ITT: SHIT YOUR PARENTS SAY
>""get a job""
>>29298477
>"lol why don't you have a gf yet ;)"
FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID BITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29298477
>"you're not a man for every girl. You just have to search for that one percent and it'll work, haha"
- Boomer dad
>>29298548
My dad once made jokes about how "my laptop is my gf xDDD".
Why do they do this?
>>29298477
>"I'm glad you're not gay"
>>29298596
They want a reaction from you. So they can entertain themselves.
>>29298477
>"you should just kill yourself"
>"you're gonna make everyone in the house die"
>"get a job"
>"why don't you go live with your dad"
>"why do i have a son like this"
>"i am shame to tell people i have son"
>"get a job"
>get job
>"get a better job"
FFFUUUUUCK
>"you are handsome"
>It's okay, we just want you to be healthy
Hits hard after you've spent months getting blackout fucked up and being an asshole NEET.
>>29298477
"We're so proud of you, Anon."
>>29298860
it sounds mockingly if you're actually ugly. i mean, do they really think i cant see myself in the mirror ?
>You're on your way to wizardry aren't you?
I don't know how the fuck my dad knows about that but it caught me.off guard
>You are my biggest disappointment.
Thanks, dad. Hopefully i'll walk again thanks to your support.
>>29298879
holy shit i don't like this feel
>One day when you have kids....
>Get the fuck out of my house
Fuck off cunt you are renting it isn't yours
>>29298477
>I love you and I'm proud of you
I'm a good kid.
>>29299037
No, you don't. I regret a lot of things, and I know there's a lot more that I've forgotten.
Fuck benzo's man.
>>29298477
"You should call me more"
"Why don't respond to my texts? I'd like to know how my son is doing."
"Hope I can see my grandson soon"
Normie scum here.
>>29298477
>There's X job in the paper
>There's X job on X Website
>I think you should apply
>X relative has well paying job and new car
>X relative has gf and apartment
>>29298477
>"You should learn to be more normal, anon"
>mom makes a joke about how "shes wondering if I'm really her child because I dont like chocolate"
>laugh with her
>she then spends the next to minutes saying "it was a joke. don't worry I'm really her child".
>keeps saying it over and over
>to the point now I'm wonder why
>been saying this shit for years now
>really start to wonder if I'm adopted
>"Don't you want a girlfriend?"
>"Don't you want a life?"
Dad gives me shit all the time. I know its because he cares, but I'm just so fucked up I can't really help it.
>>29299143
>you should apply for full time things aswell, your qualifications dont matter if they see you attempting anyways theyll pick you
FUCK OFF MUM YOUR ALMOST 70 YEARS OLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LIKE I COULD GET JOB RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29299438
fuck i know this feel
>3-5 Years Experience doesn't matter!!!
>>29298477
>don't worry, you'll like it when I touch youy there
>yeah just like that
>just sit still
>turn over
>dont worry bubby, itll fit
>dont clench
>just take it!
>stop crying
>the blood is a good thing!
>oh yeah
>yah!
>yes yes oh yes!
>ugh I'm cumming!
>tell mom and Ill kill you
>>29299772
This bait is so bad. It's like you're not even trying.
>>29299772
Leave
rdeszudirofg
>>29299001
>Google search history: "30 y/o virgin son won't get off internet help"
>>29298477
>it's you're fault that our marriage is falling apart>tfw your life will never be a slice of life like yotsubai long for a universe in which i'm free from all the things that sadden me in this one, my only regret in life is that i can't seem to find something that will help
>you should go out and socialize
>you can't stay cooped up in your room your whole life
>you are going to become a angry, bitter old man
>I was crying earlier thinking about what you are going to do for school
>I'm thinking of divorcing your mother, what do you think?
>why can't we be civilized like the animals?
>>29299845
>>29299882
yeah my PTSD that has all but ruined my life is just bait
fuck you normies
>>29299772
>>29300038
>normie trying to be funny
>>29298477
> You should be more like your brother
>>29298477
>You're handsome anon.
Heh everyone I know, knows that is not true.
>>29298477
>Get a job
Sure, let me just wave my magic wand that lowers minimum wage, eradicates affirmative action, and makes the economy healthy again. Better yet, let's see YOU go around trying to apply to minimum wage jobs and see how far that gets you. Then complain about I don't have a job yet, you fucking cunts.
>>29301317
>YOU go around trying to apply to minimum wage jobs and see how far that gets you.
>hard to get minimum wage jobs
dude
what
I faked my way through like five months at the local Fry's service center and it was definitely not a minwage job.
>It's like you're not even trying anymore
>>29298634
how is that anime?
>>29298477
> im ashamed of you
> youre an asshole
> youre a junkie
Things i say to my parent
> then just piss off out of my life if you have a problem with me
> tfw when you can stand on your own two feet and dont depnd on your parents
Feels good man
>>29298477
>get a job
>clean your room
>you're a slob
>I can't stand you
>>29298634
>(grand)parents always say this
>"R...right, h...haha"
>>29298477
>STOP FARTING, ASSHOLE!
we just made passing nods at each other
we gave up on communication long ago
>It's okay anon, you can live with us for the rest of your life
they've completely given up on me but hide their disappointment
>>29298477
>you have a job, just get a house now!
