>chris-chan's mom is nearly kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMl48jUgyc
>>29308876
What about the tugboat?
>>29308876
>His mom laying there gasping for air as her petulant manchild tranny son begs internet strangers for money
>This will be the last thing she experiences in her life as she drifts into the abyss
Jesus Christ, just shoot her. Nobody deserves this.
What even happens in this situation? Does he get a tard wrangler once she dies?
>>29308876
Does this guy keep anything private? Shit, the woman is dying, and from what I have seen of her son, I think she is welcoming it.
>>29309040
if i were snorlax i'd have killed myself long ago
>>29309040
His entire life has been documented.
It's insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
>and i just won!
>>29309170
>Vagina Of My Soul
>(:J
>>29309219
what is the open parenthesis there for? Is it a uni brow? Is it hair? Is it a Jap rain hat? Forehead wrinkles?
>(:J
>>29309385
A smirk apparently, but I still dont get it
>>29308963
maybe she deserves it for raising such a miserable child?
You Chris Chan fans are truly the lowest rat bastard scum on the internet. The fucker had nothing but shame and suffering in his life and you have no compassion for his sad existance. I really hope all your lifes are as miserable as his.
>>29310024
Chris is a fucking scumbag dude. I'm going to continue enjoying to watch his life fall apart more than it already is.
>Gets credit card limit increased
>Buys fucking transformers
It's like the story that writes itself
>>29309081
HWHUT
Is this recent? This is so much more bizzare than anything I've seen Chris draw
>>29310184
>the date is in the pic
>"is this recent"
It's sorta recent i guess
>>29310094
He obviously was raised by complete trailer-trash fuck-ups. There is nothing he could have done to become a decent person. Do you judge somebody born in a favela in Brazil because he grows up to become a violent person?
It's not his fucking fault he is a scumbag, especially not after how the internet forced it on him.
Also how is he a scumbag? We are talking on 4chan, where 50% of the userbase has fapped to CP and horseporn. How come he's the scumbag among the lot?
The only scumbags are the people who don't leave him alone
>>29310248
>defending Chris Chan
You can try shame and make me feel bad, I don't care dude. It's hilarious.
Also;
>Do you judge somebody born in a favela in Brazil because he grows up to become a violent person?
Yes. Every single person who grew up in a shitty area, and didn't turn to crime, is a testament to the fact that it is possible if you are a good person. Excuses are for the weak.
>This man doesn't have 100 American funny bucks to his goddamn name
>He's STILL buying toys with his credit card instead of necessities
Just for a day I'd like to see a visual representation of Chris' conscience and see how he makes these decisions, I bet it's an absolute riot.
This is just sad now. It was funny when it was first released. Stopped being as funny when his dad died, now it's just depressing.
Has anybody done a psychological study on his comics and online bullshit?
>>29310328
You realize he's only a couple of steps away from being etsubatsu tier, right? He doesn't really have self awareness and likely doesn't think about the long term consequences for his actions, purely because of how his brain works.
>>29310354
His whole life's been one big psychological study
This guy would just be a spoiled autistic guy if it wasn't for the Internet. People always say he's a bad person but he really isn't that bad, he's just a retard. Sure he's rude, but that's probably amplified by all the stress that comes from being trolled his entire life.
Tbh I just feel bad for him and his family.
>>29310280
I'm not trying, I know you don't care that you are a scumbag shitstain of a human being, rather you do thrive on it. I was just giving you a reality check that you Chris-Chan rats can't provide for yourself
>>29310248
His parents seem like okay people. His dad especially seemed like a pretty cool guy, just didn't understand that giving his son everything he wanted would turn him into a man child.
He's an oddity but I don't see why people are so entertained, the whole things just sad to me.
>>29310445
>People always say he's a bad person but he really isn't that bad, he's just a retard
Being a retard isn't an excuse for being a class A asshole all your life and expecting the world to just fall to your every whim. Chris was hoping his pity party would continue after highschool, it didn't and he couldn't adjust.
