How long can you look at this pic without getting a boner?
>>29304213
Literally my whole life because I have no dick.
*or vomiting
>braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaararararap
Dude, that fucking gross.
>plop
OH FU-
7 seconds
If that's you op add me on kik: soup077
indefinitely
blox
>>29304236
same desu. Also question: What is up with the maid fetish? Why do people find this alluring?
Just looking at a picture doesnt do it for me. I need to imagine how the scenario plays out.
I think that the real challenge is in not vomiting all over the place.
Forever.
I'm not into cocks.
Dick bigger than mine.
Kill me.
>>29304213
Its funny how you can see exactly where the pucci is supposed to be, but it's sealed up
>>29304213
about 20 seconds
tfw no trap bf
>>29304268
It's a submissive female stereotype. Most men like that sort of thing.
>>29304300
I know right? A sign of a nice, chubby ass. Would jam it in.
forever
>you'll never be cute
too depressing desu
I got like a half-chub after 10 seconds, but i just fapped a few hours ago
literal perfection
Isn't this guy some finnish tripfag from Ylilauta? Wasn't he somehow affiliated with this guy?
>>29304259
Its not OP, I've seen this picture before
>>29304213
I hate my cock. I wish I was a girl. I don't get boners from seeing other feminine boys that also wish they were girls on the internet.
I only feel sadness and pity towards them.
>>29304213
~5 seconds
>tfw no maid boy to service my cock
>>29304268
Submission
About 10 seconds against my will
I was trying not to :(
few seconds
not even gay
>>29304213
10 seconds senpai
>tfw i'll always be alone
I ended up staring at the monitor for an entire minute and cant figure out what that fag is watching.
>>29304213
I would fuck him till he loves me.
>>29305729
i believe its lain
>>29304236
>>29304268
>I have no dick
>>29305729
it looks like the parasyte part where he goes in to the abandoned building and Kana dies but super saturated
Indefinately.
I'm so fucking tired of fags posting dicks on the front page.
I went from accepting of homosexuality to literally not even caring if gays start getting executed gayposters are that annoying.
>panties should be over the garter, not under
fucking weebs i swear
>>29304213
The better question is, how long can I look at this without feeling like kicking him in the nuts.
>>29305842
I learned how to wear it properly from anime actually. I forgot which one but the girl teached you that stuff.
Same thing in a doujin.
>Put garterbelt on and leave the clamps alone.
>Put the stockings on.
>Clamp them up.
>Put panties over.
I also learned how to paint nails properly and epilate.
I hope I don't sound like a fruit I'm a dude's dude.
>>29304213
>he can still get hard from a picture
why are the chubby boys always the cutest
>>29304213
How does one get their ass so cleanly shaven? asking for a friend.
>>29305937
nah my dude you're all good, nothing wrong with knowing how to properly put on and wear lingerie
>>29304213
Forever because I am not a fucking piece of shit faggot abomination.
Original comment fucking ban me I dont give a shit.
My anus dialates... IDK I'd get a boner if I hadn't fallen an hour ago
>>29306070
I meant Fapped* Fapped (to Gape)
>>29304236
First post best post.
I could look at this submissive trap comically feminine shit my whole entire fucking life and all I'd achieve is a strong desire for a swift karate chop to my neck.
>>29305790
Aren't we all? Most of the oldfags are so fucking tired of all the faggots self-posting and blog-posting all the fucking time. They're one of the most attention thirsty group of people on Earth and they just can't stop themselves from shitting up every single nice thing with their bullshit.
I MEAN, YOU IDIOT ARE FUCKING ACCEPTED ALREADY, YOU CAN FUCKING MOVE ON AND GET A JOB NOW. Promise no one will look at you funny because they suspect you're gay or some shit. Or did you seriously want freedom and LGBT rights so you could freely self-post your boipucci?
>>29306398
>YOU IDIOT ARE FUCKING ACCEPTED ALREADY, YOU CAN FUCKING MOVE ON AND GET A JOB NOW
dittarooni
>>29304236
This isn't a thread for cheaters
>>29306398
Can't be too vigilant when it's almost time for Hillary Ramadan Clinton to step on her throne.