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Why are chestlets always so angry at everything?
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Why are chestlets always so angry at everything?
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Holy shit she is perfect
Goddamn I can die happy now
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>>29297832
Why are dicklets always so angry at everything?
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>>29297832
Genetic inferiority will do that to you.
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>>29297832
i'm a dicklet, i'm short tempered as fuck too
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>>29297853
>Missingthepoint.jpg
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>>29297832
that ain't jealousy lad
that's arousal
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That tiny rib cage with those wide hips is doing something to me
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>>29297832
Because they're always reminded of the fact that men will never actually love them or ever lust over them.
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>>29297832

>younger sister always had bigger boobs than me
>now that she had giving birth, her boobs are even bigger
>constantly catch boyfriend staring at my little sister. She likes to wear tops that show off her cleavage
>I'm a 36B, sister is a D cup
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>>29297967
>36
Wow, you must be fat and flat like a board - how does that feel?
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>>29297967
its ok ill be your bf
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>>29297967
>female
>with boyfriend
>on /r9k/
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i think fembots should post their boob size and we can see who the queen of tits is
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>>29298018
>fembots
end your life right now
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>>29297832
Why does r9k always go on about how gross small breasts are but freak out when anyone mentions plastic surgery? It's not like y'all don't like the look cause 95% of the women y'all post have super obvious implants.
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>>29298018

all the big boobers of /r9k/ are away
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What I hate about being flat chested:
-guys feel the constant need to remind me that there is nothing wrong with having small tits
-can't talk about wanting big boobs without a guy professing their love for flat chested girls
-some guys are only interested in me because they want to roleplay their incestuous fantasies
-bra shopping is embarrassing
-some clothing are just not doable since they're designed to snug breasts
-constant accidental nip slips since it's a lot easier to see my breasts when I lean over or wear a loose fitting top (If I bend over, my nipples will be visible to anyone who looks down my shirt. If I raise my arm while wearing a loose fitting short sleeve top, you can see my nipple through the arm opening of the shirt)
-so easy to be compared to other girls since breasts are seen by everyone. No matter way, there's always a quiet contest about who has the biggest tits (example: going into an elevator where there's all girls. Girl with biggest tits will do something subtle to show off how much bigger she is than every girl there)
-people assume I'm a minor when I'm old enough to rent a car. Constantly get carded. If I'm out during school hours or at night, people pester me about how I should be in school or how I shouldn't be out so late.
-can't drink or smoke in public without getting dirty looks
-the occasional pull over while driving since police want to know that I'm not a minor who stole mommy's car
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>>29298156
Fuck the >fembot meme, this was an interesting read.
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>>29298156
>Girl with biggest tits will do something subtle to show off how much bigger she is than every girl there
is this really a consistent thing or just something that happened to you a couple times?

>guys feel the constant need to remind me that there is nothing wrong with having small tits
out of curiosity what do you tell guys about penis size?
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>>29298156
>-guys feel the constant need to remind me that there is nothing wrong with having small tits
But there is.
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>>29298156
Same for everything except I can never get a guy interested in me. No matter how much they claim to like flat chests they never shut up about big ones and link me porn of it literally every day. All the games and things they wanna play always have busty girls in skimpy outfits or who are naked and they always immediately comment on how hot and lewd they are. Yet when I say I don't feel like playing I get told I'm paranoid and should just get over the fact that no guy will ever not spend all of this time wishing I at least had something.

I've given up on trying to avoid flashing people for the most part. I've had children's training bras gape on me a ton and have flashed people with 4 layers over my chest before. Thankfully no one has ever even noticed, I just found out when I went to wash my hands. So that's one of the only perks to being flat chested.

