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>compliment a guy on his shirt
>he won't leave you alone
>>29299267
>tfw guys always want to lick my butthole when we get into bed
why are they so gross??
>>29299267
>flirt with girl out of politeness
>she thinks im seriousim a guy
>ask a guy if he wants to bang
>he thinks its gay
what a cuck
>none of the girls I know play videogames, have to play with boys
>they all form crushes on me
>>29299375
lel, they're so pathetic
>>29299314
I'll fuck you.
Original
>175 contacts on snapchat
>6430 friends on facebook
>17390 followers on instagram
I'M SO LONELY ;___;
>>29299302
Girlanus is the best thing in this world.
>>29299414
why? it smells like poop
>>29299267
Chad didn't call me this weekend, I only got 500 messages from my dozens of orbiters.
Women can be robots too guys!
>>29299375
Naw this is bullshit. I have like 6 girls on my list that I play with. I also have a IRL girlfriend. You can easily just play fucking video games with a girl as a man and not want to bang them. Have I thought of banging them before? Of course, guys think about banging everyone. But i don't waste my time trying to get good boy points with some random girls I meet online and play with.
Any guy who does this is pathetic.
>>29299437
what's your steam senpai? lets play
get rolling, fuckheads
>>29299463
t. a woman hater who browses /r9k/
How about 'no'?
>>29299437
>has girlfriend
But other than that, I generally agree with you on that anon. It's not that fucking hard to find girls that play some vidya. Most are casual, but the point still stands, and there is no reason to be going out of your way over random girls on steam or some shit.
>>29299437
oddly enough the act of intentionally not trying to get or avoiding GBP is usually what gets you pussy from online girls
when you ignore all their "teehee im a girl" attempts and treat them like anyone else it gets them wanting your dick hard
some of the best pussy I have had were from chicks that went way out of their way to come get a piece of me because I gave them zero special treatment or benefits since they werent here for me to fuck
of course you give them a bit of special treatment when they show up, but once they leave you go back to how it was before and they end up wanting it again
>>29299437
>6 girls
Well there you go, I don't talk to any girls, so the moment one pays attention to me, I can't help but like her.
PS Fuck off normie, go hang out with your gf on reddit
>>29299480
>implying you can derail threads with that weaksauce
>be ugly anda little bitfat
>can't cosplay cute 2d characters
you all know what time it is
trainposting time
>>29299463
That other guy isnt me. Here is my steam.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/minutetomidnight
Dont care if you're a guy a girl, Im just down to play video games.
>>29299437
I don't think I've ever played a game with a boy who didn't end up having a crush on me.
That's why I mostly play with my brothers because I know they can't/won't feel that.
That doesn't mean that EVERY BOY who plays a videogame with EVERY GIRL forms a crush on her.
But in my personal experience, it's always happened.
And I was referring more to people/friends I make irl to play vidya with, not random online friends
>>29299267
Guys don't get compliments often.
Many don't know how to handle it, and will over react
>>29299401
>5 contacts on snapchat
>300 friends on facebook
>150 followers on instagram
People compliment me on being beautiful and having features like a model, I've met INSTAFAMOUS girls irl and they're fucking hideous and have their minds in the intellectual gutter.
How does one even become le hashtag instafamous? I want to understand it, I might want to whore myself for free gifts from brands or some shit.
Pls respond stacy, I know you're here just trying to feel better about what a failed normie you are.
>all these faggots not posting trains
this board has declined
>>29299530
How fat, fembot? A little bit chubby is ok
>>29299437
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEE GET OUTTTTT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>29299505
Probably because you fucking latch on to anything that has a pussy and its a huge red flag about how desperate you are and not good boyfriend material, but hey what do I know anon. I'll go hang out with my gf on Reddit.
