ITT; PROVE YOUR AN OLDFAG
It's the only way to stop the normie shitposters.
>>29313270
oh for fucks sake why would you post a tired old meme like candlejack
seriously it's 2016 an
I remember when I first saw Candlejack. I didn't understa
r/chan activity literally just skyrocketed
>>29313299
Welp. You just had to go and fucking ruin it. Now that normies know the name of it they can go look it up and blend into the crowd.
>>29313270
im a newfag an not can i, but i am an expert in candleja-
>>29313270
man back in the day candlejack used to be like one of my favorite memes ever, I even have a whole folder of him, he's the be
>ITT: People pretend their oldfags
>tfw been around for 7 years now and don't remember a damn thing because I started when I was 13
>used to only come on with TOR browser because I thought 4chan was the darknet
All the alt-right nerds celebrating Nick Denton's loss don't seem to realize that ED is just Gawker but for people who can't defend themselves.
>>29313342
>-
Doing it completely wrong
>>29313324
I don't understand. It's as if they alre
>>29313415
>tripfaggot telling people what they're doing wrong
>>29313415
Tripfags can't be robots.
Candlejak
Blo-
>>29313431
He's still doing it wrong tripfag or not
>>29313384
>mfw lurked for around two years without posting because the fox news segment scared me that people would hack my computer
I remember the Tay gfur comic and Hi my name is jon. Not really an old fag though. Also candlejeck threads are and were shit.
![red-06[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BPrLJrm.jpg "red-06[1].jpg")
>Save as image.js
Anybody remember when attack of the show did a story about 4chan and everybody's name was changed from anonymous to olivia munn/adam sessler/whoever the other ones were?
>>29313338
Nigga it's in the fucking filename.
>>29313270
I dunno man, most of the stuff that would prove you're an oldfag has mostly been adopted by the larger internet culture/reddit, and everything else I have difficulty remembering. I do remember a time when reaction images were a bit more innocent though. A lot of the stuff that was going on way back when would be considered cringey now
>>29313503
LOL
I just thought 4chan was illegal.
I also thought people would hack my computer so I hid behind
>muh 7 proxies meme
because the one guy doxxed the Tumblrina before the big doxxing incidents started hapenning. I remember being in a thread where a guy got doxxed and I actually got off 4chan for like a month because I thought just being there would get me in trouble.
>being 15 and actually being afraid of the internet wildwest
>2011
>>29313528
Thats awesome. Guess I wasn't on that day.
>>29313503
>Whoever this 4chan guy is needs to be stopped!
>>29313528
That was pretty good. The furthest back I remember was that short period where you could do :emotes: and have some injokey gif come up.
>>29313528
I miss aots so much senpai
>>29313270
When people complain that this board was made for OC they don't know that it mostly meant shitty ragecomics and captionned 9gag tier stuff.
>>29313270
I was involved with this
>>29313503
You don't understand, it's the corruption of lulz
>IDs
>monitoring police radios - ACTUAL happening threads
I mean is this considered old
>2011 was half a decade ago
>2007 was almost ten years ago
>>29313616
>2007 was almost ten years ago
I refuse to accept this. 07 and 08 feel like the future and always will.
>>29313567
I don't miss anything about aots or even g4tv desu. Adam Sessler was the only good thing about that entire channel besides that show where it was just random gameplay trailers/segments for half an hour, kinda like mtv for vidya. Now adam sessler is a sjw feminist queer, so who gives a fuck.
Who remembers /zip disks/?
>>29313616
>>29313649
"The year is 2008. Citywide blackouts ... stock exchange sabotage ... electronic hijacking of national defense systems ... this is information warfare. To prevent these attacks, operatives must infiltrate deep into hostile territory and aggressively collect critical intelligence, closer than ever to enemy."
The description for Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
I was one of the first fifty posts after /b/'s reset
>>29313683
CHCK
lol you now have no files or drive
>>29313671
>Now adam sessler is a sjw feminist queer
This Christ what a faggot. I liked g4 and kept up with him after he was fired. Too bad I did since I ended up losing all respect for him.
>>29313616
this thread is now a pic related thread
>>29313270
I have so images from days past saved.
>>29313338
DING DING DING NEWFAG DETECTED
>>29313671
you're talking about cinematech, that was my shit.
I mean screen savers was technically a bettr show but aots was just fun, especially when you had no social life and you were coming home from high school and forgetting about the hell it was. all the in-jokes and shit. you have to admit there was something kinda beautiful and enraging about watching the channel's slow demise.
also it was the best place for e3 coverage, back before this "nerd muh gaymen" shit got all cynical and there was still wonder in the world
>>29313671
He's also a hilarious cokehead
Last year's E3 had /v/ in tears
origarooni platooni i miss 2011
>>29313270
Seriously? Candlejack? What fucking moron would po
I really miss having the subject field in /b/
Jesus where's the duckroll thread?
