What was the last text you got from a girl that wasn't a relative?
>Ok that's fine
Thanks for the ride!
>>29308799
>"Yes it is.">tfw full stop
>>29308799
"Hahaha"
2 years ago
i giv u so hot succ of dick
>you're going to get involved in the rocket underground I can feel it
>"I hope you feel inspired"
One of my friend's gf sending me a video of some weird guy from high school rapping
The only time a girl ever texted me was because she was trying to find a hook for some weed
>>29308799
I don't remember, it would have been roughly 6 years ago, I believe.
>>29308799
>(You are rough today)
Just slapped her with my cock and shoved my poo-covered shlong down her mouth before we left the house. She is still feeling it.
>Lorrie hasn't made it, my bad
former co worker
three months ago
Do you get weekends off?
*wait for it normies*
N-E-V-E-R
>>29308799
last month, from my therapist
"I'm glad you were able to come although we didn't get to do everything I wanted to. I'll make up for it next time haha."
>Cant wait to see you babe ;) <33The above sentence is a lie.
>>29308799
I think maybe my cousins gf texted me a couple months ago.... Don't remember what it was
"Oh ok cya tomorrow"
This was after she offered me a ride on the bus with her and one of my friends who is a chad
We study together but outside of that we don't really talk so I feel like she's using me but h-hey it's better than nothing...right?
....right?
>>29308799
i just miss ya.
But I got a sweet mouthpiece so girls can't resist me.
>>29309039
Here's the true proof
I've never been texted by a girl that wasn't a relative.
Or a male that wasn't a relative either, for that matter.
>That's it, son. I'm officially disowning you.
>Non-love,
>Ex-Mom
idk
originalllllfsirzitz85d6
>>29309054
>Dog filter
It shows.
Got a mutt fetish?
>>29308799
>>29308833
>>29308900
>>29309033
>>29309066
>>29309088
>All those dubbles unchecked
>>29308799
"Monday"going to New Yorkwith her boyfriend (kill me)
>>29308799
"Yup"2.5 years ago
>>29308799
>"Oh and dont worry I got your number from stalking the web for about 3 hours."
"Thanks"
More than one week ago ;-;
>you're always the last one to reply
>ye
then she bought me a drink and later rode my dick
>>29308799
that was about 10 years ago in middle school
i don't remember what it said
"xD"
I wonder how this emoticon has survived 2006.
"fuck"
-Friend 2k16
>>29308799
Fuck its been like 4 years I can't remember
bonne nuit, that was about 5 hours ago when she went to bed.
What's a relative text?
>>29308799
I don't remember. I blocked that bitch and deleted all my messages with her, so I can't look at what they were
been five years and three phones since then. I think I did fuck her though
>>29308799
>Heroine addict ex I just broke up with and didn't wat deal with sit.
>It's alright Anon... Take care of yourself too hun
>MFW I actually kinda loved her and was so ashamed of myself for giving up because she was treating me like shit because withdrawals and I didn't her relapsing in my house
>Wow. Thank you.
there is no last text
fucking normies get the fuck out ree
>>29309314
>that annoying fag that never knows when the conversation is over
>just say no you can't
she was mad
A long spiel about recent political events that I won't post here. I asked for it in her defense.
>lol its all good idk that till now XD i gotta go
2 weeks ago when I installed the chatango app hoping to talk to another human.
I've gone through multiple phones since then.
Two weeks ago, "Haha ;)"
Probably the last text from a girl ill get for months to come ;-;
"No"
I shit you not
>>29308799
"well I don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck, I just want to prove it" (that she has a bf)
another gril
"I thought you were a decent guy"
these two are the only grils I actually tried talking to
>Sorry.
Feels bad man.
I only got my first phone off ebay about a year and a half ago and I use it as an mp3 player, no service.
My mom did send me some insane rambling email a few years ago. I didn't read it though, she's not exactly the kind of mother that can be loved.
>>29310312
I would just see her. It seems like a nice time, but if you dont have the money tell her this, its pointless if she doesnt know. Do you fancy her though?
>>29308799
I delete all my texts so I can't remember.
>>29308799
>"Well, my family knows about you now"
30 seconds ago, feels good famalio
It was a text from a girl saying that she liked me and had a crush on me
She had my phone number from a group project
Other than that one text, i never got any other text from a girl. I'm still a KHV.
>Good morning
This was 23 days ago
>see you soon
Girl is driving to my house from another country to spend her days off with me. She will be here in a few hours
five seashell emojis
"Mucha suerte en el examen! Si se puede *flexingemoji* *flexingemoji*
Translates to "Good luck in the exam!You can do it!
It was the first time in years a girl didnt tell me to shove it up my ass
yesteday. school related stuff
>I was congratulated hehehehe
From my gf. An hour ago. She's been my gf since a bit more than an hour ago. Feels good man.
>"This is Kendra Reilly from Bridgewater Driving School. I am parked outside when ready."
That was two years ago. Still don't have my driver's licences.
Pls help anons
"yeah thats true but possible"
I swear that we are close and not kissless and hugless
>>29311177
Best help you can get is to give up.