>>29310445
don't feel bad for the family, they are dumb lazy normalfags who shouldn't have had kids
>>29310481
Keep giving me them (you)'s, it sustains me
>>29310490
>not understanding how autism works
he's not a normal functioning human being, what don't you understand about this??
>tfw you're ending up like chris-chan
I wish someone would kill me before it gets worse.
>>29310490
>judging Chris as if he is a functional human being
you are pathetic
>>29310445
>People always say he's a bad person but he really isn't that bad
>maced someone over a cartoon animal
>drew porn of the only real friend he's had to prove he's straight
>got fired from Wendys for scaring a little kid
>got banned from like a dozen places
Even ignoring the sheer autism that's a shitty person if ever i saw it
>>29310328
Inside Out, only in Chris Chan's head.
Disgust is dead, fear is too afraid to do anything, sadness and joy are mashing buttons at the same time with anger on stand-by.
>>29310525
Didn't he hit someone with his car?
>>29310512
>>29310516
Having autism doesn't excuse shit. I know plenty of autistic people that've been able to overcome and adapt to society. They're never 100% like everybody else, but they have basic moral fiber. Chris never got treatment, not necessarily his fault considering his parents probably thought autism was just one of those wacko labels for ADD or something. Nobody in that family is not at fault in some way. They don't deserve pity.
>the one dude shitposting every post and whiteknighting Chris
Is this real life? What the fuck
Anyone know whats the name of his etsy account? I want to buy something just for lulz.
>>29310525
>bully a mentally ill man for eight years
>he does assholish things
>"wow look what a shitty person this guy is, guess I was right to harass him!"
Is Terry A. Davis an asshole too?
>>29310445
the trolls literally did nothing
he brought this on himself
>>29308876
>please say something so I know you are alive
>[silent, heavy breathing]
>well, anyway....
>>29310133
>some people behind their mothers' basements sought and leaked amongst their kiwi grapevines, prevaricatively
Chris-Chan is going to be a fucking college course and scholarly topic within a few decades, mark my words.
>>29310628
even before the internet he was a shitty person.
>banned from malls
>the Attraction Sign in general
>rude as fuck
>>29310623
He's on "vacation" right now so you can't anyway.
>>29310658
>death rattle
>"well anyways"
if he gave a shit couldn't he just call 911? They'd have to do something, anyways.
>>29310133
>behind their mothers' basements
>kiwi grapevines
You can't make this shit up
>>29310549
He and his mom did indeed drive into a man and injure him
Of course, he played the autism card and got off with a fine
>>29310691
They'd probably just toss him another bill anyways, at this point he'd probably take the chances trying to resuscitate her himself.
>>29310691
yeah the hospital can't refuse medically necessary treatment due to inability to pay
it's not like chris' finances can get any worse
>>29310248
>>29310280
>>29310354
>>29310445
Am I the only one that finds both immense humor in Chris's life, despite finding his situation pitifully depressing, yet out of his control?
Also, his parents were way too fucking old to produce healthy offspring. They took a risk and it turned out badly for them.
>>29310514
I know this feel all to well. I get made fun of whenever I go outside, to the point where I avoid doctors appointments and haircuts. Even retail staff thinks I'm weak enough to pick on. I don't know how Chris chan survives, I'm only 20 and I'm already feeling dead inside. How does this autist cope? I want to fucking hang myself.
>>29308876
>Please say something so I know you're alive...
>KKKSSSSSAAHHHHHHHH................................................................
>Well, anyway...
>>29310549
yeah
surprisingly the man he hit didn't want to throw him in prison but have him pay for his medicare.
But good ol' chris wasn't having it and said he wouldn't give him a red cent during court something like that
If Barb dies, do you think Cole Smithey will attend the funeral?
>>29310750
I find it humorous but at the same time I think the people trolling him are scum. Also I can relate to him more often than I'd like to admit as I get older.