One of my other biggest pet peeves is busty girls who claim to hate being busty and having attention, but wear push up bras and super low cut shirts almost everyday. If you say anything like you don't fit into a top they'll play victim for ages and say how you have it so much better but get beyond pissed if you agree with them and say you don't dream of having cowtits every night. Or the ones that come to communities full of women and go on about how big they are and humble brag but get really offended when they're either ignored or they get the advice they asked for. I honestly think they're so used to being adored just for having tits that they think it's normal and that not having someone hit on them every two seconds is a personal attack. I've seen plenty of those types irl and they'll complain about all the guys hitting on them, but if no one does they get really moody and say "this must be what being flat chested is like." As stupid as the whole "every single woman ever will be able to have loving relationships with any guy for no reason" t.bh it really does sound like it's true for busty girls.
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>tfw no tittymonster gf
to live is to suffer
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>>29298369
I've seen even women with severe acne problems and a mustache get hit on by tons of guy whenever we were together. She'd talk about how she had no options but she seemed super shocked and unbelieving when I said literally no one has ever actually like me and her dating tips consisted of just talking to guys and they'll be "guaranteed to be attracted to me." It's like they really can't imagine a world where guys don't fall over you no matter what you do.
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>>29298154
See these are super fake. Why does r9k claim to hate boobjobs if most of their fap material has them?
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>>29297832
Same reason whites hate blacks so much. The feeling of inadequacy
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>>29297832
That's Muriel on the left, one of my favorite nude models since years ago. Some of the nicest bewbs I've ever seen. Her face ruins it a little sometimes though. She hasn't done anything for a while afaik though, she must be getting too old for the business or something.
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>>29298439
wow, nice tit job there, I'd happily be deceived by those
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>>29298156
>>29298369
>all this shit about how "guys claim flat chests is nothing wrong but then stare/talk about big boobs being better"
>"wah wah if I had bigger boobs I wouldn't be such a shit person"

lol changing some minor aspect of your body isn't going to make people like and respect you more

and DFC > dumb shit cow tits
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>>29298439
>Why does r9k claim to hate boobjobs if most of their fap material has them?
It's deceiving, simple as that really. In real life we pick mates based upon genetic traits, and by getting surgery you obscure and essentially lie about your traits, you trick men into believing you're prime genetic material when really you aren't. It's offensive on a primal level.
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>>29298515
Ofc it won't but you'll never have anyone sexually attracted to you either. I'm not a "small" b-cup tons of guys love those. I'm not even an a-cup I'm literally flat. It doesn't matter how much someone respects you if they aren't attracted to you. Otherwise straight men would date other men all the time. And I'd rather not be reminded how I'll never be more than something they'll eventually learn to tolerate while fantasizing over big breasts exclusively every single day. I'd literally rather die than be with a man that points out how hot a woman's boobs are when we go out together.

>>29298502
That's the average titjob, it just gets lied about it in porn so guys think only the absolute worst boobjobs are fake.

>>29298589
But they don't say that they say stupid beta whitenight shit like "just b yourself" and "I'm sure you'll find someone who tolerates it eventually and only thinks about cheating everyday instead of actually doing it". Or they're dumbasses who claim fake boobs are real so they can't even judge anything in the first place.
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>Girl with biggest tits will do something subtle to show off how much bigger she is than every girl there
You're paranoid. My girlfriend is a 36B and not once as she ever said girls do this.
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>>29297853
Nobody in public knows who has a small dick

Everyone can see your washboard chest though from a mile away.
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>>29298653
You never tell guys anything like that. Especially not your bf. They'll immediately take the busty girls side and say you must be extremely jealous and then say they're just so hot anyone would be. Why set yourself up for a punch in the gut?
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>>29298650
>I'm literally flat
it's so fucking hot when chestlets take pics with big tit girls. they both know it's humiliating for the one with no tits

>>29298653
>36 band size and that cup size
tell that landwhale to lose some weight
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>>29298653
why are you on r9k if you have a GF?

are you just the biggest most pathetic faggot alive?

aren't you a happy content satisfied normie?

wow, how pathetic you must be.
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>>29297832
chestlets should all be bullied and forced to suck on and play with superior breasts to learn their place
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>>29298682
You're paranoid and delusional. What could I possibly gain from saying something like that to her? An argument? Her crying all night? I love her tits, and I'm not even saying I wouldn't enjoy some fat DDs rubbing against my face, but I'm not stupid enough to hurt her feelings.

Also, to your post here:
>>29298650
You do realize this is exactly how all guys feel about their dicks? Here's a tip, it doesn't matter how big a girl's tits are, or how big a guy's dick is, 99% of us have some sort of insecurity about them. You may as well just stop and be thankful that your tits aren't going to affect how much pleasure a guy gets while fucking you (because it does affect guys small dicks) or the fact that there are tonnes of guys that either prefer small tits, or ar at least totally accepting of it (because 99% of women want at least an average penis).
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>>29298650
just get a boob job, sheesh

and don't tell anyone
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>>29298650
>But they don't say that they say stupid beta whitenight shit
Those are all just poor attempts to rationalize a feeling they don't fully understand.

