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>>29307567
FUCK MY SHIT UP
the original comment robot sucks doe
>>29307567
I actually support Trump.
>>29307567
I'm really into scat
>>29307567
Do you do anal?
>>29307567
how old are you
oregeno comentario
Make America Great Again
Original pasta
>>29307608
This lol
Alternatively
I'm voting for trump
>>29307567
I'm a Hillary supporter
can you cook tendies
>feminism was a mistake
originalio commentario
SHIT JC A BOMB
let's go train spotting
>tfw female foamers don't exist
>>29307567
>You fucking roastie whore
>>29307679
>tfw female foamers don't exist
I've got news for you fampai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ
>I have intimacy issues
>I want to die
>I have no family
>I have no friends
>I'm not good enough
Etc. Etc.
Do you like anime?
COMMENTAIRE ORIGINAL!
I'm out of money.
>>29307567
"Do you know 4chan?"
i love feminine penis
>>29307771
>>I have no family
>>I have no friends
God dammit, do they actually care?
Buy me some drugs!
I have no job.
Life feels like hell.
Nothing makes any sense.
Can you pay half?
I'm an unemployed virgin
I sucked cock once.it's true
I am always high
That's easy
"Big Black Nigger Cock"
>>29307914
best one so far imo
not just because it describes me
>>29307567
You like dog cocks?
>>29307567
I'm voting to stay
>>29307567
do you like anime?
can you support me?
employment is for cucks
mom is driving us
>>29307658
official woman card, neat?
>>29307567
Can we have sex?
>>29307771
>i never had sex
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbooooooooootttttttt
>>29307912
actually, can you pay?
>>29307732
not that kind of foamer
this kind of foamer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw
>>29307567
We'll bang ok?
I'm into feminine dicks
I fucking hate normies
beta uprising soon, stacy!
bring me tendies now
Lets raw dog it
nigger nigger chink nigger
I'm only into feet.
[immediately after meeting] can we hug later?
i want to die
>tfw not original
We can make it guys.
>>29307567
I'm five foot seven
BUILD THAT WALL TRUMP
>>29307567
Do you play minecraft?
Don't you love overwatch?
>>29307567
Do you have Myspace?
>>29308470
That'd make me wet
>>29308622
That's one in and of itself
So, do you like bronies?
>>29307567
I'm a responsible male
>>29307567
Wait, my mom's calling.
>>29307567
I am not Chad
Originalio Comintario
>>29307567
You heard of Warhammer?
>>29307567
I can't count very well
I'm not even here
>>29307608
>>29307648
>dating a none trump supporter
Better off dying alone.
>>29307567
My dick isn't big
Yes, split the bill.
Are you a virgin?
original comment
>>29307567
I've been raped before.
>>29309121
"Ooh yes, there was a movie like that game, right? Didn't see it though."
"Actually, it's a trillby".
>>29307567
Thanks for dinner, Mom.
>>29307567
I... uh... um... sorry.....
I was born male.
>>29307567
I Like Baby Rape
Like my trench coat?
>>29307567
I'm a big guythe originality rises
do you like memes?
originating comment
>>29309827
I was born female.
oregano
I AM GENGHIS KAHN
I dont see why you would want to ruin a date, especially with a beautiful women. Why do you want to ruin your date so badly? Do you want to stay a virgin forever? I don't understand this
>I listen to Metal
>I watch streams all day
>>29309996
That's a good one. You were 34 words over though.
>>29307567
I like furry porn
>>29307567
guess my r9k trip
are you a trap?
although she'd technically be ruining the date if she answered no
Lets talk parallel universes!
>>29309121
This one made me laugh, any table top should be a quick turn off
I pee in bottles.
>>29309737
underrated post senpai omg
>>29310244
My ex did that.
I'm still a virgin.
I browse 4 chan / I post on 4chan
Income under six figures
Live with my parents
Not Employed, Educated, Trained.
I like video games.
We'll split the bill?
I'm depressed and suicidal.
Politicians are selfish liars.
I don't like fighting.
I'm frugal with money.
I disagree with you.
I'm not a feminist.
American military is corrupt.
American police are corrupt.
I wouldn't rape you.
all GUARANTEED to make her vag dry up like a desert.
>>29307567
>I have special needs
>My desires are unconventional
>Desu Desu Desu Desu
>So you're into fisting?
>Git good fucking faggot
> Reeee, get out normie
>I'll have chicken tendies
>Just end it all
>Wake me up inside
>Niggers tongue my anus
>>29308192
BL2 TOO SSNC TOO
He sounded like he jizzed himself from the horn
>>29307567
You're a great friend.yfw you realize it was never a date in the first place
