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Roadworks all night, students blasting music all day edition
Haven't slept in a week.
just installed some new tires on my bike. ride this morning should be comfy, wagecucking in a couple of hours
how's my robots
>tfw no one is up and it's almost 9am
fucking waste of a morning
>finally went and had dinner with a group of people from one of my uni classes
>got them all on normiebook
>semester's now over, don't see them anymore
>don't know how to initiate a conversation
fug I thought I made it
I am running out of ways to say post waifus. What's the plan today lads? Off to the gym in a minute.
>>29315623
>tfw the Robot is working
>>29315623
Maccies run with a mate I ain't seen in ages, and then make some model kits
>>29315594
>having kikebook
stromboli
>>29315594
what year you in lad? hasn't happened for me and I've just finished 1st, want to know if there's still hope desu
>>29315802
third year
I don't know your degree but it's possible that over time you'll start seeing the same people every semester and you start to naturally gravitate towards them, plus also forced to interact because of group projects
Just don't count on any friendships lasting if the only thing you have in common is the subject choice
>>29315623
Waifu status: posted
I am going to go to work and contemplate suicide
>tfw my wife's boyfriend has spent all of my wages
>>29316413
Come again. What's happened?
>tfw nobody knows the real (You)
>>29316413
>>29316704
I imagine his wages go into a shared account between his wife and his wife's bf for food and holidays and that but the bf has spunked it
Can you not speak to the bank about it lad? Maybe consider getting a second job for some extra pocket money from the missus?
>on the train
>log into the wifi
>banned on all boards for posting CP
Who the fuck posts CP on the train? Fucking nonces lads I swear, throw them in the gulag
I'm about to catch the train to my interview, lads.
What are my hobbies again?
>>29316816
>Socialising with friends
>Sports
>Charity work
>>29316816
Anime and masturbating
don't tell them though
Went out for a meal with work last night. Got kind of drunk and made a complete arse of myself, nothing out of the norm to be honest.
>>29316816
>well I wouldn't consider it a hobby but I volunteer at a [name of local charity]
>on my weekends you can usually find me fishing or hiking, I live for the outdoors [insert chuckle]
>I've been trying to get into rock climbing recently but I can't find any gyms nearby with a wall
>travelling of course is hugely important to me, I love experiencing new cultures and meeting people from all over the world, I'm actually planning a trip to [place] when I have the time and the money [insert chuckle]
>I also enjoy reading, during my time at [school, uni, college] we had to read the Greek classics which got me hooked on them, I'm currently making my way through Plato's Republic
>>29316877
This is why I don't go to work functions
>>29316842
>socialising with friends
Literally babby's first job answer
>>29316816
The hobbies question is to gauge your social class, nothing more.
Who /itty bitty titty committee/ here?
>>29317177
Those aren't exactly small, just below average.
Small tits don't sag or cast a shadow.
>>29317177
niga u better source that right fuckin now or im gonna cry
>>29316877
>>29317177
>>29317211
>>29316766
>all these dubs
verynice :^)
>>29317228
https://www.reddit.com/user/mrs_mourinho
her vagina is gross
Poleaboo will be purchasing the necessary drugs today to start self-medding
>Really regret not doing it sooner
>Dreamed that I was presenting as female while at university
>I made female friends
>We went on nights out
>Picked up boys
>I was raped a few times but my friends were always there to offer me support
>Eventually became friends with the Polish girl (classmate)
>She arranged a surprise meeting between myself and the other Polish girl
>On seeing me she took me to a private room and we hugged
>I cried (made easier due to the hormones)
>>29317307
Seriously just fuck off you boring psychotic cunt you already tried this shit with your tilde character and no one cared, why do you think it will be any different now?
On the train lads, interview's in an hour and a bit.
Listening to Sufjan Stevens right now
>>29317475
because I'll post pics once the pills arrive
>>29317475
Just ignore him, maybe he'll go away if no-one ever replies to his posts
>>29317476
I've got one later this afternoon. Good luck mate.
>>29317516
Thanks anon. Best of luck, too.
I can't do more than 6 hours at work. I keep on leaving early and I think everyone hates me.
>>29317527
>Thanks anon. Best of luck, too.