I think someone posted it ea
I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
[SPOILER] COCKBLOX [/SPOILER]
The furthest I can remember is the whole Jessi Slaughter thing, then her underage nudes got leaked and moot had to come and tell everyone that consequences will never be the same for cp.
there have been 'normie shitposters' since /r9k/ was created
>>29313414
fight me noob
>>29313888
Best example
sextless poasts arr not alowed
>>29313270
lulz this isn't original tho
>tfw haven't used my fingerbox since 2008
I was tripfagging before it was cool
Canblejack us a fag, he'll never get me
>>29314194
I think he got you because you didn't leave a period on your sentence.
I've been here since last thursd-
anyone remember /b/tv
i remember watching that stream over vlc tripping on dxm and watching elfen lied and city of god
anon had good taste
nice boa
I have the ORIGINAL, UNEDITED description of the fingerbox as a screenshot
I am the only one that remembers cornposting.
Thanks.
I've been here 8 years and have no way to prove it. I remember green text starting with laughingelfman.jpg. And the Spore demo threads.
>prove that you've been here for two-fifths of your entire life
sorry andrew
>>29315009
>been here for two-fifths of your entire life
tfw half
kill me
>>29313366
Oh look it's a snip
fgsfds
fuck you robot
>>29313270
I can't believe there are channers that don't remember this meme. You don't even have to be an oldfag to remember it. Just a late 00s fag.
>using the term normie
you already outed yourself as a newfag
>>29315746
This.
"normalfag" is the oldfag term for "normie"
>>29313270
op is a candy-ass roody-poo
W.T. Snacks is a pedophile
>>29313270
I haven't been coming here since 2005 or some shit. I can't remember because I'm a 30 year old drunk. This is one of the memes I remember from back then.
>>29315841
>I have been
Is what I meant to type before the fermented Jew screwed me up
>>29313888
didnt even notice this til I went to post it myself and got duplicate file error.
I miss this time
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JIMI DANE
oldfag /v/irgin reporting in.
Well I had been lurking for four years when boxxy became a thing. What level of fag does that achieve me?
>>29315943
what gives, are these threads indefinitely gone or what? been casually browsing /v/ again since E3, but I still returned for the 4am threads in the past and I haven't seen one up for the last couple days that I've lost it.
PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI
>>29313270
It's been a whole decade already
>>29313270
let me die already
Mandy and her Yu-Gi-Oh boy
>attempt triforce
>non-ASCII text is not allowed
>everyone still calls Boxxy queen
>Cracky's been MIA for like a decade at this point
I wonder what her life is like now.
I remember when Uncle Anon got v&
>>29313338
Candlejack is like the most well know fucking meme anyway you God da
>>29313384
>Been here since 09
>thinks he's not new
wew
>>29316712
>been here for 7 years
>new
Is your sense of time broken fampai?
>>29313547
>A lot of the stuff that was going on way back when would be considered cringey now
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
oregagamio
>prove your an oldfag
newfags on /b/ make these threads all the time. Are we /b/ now?
Why is being an oldfag ir a newfag such a big deal? Jesus
The unspoken rule is that an oldfag never needs to prove anything nor will they.
Im saying this so you newfriends can save face.
>>29313508
>Saving javascripts
>>29313270
Fuck off Candleja
>>29318652
>what's the big deal?
newfags tend to shit up the board and make threads like this one
>>29313270
I've just look up that meme on google. Now i'm an oldfa
>>29313270
wow this is really old i haven't seen this for a whi
>>29317750
It hasn't changed a whole lot since then desu.
I'm not that guy but I've been here since 2006 and I just caught the tail end of the good times.
By 2008 stuff had morphed into the exact same shit we see now but with less SJW/Neo-Nazi stuff on either side.
ITTY BITTY BABY
ITTY BITTY BOAT
HABEEB IT
TWINKIE HOUSE
Everyone get on the floor
Do the dinosaur
This wasn't even that old yet I don't see them anymore
>betcha /b/ cant count to 5!
I miss it...
>>29316204
I feel sorry for that girl. Too soon
>>29313832
I really miss having the subject field in replies
Candlejack doesn't count. Reddit uses this meme every fucking day.
>ITT: People looking up the Candlejack page on Know Your Meme and thi
>>29319983
Kill yourself. The Candlejack thing wasn't funny when it came out and it still isn't funny, faggot.
>>29313550
>I just thought 4chan was illegal.
This was one of the reasons I stopped lurking in early 2008 or so.
>>29319576
It was
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Yeah, it's considered a stale meme nowadays.
>>29313550
I saw people doxxed all the time.
Just normal anons trying to get in on the lulz would accidentally post a picture with like the edge of their house in the background.
Suddenly people would know their name, home address, parent's phone number, etc...
It would lead to 4 hours of shit that to me was scary as fuck at the time.
Nowadays it wouldn't matter to me, but as a kid having someone messaging all of my facebook friends telling them I browse 4chan would have been a social death sentence.
>>29315990
Mods are fags and delete/ban people for making 4am threads.
>>29313508
Most of the virus pictures were a little flashier than that, though.