Sorry. Keep trying and all you're gonna do is waste your time. There's plenty of girls on this world, give up.
Girlfriend's mom:
>Haha! No worries!!
>>29311177
Assuming you are the one on the right? Person on the left does not sound interested to get together at all.
move on
>Haha! Seriously?
>>29308799
She sent me a video bouncing her tits.
>>29311177
She's being kind of avoidant. Looks to me like you can either keep probing like you are and keep getting evasive responses until its clear she doesnt want to chill with you (she might not),
Or
You can send her one last request, make it clear you're romantically interested in her, which will prompt her to either accept or reject you, which will end the conversation for better or worse, but will afford you final closure.
I'd suggest the latter.
>>29311222
Yeah, seems like it, I won't talk to her unless she responds, it's weird tho. I meet her a few times on the street while walking my dog. I asked for her number, she gave it. But before that, I caught her running behind me to catch up to talk to me. Bitch ain't nothin but hoes and tricks.
>Sorry wrong number
>5/2/15
Might be a girl
>Good night! (2 heart emojis, 1 sleeping emoji)
probably something about school
it was a very long time ago, in fact I don't remember the last time I got a text from a non-relative
>"And you even ask me if I would give you another chance? A simple misunderstanding and you turn into a lunatic"
The last text she sent me despite me ending things with her twenty texts before, after I confronted her about betraying my good nature towards her.
She did not deserve me as a friend and a boyfriend for as long as she did. I know she realized that when she emailed me a whole week after this text.
She lost any other chances she had with me when she made it out to be my fault for her acting in such a bitchy way, despite me doing nothing but affectionate to her.
just now but shes fat and ugly
https://youtu.be/yg-TqEFYcfM
>>29308799
Haven't received a text from a non relative girl in 9 years.
jesus
>>29308799
>Haha thanks
y-you too
"Orientation is on Thursday"
>>29308799
"No problem!"
Been talking to this girl for about two weeks now. She actually gave me her number. Asked her out the first week but she's been busy so I don't know. Hopefully we'll meet up this weekend. Wish a kv like me luck.
>>29308799
god, it makes me cringe just to think of it. don't do that to me anon.
"Gosh I should probably stop putting myself in situations where that kind of stuff can happen. Haha thanks"
>"good night!! :)"
Feels good man
>>29310940
real robot detected. know this feel senpai
Besides a manger from work asking me to come in, probably like 4 months ago, crazy bitch wanted to hang out, I'm not her personal therapist so I didn't reply. I just can't seem to do it, females are just to valid, honestly, this one girl has put me of them for life
:)
>2 months ago rrrrrrrrrrr
>>29308799
>fuck this life :(, be strong anon surely it'll get better
3 weeks ago. At least it got better
>>29308799
It was that stupid sticker on normiebook coz I helped 9gag bitch with some math and stuff. :^)
>good night, I'll see you in the morning?
>Nighhtttttt
You're so rude
"sorry it was a dare"
"oh ya metro transit is nothing like that everyone just keeps to themselves for the most part ezcept a few obnoxious ppl here and there"
qt3.14 who has a boyfriend ;_;
>>29308799
>having a phone
I want fuxking normies to leave.
>>29308799
>What was the last text you got from a girl that wasn't a relative?
I never had a cellphone
Tonight was great see you tomorrow!
>What the hell asshole
>>29308799
"Well I'm going to crash. I love you."
>Lol yes I have a garbage disposal and literally no dishes
>No, that's a lie. The genre never died. Bands like Olivia Tremor Control, Spiritualized, Boredoms, Acid Mothers Temple, Ghost, Ozric Tentacles, etc. are all artists of that genre that are better than Tame Impala and were making music in the 90s until before Tame Impala came out, which by the way didn't make anything original or even comparable to the bands I just mentioned.
Little bitch was apparently a mutant and was telling me why everything I listen to is shit
>>29308799
>all clean. Vacuum ran too!
>youre a sissy fag
'U told him didn't u'
-11/6/2014
>it depends on how I feel after work but yeah that sounds fun (:
in response to me suggesting a nature walk for a date
>>29308799
>girl
>text
????
Just gonna leave an original sentance down here for teh lulz
"Sorry, but I'm already talking to someone else and I don't want to screw that up by hanging out with you"
fucking sluts
>>29313966
>slut by not being a slut
just move on anon
March 20th:
"Hey, do you remember when you used to print graphics on t-shirts with linoleum carvings?
Do you have anny pictures of that?
I have a friend that's teaching print making and I was telling them about it."
>tfw she's actually remembering my brother
>tfw brother didn't want to give her a shirt but mom made him because she invited us to her empty sad birthday party a few weeks before he made the shirts
>tfw we had to get a special girls xxxl shirt for her
I never responded.
>>29313982
>actively receiving multiple suitors at once
>not a roastie whore
cmon man where do you think we are
>>29308799
That was 5 years and 2 phone ago
I think it was along the lines of
>Sorry I'm really busy with school and stress this week
Bitch then straight out acted like she didn't know me when I saw her on campus