>>29299559
Oh I dont doubt it. 90 percent of guys out there you befriend online are going to crush on you, I see it all the time when Im playing with females. I dont even invite my male friends unless I know they arent going to start acting retarded half way through the match or whatever because theres a girl playing with us. I mainly just play with a small group of guys and girls now that all get along.
>tell a guy you like him
>he starts ignoring your messages
JUST
>>29299617
normies don't like trains, post them enough and they'll leave
>>29299606
fat by internet standards desu
>>29299655
>>29299530
Get the fuck off my board you vulgar ham-beast
>>29299624
Oh wow I'm desperate oh damn I was not aware of that thank you for that life changing realization normie fuck off
>>29299682
>cute girls are allowed to browse and shitpost on /r9k/
>i'm not allowed to share my feels because i was born with a deformed face
hmrmmmm
>>29299696
>>29299682
just post trains all day and the normies will go away
>tfw killed yet another cancerous thread
you're welcome, r9k
>>29299713
>>29299655
What games do you play anon? Add me on steam.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/minutetomidnight/
Also anyone else is free to add me, I mostly play Dota 2. CS:GO and lately Ive been playing Overwatch.
>>29299792
fuck off contactfag, no one wants to play anything with you
>>29299431
if it smells like poop you need to take better care of yourself
>>29299302
because it's a fucking meme. real boys do sex as they want, not meme ways.
imitating everything u see in pron is not ok
I'm a dude btw
>>29299893
>>29299887
>>29299872
>>29299792
you forgot to sage and post trains
you must be from Reddit or something
>>29299267
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY GIRLS CANT BE ROBOTS STACY GET OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29299935
does no one know how to sage anymore? it's really not hard
>compliment a girl on her shirt
>she leaves you alone
feelsbadman.gif
>>29299267
Men have been hard-wired to take any pleasentry they recieve from a woman and be able to distort it in their mind to the point that they read it as the woman is showing interest in the man. They practically live in their own little world.
I try my best to treat others well, as that is how it should be, but the consequence of attracting male attention that I would rather not have is too much for me.
That's why I now treat all of the men in my life differently. In my eyes, they all need to be stepped on and treated like trash.
I don't feel guilty. Real nice guys don't exist. They're all just controlled by their animalistic urges.
choo-choo
>>29300189
nice, but you didn't sage
>>29300185
we hate you too, fuck off to Dumblr cunt
>>29300234
Does that still do anything?
SAGE
>>29299655
awww don't say that fembot
what are your interests?
>>29300283
yes, type sage in the options field and your post doesn't bump the thread
>guy mentions Life is Strange in a lit class
>tell guy that I think Life is Strange is a shitty game
>he thinks we're friends now
>>29300335
come on now, we had this discussion. for all cancerous threads, sage till they're dead
>>29300335
>getting picky with friends
fem""""""""""bots"""""""""" everybody
>>29300372
Life is Strange is shit desu
clickity-clack
clickity-clack
clickity-clack
W-will a fembot please step on me and call me a pervert?
>>29300461
no
>>29300445
got any vintage streetcar pics?
>>29300505
Don't know much about streetcars, but this one's pretty nice.
So does this thread count as derailed or just railed?
>guy at work asks if I like games
>"Yeah I especially like old shooters"
>"Oh, like CoD 4? I love that too."
>no I meant lik-
>"Oh, Halo fan? 3 was pretty good I guess."
>I meant Doom and Douk and the like
I just like games that let me play as a hyper-manly man and massacre everything in hell. It's a nice power fantasy for someone as small and frail as I am.
>>29300544
SF has some really nice ones from various cities
>>29300646
Rustic streetcar
>>29300626
Are you into femdom, small fembot?
>>29299375
>none of the guys you know like hipster music
>none of the girls you know like hipster music
>have to go to shows alone
>out of nowhere some guy on campus commented on your full of hell/pulse demon shirt
>had literally been wearing it once a week for a year any no-one in your university had said anything before
>thought you might make a friend out of this and have someone to go shows with
>tfw he seemed to avoid you after that
w-well then
My friend is very insecure with his penis size. I'm the only non-girlfriend female friend he's comfortable dressing in front of me. He has a 4 inch penis and is too embarrassed to have sex with a girl. I thought about giving him pity handjobs or a fleshlight, but I don't want him thinking I like him that way.
