Anon, if you find regular women hard to relate to, why don't you just find yourself a tomboy girlfriend?
>>29309682
I find it REALLY hard to relate to them.
>>29309708
In what way, Anon?
where are they at
I would love to but I'm almost 25 and a piece of shit. Leaving the house is hard enough, much less seeking people out.
>>29309682
Because they are all gigantic sluts that love to "hang out with the guys"
>>29309764
AAAAA THIS TRIGGERS MEEEEE RE
>>29309682
They'd be great to hang out with, if there were that many around. Girls on sports teams are just Stacys now, and some girls that look like tomboys are just female Chads. If there's any nice ones out there I'd love to meet them, but I'm kinda scared of women in general, and they're not an exception.
>>29309903
Tomboys are forGetting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for
>>29310022
dreams don't come true
>>29310022
I will never have this ever ever
>tfw grown complacent with lack of gf because you know you don't deserve one
>tfw no woman will ever approach me, therefore I will never be in a relationship
>tfw fully matured into loserdom
>>29310191
>>29310212
You can do it anons
I habeeb in you
Because they don't exist outside of anime
>>29310022
Fuck off I didn't ask for this
>>29309764
DELET THIS
DELET IT NOW
>>29310022
I can't finish this.
One because all that black on white makes it hard to read and two it hurts too much.
>>29309682
But I did, anon.then she turned me down...
I literally can't relate to anyone. If they are a different person from me, then I can't relate to them.
>Implying it's any easier
>>29310022
>ywn have a qt BJJ gf
Fuck man either this is copypasta or you're a really good writer. First post here in awhile that really gave me feels
>>29310022
You forgotListening to punk/heavy metal together
And for someGetting drunk together
>>29311173
Then the solution is simple. All you have to do is rip open a portal to a dimension where you are a qt girl.
>>29309682
fuck that shit tomboys are sluts who have millions of beta orbiters.
>>29311189
>tfw all the grills at my Judo club are jailbait and I'm 31
Shit's awkward, familia
>>29311254
this. I'm a virgin and I still have talked to enough of them to know this,.
You think Stacey is a slut? You think sly/gameer girls are 3x sluttier?
LOL you ain't seen nothing yet.
If a girl has guy friends, she's trash.
>>29309682
Because no woman would ever talk to me. Not even tomboys.
>>29310253
hits right home
Tomboys can be either an angelic, devoted, sweet blessing from God or the most obnoxious turbo whores
No in betweens
But when it's good, you can't go back to girly girls with their retarded mind games
