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2016-06-15 21:03:03 Post No. 29304224
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2016-06-15 21:03:03
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Have any of you guys ever had to purchase gifts for another person at the last minute?
It is my step mothers birthday on Sunday. I didn't realise until just now and I need to buy her something. Or make her something, or whatever. If I don't my dad will be furious, he hates me for being a lazy NEET living in her house and only paying rent from my online poker winnings (I am actually a camwhore haha but tell him this, daddies little girl can't be a whore)
I know very little about my step mother other than the fact she is fat. But she is nice so I want to make her something personalised
Anyway, so far I have the following gift ideas-
5 cleaned out tubs of Mayo. She loves Mayo. I was going to label the Mayo jars with funny names like 'Hellmanns rent from your step daughter' and leave them empty, because I pay so little rent. I was then going to put the Mayo in the fridge so she can eat it.
A set of plain paper plates with drawings on. She needs new plates and loves to eat, so I could personalise them.
A new bin for all her chocolate wrappers and stuff. I was going to decorate it by glueing over lots of copies of my resume because that is where employers throw them and she always pesters me to get a job haha.
Do you think these are good ideas?
