>last night >get really drunk because my parents are out

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2016-06-16 00:32:47 Post No. 29308172
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 00:32:47 Post No. 29308172 [Report]

>last night
>get really drunk because my parents are out of town
>they text me and tell me they'll be back around midnight
>around 10 pm, decide to have one last big fap before they get back
>go to the living room and stream porn from my laptop onto our 52-inch flatscreen TV
>start going to town on my dick
>after shooting my load, pass out drunk on the couch with my pants still around my ankles and my cock still in my hand
>don't wake up until around 2:30
>all the lights in the house and the TV are turned off
>parents have gone to bed
>tfw they haven't mentioned it all day but I know they know I was fapping to porn on their couch

How the fuck do I handle this, /r9k/? Just pretend they never saw me?

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 00:40:24 Post No.29308336
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 00:40:24 Post No.29308336 [Report]

Bro, be rational. Your parents have known you've been fappung for years. They're probably roasting your ass 24/7 when you aren't around

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 00:43:11 Post No.29308391
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 00:43:11 Post No.29308391 [Report]

If it seems like they are being quiet around you just go "aawkwaaard" to break the tension

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:23:59 Post No.29309078
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:23:59 Post No.29309078 [Report]

>>29308336
this. literally everyone's parents know that they fap. they're not retarded dude.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:34:33 Post No.29309261
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:34:33 Post No.29309261 [Report]

Ask when they'll leave next

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:37:16 Post No.29309309
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:37:16 Post No.29309309 [Report]

>>29308336
>>29309078
It's the fact that they saw me with my dick out looking at porn that's most embarrassing to me.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:38:51 Post No.29309335
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:38:51 Post No.29309335 [Report]

Ask your mom if she liked what she saw?

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:40:44 Post No.29309370
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:40:44 Post No.29309370 [Report]

>>29308172
Pretty emberassing bro but most parents are okey with their son watching interracial porn, your dad and mom was on a swinging event after all

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:42:18 Post No.29309395
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:42:18 Post No.29309395 [Report]

>>29308391
You're literally autistic. Don't do this OP

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:43:57 Post No.29309417
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 01:43:57 Post No.29309417 [Report]

>>29309309
Okay op, reverse the situation. If you saw mom or dad passed out in a drunken stupor with their pants down and porn blasted, would you fucking laugh at the absurdity, or would you become enraged and confront them the next morning?

Trust me, you're being roasted viciously every time you exit their company