>My psychiatrist said that if it wasn't for my religious beliefs she'd have me put in a mental hospital
>I became an atheist 2 weeks ago
>I have to see her tomorrow
How fucked am I?
>>29314608
When she start talking, start stroking your dick over your pants.
When she acts all shocked and defensive, whip it out and start jacking off furiously. Chace her around if you have to and ejaculate on her. Then proceed like nothing happened.
>>29314608
Instead of telling her you're atheist, say that you've realized God is the enemy and you accepted Satan into your heart.
>>29314608
Lie you dumb fuck....
Why would she have put you in the mental hospital besides the not being an atheist part?
>>29314608
Just lie bro
Also get a new psych, your current one sounds like a bitch
>>29314866
Because since I was religious I refrained from hurting myself because it was forbidden. Now that there's nothing holding me back she might change her mind
What was your religion
>>29314748
lol please do this op
>>29315444
Catholic
Very original commenr
>>29314608
these female psychiatrist stories are all fake right?
>>29315524
Not this one m80
Religion has never prevented anyone from killing themselves OP, find a new psychiatrist.
