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2016-06-16 00:35:23
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>be me, clearly a beta with no purpose in life
>in a shared college flat
>chillin' with some dudes playing fifa on xbox
>someone knocks door
>it's pizza delivery
>I pay everything, open things and realize my peperoni pizza is fucked up
>dudes start eating, I try to call pizza shop for claiming another one totally free due to their ineptitude.
>somehow I mistake the number (using register not contacts) and call my gf
>I hung up, call the right place and agree to pay the deliver tax only
>gf texts me asking whats happening
>reply with nothing, I confused number
>she asks if I'm coming to party this night
>"yep", I haven't had sex for like one month at this moment, so this way I could fuck her after party as always
>play some fifa, peperoni arrives, now its fixed
>open some beers for relax
>typical dude brought some weed
>we relax until 2am
>everyone feels ready to go
>I can't, feel dizzy, try to get up but
>vomit all around the floor, there it goes fuckin pizza
>they tell me to rest
>now, lonely in this place, with nobody to fuck and trying not to cry
>life sucks
