To the chestlet girls here
if you came home and found your boyfriend fucking a big titted girl and in obvious rapture and delight, far more satisfied with her sumptuous breasts than he could ever be with your mosquito bites how would you react? Would you storm out humiliated that you could never compete or would you become aroused at the sight of a genetically superior specimen pleasing your man in ways and levels that you never could?
You and the "thick girl" poster are the cancer killing this board. kys, seriously. At least BRRRRAAPPP guy is funny.
>>29299108
Kill him, the slut, then myself.
Better to go out with a bang.
>>29299133
mad chestlet
>All these chestlet threads
awesome, make big boobs more popular so I can find a superior small titted gf with less trouble
Is c cup considered queen of chestlets?
>>29299108
>sure you will be able to please Chad with your A sized chest
>actually big breasts hurt him
:^)
>>29299133
/r9k/ is a shitty containment board. Better that they and other shitposters stay here and don't pollute others.
>>29299180
>getting jealous over a gook
>>29299215
>I-I'm not settling, I want a girl with gross mosquito bites
sssshhh
>>29299353
> black and blue marks
> confirmed coalburner
>chestlets
>ever competing with big, perfect, full, soft and shapely jubblies
>>29299108
Who here doesnt even like tits?
I don't see the point of them. If I can't put my dick in it, what's the idea? I highly doubt putting it between would feel good at all, and it doesn't work unless the girl has large, large tits.
Ass is where it's at.
>>29299108
>thinking that liking cartoon women masks your low level masculinity and social status.
>>29299829
>who here doesnt even like tits
t. Mosquito bites
>>29299829
>Who here doesnt even like tits?
Tits like the neckberads ITT are positing are for lower class men.
>>29299829
>ass is where it's at
White nigger/nigger detected.
Anything over a C is pure hillbilly tier.
B is perfect.
>>29299829
>be me
>had a thick girlfriend for a few weeks because women can't be alone while searching for the next chad and will temporarily settle for beta robot loosers
>huge firm udders
You lying on your back and she bedning over you and having gravity pulling their boobies down to gently stroke your cock is the best feeling ever. A vagina can't even compete.
>>29299958
This.
Soft titties rubbing your cock is one of the best foreplay experiences.
>>29299922
Anything below d is pedophile tier. E cup is perfection
>>29300085
you gotta be 18 to post here, dude
>if
>IF
It's happened before. I just ran off and kept going until I ended up at the park, and cried for a few hours there, then fell asleep on the bench.
>>29299108
>implying my beta boy could get (and last more than a week with) anyone other than me.
oh anon that just simply would never happen.
>>29300143
>pedophile calling anyone else underage
From a chestlet: fuck off, guys like flat girls. But no girl can ever like small dicks.
So you guys lose again.
>>29299145
I want to die like this. How do I seduce you and make it happen?
>>29301307
Holy shit the amount of butthurt here. Don't worry chestlet, there's always the pedos! They won't care about your non existant """""tits"""""!
Pretending to be a chick with a flat chest who wishes she had huge tits is worse than gay ERPers with their anime profiles.
They are mentally ill, what's your excuse?
>>29301307
Don't delude yourself cunt. Take it from a guy - we pretend to not care because we don't want to hurt your feelings. But if you had a busty twin we'd dump your ass and go with her instead.
>>29299180
She's clearly wearing a push up bra. Not to mention that white men who have a hard on for gooks are undesired beta males by default.
>>29299353
What the fuck with the hairy arms yo
