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This is the girl that I want Is she too pretty for a robot like
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This is the girl that I want

Is she too pretty for a robot like me? What do you think lads, should I go for it?
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>>29313630
>seeking women
you have already lost
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What're your stats?
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>>29313707
6'0"
skeleton/skinnyfat
6x6 inch cock
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>>29313707
>stats

ultimate beta detected


>>29313723
>not including finances in stats

underage detected
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>>29313764
i'm a loser with shit pay
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>>29313815

you can probably fuck her til she finds out about that. good luck keeping her though, naw mean?
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>>29313893
yeah i hear ya dawg

i wish i had more money
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>>29313937

she's a pretty one. make her cum hard enough and she'll stay a lil while
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>>29313630

Damn I would love to bend her over and spank her as I thrust my mushroom tip into her tight little hole and take her to pound town as she screams and has squirting orgasms then I flip her over licking her boobs and nipples while I hump her super sexxily and she moans in ecstacy as I slowly get more intense humping until I'm jackhammering her and she squirts again all over my pelvis her pussy juices as she rubs my buff ass pecs and biceps then I pull out and move over her face and blast the biggest load ever all over her face she licks up some of the cum admiring me as I rise up looking buff and badass
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>>29313993
and go for a taste myself we make out swapping my cum back and forth till it's all gone then I slather my face with peanut butter and tie myself to a tree and let the squirrels rape my ear holes without mercy while I scream out for the father I never knew asking him to forgive me for the countless foreign objects that have plummeted into the cavern of shame that is my bunghole. I love you dad. Sorry about the silverware
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>>29313630
Yes you should go for her, she's a cutie. If you approach the situation with that mindset of, " I'm not good enough, I don't have a chance, blah blah" then chances are, you probably wont get far with her. If you believe in your ability to pick up the bitties however, you have a much better chance of getting with her, mind games and all that shit, ya know?
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>>29313707

Not OP but I'm a virgin 6"3 skinny kid with an 7.5/10 face. Is it possible for me?
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>>29314029
yeah I think I can fake the confidence, I got this
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>>29314044
put on your best normie mask breski
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>>29314044
If you fake confidence long enough, it eventually becomes the real deal. Godspeed OP
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>>29313630
This is literally my sister.
I probably know you.

Jesus christ
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>>29314096
prove it or gtfo

blawks
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>>29314096
can you put in a good word for me then?
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>>29313630
Don't be an idolator, pedestalizing the vaginal jew and exalting it to some semi-divine demigoddess, or do it, it's up to jew.
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>>29314039
Unless you're underage or have been consciously avoiding sex, there's no way that you're 6'3 with an almost 8/10 face and still haven't gotten laid.
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>>29313723
cock pix?
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she looks like a man in a wig

not even a pretty man. like, a man that works in construction and has a drinking problem.

i'd rate her a 6/10
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>>29313630
She looks like a Stacy. Pass

Actually all women are Stacy deep down. They all revert back to that mentality in the end. >>29313646
this anon said it best
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>>29313630
i needs a pic of you to be sure, but if she be crazy then you have a shot.

if she be a ho you have a shot

if you become her friend and then pounce with full chad power when she is going through something and is emotionally weak you also have a chance.

but being a robot means you likely will fuck up the last option so i would place most hope on the first two options...or just get her soundly hammered and then take pics of yourself crying onto her face while jerking off; as that would approximate the sort of relationship you would have with her anyways.
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