>Chris-Chan got a legal name change to Christine
>Barb is literally near death
We're finally reaching the CWC point horizon lads.
I have followed this saga for so long
>>29308242
CWC thread?
>>29308242
He will be put on a psych-ward, it's better that way so he will never have contact with the internet ever again, with time his autism levels will reduce and he will be more manageable.
>>29308279
You know it baby. Apparently he's stepped his e-begging quite a bit as well.
Barb is drifting into the abyss.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tS8OOHFYkAA
>>29308293
Isn't he like 40? The damage is surely irreversible
>>29308242
>Chris-Chan got a legal name change to Christine
Made me check, source or don't claim it.
>>29308312
>Hello autism my old friend
She's literally going in and out of the light there.
>>29308314
He's 35, but looks like a haggard late 40's. His health is terrible.
CWC is why I lift.
>>29308314
Nah he's not 40 yet. I think he's 34 but still if he's locked in there resting and looking at kittens for the next 30 years he will be fine.
>>29308342
Literally on the front page of the CWC forums son.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/
>>29308312
If he didn't spend all his money on toys and other bullshit he wouldn't have to beg for money to buy his mother medication. How fucking sad it is to even type this.
I just hope he somehow manages to keep his internet up so that we can see his shenanigans; he's been relatively quiet since 2010. (On top of that, he went on hiatus after Bob died; he might do the same again.)
>>29308414
He was just arrested and went to trial within the last couple years.
>>29308472
He was fighting for what he believes in
>>29308472
True, but the Christorical community knew nothing of his blarms saga until the climax, just as it is still completely in the dark about the lesbian sex impregnation contest from a few weeks ago
>>29308964
dude literally what
>>29308242
>the redemption saga
Chris-Chan gets put in a group home and gets the help he needs.
>>29308307
I'm sorry what, is he suing his past self?
>>29308356
>>29308370
>tfw Chrischan is only a handful of years older than you
I honestly don't know how to feel about that.
Also the only time I ever saw him as a grown man, where he looked like a grown man, was the video where he tried to do pull ups in a playground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTsHUjAwl8
>>29309131
do you even /cwc/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCUm1UfumJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEBno0ZN4Tk
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris's%20Sex%20Moves.mp4
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan's%20Sex%20Moves.mp4
>>29308242
Whatever happened with the pepper spray incident?
Did Bluespike go too far?
>>29308312
Aw man, I actually feel bad watching this. This is probably the one time I've ever seen him grasp the real world, you can literally see the despair in his eyes, he knows her death is imminent
>>29308242
She's not dying m8, there was a welfare check and she's fine.
>>29308312
>start digging through his channel
>liked videos
>Become A Hermaphrodite Fast! Subliminals Frequencies Hypnosis (Frequency Wizard)
>Powerful Breast Growth Hormones for MTF! Transgender Subliminals Frequencies Hypnosis
>Produce Breast Milk Fast! For MTF or Women in General - Transgender Subliminals Frequencies Hypnosis
>mfw
>>29309391
He was fined and I think put on probation.
How bad is Barb's health?
How is she dying?
TELL ME WHY
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
TELL ME WHY
I so need a cute girl my age
TELL ME WHY
I never want to hear you saaaaay
I have a boyfriend
Why do all of the jerks
get all the pretty girls?
You may not notice
but I want you to know
that I am a lonesome heaaaaaart
Maybe Chris-chan really is trans. I doubt someone could persist this long about it and not be serious. Dressing like a woman and constantly forcing oneself into feminine roles would probably cause any cisgender guy who isn't a transvestite fetishist to feel the reverse version of gender dysphoria. It would be miserable.
>>29309491
He actually created his own makeshift clit
>>29309491
He's a mentally ill headcase.
>>29309491
Anon, he's retarded, it's not your average autism that chap has.
If you put in his head something he will do that thing with an infinite loop.
I'm happy that they pushed the tranny meme on him though. If someone pushed the wrong stuff he would go for the high score in kills.
CURSE YE
HA
ME
HA!!!!
>>29309508
Ok wait
what
Most of me doesn't want to know but part of of me does
>>29308312
>we dun have a hundren dollaas
he said with like 800$ worth of legos sitting on a shelf behind.
