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>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
>he wears turtlenecks
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
>he doesn't like the rain
>he streams his porn
>he likes cats over dogs
>he wears the problem glasses
>he has a tumblr account
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
>he wears suits with sneakers
>he wears blazers with t-shirts
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
>>29304200
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
>subtle
hahahaha
>multi monitor setup
fuck i use dual monitors. TIME TO DISASSEMBLE
Real sign of a beta: he posts shit like this
>tfw your favourite movie has 17% on rotten tomatoes
>>29304200
Bitch, you are posting on fucking /r9k/ on fucking 4chan, how can you possibly make any value judgements on anyone
>>29304251
This. And also responding to any bullet points as if this list matters at all.
>>29304200
Things that apply to me:
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
The multi-monitor setup has definitely increased my productivity when it comes to school. I really wouldn't go back.
Twitch is pretty much the biggest waste of time imaginable though. I watch because it's become a habit ingrained from high school when I did nothing but play/participate in Dark Souls streams. Almost everything on the planet feels like less of a time waste.
Also, you forgot:
>he posts on 4chan
>>29304200
If you could draw like I can you'd have a tumblr too bitch. Shut your whore mouth
>he feels the Bern
>he's with her
>>29304200
I kinda feel like this is really about one person.
ones that apply to me:
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
>he wears turtlenecks
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
>he streams his porn
>he likes cats over dogs
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
OP confirmed for beta boyhair
sick of boyhairs trying to spread this idea that hair loss is associated with "numales"
fact is, the most masculine men have the least hair because testosterone contributes to baldness
and there is nothing wrong with having an interest in mythology, maybe you liberals consider it "reactionary"
>he donates to patreon
>ie he is a manchild bad with money
>>29304200
i have none of that signs but im still a beta (but not a cuck!!)
>>29304200
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
I'm not a cuck, am I?
>>29304253
Sir Billi?
>he uses terms "cuck" and "beta" unironically
>>29304748
League of extraordinary gentlemen
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
>he streams his porn
>he has a tumblr account
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
Jokes on you, I already knew I was beta.
>>29304200
>i am literally none of these things
Feels good, even if it is just a meme
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
Yeah! Anyone who needs more than one monitor for work is a cuck!
Other than the first one the other signs are real
>>29304810
honestly that kid is making it work
just needs to switch out the fedora for a classic style baseball cap
>>29304200
I can somewhat agree on others but
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
What's wrong with it?
>problem glasses
b-but they're the only ones fit my face, don't wanna fork bucks for contacts all the time
>>29304479
thats funny, because when i read "contributes to baldness" some things besides testosterone come to mind, for example eating like shit, depression, and smoking.
>>29304479
>alpha pattern baldness
holy keke
>>29304479
Pretty insecure about that male pattern baldness, huh fagoid?
>>29304200
>this nigga actually defending crossing your legs
lmao you either have ridiculously tiny balls or legs, both of which are equally beta
>>29304829
lol fag, why would anyone need more than one monitor? All computers are good for is blackboard and facebook.
Ohhh, you must be a "computer gamer".
>>29304200
I'm with you on everytthing save the last part about mythology and the history expert part. If you're not a total sperglord about it and realize there's no right or wrong to it, it simply is, and there's no way we can ever get the full story, then I won't fault armchair historians.
Stuff like cats over dogs, donating to e-whores, beardy cuck "manliness" shit, yeah you nailed this generation's "men" perfectly.
>>29304200
>>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
i understand your point, and i agree, but what's wrong with mimicking manliness if you're not naturally born with it? at least you're TRYING to rise above your betaness
> someone took the time out of their day to write this
>>29304962
A lack of reading comprehension is the biggest beta tell ever.
>>29304200
Whats the difference between male and nu-male character wise?
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
I will fight you, m8. I will never go back to one monitor. I like having YouTube/Game monitor and a 4chan shitposting monitor.
>>29304969
>All computers are good for is blackboard and facebook.
top kek, yes computers are truly useless I wonder who runs this website youre posting on probably stack of iPhones
>>29304200
2/20
or 3/20 if with "streaming porn" you mean somebody is watching porn via stream.
