Let me tell you a story of my computer illterate religious zealot of a mom.
>be me
>browisng 4chan
>some anon shitposts with porn
>mom saw it while I was on my pc.
>she loses ehr shit
>she somehow believes that she can "shut down" 4chan
>she calls microsoft support
>countless pajeets explain in great detail how that isnt possible
>she's in denial
>she wont stop
>she goes from site to site trying to look up "how to shut down a website"
>she goes on shitbook and asks our neighbors for advice
>whatafuckingidiot.jpg
>after 4 days of her not talking to me, I get an idea.
>I know our ISP login info
>I go thru the process to block 4chan's ip from our house
>later mom thinks all her effort actually worked
>with a smug face, she says "I told you I could do it anon!"
>mfw
Cont
Im on my phone on a vpn. Mom would lose her shit if she found out her plan didn't work.
>>29314599
You sound like pussy. You should have let her continue making a fool out of herself.
>>29314599
You are not a man
Tell your mother that you will shitpost all the day if you want it, and that she failed as a parent because you actually stay on 4chan
And laugh at her computer illiteracy while you are at it
>blocking yourself from 4chan and letting your mom think she's right
You idiot. You should have blocked facebook or some other site she uses regularly and told her you shut it down but won't teach her how
My moms a loud crazy bitch. Blocking 4chan for now is a small price to pay. There will be other eays to fuck with her.
FUKKIN CHRISDENS URGGHHGH IF IT WERENT 4 U ORLANDU WUNDT HPPEN GAAHHAHAHAH DAMM IT MOM IM A BIG BOY NOW
>thinks she shut down 4chin
>Mfw this is pretty fn funny
>>29314599
did your mom pass down her autism to you or no? and do you have a hot sister that also is autism? this is a special brand tbqh
Whole family has autism. Im too much of a pussy to go thru with the idea of blocking normiebook.
>>29314752
OP's mom sounds like a crazy bitch. What if she beats him down?
>>29314599
Why did you let her think she won? Damn it, what a dissatisfying story.
>>29314599
>religious zealot of a mom
Tell her you're a fag.
She's going to try this shit all time now when other websites she's gets butthurt over. You'll have to block alot of websites anon
Why are moms so retarded? This is why fathers need to be around to deal with the psychos they choose to breed with.