>>29309491
i don't know why you'd think she wasn't trans, she changed her name and has been saying she's trans for years now
>>29309572
but wouldn't that have been more interesting, though? I'd be curious to see what exactly the bumbling autist could pull off aside from curse-ye-ha-me-has
>tfw you feel a connection to old chris
>tfw you genuinely enjoyed reading those dumb but fun sonichu comics whenever they came out and reading about his antics
>tfw autists that took it too seriously got involved with his life and tried to ruin him, pushing him off the deep end
We're not so different, you and I
>>29309696
>'d be curious to see what exactly the bumbling autist could pull off
Pic related.
It wouldn't be nice since some edgy fag would push him into doing that and since Chris is ultra potato he wouldn't be able to separate normies from robots from ham sandwich.
>>29308312
Chris should express his inner fag and start prostituting himself to desperate johns for cash. It's the least he could do for his mother after putting her though all of his bullshit and antics.
>>29309379
>the last one
OH GOD WHY
>>29309683
trannies love to distance themselves from Chris Chan, saying that he's a poser or a gendertrender and not REALLY trans*.
How tall is Chris?
Barb will outlive us all. They're thieves and cunts who know well intentioned rubes will give them money they don't need
>>29309847
Wiki says he claims he's 5'10.
>>29309683
>She
Just kill yourself, tumblr trash.
>>29309508
i will be needing sauce on that, fuck im so sick.
>>29308263
I was there from almost the beginning.
It... Is truly pathetic how we harassed and ruined this literal autists life for a few keks, especially when we're not much better off ourselves.
It's so cringey too:
>haha it's just a low-key set of events of some Autist sperging out but we frame it like an EPIC FANTASY! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS!!!
I wish I could go back and stop myself from contributing. Forgive me Chris Chan.
>>29310283
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit
>>29309379
Who is Johan?
>>29308371
What the fuck? how do they get access to all this info on a person?
>>29308312
im so glad bob died before he became a tranny faggot
>>29309758
Adam was a smart autist though chris is a dumb one.
>>29311276
I am almost certain it is what killed him.
Maybe he will go on a shooting, bombing spree and kill 100+
How would that ending be for all you obsessed people?
>>29311449
Satisfying. desu
>>29309416
It looks like he's been crying too. Those long pauses seem more like him trying to hold back rather than just not knowing what to say.
>C'mon...at least say something to let me know you are alive
He/she can do things I only hope I could do. He/she's bravery is way beyond my own.
They are more popular and outgoing than me. Thousands of followers. Ppl on here obsessed with him. She tries to run a business, I can't even begin to do that.
People gice him the time if day. He has friends.
Im envious of her, she even has toys. I want toys.
>>29309379
>Makes 12 minute of him fucking an anime blow up doll
>Cums all over it
>TFW people probably masturbated to that
His dick is kind of thick? No? I mean it looked big at first but he is just thick.
>>29311639
it's a he you tumblr faggot
>>29311238
People get really close to Chris by pretending to be either friends or possible 'boy-friend free girls'. Being the retard he is, he keeps falling for it time and time again.
>>29311449
I won't be happy until Chris is swigging fanta between blowing truckers for food money
>>29311639
Grab some autismbux m8; you're on /r9k/, so you should be eligible
>>29311706
>Makes 12 minute of him fucking an anime blow up doll
>>Cums all over it
that was johan. chris is heavier than the person in the second video.
>>29312128
Oh, but I thought Chris had an anime blow up doll like that, so you think Chris will make a video of him fucking something and cumming on it?
Whos johan?
Originally
>>29312162
>will make a video of him fucking something and cumming on it?
he already did like 7 ish years agoJUUUUUULLAAAAY
His latest begging video has some intense feels
>that sad look in chris's eyes, the innocent man child long gone
>barbs black stare
>>29311276
Bob was keeping him from going down that route. Shame he married an enabling wife, he really did try to look out in Chris-chan's best interests.
>>29309767
Is there anyone desperate enough to pay to have sex with Chris Chan?
>>29311362
>>29309758
Is it bad that I irrationally hate this autistic piece of shit? Not for he child-killing thing but just how ugly he was, how fucking retarded he was, and how he had to kill the EASIEST PREY IN THE WORLD to feel powerful. I want to smash his autistic face in jesus christ.
>>29312359
probably the guy itt that was admiring a dick on the internet like a faggot.
