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FUCK FUCK FUCK THE GOVERNMENT IS THREATENING TO IMPRISON ME IN
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FUCK FUCK FUCK THE GOVERNMENT IS THREATENING TO IMPRISON ME IN 10 DAYS IF I DONT REGISTER FOR SELECTIVE SERVICE

I NEVER GOT A LETTER BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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Women dont have to sign up yet men suffer huge consequences if they dont. Where is the justice?
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>>29300996

what the fuck is that? i don't even.
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>>29300996
Just do it, every guy has to
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>>29300996
Just do it, you can always skip out to mehico or gay america (canada) if they re-instate the draft.
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>>29300996
>10 DAYS
10 days free food & chill, famalamano.
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>>29300996
Show us the letter, OP.
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>>29300996
>>29301034
lol what country does this?
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>>29300996
literally just put spongebob squarepants on the letter and keep it pushing
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Go to the dmv or post office
Take 5 minutes to fill out form
Die a drafted infantryman in WW3
(Jk)
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>>29301034
>registered for service at 18
>now wayyyy to old for the draft
Feels v good to age out and not worry about that shit anymore
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>>29300996
If they're going to throw me in jail if I don't do it, why don't they just fucking do it for me? It's not like I have a choice anyways.

Fucking government.
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>>29300996
dude just register you'll be fine, its nothing serious.
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I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers

They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me giving a damn, I said never
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>>29301076
The good ol united states of cuckistan
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>>29301064
>what is reading comprehension
blox
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>>29301076
The US of course
When in doubt, assume US
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>>29301094
it's called mental castration

the deepest level of cuckoldry
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>>29300996
Just fucking register dude. They're never going to draft you. They can't do that anymore, people would freak out and revolt. That's why soon they're gonna make women register too. Because it doesn't matter.
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>>29301107
people get fucking conscripted in america? what the fuck?
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>eurocucks need to force their young men at gunpoint to maintain a military
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>>29301034
DUDE like DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

THE MATRIARCHY ALONGSIDE THE LGBTARCHY ARE OPRESSING US
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>>29300996
Ignore it OP.
They're just using scare tactics
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>>29300996
JUST register online.
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>>29300996
>SELECTIVE SERVICE
no way, complain and fuck them
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>implying this isn't 'murica
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>>29301145
There is no active conscription, but you are legally required to register in case they would like to begin active conscription. It's a jewish lie to make you feel safe so that you don't suspect that something is awry and stop buying your McFoods and watching your fair and balanced news.

>Don't worry, goyim, it's not a conscription registration, it's just a, uh, it's just in case the evil terrorists come to get your family so we know where to find you so we can "help" you by bringing you to a safe location and giving you a gun to defend yourself! See? We're just giving you even more freedom!
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>>29300996
Lmfao I this just happened to me too. I just registered online a couple days ago. Maybe I'll get drafted and die at war B^D
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>>29301237
lmao, america truly is cucked
how can anyone defend that pile of shit country
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>>29301160
Yeah I can't imagine the feds coming to every guy's house who didn't register
Unless they can somehow send state/county police even though it's a federal issue
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>>29300996
Hit your leg with a hammer and claim disability
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>>29301074
here

>>29301089
i dont know where any "dmv" is, will the post office send it to them before the feds satchel charge my door?
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>>29301313
>how can anyone defend that pile of shit country
because they didn't have the brains to resist the indoctrination, famalama.

>rap builds character
>be thankful for your slavery
>the police are your friends
>everyone in jail was a dnagerous threat to you. all those nonviolent pot smokers were really terrorists
>commercials advertising poison are freedom of speech
>speaking out in your own interest is terrorism
>everyone who has money deserves it
>we live in a democracy
>your vote counts
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>mfw I'm about to age out of this bullshit.
for those who don't know selective service is pretty much the draft. even though burgerland doesn't do the draft anymore we still have men aged 18-25 on the list for potential people to be drafted.

Just sign up for it OP it takes like two damn seconds and beats going to jail for absolutely nothing.
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>>29301410
Lmao, i got two of those in the mail, and finally registered at 19 almost twenty due to going to a state school. I realized that i wouldnt ever fight for the United States no matter the cause, so i dont really feel too worried about it desu. I understand what you mean though, fuck the concept of drafts or service, and fuck all military personnel
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>>29301410
">if you don't fight for Israel you'll lose your life but remember we love you! hurry up goy!"

