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Do /r9k/ wishes something?
l wish I was never born.
Yeah, I wish to not fail the verbal exam I have tomorrow. Grant it please.
>>29307078
I wish to be healthy. I can fix the rest.
>>29307078
I wish for sudden, painless death.
>>29307078
I want a girlfriend who will eventually love and marry me and mother at least 3 of my children.
>>29307298
A girlfriend won't fix you anon.
>>29307078
I wish the entire universe exploded this very instant
>>29307078
i wish I could pet a cat so hard it would love me like a girlfriend
>>29307078
I wish to be able to know if all of the people who have abandoned me in life are doing okay.
I wish to be reborn into the time and space my waifu was born into, with my knowledge of events that will occur in that world intact.
I wish AI would become so advanced it would either save or destroy humanity.
>>29307078
I wish I win my ebay bid.
I've already got most things I want.
If dubs then I instead wish that everyone here has a happy day.
If trips I wish to BECOME the wish box.
i wish i could go 10 years back in time
I wish for the perfect robot job and to be financially secure.
I just want to be able to live in peace without worrying about someone kicking me out. Please.
>>29307078
I wish for a meaningful, purposeful, contented existence. Failing that, the independence and will to do whatever I choose in this brief time I have.
>>29307078
Are you a fucking retard??
>Do r9k wishes something
Can I wish for infinity cigarettes?
I wish I could start over at age 3 with all my memories and thoughts that I have now.
>>29307559
What do you consider the perfect robot job?
>>29307604
Video game tester, obviously.
>>29307575
I wish for more positive interactions between robots.
>>29307418
yfw your wish has been granted.
>>29307078
i wish to win the lottery this week, minimum 100 million dollars after taxes
chop-chop, get to it, my wish slave.
>>29307078
I wish for anime to become real
>>29307604
I don't know. That's why I said "the perfect robot job", if I knew, I would have put it instead.
>>29307639
Me too man, me too.
Sayonara
>>29307078
I wish someone would listen to and like and buy my album. it's free. I worked really hard on it, and nobody really cared or has even listened to it. I have about 60 listens on my songs right now, which is pathetic. I feel pathetic. what's the point.
http://brotherbarett.bandcamp.com/releases
>>29307774
I'm listening now friend.
I wish for all the anons' wishes here to not come true
>>29307078
I wish I was happy.
This life is pretty tolling
To not be a pedophile and to not have massive social/general anxiety.
These two things are crippling my life.
>>29307774
I'm listening now. Sounding really nice so far. I'd love to send some money your way, but I don't have a credit card. Just now somewhere an anon is enjoying your work.
>>29307829
I wish someone could stop you.
>>29307774
Hey, that's good.
>>29307836
Are you on a sex offender's list?
>>29307774
Pretty good, better than most the stuff than comes on the radio anyways
>>29307823
That means a lot, man. I put my heart into it, and other than the shitty minimum wage job I'm working to pay through school, it'll be my only way to make money, as all my cash goes to rent and school.
>>29307863
Honestly I don't really need money. I manage to make ends meet by working full time, so I'm not starving, I just actually want to know that people are listening to and enjoying my work. Pretty much most of the songs are thinly veiled cries for help about suicide/depression and being a robot, so i'm glad I can finally share with people who might understand.
>>29307888
thank you, trips god, I actually really appreciate it.
>>29307836
Finding young girls pretty is okay but if you focus your attention on adult women you'll have less and less sexual thoughts about underage girls.
>>29307918
I get paid this weekend, I'll buy you a beer at least.
I really wish someone would pay for my tranny surgeries
I just wanna look like a normal girl.. please
>>29307918
Man I really like it. I don't have much time right now but I bookmarked your stuff and will definitely listen more thoroughly tomorrow. I know life isn't fair and most of us got fucked pretty good, but please take some solace in the fact that you created something of worth. Not many people have the guts to put themselves out there like that and for that I commend you. Godspeed my friend.