>>29304200
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
Nope
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
Nope
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
Yes to some of this
>he wears turtlenecks
Nope
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
Nope
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
Nope
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
Nope
>he doesn't like the rain
I fucking love the rain.
>he streams his porn
Yes
>he likes cats over dogs
Rather have no pets, but dogs are preferable
>he wears the problem glasses
I wear semi rimmed glasses
>he has a tumblr account
Nope
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
Nope
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
Nope
>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
I cross my legs all of the time, I don't give a fuck.
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
Not through text but I have done it through skype to girls
>he wears suits with sneakers
Lol no
>he wears blazers with t-shirts
Nope
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
I don't know?
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
Nope.
>>29304200
>>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
I don't get this one. What do you say when you laugh at joke?
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
What about Sumerian mythology as well? Hell, even the Torah is interesting.
>>29304200
I got 0/20 I feel unworthy of 4chan.
>doesn't eat/like vegetables
this was always the most common thing whenever i ran across a raging faggot
>>29305067
>posts the thing which killed /v/ for good
upvoted dear sir!
>>29305094
You are suppose to say "jajajajajaja".:^)
>>29304200
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
Literally nothing wrong with this
>>29304995
I think he means things like bears and tattoos. The problem is that they don't change the core aspect of your personality and you just look like a sheep in a wolf costume.
>>29304200
>makes 'beta cuck' checklists
Dead giveaway
I believe in the JUST-World fallacy, am I a beta cuck?
>>29304200
>If I make a thread calling out people with multi-monitor PC setup who are common on a laotion tea farming cooperative semi monthly newsletter then maybe I'll get attention!
You're less than 13 year old girls on Facebook.
>>29304887
smoking and eating red meat is manly
depression is a consequence of living a hard life - in other words, living the life of a man
>>29305220
>depression is a consequence of living a hard life - in other words, living the life of a man
No anon, it's manly to get out of your depressive state. Remaining depressed is beta.
>>29304200
Is this a bait post?
90% of your quotes are what beta cucks hate/can't do.
Please fuck off, projecting lies won't change the fact that you're the actual cuck.
>>29304200
Wrong, here is the true sign of a beta:
>he gives a shit what anyone thinks about him
That's it. If you're not doing what you want, when you want, you're an idiot and a beta cuck.
>>29305245
most men remain depressed because other men & women make them feel as if their feelings are beta & unmanly, leading them to internalize their feelings and consequently making their depression 10x worse.
depression hurts men so much more than it hurts women, and most people don't realize this just because men aren't expected to be open with their feelings. and if they are, they're called beta.
so it's a catch 22. rising out of your depression IS manly, but the only way to do that is be upfront with your feelings, which isn't considered manly. i mean, nevertheless, i agree with you, but still.
>>29304887
Male baldness is partially caused by a chemical called DHT. The T in that acronym stands for Testosterone.
>>29304200
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
If you have less than one monitor you're either a casual tech user or very poor. Literally just superior PC usage.
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
Pretty sure this is a contradiction, how did you even write these two right next to each other?
>he doesn't like the rain
It makes doing everything slightly more annoying. Why wouldn't a person dislike rain?
>he has a tumblr account
Tumblr is great for porn
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
Not true, you can increase testosterone levels by performing certain actions
>>29305313
No man, a real man would abuse stimulants to get out of depression.
Smoking cigarettes cured me of my depression. I'm not going to tell people I am depressed. Fuck that.
>>29305324
rain is great & tumblr sucks for porn. try again
>>29305359
>Becoming wet and uncomfortable when you don't want to be is great
>I don't enjoy customized patrician content from a handful of carefully selected overly specific fetish blogs
Try again faggot
downloading porn is pretty beta
>>29304200
I don't see how having an interest in mythology is a beta-cuck thing. Is it because you're a "cuck" if you're a Christian and interested in ancient religion?
>he likes cats over dogs
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Shit, guess my wife has to cuck me now. Fucking r9k lists.
>>29305402
>Becoming wet and uncomfortable when you don't want to be is great
Complaining like a bitch makes you alpha?
>I don't enjoy customized patrician content from a handful of carefully selected overly specific fetish blogs
That doesn't mean anything, use imagefap you faggot.
