>decide to take tinder seriously
>meet normie grill
>we hit it off kind of, i dont really like her but i dont really like anyone except for one girl i cant have
>shes not too retarded and seems to like me so whatever
>be a pathetic neet loser with no friends and nothing to talk about so i send her this
>now were sending each other animal memes
Fucking kill me though my dudes, how am i gonna make it being so pathetic and shit
I guess i didnt even fuck up that bad lel were all gonna make it boys
This is what she looks like if anybody gives a fuck
>>29313859
Seems pretty trash senpai. Did she include body pictures? She looks sneaky chubby
>>29313437
>"Anon, I..."
is this a cringe thread
>>29313437
I think she's testing you.
I think you need to be alpha now and take her on date, then fuck her.
>>29313918
This is the best i can get on short notice. Tbh i like chubby, usually means they have nice tits. She on the left
>>29314002
Yeah, arent most normies pretty cringey?
>>29314055
Dis what i said, again though what if she doesnt like me when she realizes how pathetic i really am?
>>29314122
My man! You're fucking in there! That monkey emoji means you're in store for some grade A pussy! gg my dude!
>>29314952
Fuck off bitch ass nigga
>>29314122
>yes mam
you a setting yourself up for orbiting
there are two classifications of men by women
alpha fucks, beta bucks
youve already put yourself in a beta posistion
also
remeber the 2/3 rule
for every 3 things she does, only give 2 back
>>29314952
Monkey emojis mean the sender is DTF, its the unwritten rule of texting the opposite sex
>>29313437
ALPHA AS FUCK M
>>29315180
really oh god fucking damn it
i remember talking to this girl i met online a while back and she constantly sent these things
i stopped talking to her abruptly out of the blue one day because she was boring and it was going nowhere but i guess it was actually going somewhere FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>29315214
I meant that jokingly, monkey emojis are something me and my normie friends joke about.
No idea if it's true since I don't text girls as more than friends.
>>29315138
>>29315138
Thanks man, i didnt think about it like that. I always thought saying mam was cute or some shit, im a fucking retard. Ive been doing good on the only giving back 2/3rds though, shes been sending me walls of texts like ten texts long and i dont really know what to say so im just like lol yea or some shit, heres an example
>>29315214
No dude, monkey emojis dont mean shit, they are just being faggots
>>29315255
when are you gonn ask her out? Sooner you show your intentions the better otherwise you'll be a orbiter
>>29313206
So what's the point in finding a gf in the first place?
I can barely imagine myself being in a relationship. It takes so much time and effort just for... a pussy? Like, really? Do you really keep them company, send funneh may-mays and give them a hand just to have a chance to fuck a warm, wet piece of meat that often bleeds and smells of urine?
You guys are fucking pathetic honestly.
>>29314952
>>29314987
What the fuck? Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>29315276
Idk man we already talked about playing mortal kombat together, i asked her if she wanted to do molley or acid for our first date and she said no. I dont really wanna ask her on a normal date til my drugs get here because i cant function properly unless im fucked up, i dont want to be a pathetic AND a nervous wreck. What should i even ask her to do?
>>29315381
>taking acid on a date
Does she know you're a drug addict?
>>29315336
You must have fine taste...of masculine ass holes left in your mouth.
>>29315336
Im op and honestly i feel the same, thats why i can barely text her back and shit, i just dont even give a fuck. I havent had a gf in 5 years and it feels fucking good, relationships are a pain in the ass and pussy is over rated. I just feel like i have to because everyone else does it
>>29315381
>oh by the way I do hard drugs
Everything is suppose to be gradual you goofed
>>29315406
Yeah i told her i was kind of
>>29313437
mate are you samefagging yourself or is she actually this autistic
>>29315466
This was way before, shes shown interest since then. Ive taken a straight edge girl tripping on shrooms for a first day before, i dont get what the big deal is
>>29315490
Are you asking if im texting myself? No dude, i thought all normies were this fucking retarded
I feel bad now, shes a nice girl, i should give her a chance
>>29315336
I know this feel. Normies are constantly immersed in shallow conversation so to them talking to a woman is like breathing but for robots like us communication is such an intense effort that the payoff isn't really worth it. I wish I could talk to a woman or anyone without trouble.
Ask her out OP. Do it for us.originality
>>29316014
Should i wait til she wakes up tomorrow?What should i ask her to do?
>>29313437
> that final text from her
oh lawd, thats a test or some fake drama. she sounds nuts
>>29313859
def a sneak chubby whos gotten fat since this. subtract 3 points from a bitchs tinder shots. also, assume shes been pumped by several chads and is talking to 5 other dudes. dont get attached early dude... good luck regardless, just play it cool and stop letting her know about your autism. that "super cool girl who just loves me for me" doesn't actually exist senpai.
>>29316091
> 20
christ, im 26 already. im fucked arent i...
>>29316095
>Stop letting her know about your autism
She literally asked, its gonna come out eventually anyway right?
>>29316145
Im 24 man, i feel old too but they dont seem to mind. I met this 26 yo on tinder too, shes pretty cute imo, shes on the left
>>29316091
Well you were gonna play mortal kombat right? Why not meetup to play it then?
>>29316185
Because man, im a nervous wreck these days without drugs like i mentioned earlier. Maybe i will when they get here
>>29316181
Shoulda cropped that, fuck it
>>29316091
runner?
>>29316223
Lol yeah dude, is that you beli?
>>29316181
thing is i dont want to lower myself to tinder because i know everyone on there is major drama/trash and in the end it isn't worth it
i guess beggars can't be choosers. i need to get my shit together and meet a chick in real life. maybe i should join a church
i kind of think everyone over 25 who is still single is fucked anyway. bottom of the barrel. thats where i belong anyway, its just hard to accept
>>29316243
You fuckin know it bitch
stop letting these tinder bitches get to you
>>29315255
>wew
wew you let it slip
>>29316245
Yeah man you get over it, there are actually some pretty cute girls on tinder.
>>29316256
Ayyyy lmao, sorry i havent been in chat dude fell asleep last night trying to figure out the new york thing and have been working on it since i woke up at 8pm and doing dumb shit like this. Wanna watch a movie or something?
>>29316330
Nah it's all good bro you do you, I'm gonna crash soon. We'll talk tomorrow though.
>>29316308
Yeah man, i seem to have trouble keeping myself from shitposting even irl
>>29316352
Aight man sounds good
>>29315428
Not being interested in relationships doesn't make me gay, anon.
Bored bump