>>29312402
What's wrong with admiring a dick on the internet? I've admired tons of dicks on the internet.
>>29310473
I thought he brought all his autistic shit on himself and the internet just laughed at him when he tried to be serious about it.
What would Chris-Chan think of this?
>>29312227
>>29312162
Don't forget orange fanta!
>>29312442
>>29312442
he thought it was the dick of a retard so he should be shamed for it.
>>29312227
JUUUULLLLAAAYYY
come on, original filter ruining it.
>>29311845
Getting autismbux is harder than you make it out to be Anon. The government legitimately wants proof of your autistm.
>>29312228
Also you left out when his voice breaks and isn't trying to sound like a girl anymore.
>>29312227
The JUILAYYYYY video was garbage, the video was grainy and you could barely see anything.
Also it's sad because none of those girls existed, most of them were trolls that Chris believed were really and it's really fucking sad. He sent pictures of himself to these "girls" just so they could put them on the internet
>>29313965
>https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris's%20Sex%20Moves.mp4
>Wanting to see chris chan fuck a sex doll in HD
>>29312891
>shopping video 4 days earlier
hmmmm
>>29309458
Her healths bad
All she ever does is sit and sleep and if she isn't doing that than she's either shitting or eating
She has parasites eating her butt too
>>29314545
Chris said the medicine was for her Asthma, but I also heard she has like butt parasites, or whatever the medical term is. Pinworms or some shit, either way she is frail, elderly and probably needs assisted living. Though I'm sure Chris might take care of her even though he can barely take care of himself, I'm surprised they don't have some caretaker in the house.
I wouldn't give Barb more than a few years maybe five at the most before she kicks the bucket, she's overweight isn't she? And she gets no exercise at all.
>>29314746
Not the guy you replied too but,
I'd say three years tops, They live in filth and have no healthy anything kind of life style.
I've laughed and felt anger at chris over the years but, this is the first time I ever felt sad.
Chris once said that his mom is pretty much the only person that gives meaning to his life.
It's going to be a devastating when she dies.
>>29308242
DO YOU FEEL LIKE AN HERO NOW?
Just imagine being the caregiver tasked to take care of him. How many good people are gonna quit their job because of him?
It's so sad. What if people had helped him rather than hurt him? We've all made decisions, and our decisions have led him to be where he's at. There's no going back. It's over.
Maybe he was doomed from the start, maybe this is the way things had to be. But what if, he kept making those sonic-chu comics? Any comics? What if, as we approach the end of this increasingly depressing saga, we had a glorious artist? Rather than an infamous bottle of regret. Maybe it's not too late. If just one person cared about Chris-chan consistently, imagine the difference they could make in his life? It's all so sad.
>>29312258
People give Bob too much credit. Yeah he was much more of a parental figure than Barb but he had Chris late in life and had already had several successful children from his first marriage. In the grand scheme of things he didn't really give a fuck about Chris, he was just a footnote in Bob's life and the autism in particular gave him a justification for just giving up on him.
>>29308263
Me too brother, since late 2007. I feel like my health is getting worse these past couple of years but I at least want to out live CWC, as pathetic as it sounds. I need to see the ending.
This isn't autism, it's a spoiled brat who never grew up
>>29315095
By caring for him "consistently" you mean care for him regardless of the unbearable amount of bullshit he puts the people close to him through? Because people have tried to help Chris but he always ends up using and abusing them until they finally stop putting up with it. Just look at Megan.
>>29309758
Sandy Hook never happened, though. It's been proven that the "parents" of the "dead children" were paid actors that received free houses and other incentives to orchestrate an event that would further push the gun control agenda in the USA. Go ahead and look again at the surveillance footage of the day in question and tell me something doesn't seem terribly off compared to what we've seen in coverage of other mass shootings.
WOOOOO CHRISTIAN WESTON4CHANDLER. That's the man!
>>29315226
> never grew up
I think that's what autism is.
>>29315373
Just the most extreme cases. Most are able to get jobs, relationships, a social life
>>29308242
according to the law chris is elegible for goverment housing because of his autism and was so all this time but i imagine nobody told him and barb just preffered dealing with him while taking 500 dolars a month from his autism money for alcohol and good will buyatons
>>29315275
Belief in conspiracy theories is an indicator of below-average intelligence.