Disgusting
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Just fucking sign up you retard. There isn't going to be a draft in any near future and by then you'll be too old to draft anyway.
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>>29301592
>>29301529
>op signs up
>next week terrorists btfo thousands of americans

Better hurry up and register!
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>>29301643
They didn't do the draft after 9/11 and even if thousands die tomorrow the US would send active duty, reserves, even National Guard then offer too good to be true deals to high school dropouts before they used the draft.
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Never got a letter either. Kinda scared desu
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>>29301410
Register online, sss,gov
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>>29300996
Do you have a therapist? Back when i got the mail i was in therapy and i had my doc write me a letter that i am mentally unfit.
Might work with your physician as well.
Good luck
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>mfw Trump reinstates the draft and I get shot by some Muslim in the desert so that a weapons company can stay in business
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>>29301779
it says my social security # is unrecognized

I'll have to mail it ):
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say you are a conscientious objector and pacifist and will consider litigation if they cease to harass you
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>>29301089
>die as an infantryman in WW3

More like die in your home
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>>29300996
>>29301034

Tell them you identify as female
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>>29302344
this is something you should do.use feminism and all that shit against them.
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>>29302344
>>29303385
You guys do realize a law was just passed that will make women register for the draft too, right?
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>>29300996
>10 days
So what nigga?
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>you are forced to draft into being a tool of war
>you have no choice in the matter
>if you refuse, they take away all your liberties and throw you in jail like a criminal

>Home of the free and brave they said
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>>29301410
>>29300996

ooyyy veeeyyy
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>>29303428
some feminist bitch on my jewbook was complaining about it and saying it was an outrage

i commented ''you wanted equality you got equality'' and got called a sexist. they can't handle the truth.
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>>29301410
>threaten the shit out of you
>'hur dur we're good people'
merica shit burgers
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>>29301410
Hahahaha
what a good day to not be a burger
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Update on the situation:

My mom hoarded the mail for a week and the MO closes in 5 minutes. I tried online and by phone but my social security # wasn't in their system.

So should I bugout in the woods until they forget about me?
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>>29303532
its land of the free and home of the brave you dumb eurocuck
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>>29303532
>draft hasn't been implemented since Vietnam
>instituting it now would be political suicide

Christ you are stupid.
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Oh shit, I forgot about that. Thanks man.
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you barely turned 18? fuck i hate this site
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>>29301410
>all males

So why are women exempt from this again?
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>>29304888
I'm 19, I never received a letter for this.
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>tfw yuropoor
>tfw drafted into service after hs
>get beat the shit out of me by chad instructors and other chad conscripts
>almost never get home
>literally paid nothing
>meanwhile all the girls from my hs are having fun travelling around europe and what not

How is this fair where is the feminist equality police here. Just fuck my life, it's just pure agony and completly pointless
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I signed up for selective service and then got rejected when I tried to join the military.....go figure
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>>29300996
>Be American
>Get shot
>if not shot, get drafted
>Get shot anyways by Israel's neighbors

>>29301034
>Somehow manage to turn this into a MRA issue

MRAs are bigger crybabies than any Tumblr snowflake.
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>>29305524
I never got a letter for selective service
But i had to sign one when i joined the MARINES.com
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>>29301034
>>29301145
>>29301107

They just Now made it a thing girls have to do it as well. Keep up with the news kids.
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http://www.wnd.com/2016/06/senate-women-must-register-for-the-draft/

Is OP a girl?

If so, BTFO

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU WANTED. Enjoy dying in WWIII.
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>got conscripted like OP
>I don't think so
>sleep in bunk and refuse to get up for basic training
>guy shouts at me
>"what are you going to do? Shoot me"
>"fuck off"
>told to do 10 laps
>"fuck off"
>steals my covers
>decide to get up because cold
>deliberately fuck up all exercises and do it half assed
>get taken to firing range the next day
>hold gun against my head
>"well if you won't do it I will"
>huge drama occurs
>get discharged and get to go home on grounds of mental instability


Suck it
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>>29303625
>be me
>"Wimminz is draft now!"
> complain about the draft in general and adding a handful of Sgt. Stacey's to be progressive
>feminists jump in thinking that I'm a good cuck
>right wing guys jump in to say that it's fair
>call both groups idiots

We centrist now
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>>29301410
To be frank I'd just sign up. But I would never fight for any country, for any cause.
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>>29303625

If that bill passed, it doesn't mean much at all. If a draft were actually called for, they'd make sure to assign women to safe 'at home' military jobs.

Nowhere on earth are women forced to fight in war and they never will be.
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>>29301410
Time to listen to some comfy music to get ready for your draft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
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>>29300996
Literally just sign up. You're a cuck if you aren't prepared to voluntarily enlist in the first place. There will never again be a draft so craven cucks don't have to worry anways.
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>>29304961
the vast majority of women (99.9%) are literally biologically incapable of reaching the minimum standards required to serve
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>all these people saying women should have to register
Women shouldn't even be allowed in the military voluntarily, why would you want some dumb whore who doesn't even want to join to fuck shit up?
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>>29302041
You can just conscientiously object when they draft you.
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>>29306596
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