I try to comfort him by saying that it's at least very thick and girls will like that.
This thread just proves that /r9k/ is one of the most normie boards on 4chan.
>>29300798
It's not something I've ever tried, but it could be fun, I guess.
>>29300823
>pity handjob
Dumb slut. Kill yourself.
>>29300823
*dressing front in of
no "me"
>>29300185
Please step on me and treat me like trash.
Bi-planes are cool as well.
>>29300700
very nice
time for a more modern streetcar
How come fembot threads always get spammed?
We don't spam malebot threads, so how is this fair?
Anyone here ever done something sexual with someone that wasn't a boyfriend?
Not talking about one night stands or casual hook ups. I'm talking about doing a sexual favor for a friend out of pity, for fun, or out of obligation (lost a bet) . I'm considering doing something for a guy friend who is a 22 year old virgin who is turning 23 soon. He still has never had a girlfriend or kissed a girl. I've known him for a long while so it's not I'm keeping tabs on all of my virgin friends and planning to do something sexual with all of them. I'm just considering doing something with this one guy friend of mine.
>>29301172
I've done it with a friend, but she's a girl too. It was a lot of fun while it was ongoing.
>>29299375
>play video games with a girl once
>be nice to her
>assumes I'm trying to flirt with her and be a beta orbiter
VROOOOOOOOOOM
>>29301165
because we actually make threads about more than our gender and how we deserve everything in the world for being male
>>29301172
>doing a sexual favor for a friend out of pity, for fun, or out of obligation (lost a bet)
GET THE FuCK OUT ROASTIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fembots, what does it mean when a girl says she would chase you?
>>29301395
it means she's a violent stalker, change your name and move to another country
REEEEEE
> Steam
Accepted.
This actually triggers me much more than fembots (I virtually lick your pussy juice, m'lady).
>>29299267
>tfw don't know if I want to wear yoga pants or not
It feels really nice and like I'm wearing nothing at all - but people will think I'm a slut even though it's comfy af.
What does /r9k/ think about leather jackets? I tend to wear it often as long as the weather permits it.
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>29301439
leather jackets are awesome, especially black leather. wish the weather was cooler so I could wear mine
What was one of your biggest fuck ups in school?
>used to watch porn with brother and give him handjobs
>he never touched me back and that was okay
>at school, friend in group is talking about how she wants to do hand stuff with her boyfriend, but is scared of screwing up
>teach her how to give her a handjob
>be super detailed about it and friends in group are in awe of my expertise
>one girl "how do you know how to give a handjob? I've never seen you with boyfriend"
>tell them "I practiced on my brother"
>they all look at me in disgust and tell me that's not what sisters and brothers are supposed to do
>avoid friends for the rest of the week
>back at home, brother lets me know he's about to look at porn. Tell him I won't be joining him anymore. He doesn't question me and says 'no problem'
>>29301428
what's wrong with having a violent stalker? im a big guy.
PEW PEW
PEW PEW
PEW PEW
>>29301475
that's a cute story in a fucked up sorta way. sorry for you femanon, you were obv just trying to help people
>>29299267
>talk to a guy coworker about pokemon
>he won't leave you alone
>>29299267
>be nice to a guy with depression and a lot of self-image issues
>he doesn't fall in love with me because he's too far gone to even think he could be in a relationship with anyone
>>29301489
she will drug you and have her way with you. she'll do all manner of unspeakable things, up to and includinghaving missionary style sex with you for the sole purpose of procreation
>>29301475
I'm glad I knew enough to not bring up incest by the time I was actually engaging in it.