>>29309572
>that drawing of him mercylessly shooting his trolls and killing the gays
i really dont want to belive chris is capable of that, good thing bob didnt own any guns tho
>>29315561
>you're stupid if you don't believe the jew ow- I mean the free media, goy!
>>29310473
well, you know, it kept him busy. For all the bullying he got it did make his life special. Just picture him in that basement completely alone all the time only talking to his half dead mother, chris wanted to be famous, he got what he thought famous peoples lives are like
>>29308312
You know what, he's provided me with so much entertainment over the last seven years, I'm gonna donate.
Let this drag out a little longer, I'm not ready to say goodbye yet.
>>29315095
Some of the trolls had the honest to goodness intent of helping him but, if you really look at chris-chan... You'll soon find that he doesn't deserve help and he does things to make himself deplorable.
Utterly deplorable.
>>29312228
the dog got to spend eternity devouring peoples souls in cwcvile, bob at least got to keep some dignity post mortem without having to appear in a shitty drawing from his autistic kid for trolls to laugh at, instead he got more tasteful wings.
How is barb going to be honored by chris?
>>29312464
wow, you draw even wose than him. He would probably like it tho
>>29315271
I thought Megan betrayed him and helped the trolls? Also isn't she a nazi or something. Maybe not.
>>29314746
>I wouldn't give Barb more than a few years maybe five at the most before she kicks the bucket
dude this is it for barb, chris made a video asking his brothers to come visit a couple years ago because she was dying. I wonder if cole will ever know who his father is
>>29314545
She has other kids doesn't she? Why don't they help her?
>>29315779
>she a nazi
please god sauce or at least more info
>>29312396
>irrationally
Well he did commit mass-murder so it's hardly irrational to hate him. I don't think he was retarded though.
>>29315813
I know someone who was involved in this whole thing was a neo-nazi, not sure who though because I think it's depressing as fuck.
>>29309467
I miss chris chan's music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y
>>29315811
They all hate her
>>29308312
He had the same visible panic when Bob went to the hospital and ultimately nothing changed after his father died except he became a fake tranny. You know he's just gonna keep playing vidya and fapping. Save your sympathy, he had this coming.
>>29316082
Do we have any info on how she raised them or whatever made them hate her?
I've been out of the Chris loop for ages
Can you imagine how Chris his brother must feel about him.
I bet he keeps up with him and his mother by reading the cwcwiki
How fucking weird is that
>>29315813
I remember something about how she had a fetish for guys in Nazi uniforms. I don't think she was an actual Nazi.
>>29316184
She refused to tell her first son Cole who his real father is, even after Cole forgave this she then married Bob, who had a mutual hatred for Cole and ultimately drove them apart.
Newfags check the cwcki for the entire saga.
>>29316250
Didn't Cole find out that it was some guy that always was around the house that Barbara said was a family friend? He looked him up and he had died like a year before. I'd be pissed too.
chris chan should kill himself desu senpai since hes a worthless cuck nigger piece of shit......
>>29316282
the guy died before cole could ask him making barb the only one who could confirm it
>>29308312
She looks like she's actually aware of how fucked he is.
She looks scared of the future.
We are about enter the darkest chapter of Christory.
>>29316211
cole is a piece of shit in his own accord, mostly for reasons unrelated to his family but also because he grouped chris with barb when chris never did anything to him, i dobut he gives a shit, im sure back in the day someone called him or something but nothing came out of it.
Barb andbob where pices of shit, chris autism is really mild but he was pretty much abandoned for a good chunk of his childhood and oce it became a problem the solution was to shelter him instead. Bob did age into a better person apparently, trying to help chris in his own senile way by trying to make chris more like him which of course didnt work.
Chris should have been challenged to really break out of his autism and helped to persue his goals, even if all he wanted was to draw sonichu tey should have signed him for art classes not whatever stupid shit promised employment, he made more than minimun wage off his wellfare, he could have gotten some shitty part time job and been happy drawing less shitty sonichu, he could have moved with goberment assistance too. He was never meant for a great life but he didnt deserve tis either
>>29316682
cole confirmed that barb will never regrett the shit that she did but she does regrett not bein able to do anything now just never addressing nor understanding what led to this
Chris is just sad now. He stopped being funny when people like bluespike started being really fucking edgy with the trolling.
>>29316719
I was talking about Christine, not Barb.