It all just comes down to genetics, it's a difficult feeling to define because it's not something rational and conscious, it's a carnal distaste for genetic deception.
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>>29298280

Penis is different since you can't be good at sex if you have a small penis. The smallest I'll tolerate is 4.5 inches .

>eating out with a friend
>we go to his place
>he doesn't like wearing outdoor clothes in his house so he changes in front of me
>he changes his underwear too and I see his small flaccid penis
>after he changes into sweatpants and a shirt he gets in bed with me
>asks me if I liked what I saw
>tell him that it's kind of small
>he puts his arm around me and says "well, let's make it bigger" before he starts kissing me
>tell him if it's 6 inches I'll let him fuck me tonight
>he asks me "what if it's bigger than 6 inches"
>jokingly tell him anal before we making out with him some more
>after awhile we both look down at his erection bulging in his pants
>pull down his pants, tell him it still looks small
>take a ruler that' was nearby on his night stand
>his penis isn't even 5 inches
>tell him he gets a complimentary handjob while he can play with my flat chest
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>>29298280
Not her but it is a thing. My gf from my normie days was a 32DD and usually the biggest girl in the room. She was insecure about most of the rest of her body so she was super proud of her boobs and always wore clothing that flattered her chest size. She was very honest about it and told me that it's how she claims her superiority over other girls. Girls are super competitive in this way and what the fembot was saying is not far from the truth. I buy it.
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>>29298699
Lol shes not fat shes just tall
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>>29298797
It's all I've gotten in the past. You've been calling me paranoid too. For fucks sake my bf sends me pics almost exactly like this >>29298154 and this >>29298391 and says how hot they are, but but gets super offended and mad when I ask him not to. Or the same but with just enough bikini armor to cover to up nips and vag and I'm obviously paranoid for saying I'd rather not have him send me fap material all while he goes on about how hot they are.

Literally every single guy I've had an extended conversation with tells me about how hot big boobs are and sends me pics of busty women where boobs are the focus than backtrack and say they just liked the music video or the game scene or whatever. Imagine if you had a 1 inch long dick and your gf sent you picks of huge dicks literally almost everyday and every single game and movie they wanted to play and watch with you had them and they commented on them literally every single time. I know it might sound hard to believe, but when I say commenting on it I mean saying how "lewd" and hot they are instantly. Usually even before I notice it myself. By scenes obviously focused on boobs I mean like GOT boob scenes kind of thing where it can't be mistaken for anything else and pictures that are literally just disembodied boobs.

>You may as well just stop and be thankful that your tits aren't going to affect how much pleasure a guy gets while fucking you (because it does affect guys small dicks) or the fact that there are tonnes of guys that either prefer small tits, or ar at least totally accepting of it (because 99% of women want at least an average penis).

I don't have small tits. I know tons of guys love those and won't hate being in a relationship with them, but I'm completely flat chested. There's absolutely nothing. Most of r9k is guaranteed to be at least a little bit bigger male or female.
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>>29298815
What's this?
A chestlet roastie making up stories on the internet?
Guess that's what happens when you're a wagecuck.
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>>29298815
I forgot this too. Stop with this stupid meme.

>>29298908
There's about a 0.01% chance of that being a girl.
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>>29298815
That's the fakest thing I've ever read on this entire board and I've been here for 6 years.
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>>29298900

if your bf bothers you dump him and I'll smash your pussy every night for you, big tits small tits I don't care
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>>29298156
There is nothing wrong with small breasts though. To me breasts size isn't the most important thing I look for when dating someone. Yes, like most men and women it is a huge plus if your partner is well endowed, but at the end of day I am not dating you for your breasts.
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>>29298900
Well, that sounds more like an issue between you and your boyfriend. He sounds like a huge twat. Honestly, he's probably doing it on purpose for some reason. Maybe he's hinting that he wants to fuck other girls, maybe he's just trying to cuck you.