>>29304200
Shit nigga I passed brilliantly on your test.
If only you said doesn't have a job.
Then you would have catched me.
Take that scrub.
>>29304200
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
check. I am a programmer and trader.
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
nope
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
semi-check. I hate ignorant fucks who claims USA won the vietnam war or brought WW1 and WW2 to the end.
>he wears turtlenecks
nope
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
no clue, sry.
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
nope, I am a failure
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
If you wanna fuck chicks you have to be trendy. No girls will say "he is weird/creepy , I like it."
>he doesn't like the rain
this is bs
>he streams his porn
gheeee, you have issues.
>he likes cats over dogs
caring about pets and animals, you hopeless piece of shit. And by the way cat taste better than dog.
>he wears the problem glasses
be trendy.
>he has a tumblr account
who cares.
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
I like to act.
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
who cares, lol.
>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
who cares, lol.
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
haha, this is stupid
>he wears suits with sneakers
legit trend back in the nineties.
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
caring about ratings.
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
do you mean skyrim?
feels good to be 36.
>>29305452
>Complaining like a bitch makes you alpha?
Liking rain doesn't make you alpha, it's mildly pleasant at most and uncomfortable and debilitating at worst. Nothing to do with masculinity.
>That doesn't mean anything, use imagefap you faggot.
Most of that site's content is terrible and it's design is archaic. Tumblr provides a better platform to gather and share specific content and a lot of people actually post their stuff on imagefap too.
>>29304200
>mfw I know a ton about Greek mythology, got the best grade at uni at a mythology class
>mfw nobody knows it and I never talk about it to anyone.
Please Rhadamanthus accept me in the Elysian fields
>>29305536
>archaic
What are you doing here then?
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
>he wears turtlenecks
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
>he doesn't like the rain
>he has a tumblr account
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
I know a guy exactly like this. Literally all of these.
>>29304200
Nice, pretty much none of these apply to me. The only ones of some concern are:
>he doesn't like the rain
I like it in the summer but not fall or winter. In those months it's just depressing.
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
This one is just contrarian bullshit. I don't even know what my absolute favourite movie is, but whatever it is, I'm sure it's above 50%.
>>29304200
>>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
Betacucks actually hate this and prefer Macs or expensive ultrabooks.
>>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
Depends on streamer.
>>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
True.
>>he wears turtlenecks
Betacucks judge people based on fashion.
>>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
True.
>>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
True.
>>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
True.
>>he doesn't like the rain
Disliking rain is a fair preference.
>>he streams his porn
You're just trying to justify you're pathetic porn habbit.
>>he likes cats over dogs
True, but cats = dogs.
>>he wears the problem glasses
Betacucks judge people based on fashion.
>>he has a tumblr account
True.
>>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
I have no idea, but this just sounds like a projection of insecurity.
>>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
Depends on the convention. Comic Con, yes. Pax Prime, no.
>>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
Isn't that image supposed to be of a guy crossing his legs?
>>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
What kind of autist are you. Or are you actually a betacuck yourself trying to push "lol", or any variation.
>>he wears suits with sneakers
Betacucks judge people based on fashion.
>>he wears blazers with t-shirts
Betacucks judge people based on fashion.
>>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
You sound like a capeshitter as well. Another popular betacuck interest.
>>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
Something a betacuck would hate, because of >muh progressiveness
Good job at making a thinly veiled betacuck thread.
>>29304200
Very accurate, and nice dubs, but you forget the orbiting. You can't be a beta without literally giving to a girl for no apparent fucking reason just because she looked at you nicely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3YnoYKx2YI
Here's a nice video on it.
>>29305622
One of his "friends". Massive faggot. Fits most of OPs description.
He tried to make a deal with a big time meth dealer once. Him and his identical twin brother paid this guy to teach them how to cook meth (thousands of dollars) and the guy fucked off with the money and there was nothing they could do about it.
>>29305673
forgot the picture...
bloccssxx
>>29305673
>>29305689
>>29305622
I was surfing the web one day and found out his twin bro is actually a cross dressing faggot. I confronted him about it and he never out right denied it and just acted like a fucking fag.