Christine's the one that looks scared of the future, Barb's just senile.
>>29309491
He became a tranny because all the built of sexual energy of him trying to get laid with a boyfriend-free girl went to his head and fucked him up to the point where he has become a woman just to get female contact (himself... err herself).
Also, he is retarded.
>>29310473
Troll's Remorse
I don't feel it personally, but then again the things I enjoy most about Chris is his utter delusion. His Chris-isms. Plus it's hard to feel sympathetic for someone so unabashedly selfish, cruel and hypocritical.
>>29310473
Most of the worst things that have happened to chris were things he did himself with no influence from the internet
All of his court cases were things that he himself did and he is to blame
>>29311639
You see that fat fuck with a stubble? It's a he.
>>29315806
Cole knows
It took him a long while but I'm sure he knows
>>29315811
It's just Cole and Chris
Bob had two other children in his previous marriage though, although I don't think they feel obligated to attend the funeral, free finding out what a shitty person Chris is
>>29308242
>Chris-Chan got a legal name change to Christine
Is this shit so easy where he lives?
>>29318392
It's less about feeling sorry for him and more about feeling sorry for yourself.
You're just as pathetic as him if not more, and you're deluded if you think the rest of 4chan (or the internet, for that matter) doesn't think the same. CWCki people are more reviled than Chris himself.
>>29319343
It's his second time changing his name so probably
>>29308356
>Implying
He doesn't look that old, just gross and fat.
He looks late 20's-early 30's to me.
My father looked much worse than that at 40.
>>29319954
He's 34.
>>29315432
My gf's brother is "high-functioning" but his parents have enabled him so much and so long that he is basically fucked in the long run. He literally can't stop pissing people off. The minute he moves out of his parents' home he's going to get his ass kicked
>>29308312
>Barb is straight up at Death's door with one foot already over the threshold
>but she continues to stubbornly hang on
But why? Why would she prolong her own suffering like that?
>>29312396
You should feel fucking retarded as dog shit since none of it really happened
>>29319343
He lives in cwcville so I really doubt anyone can object
>>29320408
Fear of the other side.
She's probably worried that as add-on s she goes, all hell will break loose for Chris.
>>29316814
...it's fucking Chris. Go the fuck back to tumblr, faggot.
"And that concludes our week-long documentary of...A Week With Christian W. Chandler, the autistic boy that has made it this far. :)"
- A Week With Christian W. Chandler (A Self-Documentary)
>>29309467
Liquid chris' was so good
>>29322442
Chris calling Kasey and just slipping into the role of being her boyfriend because she thought liquid created his comic characters.
He gets gangstalked and abused, but he is a piece of human garbage with or without them
I was trying to forget about Chris
It just makes me sad now, I can't stand it anymore
does anybody else feels some relief knowing cc? my life is pretty shit but at least i'm not him
>>29309416
>>29311616
>he's too stupid to just call 911 for an ambulance
They can't just refuse treatment and it's not like his financial situation can get worse
Christian Chandler, early vaporwave pioneer.
>>29323283
Forgot pic.
bloxfuckingmootxx
>>29316691
Read up on Alex Ross
His story is Chris with caring well adjusted parents
We get to see both sides of the coin and the core is how a family responds and how much love they have for their offspring
>It's a Barb almost shoots Cole in the head episode
>It will never be 2009 again
inb4 unoriginal comment
>>29323308
>make some neat-o stuff!
There isn't a higher quality version of this is there?
Is there any possibility that chris might actually try shooting up a place? All I want to see is chris chan go out with a bang, not this depressing money begging shit.
>>29324677
I don't think Chris would be competent enough to commit a mass shooting.
>>29311238
County court name changes and shit are posted publicly (at least in Virginia).
I live about 2 hours away from him and drove by his house once
>>29311449
Do you people seriously think Chris could figure out how to use a gun? I cant fathom him reloading anything. His aim would be abysmal and lord knows the fucker can barely move.
And no way in hell he has even half the IQ needed to build the most basic of bombs.
The only way this fag is gonna shoot anybody is if somebody is standing with him doing it for him.
New fag here, never really cared about Chris chan and I've only heard of sonichu.
Where's the spark notes on this guy? There's too many chronicles, sagas, whatever, to go through.