>>29307954
you're a blessed soul, anon. I can't remember the last time I had a beer, to be honest, though i'm in bars nearly 4 times a week playing and singing to very small audiences. I never make any money off of it, though, so like I said, never get myself some beers.
Being a musician is tough, especially one who ties his success to his mood and will to live.
>>29307991
Thank you. It doesn't seem like it should make a difference, but that does make a difference. When you put art out there and nobody notices or cares, it kinda feels like you put your soul out there and people just drive over it, pushing it further and further into the ground, you know?
>>29307078
I want a girlfriend who loves me, every time I get close to a woman my motivation sparks up but it dies once I realize or am told there is no chance of anything happening.
If that isn't possible then I wish for people like this guy >>29307326 to die a horrible death.
>>29308077
god I know that feel anon. I'm sorry.
>>29307604
Probably night watch or something, though that might just be a meme
Being on a support team can apparently be really cozy if you have the technical talent to handle the occasional call
>>29307906
No.. why would I? Not all pedos are out to molest kids, dude..
>>29307920
I dont know man. I went to a strip club last friday and it just didnt do anything for me. I had tits on my face and everything but no boners.
I'm fucked.
>>29308132
I worked servicedesk for 2 years and had a blast. Just chilling out, watching youtube or whatever between calls. Comfiest job ever, I miss it.
Of course, this depends on the company.
I wish that I will meet a cute girl that likes me for who I really am and shares my fetish.
>>29307078
I wished everyone on /r9k/ could find happiness
>>29307774
Anon, your wish has come true, have some money.
>>29308175
What's your fetish?
Obviously this was not an original comment.
i wish for a lot of people to die slow and full of pain
>>29308228
Well it's actually not a fetish, it's a philia. Zoophilia.
>>29308018
It hurts to be ignored, but you did something admirable and you will for sure reach some people, somewhere. I will share your stuff with the few friends I have, I really wish you the best.
Maybe I'll try my hand at some robot-music too, it's something I've always wanted to do.
>>29307078
I wish to get better so I can live my life while I'm still young. I want to continue with confidence... not struck down by inconveniences like this
>>29308223
Oh my god, anon. I know it might seem like a small amount to you, but to me that just saved my ass for this month. I really apreciate that, man. Like, seriously. It makes a world of difference to me, especially right now.
I wish I found a reason to keep trying instead of just giving up.
>>29308091
Did you find someone?
>>29308341
I've found someone, yeah. You'll make it. Honestly just having someone to love you makes everything feel a lot better in the world. My girlfriend even goes along with my weird fetishes, like letting me suck her fat tits while she jerks me and rubs my hair, or sticking her finger up my butt and sucking me off. She's weird, too, so I don't feel so bad about myself, becuase she's as psychologically fucked as i am.
>>29308287
NP :^)originago originalo porridge
>>29308606
I'm happy for you, never let her go.I'm not gonna make it but knowing someone out there did makes me feel slightly better.
>>29307078
I wish to be the ultimate chad so I can get to fuck low self esteem girls and be their first just so I can ruin the cuck that comes after me, and also ruin her since I'm going to abuse her real bad, and since I'm the ultimate chad I will get away with it
Just taking revenge on the world
>>29307604
warehouse is legit robot tier, don't let the manual labor ruse you, inside its all robot men
>>29307078
i wish you could speak english without sounding like a fucking moron
I wish I had a non-shitty stand.
I wish i had my old minecraft world back
>inb4 minecraft is for 9 year olds
maybe now it is. but it used to be fun.
I let my brother use my computer a month ago to check his email for a job thing, he ends up somehow making the computer fall on its side breaking the hard drive.
Some context:
It was my first world. I never made another one
I made it when the game first came out. Played on this one world for years, built so many things.
Shit sucks
I wish my ex was nice to me and hadn't made me think he'd be ok if I got pregnant. I almost wish I hadn't dated him.
I wish I could be normal and ok and accepted, or just die.