>>29304200
OP, you're forgetting
>uses facebook for more than simply quick contacting and arrangements
>spends more than 10 minutes on facebook daily
>constantly posts statuses of what he's doing like he's a girl
>posts selfies on facebook, instagram and twitter
>has a twitter at all
I'd say
>having facebook
But these days unfortunately it's like not having a phone number.
>>29304378
>he's voting for his power fantasy
>>29305700
>uses facebook for more than simply quick contacting and arrangements
>spends more than 10 minutes on facebook daily
>constantly posts statuses of what he's doing like he's a girl
>posts selfies on facebook, instagram and twitter
>has a twitter at all
LITERALLY all of these for >>29305622
The ultimate sign of being a beta:
>Caring about whether people classify you under arbitrary words like "beta" or "alpha"
>>29305717
FUCK wrong pic
bloccxss
>>29304200
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
Sorry I'm rich and my job pretty much requires me to.
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
No issue here
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
Same
>he wears turtlenecks
Same
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
Case-by-case, if you're dumb, you better be damn sure that something will bite you in the ass eventually if you do shit.
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
No issue
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
Same
>he doesn't like the rain
Sorry I'm not a depressed autist. Also, long hair, gets dirty in the rain, still doesn't make me any less alpha, deal w/ it
>he streams his porn
Sorry I like commodity and don't use up my hdd with porn when I only really need it one a week.
>he likes cats over dogs
No issue
>he wears the problem glasses
Same
>he has a tumblr account
*active account
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
"Fake it till you make it" actually works, literally made me half chad in a few months. Deal w/ it.
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
No issue here
>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
Same
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
*unironically typed
>he wears suits with sneakers
If it's jeans you're fine.
>he wears blazers with t-shirts
Only if they are too big for him. Stop letting your mom boy your clothes.
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Sorry I have good tastes.
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
Sorry I like being cultured.
>>29304200
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
I don't really get this one. I don't consider myself too many, but how is Snatch a non manly movie?
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
I disagree. It may be a bit nerdy, but I don't see how it's unmanly.
>he doesn't like the rain
Rain is often just inconvenient man.
Other than those, I more or less agree. Also, the dogs vs cats one is meh, cats are just easier to maintain and whatnot.
>>29305732
>>29305717
>>29305622
>>29305673
>>29305689
>>29305698
please laugh with me
posted pic related years ago.
>>29304787
Holy shit anon I haven't seen that movie since forever, used to be my favourite as a kid. Thanks bro!
>>29305717
If he's using facebook so often then he's probably also orbiting a girl or several of them and trying to get noticed. I know several guys who never used facebook in their life before but got betaized immediately after getting oneitis and being on it constantly. It's one of those red flags of oneitis. There's absolutely no reason for a man to use Facebook or social media related to it if it isn't quick arrangements. Same reason why you're not going to be talking on the phone for hours on end, because actual men prefer face-to-face conversations.
>>29305817
He's orbiting a qt girl pretty hard at the moment.
He's been orbiting her for a few years now.
He asked her to be his GF and she literally cucked him lol. He's LITERALLY sharing her with other dudes.
This is the power of the nu male. They are whore enablers.
>>29305324
>If you have less than one monitor you're either a casual tech user or very poor. Literally just superior PC usage.
Actually having two monitors is a case of being a poorfag. Someone who isn't poor, such as myself, is going to have a laptop or two lying around when I need to pull double-duty.
>>29305872
Here's two more of his little faggot friends.
I personally had the pleasure of beating the shit out of the one on the left.
He's still scared of me but denies it. It's cute watching that little turd struggle.
>>29305872
Such is nu-male life. I know a girl who has like dozens of orbiter nu-males that are literally at her every whim. I swear she has an orbiter to do her work for every single college course she takes too. Women these days must be living like queens, even 7/10 ones like the one in your picture.
>>29304251
>>29304281
>beta cucks this mad that they've been outed
>>29305958
>>29305914
>>29305872
Fucking hell, is this really normal in US? I'm from a slav country and this sounds like science fiction to me. I always just assume all these "nu-males" and whatnot are just memefied overexaggerating.