>>29314545
Fuck you dude, I literally just lost my appetite. So much for my fucking lunch :/
lets found a chris-chan sect and conquer the world with autism
>>29308312
I'm sure Chris gets hella autismbux. But they live so poorly because he spends money on the most nonsensical shit, just look at his room full of plastic. You can look at him buying shitloads of autistic shit like legos on e-bay constantly, even when begging for money.
and then they can't afford 100 bucks for some meds when he just spent well over that on stuff that aren't necessities.
>>29312891
Every video since he's gone tumblr has started with him in a higher pitch and then just forgetting about it, sometimes within seconds, it's hilarious if you pay attention to it.
>>29316691
cole was already an adult when chris was born and was basically forced out of his own home by bob's insistence and barb's acquiescence. it wasn't his job to parent chris. cole and chris are strangers that allegedly share some dna.
>total nutcases like Chris are allowed to change their sex
If you robots are so desperate for a gf, why not date Chris? It would gladly suck your dick in exchange for supper.... Just make sure to call it a clit, not a dick lol
>>29325739
he's a male lesbian
>>29325752
So? Just call yourself a woman pansexual. Gender and sex labels have literally lost all meaning in todays world.
>>29325862
Chris has already said he won't date someone who is like him. Yeah, it makes him a hypocrite, but I don't think anyone blames him
>>29315561
Dismissal of ideas based on their believers is a sign of below-average intelligence
>>29325862
Chris more than likely is just becoming a woman because it might be the only way to the china now.
>We're finally reaching the CWC point horizon lads.
You'd think so but he just keeps lucking out again and again. We thought he was going to jail for the unlawful gas release but nope, he just kept on strolling
>>29308312
This video used to have comments enabled. Autists on kiwifarms called around and found out that Barb is a-okay
I can't believe you guys still haven't caught on to how hard Chris is trolling you guys. He works as a contractor in North Carolina and is married with kids.
>>29308312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL0Z5e4qV4
His manboobs have grown
>>29309379
>https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris's%20Sex%20Moves.mp4
3:40
>back of the knee maybe?
>>29309379
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan's%20Sex%20Moves.mp4
Isn't that the same sex doll Chris used to have? Not the exact same one but the same model?
>>29314412
There's not penetration and you don't get to see his 45 degree angle duck
>>29326937
At what point does the trolling become so real that it isn't trolling anymore?
>>29327045
>>back of the knee maybe?
I keep seeing this around, what is this meme? What's it got to do with the Doomguy?
>>29308312
Nothing breaks my heart worse than a mother in need. Fuck this fat failure, I'm seriously considering giving him some money but I have no idea if it's going to be used on Barb's meds or it's going to go towards some amiibo or some shit.
>>29308242
You know what really hurts? One of these days CWC is going to die, probably sooner rather than later considering his lifestyle. I don't know what I'll do when he's dead, I've spent years following him and I just can't imagine a world without this retard and his autistic exploits.
>>29320408
Chris is going to kill himself or die in some stupid accident once he has no one to at least try to take care of him. I wonder if she's tried to talk his (half) brother into looking after him once she's gone.
>>29308312
>So.. Please help us.. Have a good day..
I'm chuckling and feeling bad at the same time
>>29308964
>lesbian sex impregnation contest
The w-what
So... will people from CWCki and/or 4chan help him out if/when Barb dies? Surely we owe him that much
>>29327421
>One of these days CWC is going to die
feels great man
>implying he didn't deserve it
>>29327489
I hope so, but I doubt it. I honestly want Chris to be relatively happy and healthy, so that he can amuse us with his retarded antics for years to come. The idea of him dying homeless and alone in a few years, or getting permanently institutionalized is just depressing.Him meeting his end in a hail of bullets after he goes supreme on everybody is also acceptable.
>>29327489
People have already been helping him out by paying their taxes and buying his worthless figures for his whole life. Once Barb goes it's only right that Chris should follow.
>>29327559
>yfw he doesn't die but gets stuffed in a containment apartment after his mum dies and just rots away in despair like his dad
>>29327589
Surely we owe him for the years of entertainment?
>>29310033
Weird, he always looked like a rather large guy to me.
CWC
February 24, 1982 - JULLLAAAY 01 2016
>>29327418
His house is covered top to bottom in literally thousands of dollars worth of toys.