>>29299433
lol okay. the only contacts on my phone are family, and the mexican burrito place i get take out from.
>>29299480
what are dubs senpai
RATATATATATATAT
>hang out with a bunch of guy friends
>tfw the only guy I like is the one who isn't interested in me
Why did this have to happen? He's not even a Chad. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29301551
>mexican burritos
>not afghani burritos
shiggy diggy
ignore >>29299480
this is the proper CYOA
DAKAKAKAKAKAKAK
>>29299267
>That one fat, smelly, greasy beta lord who loves spouting memes at you in a desperate attempt to make conversation
>when you see him after a month break and his hair is longer and he grew a beard
>your heart skips a beat looking at him
just why?
>>29299480
I came to this thread because I wanted to read a greentext. Now I just feel insignificant...
>>29299401
>6 snapchat contacts
>0 facebook friends
>9 instagram followers
>work from home
>never been asked out
girls cant be lonely though
HOOOOOOOONK-HOOOOOOOONK
>>29301537
She's sterile
Im probs at risk for her trying to drink my blood but that's about it.
But does this mean i won? Am i chad now?
>>29301617
>ring
>key
>quill
could easily become a powerful cult leader with that
>>29301629
he now has the look of a true warrior
>>29301665
Will you go on a date with me?
I have 8 Snapchat contacts
400 Facebook friends
And 120 Instagram followers
>>29299267
>try to befriend a girl
>she thinks your'e trying to get laid and takes everything you say as a sexual thing
Why do you do this?
>>29301744
no but i can check one thing off my list now. thank you
>>29301665
>don't even use snapchat or instagram
>facebook friends are my parents, my brothers, and a friend who never talks to me anymore because she's married and busy
At least I have my cat and my stuffed bunny and my computer.
Icebreakers are the best ships.
>playing vidya that doesn't need voicechat
>person is chatty, not a snide cunt
thanks Jesu-
>insists on being a girl the moment I speak in such a way that would imply that the person I am talking to is a guy
well ok I'll continue referring to her with male pronouns in the group chat so she doesn't have to deal with-
>she does it again in the group chat where everyone can see someone claiming to be a girl
>orbiters within a week apparently, high ranked person(s?) try playing with her/telling her how to play
>she stops joining group games entirely>an increase of people shittalking me coincided with that
>>29301665
>>29301764
>having facebook
Normies pls go
>>29301765
trains are still better than ships though
and too many people are still forgetting to sage
>>29301792
Even females hate females
Ships are bigger m8
>>29301839
I only have it because it's considered weird not to. I kept getting asked why I didn't have one in interviews, so I made one.
>>29301871
trains are a lot faster though
and look much cooler
>>29301901
Different strokes for different folks.
Origami
>>29301878
I briefly used it but when I realised I had no real friends I got rid of it. Never had a job or interview so I'm now dreading that question coming up.
>>29299401
>mfw ex has nearly 24k followers on instagram
>she lurked /r9k/
I'm 100% serious, this is who the fem"bots" are.
>>29301880
>made it clear that we were only friends and i didn't want anything more.
How did you make it clear? Have you actually told him that? Some guys don't notice "hints" easily.
>>29301984
Just make another one. I never even use mine, except to set stuff up with the brother I still hang out with.
>>29299542
>>29299267
OP finally acknowledged that men are absolutely sure that being complimented for a shitty shirt means "let's fuck".
Oil tanker comming through...
>>29301933
or we could just combine the two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJXprbRYcos
>>29302074
I like your thinking.
sage everybody.
>>29302018
I probably will eventually, just annoys me that normies want everything to be out in public. I'm extremely private and introverted (which is a death sentence for a men) anyway.
>>29302156
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. That's my entire social media presence, other than a Twitter account under a fake name, that I mostly use for free shit.
>>29302128
>tfw this area used to have a shitload of train ferries
>tfw none left at all
sad
>>29300283
>being this new
also, fuck the originality filter
>>29302210
That's a shame, these things are cool.