>>29317516
get a room
>>29315745
>make some model kits
What kind?
>>29317476
Why would you listen to Suffie? You don't want to cry right before your interview lad
got a CBT session at 3 so gonna miss the footie ffs
>>29317643
Sack it off m8, won't do any good if you're distracted anyway
>>29317633
Illinois is a relaxing album.
I need to calm my nerves.
>>29317475
Poleaboo genuinely disturbs me. Some paki right now is trying to turn into an ugly woman for some hours of the day then the rest he's writing his fantasy of raping and killing the Polish girls for daring to report him.
>>29317659
can't do it now its too late Tbh
>>29317643
Do you find it useful senpai?
>>29317692
Had about 9 sessions so far got another 11 to go (might be extended) but honestly no its pretty pointless atm not really got into it
Reuniting with a few of my old school friends to watch the footie with pizza and beer. Time to put on my normie mask
>>29317736
>watch the footy
>beer
I'm so sorry
>people want to leave the EU because "muh polish people"
>NOT because of merkel's refugee invading fantasies and brussels supporting the jews and generally ruining shit for everyone
the sheer stupidity of these people
We should have a "sell off the commonwealth to the US" vote as well, since these shitskinned fucks have almost no contributions and almost always ends up making bigass nig families taking up 10x more in welfare than your average chav.
and get rid of the pakis/pajeets too.
>>29317643
I thought the early game was some scrub match, now I'm gonna miss the England game too.
>>29317749
I don't understand. I enjoy those things, the problem is that since we've gone to uni, even my nerdiest friends have made friends and lost their virginity while I haven't
>>29317817
>caring about losing your virginity
It's just some superficial label. Nothing changes when it happens, there's literally no reason to care
>>29317287
>her vagina is gross
nty then :^(
>>29317810
I'm gonna have to listen (yeah, listen) to it on the train to my interview. It's the year of our lord 2000 + 16, and I'm listening to a football match.
Load of bollocks.
>>29317775
>the sheer stupidity of these people
Indeed, and the funny thing is those same people will accuse Farage of being a racist. When he has said himself that it should be easier for people from commonwealth countries to come here, leaving the EU could achieve that
want free 3ds roms but not sure how to get them onto my 3ds lads
too lazy to look it up or try hard though
>>29317851
Every time I've had to listen to a game on the radio it's been commented by the obese hunk of meat that is Alan Green.
>>29317889
Not doing the work for you Monica.
>>29317921
its alright i wouldnt listen to your suggestions and just wait til someone buys me the game instead
>>29317939
Mate no-ones bought you anything in your life.
town and asda today in the grey rain and misery.
getting the broadband upgraded to fibre today, not that that really makes a difference to me tho.
8/13 odds for Remain now
Nice cheeky 30 quid if you put 50 quid on. Easy money. Get on it
>>29318035
theyre not gonna let it happen mate. polls are not votes.
>>29317875
>more fucking commonwealth fucks
good lord, just kill me now.
>>29318054
I said remain, not leave
I know remain is gonna win, which is why I'm saying bang a bet on it. It's gonna go down after tonight because of the Remain debate and who knows if it'll pick back up
>>29318065
As much as I want remain cause of being stable, it seems leave is actually winning now cause cameron is overacting a little too much.
What do you guys usually order in mcdonalds
>>29318109
I don't its shit burgers i go to burgter king
I'm panicking lads I have an exam soon and I haven't slept and now drank loads of energy drinks. My heart is racing and I think I'm going to die.
>>29318109
Quarter pounder
>>29318141
>disses the maccies
>goes to bk instead
WEW
>tesco egg and bacon spread.
>a quid for a big cup
>tons of tasty eggs, mayonnaise and bacon
Shit tastes fuckin amazing I'm literally eating it on it's own.
tons of brotein too.
>mum asks me why i use scented candles
>i use it to hide the smell of weed and she assumes this
>make up some autistic shit about needing lit candles to escape ghosts
>she buys it
it's not all that bad being mentally ill
>>29318175
>spread
what the fuck would that even be, just fry an egg and some bacon lad
>>29318175
Also tonnes of tasty salt in that lad
Rip blood pressure and resting heart rate
>>29318185
Wew you just reminded me I nearly burned my room yesterday. I had a book resting on top of a lamp to reduce the light and it set on fire.