>>29327605
Yeah we do owe him. We owe him the mercy of letting him die and letting it all end. Chris cannot be helped by us mere mortal men. Let him die and be reborn a new in Gods arms, his greatest mistake has come home.
>>29308307
lel
He seems to be hanging around a lot more girls now that he's christine, maybe theres something to this story other than black men in pickle costumes
>>29327605
just let him die.
>>29326576
Who said he was dismissing their ideas based on the believers, dipshit?
>>29308242
Does anyone else's heart break when they see the still frame of OP's pic? You know at that point, if Chris had normal parents, that he'd have had a lot of promise and potentially had a content life.
Every time he does something bat shit I sorta blink and think about this picture and wonder "how did we wind up here?".
>>29328282
>Belief in conspiracy theories is an indicator of below-average intelligence.
You'd have to have a below average intelligence not to understand how responding to a conspiracy theory with that and not addressing it in any other way is an example of such a dismissal.
>>29328454
Uhhhh, except if he'd already read into sandy hook, realised it's just another stupid conspiracy theory with no evidence and dismissed anyone who would believe it as an idiot.
Dipshit.
>>29309638
he got a piercing on his perenieal (his gooch) and somehow that serves as a clit
>>29325477
Only total nutcases try to change their sex
>>29309491
>Chris-Chan
>trans
i feel so sorry for his mother
>>29327446
Cole ain't gonna help
He stopped talking to them for some years now with good reason
Barb refused to Cole who his real father was
Chris kept trying to dump his chores (Barb) on Cole, telling him to drop everything and come over and take care of snorlax
>>29320408
The Chandlers are like cockroaches.
>>29316742
>Chris is just sad now.
Agreed, the golden days of striped shirt Chris are long gone.
>>29326937
>I can't believe you guys still haven't caught on to how hard Chris is trolling you guys
I want so badly for this to be true. Like in 2003 he found the old "God and the Bear" newspaper clipping in his room, thought "I should make a character out of this", then started drawing comics, just waiting for ED to discover them..
>>29325314
dude barb ate up most of his money, the entire house was filled with useless shit she bought
>>29320408
She knows what is waiting for her on the other side and it's not her dead husband.
>>29325425
of course he didnt own shit to chris but there is a difference between cutting contact and telling him via mail to tell him when chris dad is dead so he can celebrate and to ask his mom who the fuck is his father
>>29326937
Too bad public records overwhelming confirm Chris is the real deal, the autism involved in investigating his own life rivals his own, if not surpassing it at many times.
>>29325739
>chris
>gay
hellow newddit
>>29327418
His credit limit was raised like a week ago and he spent it all on toys.
Even using the phrase "spent it all" to refer to a credit limit increase is retarded..
>>29329466
>my mother is literally dying
>better make sure I get transformers
Chris will never, ever change, at his heart he'll always be a selfish bastard regardless of whatever autism or other mental disorders he has.
>>29329497
>colour
I thought Chris was American.
>>29329505
Chris likes to pretend he's British because Barb claims they were descended from English nobility. Chris being the absolute retard he is, takes this as the literal truth and believes people should treat him accordingly.
>>29326937
>He works as a contractor in North Carolina and is married with kids.
Prove it, I can't wait to see the family photo.
>>29329505
I write "Colour" and I'm an American
I'm autistic also so take it with a grain of salt.
SANIC SANIC SANIC
MUH BLUE ARMS
MUH SANIC
What is your guys favorite chats from him? Here is mine before he was a tranny:
21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
21:13 <%ChrisChanSonichu> That, sir is INCORRECT.
21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES
21:13 <@clydeC> OH WAIT, YOU HAVE!
21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
21:13 <@BILLY_MAYS> ZING
21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.
21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
21:14 <@clydeC> IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL
21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING
21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT
21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE
21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT
21:15 <@clydeC> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH JESUS CHRIST NO
21:16 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED
21:16 <@clydeC> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS
>>29329714
>I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
Gets me every time, still not sure why he said that, maybe he thought it would be funny.
why are trannies so obsessed with shitting themselves?
>stewing and brewing
A lot of you make fun of Chris for the choices he's made. But then I come onto this board sometimes and I notice some of you fags take a kinder light when someone comes along and claims to be a "cute" tranny. Chris is the reality in these situations, he is what is on the other side of these conversations. Keep that in mind next time, faggots.
