Post the most absurd tragedy that has befallen you.
>Be me
>Join local community orchestra
>Show up to my first practice to meet members
>I glimpse heaven
>10/10 redhead cellist
>Perfect personality, shares my interests
>I become convinced she is meant for me
>over the course of the first year I'm in the orchestra, she becomes my oneitis
>never ask her out: don't have the courage (however, she did remain single during the time, I believe)
>The Cure comes to town
>Decide I'm going to ask her to go see them with me
>Check her Instagram the night before I'm going to ask her out
>"I'm going to start transitioning at the end of the month, I know this may come as a suprise..."
>My oneitis literally became a man, like a manly man: he is unregognizable now
Anyone have a similar story?
Good job dodging that bullet
I found out the guy I was dating was in a long term relationship with his mom, and that his younger sister was actually their daughter.
>>29302980
so, you gonna fuck it or what?
>>29303200
The fuck? Could you elaborate
>>29302980
Get ready OP this one is so absurd it will take two posts
>decide when I'm 16 that the best way to secure my future (being a poorfag) is to enlist in the military
>spend two years training
>hide my frequent visits to the recuiter's office and physical training and an obsession with getting fit
>three days before I leave for bootcamp I drop the news on my parents
>they lose their fucking minds and kick me out
>couch surf until I leave
>since I was homeschooled, being exposed to so many people from different backgrounds at once kills my weak immune system and I get absurdly sick
>push through it for the first few weeks despite having pneumonia, lung infection, etc. etc.
>issued shoes that are too small for me, they won't let me change them for a week
>didn't know I had premature arthritis, start exhibiting symptoms after a month
>literally hurts to do everything but my feet are especially bad
>get my teeth examined for the first time since I was a baby and told I need to have four extracted and a lot of work done
>so sick they can't do the work and it gets pushed off
>after about two months of training in nonstop rain and sick as a dog one of my drill instructors decides it would be funny to not allow me to change my socks
>get trenchfoot
>standing is so painful I black out multiple times
>get through the crucible despite everything
>my parents, during this time, decide that they support me completely
>tell the whole family about my enlistment, brag, they come to see me the last week of bootcamp and act like they're the greatest
>all of the other marines there hate my fucking guts and make fun of me mercilessly to their faces
>recover from trenchfoot and the worst of the pneumonia before combat training
>arthritis still makes it so painful that I develop a bad limp and get made fun of even more for that
>get to MOS school, study my ass off, top of the class, still a social pariah, everyone thinks I'm a loser and a freak and avoids me like the plague
I was born as a fearful boy who failed to muster the willpower to be assertive in life even now over 30 years later. The only good thing I ever did for myself was follow Daddy into medical school and that was only because I didn't have it in me to blaze my own trail in life.
>>29303400
My hero 8)
i suppose it kinda normie and there isn't much to the story but
>get an Isuzu Trooper suv
>it's a POS but i love the thing, it's in my favourite car colour and everything
>had lots of problems never left the house without things to fix the problems because it would break down every journey
>slowly get things repaired and it starts running pretty good
>clutch dies one day
>150 smackeroonies to fix
>fix other small problems as well
>2 days later woman doesn't stop at a junction and it gets written off in the ensuing accident
after the crash i didn't even try and help the woman I was that annoyed about it, I still am annoyed about the crash, I have expressed that I want to take this all the way and I want her to be prosecuted but even then it still wont bring back my favourite car, I can't even find a nice replacement for it
>>29303400
>try to get mental health care and find out why my feet hurt so badly, everyone tells me to wait until I get to my duty station
>when I get there, stationed overseas in a fucking amazing place with tons of amazing shit to do and a killer job, I finally start to crack and years of mental health issues come spiraling down
>keep trying to get mental health care, they put me on SSRIs when I'm bipolar which makes my mania dramatically worse
>physical health is so bad it's a miracle I can even stand but I still go on hikes, do fitness tests, push through everything, addicted to benzos at this point to deal with the pain
>mental illness gets so bad I'm psychotic even when I'm not manic, bad hallucinations, attacking people, barely keeping it together
>given so many tests and shit from the psychologists on base
>referred to a civilian psychologist, when I tell him my symptoms he freaks out so badly he calls security to escort me out of the building and writes a letter to my psychologist recommending me to be immediately institutionalized
>get to the point where I'm blacking out for days at a time, can't remember where I've been or what I've done
>one of the doctors that I'm seeing finally recognizes that I'm past the point of no return and has me involuntarily committed
>treated like an animal, misdiagnosed, spend three months medicated up to my eyeballs and forced to deal with dozens of doctors who can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with me
>get discharged with a personality disorder
>enlistment ends just shy of two years in
>can't get medical benefits because I'm a month and a half short of the requirement
>can't get a disability rating because personality disorders are preexisting conditions and I don't actually have it
>properly diagnosed SIX GODDAMN YEARS LATER
>had to get surgery to fix my feet and have the joints of a 50 year old
>every time someone asks about my enlistment I visibly cringe and have to try and brush it off
>>29303371
What kind of elaborate? First guy I got into a relationship with, I ended up moving in with him and his mom. After a couple months living with them, I walked in on him and his mom having sex. They explained the situation to me, that they'd been together for several years. It became a weird living situation and eventually I left, after which they ended up having a daughter together.