Also, liking big tits is the normiest fetish. Most people guys either look like 12 year olds when they're talking about big tits, or douchebros or something. Most guys grow out of this phase and learn that ass is actually more important. There are plenty of guys that honestly couldn't give a single shit about you being flat-chested, some that will even love it. Not saying it's going to be as easy as a girl with a bigger chest, but its still a very real possibility. My advice is dump your dick boyfriend and find one of those guys.
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>>29298900
Do couples usually send porn to each other? Is this normal or something?

That's fucking disgusting desu
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>>29298990
Small breasts are flat for fucks sake. Besides on r9k even c-cups are small according to y'all.

>>29298987
Sure but you'll still be sending me giant tits and talking about how hot they are probably even while we're on a date.

>>29299013
He's really great in every other way and claims to like flat chests too, but he never actually talks about them or sends thing unless I literally beg him to stop. I've had the same experience with every other guy who claims to not care or love all kinds. In the end even when you literally beg them to stop telling you or to at least talk about flat chests maybe even just once a month they start hate you and say sending porn and saying hot it is just their personality and any normal girl wouldn't care and I'm really stupid and controlling for caring about it. T.bh I went from liking my chest to crying literally almost every night about it in a few months. I can't even get a silicone boobjob until 22 and idk if we can hold out that long. He says he doesn't feel like talking about anythign lewd for a few weeks now but he's still been talking about how hot big boobs are and how he faps to gaint tit eroges. T.bh I expect him to try to fade me out soon. I'm pretty sure it's already started.

If I could find a guy who didn't do that literally everyday until 5 months of arguing literally every single week to twice a week. I'd believe it. but I've honestly never seen a guy who genuinely wouldn't be feeling like they're missing out by having a flat chested gf and thinking about it all the time.

>>29299039
Idk he says it is and that no normal girl would care.
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>>29299168
*aren't flat

And I don't want anyone else. I just want him to like me and actually be attracted to me.
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>>29298935
Exactly,
because wagecucks often pretend to be women.
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>>29299168
Why the fuck are you still with that guy if he's destroyed your sense of self esteem so totally? Find someone who actually gives a shit.
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>best friend has always been super busty since we first met
>she gets a lot of male attention
>at social gatherings, she'll let most guy friends touch her boobs when hey ask
>when we're at a pool party and she's wearing a bikini, she gets circled by friends (guys and girls) admiring her bust. Girls will grope her without asking and she has no problem with it. Some guy friends will try to ask her if they can grope her while they're alone (usually when everyone is distracted and she's chilling at the corner of the pool or hot tub)
>she has no problem going topless when it gets late and the party dies down (as in mostly really close friends are there) . Her orbiter will hug her close with his face in her boobs when hot tubbing
>I wouldn't mind letting a random guy groping me if they asked nicely, but it never happens because I'm flat
>have no problem going topless during my first make out session with a guy ( as long as it's a private area and no one else is around), but no guy ever tries feeling me up when we first make out .
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>>29299168
This is exactly why I'm saying you are paranoid/delusional. You're boyfriend is a rare exception. He is not the norm. No one I know that wants to stay in a relationahip would torment their partner like this. He's completely obliterating you're self-esteem, and even though the other aspects of the relationship may seem fine, this is extremely unhealthy and he either needs to stop immidiately, or you need to get out. And for the love of God, don't spend a stupid amount of money on implants just to make a douchebag like that happy. Unless he's paying for it, and it's what you honestly want, there's no reason to do that.

I'm still not sure what his reasoning would be for doing this. Sounds like he may just want out of the relationship, or he is pushing you to get surgery or something. Either way, you need to have a serious talk with him. Give him an ultimatum or something. You're at the point where his actions are going to lead you to believe that no guy could ever want you, including himself, and the only way to fix that is to leave and see that a lot of guys don't care about how big your tits are at all.
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>>29298900
You have a nice looking apple-round ass?
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>>29299168
You sound exactly the same as a guy who is insecure with his penis.
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>>29299295
>I'm still not sure what his reasoning would be for doing this.
It may be that he is deliberately trying to undermine her self worth to keep her stuck in the relationship with him out of fear of no better prospects.
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>>29298797
"You may as well just stop and be thankful that your tits aren't going to affect how much pleasure a guy gets while fucking you"