>>29299520
Disgusting Donkey Sucker lmfao
>>29302307
is that the Germany/Denmark ferry? I've been on it, had a great time
>>29300626
Even the smallest of femboy can conquer the mightiest Chadsby choking them with a bra
>>29302505
I think I would need to get the jump on a Chad pretty hard to kill him. I weigh about 80 pounds soaking wet. But in Doom it doesn't matter, because I'm blowing heads off of demons with a shotgun, I'm using a chaingun to mow down hordes of zombie soldiers, and I'm taking down a fucking Cyberdemon.
>>29302467
It is indeed.
Sage everyone.
>>29299480
ollray
>>29299480
rolling.
fuck nuggets.
>>29302577
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO THINK TO ROLL IN PIG LATIN WHAT THE FUCK
pretty good power desu
>>29302544
>>29302505
a train would conquer all of us, regardless of gender or size
>>29301757
Oh well, glad I could help.
>>29299520
>one reply
Wow, times have changed.
The war is over.
You lost.
If women want to complain about their fucking problems they can go to Facebook,
this board is for ROBOTS
R O B O T S
>>29302618
Even the very small ones.
>>29302760
WE ARE THE ROBOTS
(Despite what Recaptcha tells me.)
>>29299267
> compliment a guy on his t-shirt
>high level difficulty social interaction ensues
>autism can't handle it
>voice shakes and I start apologizing
>high stress levels
>death imminent
>>29301223
Oh fuck I lost it there, gj anon
>tfw based trainposter is still alive to derail these shit b8 threads
Doing God's work son, check my dubs as well
>>29302961
He's like the little engine that btfo bitches.
>>29302831
>sperging continues
>stammering and stuttering becomes the utterances of an unspeakable tongue
>eye roll back and skin begins to melt away
>entire earth shakes
>ground below his feet split open and the infernal fires rush out
>demons and tortured souls of all the earth's dead pour out
>everyone in a forty mile radius has been devoured by hellish evils
>all buildings have been leveled and the scorched ground is aflame with fire and brimstone
>from the bottomless chasm now opened across the earth, an enormous figure emerges
>he has a hundred heads with a thousand mouths
>all speak in deafening infernal tongues simultaneously at volumes thought impossible
>humankind is made into immortal slaves performing immeasurably painful and futile work for the rest of eternity
>mfw
>>29303023
Exactly. This anon gets it. Autism makes life hell on earth.
>>29299520
Top Anus Smasher
>date a guy
>let him know from the start that I don't have sex due to unpleasant memories
>he tells me that's perfectly okay since he has almost no sex drive
>warm up to him enough to be okay with hand holding, kissing, and cuddling
>he never tries to get me naked or feel me up
>this goes on for 6 months
>she texts me and work and asks me to see him after work
>meet him at his place
>he offers me some food and we play videogames for a bit
>he tells me he almost had sex with a girl from class (he's
>I go silent
>he tells me that he would never cheat on me and he is really trying very hard to not make sex a big deal , but by being with her he is reminded of how wholesome a relationship feels when both partners aren't intimidated by intimacy
>>29303242
Well, he's right tho
Don't date if you're scared of intimacy
>>29302784
if it's going full speed, yeah
>>29302961
even if I die, I'll make sure 54m50n doesn't
TOOT-TOOT
>>29301933
Your boat is really big. Can I touch it?
>>29299375
It is impossible to find other girls who play video games well
>>29299530
Stop being a lazy fuck and lose some weight.
Makeup can fix anything else
>>29300185
I was literally just playing Rust and some beta faggot thought me saying 'stay away from me or get shot' was = interest
I shot him obvs
>>29300372
>implying that you have no friends because you don't turn down every normie who tries to befriend you
>>29303503
Anybody can touch my boat.