>>29310730
>>29310741
>>29310691
Hospitals regularly write off bills that can't be paid off or are noncollectable. Collection agencies can't do much to get money from someone who doesn't have any money anyway (ironically, the most brutally enforced form of debt in the US is student loan debt; medical debt is a fucking cakewalk by comparison).Most hospitals have all sorts of programs for the poor and disabled, even without insurance.
Of course, this will vary by state; I live in a pretty liberal state, and was lucky enough to fall deathly ill in the only 13 month period in my life without health insurance. Thankfully, there was a program for my broke ass; really helped me gain perspective on how easy it is to fall into a terrible situation medically.
Also, Barb is old as fuck; she most definitely qualifies for Medicare by now, and if not, definitely for Medicaid since she's a broke old bitch taking care of a retard son.
>>29310722
the man they injured also owned a game store that chris frequented A LOT
Chris would always play smash brawl on his wii that he brought all the time. He'd always lose too, to children no less.
He'd scream and yell at them every time.
Once some black kids came over who apparently were regulars. Chris like them and accused them of stealing his yu-gi-oh cards
It's a wonder why the old man, Schnieder, eve let chris roam the place as long as he did
Eventually he was finally banned from the place like 90% of the stores in town and chris wasn't havin' it
He tried to "reason" with the old man and the old man had to call the cops. Barb assaulted one of them
>>29310812
absolutely not
Cole HATES barb and chris and hasn't spoken to them in year
>>29310823
Yeah, I know what you mean. The trolls that have harassed him are pretty disgusting and cruel. People blame Chris for falling prey, despite the fact that he has the mind of a low-functioning preteen, with the logical skills and impulse control to match. Literal retard bullying.
I think chris should be approached as an endangered, smelly gorilla; I think we should just document him in his natural habitat for our own amusement without disturbing his environment or adding artificial pressures to it.
>>29310812
based cole will spit on their graves, most likely
>>29310983
Who is he?
Original comment.
>>29310823
See I always thought it was terrible, I figure that he probably couldn't control it and that he might be trying but trolls are always fucking him.
Then I spent a year at university, while there I was good friends with an autitistic person. This dude was the chillest dude I have ever met we would spend the weekdays theory crafting for various tabletop campaigns and the weekends drinking.
And than there was the other autistic fuck. The one who had no will to improve and had worked out a way he was the victim after spending $200 of his parents money on comics. He would get angry if you didn't invite him places and when you did he would spend the whole time ranting about how awful something about it was.
Trust me you would have a lot less empathy for chrischan if you knew people in real life who were even a 5th of what he was
>>29311054
Chris-Chan's non-retarded half-brother.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey
>>29310674
>>29310917
Am I the only person who thinks that most of the people in his life (IRL not just the trolls) are almost as dumb as he is?
Reading the stories on his wiki, it seems like a lot of the people in these stores have very overdramatic reactions to him.
Maybe it's because he lives in the South? Most retail employees here in NY would find Chris' antics entertaining. From what I read, the Wal Mart/Mall/wherever staff found that some retard holding a sign was worth making a huge dramatic spectacle and calling the cops. Maybe it's just the more rigid social norms.
>>29311326
Or you know, that fact that he is also harrassing women
>>29308876
"At least say something so I know you are alive."
Pretty damn sad.
>>29311097
Does he not like his family or what?
>>29311068
Different autists act different, and I know he's an asshole but regardless I don't think he deserves this treatment. Even if he wasn't autistic I don't think he'd deserve this. Really, he should just be left alone.
I'm curious about the psychology of the types of people who devote serious amounts of time to fucking with him though. It's crazy how there's an entire community built around that IMO.
>>29310248
shoo shoo fatalist
>>29309124
well let this be a consolation to every bot here, our lives are pretty bad but it will never be as a bad is this walking embodiment of extreme autism.
