>tfw no cute weeb neet steam gf
>they all want chad or have orbiters
>tfw no dibba dabba dooba dap
>they all dibbity doo patta bing-hoo
>>29313380
>tfw no cute weeb neet skype trap bf
>they all want chad or have orbiters
>tfw bf
>tfw all i want is shitposting
>>29313613
>tfw all I want isI wrote that in whatsapp
I want a cute weeby steam gf....
... Even better if she's black or Muslim...
>Tfw I'm white
>>29313380
>still chasing girls
>not realizing bois make better girls any day
>>29313740
Penises are gross.
>>29313501
I talked to one in one of those steam friend threads. Even that I fucked up
>>29313676
very gay
>>29313781
this is a gay board
>>29313781
no they're not, they're cute
>>29313847
I know, but its for the better
>>29313975
That's so hot
Post more
>>29313740
Traps are even worse, they only want chads with 10 inch dicks.
>>29314033
agreed
>>29314061
Nah, they're even happy with a below average dong so long as you step up your bullying
>>29314097
This is true. I'd do anything for a guy as long as he can bully me nice and proper
I want an online relationship with a weeb neet boy.
I don't ever have to worry about them wanting lewd, or touching me at all.
>>29314141
If you are a weeb neet girl we can arrange that
>>29314139
Well aren't you sweet. I bet you'd earn lots of toy time.
>>29314195
As long as my neet steam bf allows it and tells me what a horny little cock hungry slut I am while I ride it
>>29314192
A-Aah... you wouldn't want mew anon-kun.
Unless you like fat ginger yanderes >:
>>29314260
That's cute, but you might get a little too excited from that.
>>29314318
N-no harm in getting a little over excited though right senpai?
>>29314262
but if it's online it shouldn't matter, except the yandere part
>>29314262
Well as long as you are a girl I won't mind.
>>29314262
Chubby red heads can be very cute. The yandere part is just an added bonus. You should show us what you look like.
>>29314353
Of course there is! If you don't have permission...
>>29314386
>>29314363
>>29314358
Add me on Skype, pinnkincandy
Become my online harem.
>>29314406
What can i do to get your permission senpai?.. I need it so bad, please don't leave me waiting
>>29314470
>asking for beta orbiters
D R O P P E D
>>29314474
W-Wah. Not orbiters. ; ^ ;
>>29314470
no thanks, i don't even use skype
>>29314470
I don't want any part of some beta reverse harem, i wanted a qt red head yandere to myself
>>29314471
I'd have to know you're taking proper care of your body. Showing you're smooth all over like a girl should be would be a way of getting closer to permission for sure
>>29314531
Ples Anon. Let me get to know you, so maybe you can be my new obsession.
I'm so lonely.
>>29314570
No thanks you aren't loyal you orbiter collector
Jokes on you, my toaster has problems running most steam games
and i only like mtf traps so fuck off
>>29314570
Sorry anon but you came across as a grade a orbiter collector.
>>29314655
she is fat after all
>>29314670
This is true. I'm glad none of the robots here fell for her tricks at least
>have a steam bf
>He leaves me because of myvideogame taste
>>29314655
I was kidding about the harem.
I tagged everyone because I didn't want to hurt fee fees.
I literally don't know how to human socialize. I fucked up again it seems v.v
>>29314540
Is this good enough senpai?
>>29314788
post your steam and i'll add you if not o'well
>>29314788
Show tits for forgiveness, it's the only way
>>29314813
Why's your nipple so cute and suckable looking?And you look smooth enough to be spanked yes
>>29315025
Probably cause of the hormones senpai >//< and yayy ^//^
>>29315090
Must be why you have those girly hips too.
>>29314061
>not being a chad with a 10 incher
you deserve death desu.
>>29315131
Im really glad you like them senpai. ^//^
>>29314813
>dat airbrushed pic
>that pasty flabby body
What a fucking loser.
>>29315193
No fucking way you're on hormones, they must be some fake gear darling.
>>29315174
people with small cocks deserve castration
these threads are so fucking disgusting
>>29315245
just one faggot spaming his faggot shit
>>29315237
do u do that in real life too, just barge in to a room all rustled n start ranting at strangers
>>29315308
Go fuck yourself and lose some weight, fatty. You must be like 5'10 and 185lbs at least.
>>29315351
not even someone you quoted, you just sound like you're a day away from shooting up a school lol.
>>29315389
Do you think adding an "lol" to the end of your post would make you sound less mad?
Also neckbeards are whiteknighting bottom boys too? lmfao
No real yandere will ever say that they are. True yanderes don't know they're crazy.
You're falling for a catfish/trap.
>>29315472
>Do you think adding an "lmfao" to the end of your post would make you sound less mad?
you've played right into my hands, little man ;^]
>>29315527
>falling for
Except no one fell for it
>>29315535
>little
lol get real kid, you wish you where me. shemales are for betas, skinny boys is where its at
>>29315619
Do you see the replies though?
>>29315635
>i even baited you into posting pics
you sure were eager to camwhore for daddy
skinnibois deserve attention you're right
>>29315714
Post more like that pic, and stop calling yourself daddy it's just autistic.
>>29315832
>calling people autists on r9k
you're dumb as hell friend