>one day you'll meet someone and have grandchildren
Not like I'm a kissless virgin who can barely talk to women or anything
>you're handsome and smart
>why don't you go with your friends?
>are you going to learn to drive soon?
>>29298477
>Smoke up, Johnny!
>"It's beautiful outside why don't you go enjoy the weather?!"
Except it's 86 degrees and sunny, which only makes me feel like a lethargic, sweaty piece of garbage. I have no energy in warm weather.
I like the outdoors, but I prefer cold weather, so I go hiking in the winter, plus then there's no bugs.
fuck summer
>>29299264
ur not adopted your mom kidnapped you from a chocolate hating family
>>29302588
I actually like going outside in the summer, problem is I have no friends to be with.
>>29298477
Dad thought I was gay. he's dead now RIP
Mom doesn't say anything. She knows I'm a social failure and she will never have grandchildren
>>29299049
this...original commentario fuck da police oregano
>>29302482
Well, why don't you just get one?
>>29299970
don't worry anon, death holds a great world for us where normies can't hurt us
>>29302995
What if it won't? I just want to be happy and afterlife in which I'm a non corporeal being that can create universes to live in on a whim feels like a godly concept but it seems to good to be true.
What if there's just nothing?What if there are other people in the afterlife, I don't want to share my cloud space with filthy normies
>you're such an asshole
>you're so lazy
>you're such a punk
>screw you
>pretty successful college student with a good internship
>the way my parents treat actually makes me want to commit suicide
>all of my friends and my therapist tell me that my parents are at least partially abusive but I can't bring myself to believe it for real
who /badchildhood/ here
>>29303437
I don't know. I don't feel bad if my consciousness dissapears and theres no afterlife, I prefer that to living. Well at least death is free and I have it for granted
>"You shouldn't spend so much time inside your room"
"It's like you don't exist"
>Why don't you come say hello to all of our guests?
>never get callbacks from applications
>"have ya tried walmart/similar bottom-of-the-barrel job yet :^)"
in all my years of employment i've never once worked a job that shitty and i never will fuck off with that suggestion reeee
>>29298477
>tfw relatives come to house and you have entertain them
I'm not angry with you, I'm just very disappointed.
>that shirt looks nice anon
>if I wore a garbage bag you'd say it looks nice
>a-anon don't say things like that you look good
Mom compliments are the worst because no matter how much of a fucking ugly failure you are they'll never stop trying to praise
>Waow anon, you lost weight?
NO I DIDNT WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW IM FAT AND UGLY STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
>Oh anon, you're totally going to come back from university with a cute wife aren't you?
Please stop mocking me, dad. I didn't ask for this.
>>29305277
a mother will love their child regardless of how ugly they are
now you just have to find a gf that feels the same
>>29305277
>mom slowly becomes an alcoholic and constantly apologizes to you about failing you as a parent but that you've come along nicely
i never know how to respond to this
>You need to grow up
that stung
>"get a gf"
>"you fucking sky? get a gf"
>"you fucking gay? get a gf"
>"fucking study"
>"yo you have no friends? make friends"
as if i didn't already lose any hope, they're wasting their time
>>29302945
This is how my sister talks during every conversation.
>why don't you just move out? :^)
Because I don't have a bf to mooch off like you did
>why don't you just quit your job? :^)
Because I've been ignored by every other business I've applied to
>why don't you just go to college for that thing you like? :^)
Because I can't afford to pay $60,000 to go to a decent uni for four years to get a degree for something that's extremely competitive and will never get me a decent job
>>29305325
>uni
>cute wife
Where do you live anon?
>>29305440
America.
I'm 25 though.
>>29298477
>be me
>tell parents I want to travel
>TRAVEL?! WTF?! WHERE YOU EVEN GOING TO GO?!
>thailand maybe? then europe after...
>HAHA LOLOLOL YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THAILAND TO FUCK WHORES AND GET DODGY MASSAGES HUH?! FORGET ABOUT IT!
I'm 23. Fuck these overbearing cuntie parents. I'm moving out and never coming back.
>>29305388
>"no friends? make friends"
goddamn it, this line of thinking pisses me off so much
>"hey anon, i heard you've had writer's block for a couple of years now. why don't you just try writing again"
FUCK YOU
>>29299352
>>"Don't you want a life?"
>"what are you gonna do with your life?"
It usually sounds like they're genuinely worried, but sometimes it sounds like they're mocking me.
>>29305529
>I'm moving out and never coming back
>I'm 23
i'm definitely sure they'd be heartbroken, you mongoloid
>>29298634
>grandpa is asshole to people
>he brags about how no one in the family is gay
>mfw i come out as gay
>>29298477
>When are you going to get on a normal sleeping schedule?
God I suck
>>29305562
thanks for the encouragement, i needed some tough love <3