>>29318185
>excuse is needing to escape ghosts rather than just making your room smell nice
Yep, you do sound mentally ill
>>29318209
>not using energy efficient light bulbs
>>29316882
>"I love the Greek classics! Plato's Republic... the list could go on..."
>>29318220
she wouldnt buy that i suddenly start caring for interior design and hippy candles and shit now when i never have before, better to play on my autism and pretend i see ghosts at least she tries to buy that
>>29316882
>e had to read the Greek classics which got me hooked on them, I'm currently making my way through Plato's Republic
>"Sounds like you're talking shit m8 as that's one of the very, very first classics you'd read so if you really was hooked on them, you'd have already read it multiple times"
Mr Goldstein won't let me miss my breaks and finish work at 3 instead of 4 to watch 2nd half of football
>>29318300
What do you do? Unless it's manual labour you should have access to a tv in work
>>29318244
>Left a plate of food in my room overnight, just bought a few candles to get the smell of pizza out
Sorted
Retard
>>29318320
Only TV is in staff room, on my dinner hour now, no more breaks till I finish at 4
>>29318337
>get the smell of pizza out
doubt my mum would buy that, doubt anyone i know would lad
I reckon cliff richards bummed all those boys
>>29318195
dont got time for that messy shit mane.
they already put it in ready for you, scrambled eggs and bacon and dat nice sauce.
>>29318207
fuck you're right, pretty high amount of salt.
very defensive team wales are playing
Clarkson and May are on the remain side
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>>29318617
Poleaboo feels it's because they only need a point
who wants 200 tramadol tablets?
>>29318747
Me m8. How did you get so many?
>>29318681
fugg
is it because they're so used to travelling europe to do their shows?
what about hammond?
>>29318747
Me desu but I don't trust you
>>29318801
They didn't say anything about hammond on the radio
In Norway desu lads. It's very nice here. Much nicer than Britain.
Lads
I'm not sure how many girl pills to order
There's a HUGE price break the more I buy
28 tablets - 23 quid
280 tablets - 117 quid
That's half the price per tablet but it's almost 3 weeks worth of bennies
Plus there are other pills I need to buy though I don't have to buy large quantities of those since the price break isn't as significant
>>29318858
My favourite country in the world. I can even speak a bit of the lingo
It's a shame it's so grey and miserable most of the year though or it'd be perfect
>>29318966
Yeah, it's pretty overcast right now, but warm as well.
Best thing for me is that basically everyone speaks english
>>29318898
280, take them all at once then wake up the next morning a qt
>When I'm out drinking people tell me I look like a celebrity
>It's always Ed Sheeran or Simon Pegg
Feels bad man, why can't I atleast look like an attractive celebrity
>tfw habitual wanking
I'm wanking 5 to 6 times a day lads, where did it all go so wrong?
>>29319099
>Decided not to wank for as long as I could handle it
>Got to day 12
>Can't contain the test
>Wank and manage to last about 30 seconds
Just force yourself to not do it m8, try to do it once or twice a week otherwise if you do get laid you won't last long at all. Flipside is that you'll be able to go multiple times when you do get some sweet poonani.
>>29319099
I've lived with 2 girls in my flat (neither of which are at all attractive so that's relatively ok) for nearly a year and yesterday I finally used the smell of one of their tights to crack one off.
It was fucking incredible, it kinda ruined my wank this morning. Probably gonna have to siphon off a small supply to keep me going.
>>29319123
>if you do get laid you won't last long at all
Not true, I was with a hooker and could barley keep my dick hard let alone cum, she even asked me if I wank a lot, lol. She was spot on with that speculation.
>>29315017
has Abrakebabra always had irn bru for sale
>>29319210
Wouldn't be much of a takeaway if it didn't
Rewatched loads of old peep shows this week instead of doing my work.
The early seasons are so much comfier than the later ones, the last season was pretty terrible aside from a few moments.
>>29319476
>mark falls for roasties
they ruined it
>>29319700
Should have kept him as a prison gay.
>They let through sheep shagging chimp score
Lads.