>talking in new group chat, folks seem nice
>manage to not be a depressing cunt for a while because others are being nice to me, things are going well
>get on voice chat
>WOMEN ARE IDIOTS WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TALKING WITH WOMEN RED PILL FOR LIFE
>mfw
At least speaking is an easy way to weed out the retards early on
>>29303406
>tfw had beer and a picnic on a historic train for my birthday
it was a lot of fun
>tfw will never take a qt gril on a date to a rail museum/historic line
>>29303286
It's not my fault that I don't like sex. I still do everything else a girlfriend does in a relationship.
>>29303630
Always wanted to go on a train with a real dining car.
>>29303591
Funny how I never see the reasonable gamer grills when I play... it's always the attention whore or the bitchy slag playing with her bf. What gives? Are you all stuck playing Sims and LoL?
>>29303591
Step 1 of an average female intruding on a male group: weed out those with opinions unfavorable to her. Convince the white knights of the group to ostracize him in order to expedite this process.
Step 2: impose the dehumanizing alpha/beta dichotomy on the group; find the most alpha of all the males, shower him with love and attention so that the other beta males get jealous and attempt to one-up each other. Make sure to occassionally give one of the betas a bone to make sure the alpha doesn't get complacent
Step 3: Rake in the social profits of being a manipulative, demoralizing cunt that enjoys watching friend groups disintegrate, find a Chad, and date him for a while, leaving the entire group angry at each other and you.
>>29303665
it didn't have one, just a small snack bar. I bought the beer and picnic at Whole Foods and brought it on the train
>>29299302
Get the fuck out, vaginal Jew.
>>29303751
That is because the attention whore/bitchy slag has a personal white knight following her around to defend her honor at a moment's notice.
Competent gamer girls are smart enough to either leave or not talk because of MGTOW faggots ruining everything they touch with their Dorito-encrusted digits.
>>29303800
Isn't MGTOW supposed to be about not giving a fuck? How can they ruin anything?
>>29303661
You basically want a male best friend as a roommate. No one will ever date you long term if you hate sex.
>>29303841
She's just a vaginal Jew that cannot into buzzwords yet.
>>29303765
Or you could just leave and find a group that isn't socially retarded.
When will men realize that giving girls attention for being girls just promotes attention whore behavior? If a girl comes into your group, just treat them like a guy. If they can't handle not being the center of attention they can gtfo. The real world won't give them a free pass, so why should you?
>>29303841
Because you don't 'not give a fuck' and make a movement about not giving a fuck. You obviously give a fuck if you made a movement just to show women how much you don't care.
>>29303917
Look at this salty cunt.
>You obviously give a fuck if you made a movement just to show women how much you don't care.
I think half of them just hate the vaginal Jew and enjoy circlejerking about it. Vaginal Jews deserve all of the hate they get and then some.
>>29303917
I didn't make shit. I also don't give a fuck. I didn't even know about the term until someone used it to describe me.
>>29303769
TRAIN ANON I LOVE YOU. FUCKING TRAINS ARE AWSOME
>>29303954
>>29303877
tl;dr
>>29303973
Yes, because replying to me shows just how much you don't give a fuck
>>29303661
What unpleasant memories exactly?
>>29303889
>victim-shaming
How awful. Do you support rape?
>>29301617
>cloak
>stones
>quill
Would make robbing banks ridiculously easy.
>adult
>acquaintance says you look like jailbait loli
>becomes obsessed with me
neutral feel
>>29304487
Don't worry, I'm sure a Chad will come by and have a lolicon jailbait fetish soon enough.
