are you on tinder? okcupid? bumble?
how's it going robots?
>>29301639
did all of them gave up.
Just started trying them all again, for the 4th or 5th time.. Sometimes I do get interest based on how I look but.. I have no interests or skills.. And I couldn't handle college due to the stress.. I have nothing to offer or talk about so I'm always doomed from the start.
At this moment I'm messaging a fat asian girl, a mexican tranny, and a hairdye tumblrite. One of these has got to pay off.
The conversations always die out. Cant tell if they don't want to talk to me or I just don't give a hoot.
>tfw small town
>all the girls my age range know me and were never interested, all have kids now
>online dating is my only choice since I haven't made a reliable nest egg to move to a bigger place and keep myself afloat while I find a job
>look like shit, even when I clean up
That's kinda shit. Got my life somewhat together now like the "normies" here keep saying you have to do, and I still can't even get a gf.
>>29301639
>1 year on Match
>sent out +50 emails
>zero responses
>Meet girl of dreams through friends at work
>i just turned 21, drinking and smoking weed to celebrate, never really attended parties
>I'm always drunk/high when I'm talking to her
>she's drunk too
>dat fucking ass and huge titties
>she invites be over to a bonfire party with her friends
>I get there, bonfire lasts an hour, her friends start to leave cause they got work in the morning
>she wants me to stay, we stargaze and start watching movies in her house
>make out, I fondle ass and fondle and suck perfect tits
>go for pussy, get denied multiple times
>She falls asleep in my arms, I fall asleep shortly after
>she wakes up, says she has work. I leave, text her later that evening how I had a good time with her
>she texts "yeah"
>texts stop flowing in
>don't hear from her again
>get depressed, go back to college for another year alone
>"If I got a girl like that into me, I can get other girls too!"
>confidence suddnely goes up
>decide to go on okcupid
>couple days go by, liking most girls profiles
>one likes to watch anime and play video games
>send her a message
>we start talking
ask her if she wants to meet for breakfast the next day
>she says yeah
>meet, she's chubbier than I thought
>cute face
>decide fuck it, why not
>go on walk after breakfast
>start talking about some deep shit, our pasts and thoughts on things
>go back and take classes that day
>later that day, it's around midnight
>knock on door, who the hell could that be?
>it's girl, I told her my address in case she wanted to stop by
>i let her in, we start watching netflix
>rubs hand on crotch, she wants my D
>she gives me a blowjob while I fondle her tits
>doesn't want to go all the way on the first date
>fuck that weekend, I lose my virginity at the age of 21
>decide to become gf bf
>fuck multiple times every week, loving it
>months later, she's complaining about living with her dad, wants to move out
>she moves in with me cause I thought it would lead to more sex, plus, helps pay rent
okstupid = tumblr dating
finder = facebook dating
meetme = facebook mom-tier status picture posting up the ass dating
collarspace = gay dating
craigslist = all the posters are gay m4m dating
PoF = bots dating other bots
>>29301943
>1 year
>50+
It's a numbers game anon. As someone who's had a lot of online success, you're doing it wrong
"Hey there :)
I was just stopping by and thought I'd send you a message :)
I'm Camilla :)"
What the fuck do I say. Help.
>>29303190
"Hey! I'm Anon. What's up?"
Are you autists really this clueless?
>>29303040
Cont.
>She moves in
>amount of sex decreases
>she's a pig
>struggling to pay her half of the rent
>gets selfish and sluggish
>Becomes more annoying
>she knows she's being a shitty girlfriend
>she decides the best way to keep the relationship together is to threaten to stab me if I leave her, and says she'll break all my shit
>out of fear, stay with her till I move out when I graduated
>two years later
>move out, break up with her, she goes psycho and has many panic attacks
>chill and enjoy freedom for about a month
>3 weeks ago, friend tells me about tinder
>decide to try it out
>switch profile pics, getting an okay amount of matches
>one chick is pretty good looking
>first message I send her is a pickup line
>she loved it, starts sending pickup lines back
>she sends me "are you a gorilla exhibit, cause I wanna drop a baby in you"
>yes, she's the one
>give her number, she texts back
>we keep talking
>ask her out on a date
>says yeah
>ask her where she wants to go
>she said "surprise me"
>gonna take her to the zoo, haven't told her yet
I feel like a highschool girl right before prom when I text her, super excited
Is the zoo a good idea? or should I take her somewhere else for the first date?
>>29303168
I'm in Canada, barely anyone has an account let alone ones which let them respond.
>>29303297
Have multiple outlets, don't rely on just one. When I was on the prowl, I was on OKcupid, POF, Tinder, and hitting chicks up on FB.
>>29301639
I live in a pretty rural area, hardly any females on okc and the ones that are seem to be single mom tier.
Tinder is going a little better but not alot of matches lately
