>>29309441
alex jones told me hes cia

>>29309441
he was alpha af: only dated super models

>>29309441
Those mexican uniforms look nice desu

>be chapo
>hear american politician say that unchecked illegal immigration invites crime, drugs, violence, and rape into the country
>HOW DARE HE CALL ME A VIOLENT, DRUG-DEALING RAPIST
>put out quarter of a million dollar bounty paid for by my drug empire for the kidnapping of his 10/10 daughter so my violent underlings and i can brutally rape her
>that'll show him :^)

>>29309804
guy is just as evil as your average american businessman. there's literally no difference

>>29309740
They copied US Navy

>>29309942
BRING DOWN WALL STREET MAN!

FUCK THE ONE PERCENT

>>29309528
Alex Jones is a big guy

>>29309441
IM THE KING OF THE TRAP
EL CHAPO JUNIOR

>>29309942
this is 100% true. this one guy in my city tried to open a restaurant too close to a longstanding family business, so they raped and murdered his entire family and hung their mutilated bodies off their storefront with a warning message written in blood on their window. they paid the cops to not look into it, and no one has ever opened another restaurant ever again

>>29310169
EL CHAPO

I AM THE GOD