I'm just going to repost it instead of typing it all over again.
>>29303559
Christ dude, so you're 22 now? How're you holding up?
>>29303713
give me tl;dr pls
>>29303687
that was pathetic, why didn't you go to your seat from the other side?
>>29303775
Fuck off back to /b/. I'm so fucking sick of pathetic dumbasses like you.
>>29303802
It was like a movie theater. Only one entrance and no way to get to the other side.
>>29303775
underage fag pls go
Here's your fucking tl;dr faggot but don't come asking for another one you entitled piece of shit:
>16 year old enlists in the military
>hides it for 2 years
>3 days before, tells parents, they kick him out
>get abused at boot camp by pretty much everyone
>get infections, problems, sicknesses, you name it
>get bad foot problem
>try to seek help for it to be fixed
>instead get sent to some bloody mental facility because apparently foot problem = insanity
>properly diagnosed 6 years after
>gets surgery
>cringes to death when someone asks about him in the military
March 5 1990
I was born
>>29303816
b-but why?organo
>>29303775
>Guy goes into military
>Disowned by parents because of this
>Military powers that be treat him like shit so his body gets fucked up (trench-foot, pneumonia and lung diseases)
>Due to all the physical strain, mind goes to fuck
>Seeks psycho-evaluation and has so many issues is taken by the people in white coats.
>Gets discharged with personality disorder
>Cannot claim medical benefits or disability benefits.
>Had to get surgery to fix feet and has joints of a 50 year old now.
Yeah, shits pretty fucked
>be 18
>hit by drunk driver on my motorcycle
>now quadriplegic
ayyyy lmao
>>29302980
>wake up
>don't have a qt husky
Every day of my life is a tragedy.
Accidentaly emailed this pic to the whole class in University. It took me 2 years of study and god knows how much money to get in.
Dropped out the next day.
>>29303933
Go back to >>>/lgbt/ faggot.
You fuckers are worse than /pol/ just oozing and leaking into every other board
>>29303876
Horrible. I actually cannot understand the kind of people that would do such a thing.
>>29304091
You've got the wrong anon. I didn't come from that denegerate board.>implying /pol/ isn't the best board
heheueue you liberal faggot kill yourself
>>29304142
>the world consists of le enlightened alt-right like me and the sj(ew)w liberals
>>>/pol/
please stay there
>>29304196
I think I'll stay here because it triggers you.
>>29304142
Pol is the absolute worst board for everything. Memes, common posts, even moot hated it.
>>29304081
Holy shit anon, how the fuck did you manage to do that?
>born with seizures
>as a kid i had one when i was like 3
>all through elementary school and high school i had seizures
>high school i was pretty free of seizures
>in my 25 had a small one at home
>went to my friends house on mother's day gave her a bracelet
>get bitched at for being "cheap"
>drive home from friends house had a seizure
>crashed into a tree
>went to 2 hospitals and a rehab place
>don't talk to friends anymore post
>post here and an cation play video games
>>29304214
>triggers
I can't tell how many layers of pathetic you're operating on, but have fun, kiddo. There are plenty of other fucktards like you, you're but a drop in the sea of brain damaged :^))
>>29302980
I would have texted her:
>to me it doesn't matter if you plan to attach a fake penis to your vagoo and take hormone pills to get some hair on your buttcheeks and belly - you'll always be my sexy female oneitis.
>>29304252
I had just installed Win 7 for the first time and somehow the library feature piled up my homework with the recent downloads.
>>29304242
>>29304264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckFsik_vU8
>>29303713
I'm 24. Signed up when I was 16, went to bootcamp at 18, been six years since.
>>29303916
>>29303855
m8s the best part is that my life is so fucked that isn't even half of the story, it's just that my enlistment was concentrated shit.
>>29303559
Hope you're doing OK now anon.
>>29303713
>>29304372
I'm doing okay. Thanks. Still fucked to hell mentally, and my body is absolute shit, but I can work a somewhat physical job and I'm in therapy twice a week that's helping a lot. There's some hope bros.
When my appendix went boom, I had some terrible things happen to me in the hospital.
>Wake up a million times the first night and only remember some nurse telling me to "breathe, you have to breathe harder than that"
>Cant pee the next morning
>They shove a plastic tube up my dick
>Humiliation and shame fills me as a plastic bag next to me fills with piss while two nurses keep the tube in my dick
>Try to get up after that
>Some bag with a liquid is on a stick and its getting in the way
>Just take the bag off the stick
>Try to walk about a bit, its relaxing
>Feels a bit too relaxing
>Look at the bag that Im holding
>Its filling up with blood
>Dont know whats going on
>Start to almost cry
>Some nurse hears it and comes to give me some really nice painkillers that made me relaxed in bed, everything felt amazing for like 30minutes
Thats that, the tube in my dick experience is something I wish on no one. Not only did they bitch to me about my fucked up arms, full of cutting scars, they got to shove a tube up my dick. I never want to see those nurses again. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