Oh wait, when a Chad has that, it's not a fetish, it's "loving you for you! :^)"
>DUDE MEN WANT TO FUCK ALL THE TIME LMAO
yes can we get over this shit
how is this amusing anymore?
if you so much as look at me, i will assume you want to fuck
>b-but i don't want to fuck
we do almost all the time you cunt get the fuck over it and if you don't like it stop interacting with us because we will want to fuck you
>>29304546
Nah at trap I know is into that and I'm gonna fuck "her" in the pussi
>>29299520
>top pussy fucker
>virgin
I'm goin for a nap
>>29303889
if we weren't socially retarded we wouldn't be online
you're like those cunts who hunt animals in an enclosure
>>29303242
If this post were made by a man you would get responses along the lines of, "no shit sexual intimacy is a part of relationships. you should've known that your partner would have needs too, it's only your fault for getting into something you're not prepared for."
Because you are female however, you will get reassurance that your bf is a scumbag, and that you are the true victim here.
>>29299913
sinks are better
>>29299267
fuck off roastie
>>29299401
>no snaphat contacts
>937 fb "friends" that I just added for shitty games I don't play anymore, most are family
>no instagram
>no friends irl
>>29304744
>>no friends irl
be my gf
>can't get a fucking job in bullshit hick town
>will never get a non client-facing position because interviewers think you're moderately attractive and friendly because you can bullshit an interview well enough
>despite actually interviewing for a non client-facing position
holy shit all i want to do is pay bills and buy a record every now and then, why is this shit so aggravating
>>29304871
>holy shit all i want to do is pay bills and buy a record every now and then, why is this shit so aggravating
i know this feel
just give me a job reee
>>29303661
It is. You can't have your cake and eat too. Your bf did nothing wrong. You did something wrong by getting upset.
>make friends with a guy
>knew from beginning he has a girlfriend
>she's also a childhood friend of his . He liked her since highschool, but she hasn't shown interest in him until he was 25
>she's cool with me hanging out with her boyfriend
>guy always seems somewhat sad despite being in a relationship with his highschool love interest
>during one of our nightly hang outs, lean over to kiss him, but he stops me
>apologize because I forgot he was in a relationship
>he admits he likes me and wants to be my boyfriend, but he doesn't want to cheat
>his relationship with her is a bit loveless, she is dating him because she knows he'll keep her away from her vices
>they hardly have sex and she's moody almost all of the time
>ask him why he puts up with her
>he tells me she pulled him out of a mundane lifestyle and now it's his own to save her
>he tells me he wants to be with me so much because he sees a bright future with me
>ask him what kind of future he sees with his best friend
>tells me that she'll probably cheat or leave him for someone else once she gets her act together
>old men try to flirt with me
gross hahahah
>>29304951
>tfw a call center outright denied your application
>>29299302
Guilty. It's because of the pheromones women secrete from that entire area.
>>29305045>tfw you've fucked your dad's boss
>compliment girl on her shirt
>get tazed
>>29299267
>Girls are too lazy to find girls or Gays that actually play video games
>she thinks she's a unique flower because "lol gurl gamer XD"
>Plays with lonely socially awkward males
>surprised when betas have a crush on them
It's your own damn fault
>>29299520
>Dangly Penis Bitch
>can't touch clit right before the moment orgasm comes
>can't force self to continue rubbing it out
>have had cuck-tier half orgasms for the past five years
>>29305312
why can't you touch your clit?
origo nalomus
>>29305380
can't reach it
>>29301522
Would love be mutual, or so you could just use him?
>>29305401
What? you got T-rex arms or some shit?
>>29305433
Women do not love.
>>29305401
pretty good senpai
>>29305380
it's normal for my body to seize during an orgasm, but my hand seizes up the second before it starts
it's ruined my orgasms for half a decade, to the point where i masturbate maybe twice a month at most
>>29305401
are you armless or some shit
>qt cashiers always ask if I had a good morning
>"yes"
>>29299267
>Compliment a girl on her shirt
>she gets me arrested and sent to prison for rape
>>29305527
The future is near!
>27
>never had a boyfriend
>3 close friends
>80 friends on facebook
>mostly family and coworkers
>70 instagram followers
>same situation
>work in a bank
>5'5, 160lbs
>>29305835
>5'5" 160bs
I think I know why you've never had a boyfriend.
