I lost my virginity today to pic related.
>wake up earlier than usual, about 8:00am
>everyone is on their way out to work
>I just sit at home, a college student taking advantage of summer
>I decide to watch a movie
>haven't watched lebowski in a while, why not
>its about 10:30 now
>decide to go swimming
>put on long sleeve athletic shirt and running tights so i can skip the sun screen
>relaxing and just floating around
>I hear the voice of the annoying girl next door
>"What are you wearing, and why are you wearing it in the pool?"
>"And why are you in my back yard?"
>"I decided to sneak back here and swim with you!"
>I let out a mixed "Okay..."
>she pulls her shirt and shorts off to reveal a one piece easily two sizes too small
>her pubes were sticking out the sides, her tits oozing out the arm holes
>a very definite cameltoe stared me in the face
>she jumps in and swims
>after a few minutes she faces me and says "I can't help but notice you staring at me"
>I actually wasn't, I really didn't want to all that much
>she turns around and starts grinding her ass into my crotch
>"Do you like that? Why don't you feel it?"
>I reach down and squeeze her right cheek
>"Oh yeah...." she says
>she reaches behind her and wedges the suit inbetween her ass cheeks exposing both of them
>she continues to grind
>I hesitanty grab her hips and thrust slowly
>"Pull out your dick"
>I pull my penis out and hotdog it
>she grabs the wedged suit and pulls in aside
>"I know what you want"
>I slide my dick into her pussy and fuck her from behind
>I kind of walk her over to the steps while still kind of fucking her
>she rolls over and sits on the steps
>she leans back and spreads her legs
>I stick my dick back in
>I fuck her for a few minutes and pull out
>I cum on her stomach
>the first couple shots got up to her tits
>she stood up and reudjusted her swimsuit so it fit normally again
>she rinsed the jizz off her and got out
>she grabbed her towel, turn around and winked at me
>she leaves
>>29307256
B-but fucking in water is basically impossible...
>>29307312
The pool's really shallow
None of it was really under water
>>29307256
Fake and gayRoblox
Well...
Ok
Good for you I guess
Good fucking fantasy, robot
>>29307359
>fantasy
She's nasty m8
well done, I suppose.
>>29307256
>after a few minutes she faces me and says "I can't help but notice you staring at me"
>I actually wasn't, I really didn't want to all that much
lol'd
>>29307381
Thanks
I'm not really proud of myself. I probably won't tell anyone.
>>29307256
good for you OP
bots can make itInb4 this was a trap for a whole rape case to be filed on OPbut then again I am always on my gaurd for that because of today's society...SJW
pic not related... well maybe for what's in my spolier
>>29307256
One of the more fake stories I have ever read.
>>29307652
If you say so.
She's always been pretty loose with her sexuality.
When I was seven she brought me over to her house to let me touch her vagina. She has a brother my age, she used to come into his bed room and get naked in front of us all the time.
gr8 fake m8
I r8 it fake/fake
>>29307256
How old are you OP? Looks like tiny eye checks out. He's not lying.
>>29307820
Nineteen
She's twentyone
I'm I still young enough to cry statutory rape? She's kind of gross and I kind of regret it. (Just a little though)
>>29307876
post a pic of her face or describe her
>>29307256
Was she ugly? How old was she?
>>29307903
read the fucking thread you post in before you post
>>29307876
What was gross about her?
>>29307586
Wait so was she an escort or something
>>29307935
She's fat, and not really pretty.
Seriously like a 3/10
Was her ass nice?
>>29307976
She doesn't look that bad judging by the pic. What did her face look like?
>>29307976
She's a tad chubby from your pic related, not fat. Post face.
>>29307876
Don't worry OP, most people loose their virginity in less than ideal ways. I would use her for practice tho if you can stand it
Once you have the jizst of it down (kekadoodedoo) then go for hotter girls. I recommend latinas and asians. They are the hottest. If they're more attractive and/or you know their history then you can rawdog them if you want. If its a random whore use a condom.
Just keep it movin. You'll fuck hotter girls
>>29308063
Jiggly but not great form.
Easily the best part though
She saved you. You won't realize it until many years later though.
Speaking as a wizard who lost virginity at 32. I would have been normal if I somehow had sex as a teenager.
>>29308150
Don't use your virginity as a scapegoat
>>29308102
>>29308085
agree with these anons, we need face
>>29308150
so much this >>29308190 also you're not a wizard any more, also you're not a wizard only by being virgin, also greentext how it happened
>>29308150
>Also requesting a greentext on the de-robing of this wizard
>>29308403
Deflowering. It's deflowering
>>29307256
it's fake and gay, but it's a funny story.
as we all know, everyone having a pool has some horny girl next door (TM) willing to trespass while wearing a tiny suit and ready to fuck everywhere while noone notices.
>>29308102
The picture doesn't really do her weight justice, but it's the only recent body shot I could find
>>29308700
>everyone having a pool has some horny girl next door
it is a known fact. you don't have to believe it. go back to somalia.
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OP settles and compromises for an uggo.
Truly, a mark of a peasant.
>>29308778
nah it's ok, i myself lost a virginity once, wasn't that bad
>>29308867
>nah it's ok, i myself lost a virginity once, wasn't that bad
But it wasn't special. You just wasted it on a mediocre experience on someone without any semblance of attachment or romance.
>>29308895
ya. next time i decide to lose it i'll get an elite whore to act romance and also get some grade A coke and champagne. that should be more special.
>>29308895
Only omega males believe that losing virginity is special.
>>29308994
>>29308998
I'm not saying you need a 10/10 perfect gf with a flawless body , personality and background.
But at least do it with someone that you have a meaningful relationship with and not treat losing your virginity asap as a chore.
>>29307256
stop watching so much porn bro
>>29309107
i did it once already, i'll do it again, we will see me
>>29309154
Yeah, I do watch too much porn.
I don't know what that has to do with anything though.
>>29309176
your creativity
>>29309168
k.
Best of luck anon.
At least have some meaningful standards for yourself and not walk on the normie path of casual relationships.
So this is basically a thread about a dude who is subtly bragging he had sex to a board full of lonely outcasts.
>inb4 playing it off as regret
whatever you say anon.
>>29309107
>But at least do it with someone that you have a meaningful relationship with and not treat losing your virginity asap as a chore.
No, that's what actual girlfriend are for. Men lose it and hone their skills with practice girls and then move up to healthy relationships.