>>29304200
He votes democrat or green
>>29305958
it's fair bullshit. i mean, women are doing what most of us would do if we were in that same position, be massive cuntish whores because we know we can get away with it and are a privileged class of humans (white women especially), but what really gets me is how they try to say how oppressed they are, when in fact, they are easily the most privileged class of humans to ever exist through out all of history.
its like some rich person telling the homeless man in the streets he needs to check his privilege or something.
>>29305989
I live in Australia and no, it's not exaggerated. You're welcome to come visit and stay for a year.
>>29304200
>>he streams his porn
How is this beta? It would be beta to actually save your porn. What kinda alpha actually bothers about saving porn, just remember the name of the porn star.
>>29304479
I never mentioned anything about baldness, you insecure little cueball. Although I do agree that some guys like Statham make it work really well.
>>29306032
If that is true, I'd rather not.
>>29304200
My friend meets like 4-6 of these, yet has a gf
I meet maybe 1 and I've never had a gf at 21 years old.
Either some flip-flop shit is gonna happen to my friends or OP is full of shit
>>29305989
I take it you haven't went to a college campus lately? They're literally breeding grounds for behavior like this. Eastern Europe isn't excluded from this, either. It might be normal for like 80% of the country but just visit the college campus in your country's capital and tell me otherwise.
>>29306007
Nice digits.
>>29306014
I know, right? Worse is when they act all worried and shit, like they have actually anything to be worried about.
>>29304479
You can have high test all your life and still never go bald, or at least not as much as most men. It depends on your genetics.
My grandpa is a northern Cypriot Arab with some egyptiannigger genes, he still has most of his hair at 78 years old.
>>29306102
Mate, I am a college student, I know what it's like, but here, those numales you guys talk about are really a minority, like maybe 25% of men max.
>watching twitch is the same as actually giving those fucktards money
yeah ok faggot
>>29305909
so my single monitor usage is a case being ultra-poorfag, that's great
>>29306082
kek. poor slavbro. dont bother, aussie women are like a hybrid of degenerate brit/anglo women and amerishit women.
>>29306102
We do have alot of metalheads, punks, guys with dreadlocs and whatnot, those aren't really manly in my book either.
>>29304200
DELETE THIS THREAD NOW!! ! REEEEEEE
>>29305004
A male is, while a nu-male tries to be.
>>29306091
If your friend is anything like what is described in OP, then she isn't his gf, he's most likely a beta orbiter that is just having his turn with her. He is also most definitely, certainly, getting cucked. I have no gf either but remember >tfw no gf is not as bad as >tfw cucked or >tfw friendzoned. At least you're straight with yourself.
>>29306141
twitch is fucking cancer. kill yourself, underage beta male.
i bet you play dota, or worse, LoL.
>>29305094
Because this is what you sound like haha
>>29306161
thiiiiiiiiis
>>29305958
>>29305872
>>29305817
>>29305622
bloxoxlboxox
>>29304200
Turtlenecks are not for betas. They are for the opulent.
>>29306153
Still not as bad as nu-males. I find that a lot of the people you listed aren't very likely to go and orbit women and provide for them. The essence of a beta cuck is trying to fit in with women's society.
>>29306145
Our women are pretty good looking, but they're as bitchy as any of them. In addition, they also suffer inferiority complex and try to act as "western" as possible, which makes me sometimes feel they're even worse than actual western women.
I honestly laugh every time I see someone say "oh how I'd like a conservative eastern european gf". Poor guys don't even know situation here is as shitty as anywhere else. Only chance of finding a decent, "traditional" woman here is in villages, and nobody wants to live there. Also, they are religious fanatics.
>>29306221
bretty much dis
>>29306203
>>29306161
>mfw a black hole roastie whore tries to suck me into her gravity well
not gonna work on me, bitch
>>29306218
Yeah nah, most guys I know would be considered chauvinist by western woman. But I do think it's just a matter of time if situation is as bad as it sounds. Doesn't really matter though, if anyone gets pussified by a woman (or society for that matter), he wasn't really much of a man to begin with.
>>29306221
Yeah slav/eastern women are far from conservatives. They don't try to act like any western women either. They try to act like western celebrities which, as you said, makes them far worse and a lot more vapid.