>>29317775
If they're voting leave I'm not going to argue with them.
>B R E A K I N G
>VOTE REMAIN MP SHOT AND STABBED
>ATTACKER REPORTEDLY SHOUTED "BRITAIN FIRST" AS HE ATTACKED
It's over, lads. EU till we die.
>English goalkeeping
>>29319914
>Vote leave has suspended their campaign
>Wales scored
god fucking dammit mates
Engloland more like
Once again, Sterling proving himself to be an utterly useless sack of nigger shit
>>29315017
Where can I find anime figures to 3d print?
>tfw mum tells me she doesn't 'approve' of me being with a girl whom has a 10 yer age gap between us.
>as if I need her 'approval'
>this is the same mum who's been through multiple partners (some who had a 10+ year age gap), made my life shit growing up, never having much of a childhood, has never spoke or given me advice, doesn't even know what I'm doing at college right now, steals my money behind my back and comes up with excuses, always tries to bring up the 'past' and how I was always down and depressed but now that I've made changes and become better, she talks to me like I'm still that person from back then.
>mfw
>>29318898
Maybe order some guy pills and sort your hormonal inbalance out.
>>29320063
#justnormieproblems
#REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29320063
>10 year age gap
wew, is she at least 18 lad?
>tfw parents hate my girlfriend because she always wears black skinny jeans becase THICK
>Say she should wear more modest or less revealing clothes
>tfw morally conflicted between hiding breeding hips and displaying them proudly
>>29320223
She is 16, which is legal anyway. Mums acting like if I do ANYTHING whatsoever I'm going straight to prison lmao. Told the bitch to do a quick google search so prove how wrong she is but she'd rather be stuck in her own little beliefs.
>>29320237
don't wanna sound like your mum, but what are you at senpai
26 with a 16 year old? You fucked up senpai, she's absolutely cucking you. Girls only date older guys for maturity and access to a car, and I doubt you're the only one.
>>29320281
Well that's the thing I don't have much, no car etc. She just genuinely likes me, I've helped her through some tough times at home, as I went through the same type of stuff, and she can't keep her hands off me when we're together.
And she's a virgin for like, everything. She might be the one. I have a chance of finally being happy and ain't going to lose it.
It's party time lads. Just won 4 quid on the footy
Body fat has shot back up to 14% despite all the exercise and dieting.
It's because I cant stop eating at 3am
>>29320281
>You fucked up senpai, she's absolutely cucking you. Girls only date older guys for maturity and access to a car, and I doubt you're the only one.
So long as she gives up the pussy, who the fuck cares.
Just spent 200 on anime figures, someone tell me I didn't waste my money
>>29320657
Post the figures and we'll let you know.
Won some another cheeky bet there lads
Should have have put one on the 91st
Predicted that
Football's coming home lads!
>STURRIDGE
keep watching gun reviews, I wish I lived in america
>>29320657
Had my eyes on this one for some time now. Shame I cant get because I need to hide powerlevel.
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Damn these threads are nothing like /int//Brit/
>>29321115
Wojak has a pretty nice arse in that picture
>>29321146
>wouldn't fuck the sheep
wtf lad
why do northern robots not say "our anon"
>>29321115
>welsh flag on a minaret
FUCKING FINALLY FOUND MY ELECTRIC SHAVER!!
Holy shit, I've been looking or that all week, beard was out of control after not shaving for over 2 weeks.
Using it felt good man
Fuck life lads
Why does everything shit have to keep happening to me
havent left my room in a week
invited to a stag do but i dont want to go
also a wedding in july and i dont want to go
send help
Anyone else in Southampton?
Thunderstorms been bloody mad over the past hour.
>>29321521
No mate I am in Bristol is sunny as shit
>>29321521
not sunny but warm in hull, not to warm though so its alright
>>29321511
I'm getting married in July, but I've already had my stag do. You should go, it'll be a right laugh.
>>29319914
Fucking hell, just read this.
Regardless of whether or not the 'Britain first' thing is BS this is still huge news.
Good thing he's white or it'd be called a terror attack :^)
>>29321423
Want me to buy you a new tracksuit to cheer you up?
ARE YOU SUPPORTING ENGLAND ANON?
