampie her, did you?
Started a new call centre job and I already want to kill myself. Done call centres before but fucking hell.
>>29328261
Cheers yoda
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
>>29328261
would if I could desu
>>29328341
We could double team her
>>29328350
Cmon don't forget about me
>>29328145
I never said it was an over night process, you need to utilise what I've said over period of time, it taken me years to get out of the rut I was stuck in mentally, I'm sensing negative vibes and I don't need that in my life so I'm going to divert my attention elsewhere, I hope you find happiness soon
>>29328169
That must be hard, my dad passed away 6 years ago and it nearly killed me inside (along with other things which i cba to get into) but then I think there's people like you for example who have had it much worse and I decided I needed to get a grip, although you've had it hard you can change it, you just need to really want it
I guess what I'm trying to say it's never too late and there's always someone worse off than you but I do sympathise with you I know what it's like when you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel but trust me, keep going and you will find it eventually
You probably think I'm talking a load of shit and I would have thought the same 6 months ago but just try to take small steps to accomplish what you want, remember life is not a race
>>29326110
How much did you pay for the ticket? I thought they didn't go on sale until tomorrow
>>29328403
You're a decent guy anon I like you
Stay happy my man
>>29328391
Three guys on one girl is kinda rude imo
You can watch and then lick me clean when I'm done
The dreaming ends
Reality begins
I like wearing black but it always gets covered in fluff and stuff
looks shit when it does that
>>29328554
Good Lass, keep us posted with the results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c-kh-Pj9Ag
well ard
What meds are you lads on?
sertraline 100mg
olanzapine 10mg
>>29328554
I'm worried you havent thought this through
However if its what you really want Im happy for you and wish you good luck
>>29328769
Might snort some morphine
>>29328769
only 408mg lymecycline, pretty boring desu
>>29327768
>>29328554
Does this site sell any steroids?
>>29328706
oh those wacky working classes
>>29328904
It doesn't sell illegal stuff
http://www.unitedpharmacies-uk.md/
Having a quick shit lads then I'm going to try get an early night
Have my last exam of the year tomorrow
>>29328939
I'm working class but I own a three bed home and car.
You just have to be smart like me and win the lottery.
>>29329042
I'm also working class if you exclude the fact that I've never worked a day in my life and live entirely off my parents money.
>>29329117
Working class is a state of mind
>>29329002
Was about to by myself some anti depressants when I saw the price, 62.99 for 28 tablets jesus.
Why does everything good have to be so expensive?
>>29329166
For the hormones though it was the cheapest around
some others to check out
Alldaychemist
inhousepharmacy
qhi
>>29329272
Cheers mate ill have a look
>>29329272
There's got to be risks to buying off these sites
I'm too paranoid for this shit
>>29329166
That's how I feel about figures. It's hard to justify 270 quid for a figure yet I do.
>>29329353
I hope you enjoy your figure.
Is enjoy right? Or like, I hope you like your figure mate
>>29325707
It looks like a Jenny I know too
>>29329344
It's legal stuff and they're popular sites
If you want real drugs try darknetmarkets
>>29329315
Also regarding anti-depressents, your GP will hand them out like smarties
I came back from Turkey last week lads, cheap as fuck & banged a Russian hotel maid.
I also survived a bomb attack which was interesting
Still though, 200 duty free fags for 16 quid ain't bad.
>>29329407
>Also regarding anti-depressents, your GP will hand them out like smarties
They will hand out SSRI brain killers like smartiesLike smarties may be outdated I haven't seen them in years
>>29329460
>Still though, 200 duty free fags for 16 quid ain't bad.
Fucking jealous mat, Ive been cig free for 3 days and just cracked and had 5. Quiting is hard
Only just realised I have my trip still on, sorry lads. I know you hate tripfags
>>29329391
I buy it, I unbox it, I put it on a shelf, I leave it. There is enjoyment somewhere in between.
>>29329583
Is it an anime figure?
Why are they so expensive?
Also don't say thanks
>>29329642
I only have a few anime figures and they are all gashapons so they were cheap.
I don't know the science behind the finance, I just put money on the table and wait.
Poleaboo hasn't masturbated in 72 hours
Not even doing a no fap
>>29329798
>72 hours
I haven't masturbated in 11 months, step up you attention-whoring faggot
Think I may have a blood clot/lymphangitis, but the red line on my arm doesn't appear to be moving upwards and keeps fading but then coming back. No other symptoms. The nearest hospital is fucking miles away, too.
Ordered domino's nearly a hour ago lads and it finally just got round to baking in the tracking delivery thing
>>29330041
I work at dominos, part time. Lot of fun, get to drive about at night and be a cool guy eating your sandwiches parked on a main road.
Why can I never sleep ffs
Exam at 8 and it's my most important one of the year and I'm going to be to tired.
>>29330041
>ordering at 11
enjoy your cum
>>29330143
>11
Get the fuck out euroscum
>>29330176
Fuck.
I I really thought it wasn't that late. I need to go to bed for work
