ITT we come up with little cunning schemes to fuck with normies
>At work
>Mix caffeine tablets into the instant coffee so coworkers ingest massive amounts of caffeine for a month
>Switch it with decaf and watch them suffering major anxiety from the withdrawl
>Leave thumbtucks around on the floor so they'll step on them
>Pour sugar water in their cubicles to attract ants
>Pour a lot of salt into their frozen food to get their blood pressure up
>>29303684
>buy donuts during diets and weight loss competitions
>wear tight clothes and show off body, talk about playing vidya all the time
>pick one guy on the company, never acknowledge him. Be super polite to everyone else
>call the new guys by the wrong name, usually Carl
I am petty
Keep this good stuff up,bumpan
>>29303796
How do you decide who to pick?
>>29303684
>put rat poison into the water to watch normies have hillarious seizures
>slip glass shards into their jackets arms for a scratchy surprise
>cut the brakes on their cars to cause them an unexpected surprise
>>29303684
ITT: Bitter children
>>29303957
Finally someone who speaks sense I like you
>>29304056
>Hilarious seizures
>Scratchy surprise
>Unexpected suprise
Top Kek
>record really high frequency noise
>so many hertz you don't actually hear anything
>play it in a large room of people
>pressure blows out everyone's ear drums
>no one knows it's you or what happened
>>29303796mfw my name is Carl
>>29304056
>Replace their coffee with glue for a sticky situation
>>29304157
Meh, I've heard better but I don't give a crap about
>>29304157
Soundman protip: sub-bass frequencies can give serious headaches, nausea and even nosebleeds
>>29304157
Ugh, I feel like that wouldn't even work but hey I don't make the drools. (rules)
>>29304223
*sigh* He didn't ask for that tip.
>>29304116
Why are you here?
Hhdhhb
>work at starbucks
>be a pain, get decaf'd every time
>be too specific, I will fuck your drink up out of spite
>nonfat milk, but with whipped cream? Whole milk for your "every little bit" self.
>However many fucking pumps of shit I feel like
>adjust the back rest on everyone's chairs
>slightly unplug mice and keyboards
>move files to new locations
>steal toilet paper and tea
Everyone blames the cleaners lel
>>29304370
>mice
No...no...no...
>>29304359
Oh god i work in a coffee shop in a busy airport and its the fucking worst.
Before hand I assumed it was smooth sailing but now i wish I could work anywhere else.
>>29304370
>slightly unplug mice and keyboards
you are truly evil anon
>>29304370
>>slightly unplug mice and keyboards
incomprehensively devlish
>>29304480
Speaking of i thought of something I did today
>Its noon
>Nightshift comes in
>Morning shift doesn't get out till noon 30
>Hear grill shift lead complaining to manager
>her "ugh its so crowded in here, I don't even stand this close to my best friends"
>Him "Don't worry i'll tell them to leave soon"
>Go in back and grab my stuff
>Walk to register and clock out while customers come in
>Stand around for a minute
>"Hey guys its getting busy can one of you get these customers? i'm clocked out, its too crowded :^)"
>I leave as they get hit with a lunch rush.
>>29304296
Nothing interesting on /fit/ or /v/. Figured I'd look here for entertainment.
>swimming public pool, lanes
>find lane with attractive woman
>loaded up on water at the gym beforehand
>swim in her lane and get infront of her
>piss right in her face while swimming