>>29321619
>ass shake
Don't see any ass desu senpai
>>29320949
Why don't ye make ye own gun lad? They're little more than a metal tube, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdOXzwlTrlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjdtjkBao2I
Finished my interview, lads. About to catch the train home.
Ask me anything.
>>29322229
cba tbqh
NEET POWER
>>29322282
SAUCE from 2010
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Oakwell+Hall+thriving+with+help+of+volunteers.-a0227735906
>>29322282
I saw that, just announced that she died too.
Odds on him being an /r9k/ poster?
Yet more ammo against reclusive men with alleged mental illness.
I feel a bit guilty lads.
When I was little I use to have to stay at my grans loads and she use to have these really cool ornaments (I think thats spelt right)
Well recently she became ill and had to go into a home, well my aunt came to collect all these ornaments and while she was talking to my mum I took one.
Im not sure if she wants to sell the or to remember her by when shes gone but I wanted one for the memories so this isnt to bad is it?
There's a pretty alright, used liberally, looking man with an some shirt and hoodie next to me.
>>29322392
No mate, if you genuinely want it to remember her by I'm sue your gran would want you to have it
>>29322449
>some
Bloody phone, I meant anime
My train got cancelled, what do I do?
>>29322546
Get a diffeent one
>>29321704
what are you doing here then? oc
>>29322546
You in the south west senpai? Some drive drove his train into a boulder.
>>29322556
Don't you ever tell me what to do, not you or anyone.
>>29322606
I'm here for the bantz m8. And the autistic arguments that pop up from time to time.
>>29322282
I don't like it when labour mps get shot
>>29322722
Proof you are getting married?
kicked a dog in the face today
it was waiting outside a shop and came running over to my dog across the road barking and growling when it saw him
booted it in the mouth and it jumped back onto the road and just looked at me, then its owner came out the shop and shouted it away
3rd time something like this has happened and its always a pitbull, gonna start carrying a knife
>>29322913
Should've told the owner to tie the fucking thing up.
got a boner looking at another mans hard erection
am i bi now?
>>29322764
Shit like this is why I don't go out.
Why can't we all just be friends?
>>29322913
u gunna stab one next time? wtf
>>29322983
You got the gay now lad.
>>29322983
nah m8 ur just thinking about it plowing some prime puss.
>>29322641
calm your tits lad
ordered some nice speakers but worried the volume's gonna annoy my neighbours or summat and i'm gonna have to play my tunes at a decibel level that is unsatisfactory to me
an abstract feel
>>29322983
not really, I know that sometimes if people watch a lot of porn the sight of a penis can trigger sexual excitement as they associate it with watching pornography. you could also be bi though m8
>>29319210
irn bru and mango were a later addition at the request of pplz.
Just smashed up the garden
Need to sort my temper out and stop acting like such a twat
I work as an engineer and site manager in construction..
>pretty much my own boss
>my job has been complete for 14 days now
mfw i have effectively had 10 unofficial days of annual leave
mfw laborers hate me for doing not much work but getting well paid
mfw i'm /working construction/ and in charge of the 'chads'
mfw i tell 'chad' to clean the bogs
did i do well lads?
>>29323124
Did you try not being a teenage twat.
>>29319204
>I can't orgasm from being with a woman
>lol
you're fucked up
>tfw you throatfucked your gf and came in her mouth last night
>>29322913
>knife
small handgun would be much more effective, desu
>>29322913
Was its owner a proper pikey?
nearly ran a black cat over this morning lads; it was a very very very lucky cat.
then, this afternoon, i provoked a fight between two pigeons with the crust of a cheese and pickle butty i bought from tesco for lunch
>>29322451
oh ok thanks for answering.
>>29323029
only play them while they are asleep that way they wont care
>>29323181
I have a reason to be angry, Im sick of robots thinking not having a girlfriend is a big enough of a reason to be considered depressed and claim they have it hard.
>>29323483
What is it then? Whatever it is I doubt it's going to justify your level of autistic anger.
I used to slam my fist on my keyboard like a spacker when I was a frustrated teenager but you chill the fuck out.
>put a cheeky fiver on Northern Ireland to win
>they're winning
Never bet before lads, I get 27.50 if the potatos keep this under control.