>>29305871
she sounds too skinny, gotta up those assets
>>29305058
>licking literal shit
>complaining about getting cucked for not entertaining his condition as a man
Fucking women, right?
>>29305835
Nah, man, you're just ugly. Quit throwing insignificant numbers at that shit.
>>29299520
>fucking tit fucker
nice
>>29305491
Get a vibe and find a way to hold it onto you that doesn't require your arms.
>>29305835
>tfw turning 25 on saturday, never had a bf, and the closest thing you have to an irl friend is a retired professor
I don't mind being a kv but I don't understand how people make friends.
>>29299520
>legendary penis-lover
>>29306054
>thinks i'm employed
>>29305871
that honestly depends on where all of the fat is
i'm 5'4''/175 and it's mostly just a small annoying belly pooch and big honkin' thighs
>>29306163
people make friends with other people that are not as ugly as you are. tough luck for you there, my famalam
>>29306201
Yeah, no. Lose weight, fatty.
>Period is late
>Panic
>Assume I must somehow be pregnant
>Mfw virgin
Apparently this is pretty common
>>29306201
Bitch, you're fat. What the fuck are you on about?
>>29299480
Rolling a roll
Trips get
Or not
>>29299520
>3D Bobby Sauce Revenge
???
>>29306222
i am
>only lifting is enjoyable
>you will never be a 6'4'' thicc musclegirl
i'm full of obscure feelings
>>29301515
wowcringe
>>29301522
>be me
>guy with depression and alot of self image issues
>girl i like is being nice to me
>dont want to overinterpret anything and hurt even more so i keep pretending that im not in live with her
>>29306428
Does this sound familiar to you?
>>29299520
Edgy Penis Blaster
Shiiiiit, I edge to shemale porn until I blast.
>>29299267
>>29299302
>>29299314
>>29299375
>>29299401
>>29300335
>>29300626
>>29300805
>>29301629
>>29301665
No wonder that Lexie Belle is successful, happy and popular, she has the right attitude.
>>29304742
sinku on the right best sinku
>>29306201
Then use faucet or shower head to masturbate.
>>29299480
rolling
originali ravioli
>>29306555
im aware of the issue
Moving my snakes to the new house. Back hurts like a bitch.
>>29299267
Now you see how shitty it is to be a man, when the slightest compliment feels like a grace.
>>29299480
Number 7 sounds nice
>>29306826
Stop being fat and go deadlift shitcunt
>>29306826
The correct word is "snek" or "sneks".
>>29306932
Sorry I had to block you. Wish we could still talk.
>let bi female friend suck on your nipples just to see what it feels like
>she tries to kiss you afterward
>>29307006
Nigga what
U dumb as shit desu
>>29299520
>Titanic Banana Smasher
>>29307016
I know this feel. I let my lesbian friend dominate me and fuck me with a strap on and now she thinks I'm her girlfriend and has "cured" me of my straightness hahaha. I just ghosted her and stopped replying to her texts
>tfw partner physically abuses me whenever I have an anxiety attack
i dont even understand why, he never does it the rest of the time
>>29307092
>when you and your friend cosplay yaoi kiss and people think you're lesbians
>when you and your friend have cosplay sex and people think you're lesbians
It's not gay if you're both pretending to be boys you dips
>>29301764
I'll be your bf if you let me sniff your farts
>>29299375
I know this feel well. Every single time.
>have really great friendship with guy
>he falls in love with you and has to leave the friendship because he can't deal with you not returning his love
>sometimes they leave so suddenly and wordlessly that it feels like they died
>think you've finally made a platonic friend
>he ends up trying to fuck you like the rest
I just stopped getting close to men. Period. I keep them at an arms length now, but even then it's hard to keep them from falling further. Hell, I rarely even bother making friends anymore.
>>29307662
Constantly show them >>29306555
>>29299520
>Long Tit Man