This. This kills me every single day thinking about it. It looms ominously behind me demeaning and invalidating every accomplishment I have made or will make. For all the women going on about societies impossible standards they feel forced to meet men feel them too. I constantly feel pressure to have superficial goods/status that reflect I guess my ability to provide for or lavish a prospective partner (money, a car, a good job etc..).
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>>29299277
>>29298900
>>29299168
>woman literally wants to be with a Chad that treats her like shit and insults her body all the time instead of someone who love her
Maybe she feels bad because she has a shit personality and is an idiot. It probably has nothing to do with her breasts.
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>>29299168
>lewd
>giant tit eroges
Do you get off on roleplaying or are you really just a psychotic faggot pretending to be a girl on the internet?
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>>29299369
From first world standards I live in abject poverty with no one to help so anything I have I've really suffered for. Sucks seeing rich kids who don't have to work labor intensive jobs just to pay my bills. Anyway, what's more devastating is the constant pressure I feel to have a certain body type. I'm muscular but lean af. I can't afford (money or time) the diet necessary to reap the gains necessary to look "ripped". My self esteem drops every time I see someone who's got big arms and chest. I can't help but compare myself. I also don't have great hair so I can't have a cool haircut, I can't grow a beard. I can't have a more masculine jaw. And even though I feel broken by these alone, even if I had the money and success and looks to compensate for all of this..I can never change the penis I was endowed with.
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>>29299403
Wagecucks everybody
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>>29298156
>Girl with biggest tits will do something subtle to show off how much bigger she is than every girl there
like what? jumping jacks?
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>>29299446
It is immediately correlative to a woman's pleasure. Even if she claims my size is adequate (6.5inches in length) I'd be a fool to think ANY woman would EVER say "no" to more length and more girth. Some men, many of them, possibly every man who walks by on the street, may have it. And there's just nothing I can do about it. Millions of men could achieve a deeper level of penetration inside of my woman than I will ever be able to feel. I am subdued by this fact and I just can't fucking accept it. Accepting it is like accepting that I am inferior and unworthy..I can't palette it. And living in denial or having a false ego about it would lead to the projection of hatred toward men and women alike. I'm being ripped apart in a viscous and perpetual cycle of agony. Competing with myself and the world and losing. It fucking hurts. There are dudes who have stretched my girl more than I can and made her make faces I'll never see...fucking devastating.
Makes me want to kill myself.
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>>29299467
My original point was that I constantly see women doing what I call "dick shaming" men. The feminist community goes off in uproars about a myriad of things that aren't a fraction as important as this (not to insinuate women don't face real issues or that this trumps all women's issues). I'm just trying to say I wish women really knew the lasting wounds it inflicts and the constant battle I know all men face day to day with this.
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>>29299295
I've tried it doesn't work. I don't know what the point is for the longest time he said he'd break up with me if I had a boojob so I felt even worse because I could never be normal. Then all of a sudden he said I should get one "if it bugs me that bad". I'm telling you every guy I've interacted with irl does the same. Even my dad tries to take me to hooters for some stupid reason. My bf says the same exact thing. That most guys wouldn't care at all and that he doesn't, but every time a guy says that they always end up doing the same thing. Way worse than any of the self proclaimed big tit guys actually.

>>29299371
He's not Chad you dumbass. He goes on r9k everyday and we met on an imageboard. We talk literally everyday and I can see he's online so it's not like he's just pretedning to be a robot for some reason either.

>>29299403
See the above. Do you want chatlogs or something? I'd rather not post them in case he's browsing right now and see's them but I guess it's almost over anyway.

>>29299369
>>29299467
>>29299485
Stop this stupid meme. For fucks sake 5 inches is completely average. You'll be fine. You're like a d-cup complaining about how no one will love them because they're flat chested. See >>29298935
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>>29299494
>He's not Chad you dumbass. He goes on r9k everyday and we met on an imageboard.
Now this makes me think he really is manipulating you and trying to make you feel bad so you don't leave him for better prospects. Has he ever had a GF before you?
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Flat chested girls should not get boob jobs. It won't look right. You don't have the extra skin to support large breasts.