>>29323391
thanks britain first
I honestly think there hasn't been enough doggos in threads as of late.
Post 'em lads.
>>29323509
Loads of things
I was bullied my whole life (not name calling, beat up)
My dad abused me my whole childhood, my mum never cared.
They finally split up when I was 16, shes just got back with him now and its started again. I have no friends and everyday is spent alone in boredom and loneliness. I reacted normally.
>>29323550
Actually a Trumpfag from USA, just shitpost in these threads to remind myself how great America is
rip Brexit
>had job interview on Monday
>still haven't heard anything
By this stage I probably haven't got it I just wish I knew for sure desu
>>29315623
Signed on yesterday. Was worried about getting sanctioned but they barely looked at what jobs I applied for, might mix in some fake ones so I don't have to put in as much effort desu~
>>29323172
Labourers don't clean toilets you mong
Assuming this isn't bait carry on the way you are and 'chad' is going to snap and drop a lintel on your head
>>29315017
why is /britfeel/ even a thing? are there such a disproportionate amount of robots in that country?
>>29324034
>might mix in some fake ones so I don't have to put in as much effort desu~
When I was on JSA (I have a well paid job now..) I ALWAYS made up the job searches. Let me know if you want a copy of my applications and my 60 'positive steps'
>>29324010
Call back, you cuck.
Calling back is a filter for spergs
>>29324034
I was a bit worried tilde, I havnt seen you post in ages.
>>29324047
>Labourers don't clean toilets you mong
>Assuming this isn't bait carry on the way you are and 'chad' is going to snap and drop a lintel on your head
Hello butthurt laborer.
FYI, on MY site, it is ME - the site manager - who decides who cleans the toilets. If the 'chad' laborer doesn't like this, I fuck them off; they are fired.
BOOM
You should have worked harder at school.
This quote gets to me
My father picked me up from school one day and we played hookey and went to the beach. It was too cold to go in the water so we sat on a blanket and ate pizza. When I got home my sneakers were full of sand and I dumped it on my bedroom floor. I didn't know the difference, I was six. My mother screamed at me for the mess but he wasn't mad. He said that billions of years ago the world 's shifting and ocean moving brought that sand to that spot on the beach and then I took it away. Every day he said we change the world. Which is a nice thought until I think about how many days and lifetimes I would need to bring a shoe full of sand home until there is no beach. Until it made a difference to anyone. Every day we change the world. But to change the world in a way that means anything that take more time that most people have. it never happens all at once. Its slow. Its methodical. Its exhausting. We don't all have the stomach for it.
I want to change the world
>>29324109
But what if they say "of course you didn't get it you batty boy" and I start crying and then they all make fun of me?
>>29324287
Deep man
>>29324206
Not a labourer, I'm an electrician whose worked on plenty of building sites and you're obviously full of shit, things don't work that way the site manager isn't in charge of hiring and firing as they are usually contractors anyway
2/10 for making me reply (twice)
>>29324206
>laborer
FOY
That MP has died. Feels pretty shitty after being bombarded with political bullshite for the past few months
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36550304
>>29324554
she died instantly, they just didn't report it till like 6pm
>>29324554
Just goes to show the mentality of someone who is in favour of brexit
Confused and unstable, shame she had to die because of it though
>>29324554
Her funeral will be on her birthday, which was the 22nd of June. The day before the referendum.
I'm not a /pol/ conspiracy theorist, but that's a bit dodgy
>>29324554
>>29324586
people should vote Brexit in her memory
>>29324586
>the crazy guy would deffo vote leave guiiiiise
Fuck off back to twitter you cretin
>>29324597
Doubt the jews would do something so tasteless
>>29324638
The fuck you on about, he was screaming britain first as he killed her
You are a prime example of the deluded misfit who is going to vote leave
>>29324691
According to ((((((((((the guardian)))))))))).
just drank a tall glass of chilled custard
>Her birthday is 22nd June
>People usually wait about a week before having a funeral
>The referendum is on 23rd June
There is absolutely nothing suspicious about this happening to her.
>>29324051
yanks OUT
we don't want your kind in here.
