>has friends
>a robot
>smokes weed
>a robot
>has or had a gf
>a robot
>uses other social media
>a robot
>"dank" memes
>a robot
>is female
>a robot
>wants a 3D GF
>a robot
>has a clear conscience
>a robot
>is married
>a robot
>no significant mental disorders
>a robot
>sleeps well at night
>a robot
>has a positive future
>a robot
>has a healthy view of the opposite sex
>a robot
>is not a virgin
>a robot
>makes posts instead of lurking
>robot
>>29309318
>Has ever watched cartoons
>a robot
>watches anime
>a robot
>Had parents at all
>a robot
>>29309353
>robots can't post on their own board
by your logic your not a robot ither
i mean you're not wrong
originu
What about cyborgs?
I am everything except I am virgin, and obviously not female
>>29309397
>saw the post
>read it
>understood it
>yet asks dumb questions he already knows the answer to
>robot
>>29309318
>has friends
check
>smokes weed
nope
>has or had a gf
nope
>uses other social media
nope
>"dank" memes
nope
>is female
nope
>wants a 3D GF
nope
>has a clear conscience
nope
>is married
nope
>no significant mental disorders
nope
>sleeps well at night
nope
>has a positive future
nope
>has a healthy view of the opposite sex
Its healthy to view them as vermin so yes.
>is not a virgin
nope
How did I do?
>>29309510
you are olive branch eating normie and need to get out is what you are
>>29309658
Well I'm not going to until I hold a girls hand
>>29309618
>has friends
lurking is acceptable, posting is not
>makes shitty posts shitting up the board
>a robot
>>29309318
>has friends
Yes, but all are from at least 5 years ago. I don't live near any of my friend have have grown apart from all of them.
>smokes weed
No. I wish. Just drink A LOT.
>has or had a gf
Married. Have the sex life of an average robot I'd imagine.
>uses other social media
One link left to friends.
>"dank" memes
meh
>has a clear conscience
Ha.
>no significant mental disorders
Yup. High functioning. Great resume. Did my BS in 3 years. Good work experience. Graduate degree from an Ivy. Work as car wash attendant and fry cook. No prospects. Places where I interned for free and took on huge debt won't even call me back to tell me they won't hire me.
>sleeps well at night
4-15 beers and some diphen will do that. It's the only way
>has a positive future
Nope. I actually think most people in this nation don't have a positive future. The demographics and economics are set, we are fucked.
>has a healthy view of the opposite sex
I want to castrate myself
>is not a virgin
Doesn't make life any better to have had sex.
>>29309318
It anon, you are posting memes right now
>>29309318
According to the list I'm a robot but I started considering smoking weed to dull the pain. It's ilegal tho and I don't want to get shit
U forgot
>is 5'10 or taller
>a robot
