>texting mom and gf at the same time
>accidentally get my replies mixed up
>mom now thinks I want to eat out her ass
>gf now thinks I want her to buy me tendies with my GBPs
FUCKING KILL ME NOW THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
WHAT DO ROBOTS?
>>29310794
Eat your moms ass of course. You don't want to disappoint her do you?
>>29310794
Eating your Mom's ass is cheaper GBP-wise than tendies, anyway.
If your gf loves you, you'll get tendies
>gf
please go.
>>29310794
>gf
Leave now. I hope you never get to enjoy tendies again.
>>29310794
trips confirms you have no gf
I did that too, OP. Now my mom is my gf so it all worked out.
>>29311645
trips confirm mummy is his gf