>>29324034
>tfw I haven't applied for any jobs since November
>tfw just go on sites like reed and indeed, pull off the first 12-15 jobs each sunday night and write them down
If they ever ask to see evidence of my job search, I'll be fucked.
Hungry but no food in the flat
Can someone go shopping for me? I'll pay you with episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion on a flash drive
>>29324868
If they cancel this referendum because of her assassination then I'm literally moving out of this country even if I have to use a fucking paddle boat from Argos.
I'd rather live in a South American banana republic.
>>29324920
Sounds very much like a back dated sanction! Uh ooh lad..
>>29318058
Your fault, should have never had a commonwealth to begin with. Hope you drown in your tears cumskin.
>>29324939
This whole thing is a shitshow. Want to rage even more? Check out some of the big Out campaigners and see the kind of absolute shit that retarded leftists are saying to them in the comments.
I'm going to shoot
>>29325283
some pool
Halo Wars 2 is fucking shit lads.
Going to Leeds on my own tomorrow night for a gig. Is Leeds alright or a massive shithole where I'll die before getting the train back home.
>>29325372
Is it shit because you can't call "ALL UNITS"?
>>29325390
Nah, it's because everyone playing is a fucking retard.
>>29325415
>>29325372
>10 games
>10 wins
Only had to use anything other than marines twice.
who gains more respect SAS or SBS?
>>29325502
SCS
>>29325390
I've spent a few nights in Leeds central train station after going to music nights. Pretty good. Spoons is open late, and McDs is open early. Must be an early finish if you're planning on getting a train back though?
>>29320063
One stop guy?
>>29325462
Fucking exactly.
>tfw your opponents don't even try to cap the points
>>29317177
j-jenny?
>>29325687
got a bit hairy in one game so I had to build some snipers, flame thrower blokes and a warthog or two
>>29324109
I've been ruminating on this for almost two hours, is it good to call back after an interview or will they just consider you to be pestering them/too impatient?
>>29325532
DFS
>>29325570
Last train back to Manchester is half 11 and I don't expect the gig to go past 11. If I miss it, I guess I'll spend the night in spoons.
If dubs I'm going to have sex tomorrow night
>>29325808
If dubs you're going to have sex tomorrow
>>29325808
If dubs you'll have sex tomorrow but it will be up the bum
>>29325803
Yeah you should be alright then. Seeing anyone good?
>>29320821
turns out it was closer to 150
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IRSP1T2/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005FDSI6U/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00XXQYA3G/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00YBC1G0Q/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00MU64DAU/
I will hate you lads if you leave, i gave up my shitty uni here in Greece, worked whole year to save up money and got an offer from Swansea to study and i get cucked again from life. I will just end it lads there's no hope for me with that shitty luck, YOU COULD HAVE A WHITE SLAV REMOVING KEBAB
I think its fucked lads, some stupid druggie shot a qt3.14 MP and now everyone will vote remain
Jobs fucked lads. Jobs fucked.
>>29325828
>>29325858
Doesn't matter I'm on a promise anyway, no bum boy shit either dubs to prove
>>29325916
If dubs you'll trap your benis in a revolving door at the bank and have to cancel your plans
>>29325916
She better not be lying to me
Dubs to prove
Anyone looking to escape? Need to get out of your current living situation? Or are you just looking for a job?
I can help. I run a small business and I am looking for an employee. The business is based in several rooms in my large home. There's already one person working and living here with me, and we're looking for someone else.
The work is very easy and you will be trained fully. I run a cassette tape manufacturing facility. Your job will be quality assurance. All you have to do is run the tape through a machine and it will indicate whether it is defective or not.
The job includes accommodation here in beautiful Beaminister, Dorset, England. I don't care where you are from, because we'll do this all under the table.
Your pay also includes food, just basic stuff like rice and beans and eggs in the morning. You'll also have the opportunity to use your wages to purchase food items and essentials from a shop that I have set up in the house. I stock a good range of food, and I can always order special things in for you.
Wages are 35 quid per week. This may seem low but bear in mind that it includes accommodation, all bills, and essential foods.
>>29325861
Meet Me In St Louis. They're one of my favourite bands ever and this is their only reunion show outside of London so I'm making the effort of leaving this city for once.