>favorite movie (metropolis) has a 99% on rotten tomatoes
>casually interested in mythology
>>29306265
I'm tempted to make a devilish orbiter thread because i've had a lot of experiences where I orbited women and ended up getting money and other shit from them instead. Feels good man.
>>29306161
No. She is legit his gf. Was looking some shit up on his comp and she had sent him a letter saying how she was so lucky to have him in her life. How he should always remember how great of a human being he is. And so on...
However, the more I think about it, she is a ditz that me and the rest of my friends agree on.
Not to mention that the question of his sexual experience has been brought up. We were told he got a BJ from 1 girl, and banged another. Both were like 4-6/10. However, when we were talking to a friend of his, said friend he's still a virgin.
Meanwhile I lost my V card in a psych ward about a year ago
IDK, bruh. Maybe we're both betas. 1 more than the other?
>>29306314
do it m8.
i might post some stories too.
i managed to rip my whore ex gf off by about 700 dollars, heh...bitch never got it back.
>>29306350
>saying how she was so lucky to have him in her life. How he should always remember how great of a human being he is. And so on...
ahahahaha, she fucking cheated on him. tip top lel friend. that confirms everything.
>>29306350
>No. She is legit his gf. Was looking some shit up on his comp and she had sent him a letter saying how she was so lucky to have him in her life. How he should always remember how great of a human being he is. And so on...
Women give their orbiters some sort of validation. He must have money, or something she wants out of him before she goes on to ride the Chad cock as usual.
>>29306406
This. Your friend is getting cucked, mate. The more 'loving' she appears to be over texts/letters, the more likely is that he's getting cucked.
>>29305094
Mango says rolf or lmao and he's pretty much the chad of melee.
>>29306406
>>29306434
Normally I'd say you both are faggots, but I can somewhat see where you're coming from.
My friend is the manager of a computer repair shop. He's like 21 but make 40K a year. Could be making more if things pick up.
Normally I'd agree she's using him for money, but at the same time she comes from a very Catholic background. I grew up with her for all 18 years of Catholic school and though we never talked 1v1, she never gave the impression she was a sloot
>>29305094
Post a grinning emoticon or something. Not a fucking emoji. Even an emoticon is pretty near-beta. You'd normally say lmao and rofl but this is facebook so they probably don't know these terms. So there's your problem.
>communicating on facebook for long periods of time
Stop.
>>29306494
>he comes from a very Catholic background.
>she never gave the impression she was a sloot
ITS WORKING
>>29306494
Look m8, when a chick sends her bf text like this
>>saying how she was so lucky to have him in her life. How he should always remember how great of a human being he is. And so on...
It means they've cheated or are about to. Trust the experienced gentlemen in this thread.
>>29304200
>>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
how is this beta though?
also,
>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
>tfw you want to do this but you can't because your balls always get in the way and it becomes uncomfortable after a few seconds
the rest is quite correct and related betas though
>>29304200
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
Yes
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
Watches yes, donate never
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
Nope
>he wears turtlenecks
Nope
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
Nope, don't even know what that is
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
Nope
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
Nope
>he doesn't like the rain
I only hate how windy it gets, love rain otherwise
>he streams his porn
Sometimes
>he likes cats over dogs
Don't like either
>he wears the problem glasses
?
>he has a tumblr account
Only for porn
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
?
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
Yep
>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
Nope
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
Yup
>he wears suits with sneakers
No
>he wears blazers with t-shirts
No
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Don't care to check
>>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
Who doesn't
Where do I stand?
>>29306166
I'm well into my 20s but unlike you I actually am depressed and can't make myself play games most of the time. Not like I can always find something worth watching elsewhere either.
>>29304200
>he doesn't have at least 2 screens so he can watch NBA games while playing vidya
Lmao kill yourself OP
>>29306522
>>29306543
Again, not enough evidence to suggest she is a sloot. Money grubbing cunt, perhaps. Sloot, no. Again, mind you this is from a grad high school class of 24. Everyone knew each other from Kindergarten to senior year
>>29304200
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
>he doesn't like the rain
>he streams his porn
These shouldn't be here
>>29304251
How else would he have the understanding to make such a comprehensive list?