Breast implants are extremely dangerous and illegal in most countries. There is barely any research on safe operations.
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>>29298156
Other chestlet here. You seem to have mental issues when you always think everything happening is due to your chest size.
Police stopping you couldnt have possibly checked out your chest size before they pull you over.
There's no way a group of girls in an elevator will do a subtle titty comparison competition.
You need to let this insecurity go. It looks like it affects your cognition and perception by a lot.
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>flat chested, but secretly slutty

I let most guy friends touch my boobs as a joke whenever we're alone. I like to pretend they're big and that the guys that touch me are touching boobs for the first time.
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>>29297832
man i want to finger fuck the girl on the right
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>>29299494
Well, you've got a thread full if guys saying you're boyfriend is a dick, and that they either prefer or don't mind flat chests. You can either ignore it and let you're boyfriend get to your head, or you can follow our advice and take him out of your life. I know that you might think he's the one, or that you only want to be with him, but break-ups are always hard. I'm just not seeing a reason to stay, you can leave and either a) find a guy that's exactly like him, in which case you should just dump him as well and keep searching or b) the more likely scenario, the next guy you meet will not give a shit and be totally happy with you and you'll understand what its like to be in a healthy relationship. Either way you can only gain from leaving, its not going to get any worse with any other guy.

But if you want to continue being stubborn then by all means go for it. Im just saying that your relationship with him can only go downhill from here. You will spend a bunch of money on a titjob and totally regret it, and realize hes a dick no matter how big your tits are, or one of you will explode on the other and your breakup will have only been prolonged and filled with more tears and arguments that would be if you just left now.
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>>29299467
Also special mention to you. Shut up and take a basic sex ed class. Vags aren't blackholes. For fuck's sake I can't even fit something 3inches around unless I'm extremely aroused, really wet, and masturbate for literally at least an hour. Obviously I've got a bit of a problem but I'm not that far below average.

If the average man couldn't satisfy the average woman it wouldn't be average in the first place. They were literally made for each other.

>>29299533
He had an internet gf like me before. It turned out she had a real bf the whole time though and was just messing with him. Other than that he's talked to girl on skype before.

>>29299563
That example is stupid but have you really honestly never seen the whole "my problems are so much worse than yours but I'll never get a reduction cause I love being busty" thing. It's like skinny girls that call themselves too skinny around fat girls and then say they don't wanna gain weight when people tell them how to build muscle or gain a few pounds.
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is /r9k/ full of chestlets? which board would have the busty girls?
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>>29299657
Ugh, doesn't matter if she has big tits, her nose ruins it.
Would choose the blonde girl any day and make an ubermensch platinum super child
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>>29299613
I'll believe it when I see proof irl. If they don't care about breast why do they need to mention them everyday and send pics of literally just cleavage? It's easy to say guys don't care when you aren't actually flat chested. Literally no guy has ever liked romantically. I always get put into the little sister role. I used to think I was hideously ugly or something at first and that was why, but if I look at it objectively I'm at least average.

>>29299657
Soc, it's pretty much impossible for a busty girl to come even close to a fembot no matter if they're considered real or not.
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>>29299702
You're doing exactly what your bf wants and are projecting him onto every other guy, that way you don't leave him for someone better (since you think there isn't anyone better).

He is manipulating the fuck out of you.
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>>29299702
That's exactly what I'm telling you. Go find out for yourself. You will never see it in real life as long as you're with you're boyfriend. The only way to see it is to actually go out and look for it. And I've already said that what you're boyfriend is doing with those pictures is extremely strange. I honestly cannot see his reasoning behind it, and I have never heard of any guy doing something similar. I'm telling you right now that if he continues doing this, knowing that it makes you cry and destroys you internally, he does not love you.
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do you have any busty friends?
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>>29299494
>a small dick not being satisfying is a meme
>a woman having small tits means she's unlovable
>btw I have a boyfriend and he treats me like shit and I only fall in love with guys that treat me like shit
Please don't make any more bait threads
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>>29298156
>-some guys are only interested in me because they want to roleplay their incestuous fantasies
What in fuck does this have to do with being flat chested?
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>>29299751

Yes. And she lets her friends grope them. She also thinks it's funny stuff a short person's face in her boobs.
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>>29297832
Why do they both have that alien grey physique.
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>>29299733
>>29299749
I didn't feel much different before that. It just hurts way more when it's someone you love doing it. What part of literally very other guy I've talked to has done the same do you not get? I told you even my dad says I look like a boy and wants to take me to hooters. My grandmother even tells me I'm flat chested when I visit her a lot of the time.