>>29330007
Most of us are just glad we're not as bad as Chris.
>>29330007
The joke's on you, i hate all trannies.
>>29328489
> except if he'd already read into sandy hook
You didn't say "conspiracy theories that are untrue" you said that conspiracy theories are categorically never true; that you even looked into it suggests that you said something you didn't believe
>>29329497
>not allowed to change colour of sonic's arms
>are allowed to change sex
>>29330007
>tfw you will never be a cute tranny
pic related
>>29330490
Why are you saying you? If you'd like to point out where that guy said that conspiracy theories are categorically never true. Because he didn't and you're projecting.
Actually, don't bother there's no point in arguing. Can't reason with an idiot that didn't use reason to form their beliefs.
>>29330007
I haven't been mean to Chris for years. I still remember all the retarded justifications I used to make to myself over mistreating him and that everyone else made.
"He's sexist! He's racist etc I know plenty of autistic people who don't act like him it's just how he's raised!" All of it was so stupid.
Now I know that autism DOES excuse those things and worse if it's severe enough.
>>29330945
how is this possible
please fix my face
>>29309491
I can assure you he is not. This all started from the tomboy/girl? saga where people trolled him into thinking he should be more feminine or something like that. Grass is greener or on the other side. He's clearly fetishist seen from these videos
>>29309379
>>29331059
I had to go to the Netherlands to get that done
>>29315095
Most of the people who trolled him tried to help him at first. At least IRL. The internet baddies trolled him and tried to help him afterwards, saw he was beyond saving, then went back to trolling him. This has been going on for over 10 years. We've been invested in this guy for what has been close to half our lives. This autistic manchild is actually a part of us now, and as with anything, you either give up hope or tell yourself it'll get better. But it won't get better. We all know this. We're just waiting for the next big one.
>>29315618
Lmao
got that pic?
>>29329396
Yeah, this is the reason why their house is such a pigsty. Barbs compulsive buying saw no end.
Chris chan symbolizes the 4chan culture so perfectly. He grew with us, had so many fun memories and experiences and in the became a monster. He dies together with 4chan
>ywn go back to the days of old cwc
>ywn experience the starry eyed manchild with dreams of hitting it big with his sonichu franchise
>ywn have to catch up on his silly comic series anymore
>ywn get another chuckle from all his girlfriend antics
>ywn see him wear the sonichu medallion again
he looks like a mess now, his father died almost 5 years ago, and his mother's health does not look good
this shit is depressing now, i want old cwc back
>>29332203
I can't wait to see what happens next. It's like that tv show thats like tune in for next week xxxx
>>29332203
>his father died almost 5 years ago
damn, times flies.
>>29309379
I've never seen Johan's sex moves until now, was this a serious challenge towards Chris or just baiting out his autism?
>>29309491
Years ago everyone kept calling him gay and he drew porn of him fucking a girl to prove he wasn't.
>>29309683
personally I believe that if a cute enough girl walked up to Chris and wanted to have sex if he cut his hair and dressed like a man, he would do it without hesitation
Friendly reminder that CWC is the most documented person on the entire planet. Just let that sink in, more than any world leader or celebrity.
>>29332501
>mfw CWC is the only person anybody TRULY and HONESTLY knows
oh god
>>29332501
maybe the most publicly documented person in the world. def not the most privately documented person.
>>29311449
Chris doesn't have much knowledge on anything other than how to play with legos and his PS4. I doubt he would know how to source guns or how to coordinate such a thing. Besides he has a record of offences in the past so I doubt a gun store would sell him a rifle even if he could some how afford it.
>>29332501
Eventually an AI will be created that is powerful enough to read any sort of information, which includes everything on the internet. It will be able to transcribe words from pictures or audio as well as recognize all kinds of objects, drawn or photographed. These AIs will be able to advise humans on many things due to their incredible access to information.
You now realize that these AIs will all have read the entire Sonichu comic book series as well as the contents of the CWCki, including every video CWC has ever made.
CWC is truly immortal.
CWC FOR PRESIDENT I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN PLZZZZZZZ
"high functioning"
>>29308242
>TFW chris chan has fucked twice and you are still a virgin
>>29333502
phone sex with JULAY and a blowup doll don't count
Prostitutes don't really count either.
>>29333502
JUUULLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
haha i love that meme