>>29304887
Clearly the infographic doesn't apply to degenerates that engage in smoking and live off fast food.
>>29306715
>nigger ball
lmao
>>29306701
> unlike you I actually am depressed
so if you're depressed why are you watching twitch trash? maybe its time to give games a break. im serious.
>>29306747
stay beta.
>>29306754
if you dont like the rain, you're a beta pussy.
>>29306790
top lel
>>29305755
>all dat obvious samefagging
>>29306754
Why not, faglord?
>>29304200
>he's a stepdad
>>29304969
Stock market trading and programming
>>29307193
>so if you're depressed why are you watching twitch trash? maybe its time to give games a break. im serious.
Yes, I really don't enjoy games anymore. It's just another way to occupy time. I have other hobbies but I struggle making myself do anything, like I already said.
>>29307193
>noz liking badketball
>not getting hype when steph "the meme" curry gets his ankle broken
Enjoy your shitty indoor hobbies then you cuck
>>29307387
*not
*basketball
My phone is a piece of poop desu
>>29304200
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
does being a doctoral student make me an expert?
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
guilty
>>29307375
>doesn't enjoy games
>watches games anyway
>could watch LITERALLY anything else
you really are one stupid motherfucker
>>29307245
you know nothing, jon snow. it's meant to be obvious samefagging.
>>29307822
the fuck else is there to watch, ive gone through all good shows on hbo and everything on netflix is shit. Im too old to watch anime. Youtube content is as shit as twitch. EVERYTHING IS FUCKING SHIT
>>29304200
>>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
Explain what this means?
>>29304200
>he streams his porn
>he wears the problem glasses
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
Am I gonna make it, guys?
>>29307822
I already said sometimes I'm too lazy to find something better to watch. Effort.
>>29304200
Oh god it's me
>>29308418
>>29308560
>>29307939
Here'syouryou
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>>29305983
>Being such a beta cuck you have to project your betaness.
Just stop.
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
sometimes
>he streams his porn
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
yes
not too bad
>>29306790
Describe the qualities opposite to those he has? Why do all the beta cunts pretend to be smart when they aren't?
>>29304200
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
Yes. a secondary big screen + keyboard for my laptop when at home.
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
No.
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
Yes.
>he wears turtlenecks
Own 2. Wear them randomly.
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
Nah. It should be though.
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
No.
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
Depends.
>he doesn't like the rain
No.
>he streams his porn
?
>he likes cats over dogs
Yes. They are supperior.
>he wears the problem glasses
?
>he has a tumblr account
No.
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
I did. I do no more.
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
No.
>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
No.
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
Yes. There is nothing wrong with that.
>he wears suits with sneakers
No.
>he wears blazers with t-shirts
Yes. Why the fuck not?
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
? So I must be a smug elitist to not be a cuck.
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
Norse are shit. The Romans & Greek had some nice myths though.
I ain't a cuck.
Your list is shit.
>>29304251
THAT.
the only true test:
alphas can fuck bitches without dating them or spending money
>>29304200
>he worries about what some random fag posts in a list
>>29304200
Nothing wrong with liking Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology. Your probably put that there to irritate people.
>>29304200
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
>he streams his porn
damn.
>tfw will have to use problem glasses because my no-rim ones broke
I got them before I discovered SJWs
JUST
>>29304200
>he doesn't like the rain
Confirmed for someone who doesn't enjoy hiking, hunting, climbing, fishing or literally any other outdoor (read: masculine) activity. If you do any of those things and you don't live in a desert you know that rain is fucking gay.
>>29311803
>he doesn't live in a desert
What a beta cuck, is the desolate land too harsh for you? Thin skinned faggot
Most women assume im gay. I'm a robot but a really buff robot....and try to look well kept despite my social retardation. Imagine longish feathered hair, porcelain skin and green eyes with a buff body. I get looks from gay guys more then women in public. Sigh
>>29304200
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
What are some other signs? His favorite food is edible? His favorite author is literate?
Why don't you take your shit taste in movies back to hell where you come from?
>>29304200
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
guilty of these
but I think you have to have a gf/wife to be a cuck tho
>>29312906
Being a cuck is a state of mind, senpai.
