who /devilish/ here?
>be me
>at work
>have bag or salt concealed in my jacket
>wait till no-one around
>pour 2 kilograms of salt in the water dispenser
>mfw they never found out
but why
oregano lo
>>29303864
You would only need 100g to make 5 litres of water taste salty.
Me
>Sign says no loitering
>Throw a piece of trash on the ground and scamper off
ANARCHY
>>29303864
>first normie to work gets a cup of water
>tastes the salt in their first drink
>dumps out their drink and alerts management that the water is salty
>watercooler gets cleaned out and filled with clean water
wow you mildy inconvenienced one guy
>>29304113
I don't think you know what loitering means anon.
>>29304113
>loitering
>throw a piece of trash on the ground
>>29304113
Nobody in this day and age can understand and appreciate anarchy like me
>>29304586
Kill yourself tripfag
Oregano
>>29304613
Ha, typical jeleous anoncunt who doesn't realise how little his opinion is worth compared to mine
>>29304613
Also you used your wrong it's you're
>>29304113
Me
>Sign says no littering
>Lean against a wall for several minutes harassing passers by
PATRIARCHY
>>29304653
Tripfag.... how old are you
>>29304653
cringed
hard.. smfh
>>29304688
Ugh, I'm 18 you creep
>>29303864
>Sign says gun free zone
>Gives out free guns
>>29304716
Tripfag pls go back to /b/.
Newfags have to to a mandatory 2 years of lurking before going on other boards
>>29304756
I can't make an account on/b/ though
>go to a therapist
>she asks if I'm depressed
>say no
>actually depressed and suicidal
>live a block away from public library
>sometimes when the need to shit arises, go to library
>old style toilets
>lift lid off tank
>shit in water tank
>lost track of how many times I've done this
>Hot girl shows interest in me
>Coldly reject her
Crushed that Stacey's self-esteem good
>>29304798
This is basically me except from the therapist part
>>29303864
>Newfag
>Create trip
>Post cancer
>Post like a normie on r9k
JUST AS PLANNED
>>29304586
>>29304639
>>29304716
>>29304796
>>29304875
DEVILISH
Orginali orginali give me the memeoli
>go to a bar
>sprinkle ordinary table salt in people's drinks when they're not looking
>mfw they taste their drink and think their drink has been roofied
>post devilish MemeCat
>See a book about the theory of the creation of the universe by string theory in the Adult Education section at the library
>Move it to the science fiction section
>>29304685
underrated kek of the thread