>>29299777
5 inches isn't fucking small. Go fap to your small dick humiliation fetish somewhere else. No matter how big your dick you'll never make a woman cum through penetration either. Seriously lay off the porn and get some actual sexual education if you believe this.
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>>29299778

I've had a guy friend talk to me about how much he loves incest porn and how his favorite porn is big brother little sister. He said that my looks and chest size look perfect for little sister roleplay. It made me extremely uncomfortable and I blocked him.
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>>29299832
Just stop. Please. I can't handle it. Even if you're baiting, I've literally had a girl tell me how mature she was when her abusive boyfriend of a year and a half left her.

Why do women like being abused? Why don't I get off on treating women like shit so they'll have sex with me?
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>>29298650
you are in luck, i love straight up flat chest, and find it much more attractive than big tits that will go sagbags in a few years
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>>29299886
You didn't win the genetic lotto and get the chad gene.
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>>29299168
dude it's not normal for him to send you pics of naked girls wtf
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>>29299832
>I didn't feel much different before that.
But earlier in >>29299168 you said:
>T.bh I went from liking my chest to crying literally almost every night about it in a few months.
So it sounds like even if other guys did the same, you didn't give a shit until you met this guy and he started fucking with your head. You'd be better off single.

As for your family saying you look like a boy, that may be more down to the way you dress, hairstyle etc. and not purely based on your chest. Your grandmother saying you're flat chested is simply her stating a fact.
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>>29297984
Not that girl, but a 36 isn't that bad. She could just have a wider bone structure. (I'm not talking about "big boned")
At my lightest, I weighed 100 lbs and was a 34B. Bone structure has a lot to do with how a bra fits and how much fat is concentrated on your back.
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>>29299832
You are honestly sounding as pathetic as the robots that sit there and cry about their small dicks all day. I'm saying you have 2 options at this point:

1. You can find stay with your boyfriend and be miserable and live in your own world of "every guy is like this" while he torments you

2. You can leave and find someone else. Maybe you're right and the next guy will be a dick too, but chances are, if youre looking in the right place the next guy will be better than your previous boyfriend and he will be accepting of your flat chest.

Only one of those options makes any sense.
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chestlets should just become lesbians
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>>29299751
i wish m8, i wish.
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>>29297832
Both of those girls look nasty. white girls have shit bodies desu
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>>29299832
Sounds like you're in a shitty environment that's given you a warped sense of reality. You're insecure because of it and he's using those insecurities to manipulate you.
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>>29299886
I don't like it, but it's really nice and we have a ton in common when we aren't fighting. I've gotten along way better with him than anyone else. I honestly doubt it'd be that much different with anyone else and they wouldn't be him.

>>29299905
He's an r9k poster

>>29299936
I didn't feel that bad about my chest because I wasn't in a relationship so it didn't matter. Part of the reason I didn't feel bad about it was because I didn't think any guy would actually date me. I have long hair, wear lip gloss, and usually wear pink girly clothing. Ofc it's simply stating a fact but why tell me I'm flat the instant I walk in for no reason?

>>29299938
Where's the right place then? Tell me this magical place where guys genuinely don't care if you're flat chested or not and are just waiting around for a gf. Why would one particular place make them so different from other guys.
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>>29297832
They look like beanpole skellys with balls glued on. The girl on the lefts tits arent even much bigger anyway
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eeeefffffbbbb
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>>29300035
>when we aren't fighting.
>I've gotten along way better with him than anyone else.

>better with him than anyone else
>fighting

So you fight with your friends and family more than this guy?
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>>29299997
>>29299999
>>29299961

these boobs are too big.

A good bust doesn't extend from the body too much. Boobs shouldn't be able knocking things over. Girl should be able to side-hug someone without boobs touching.
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>>29300035

just get with one of those "pedos" at least they will love you for who you are
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>>29300059
I'd be really weird for them to send me porn for one and I don't really care much about how attractive they think I am because I'm not planning on dating any of them. I don't really have friends t.bh he's pretty much all I have. I don't get lonely friends wise and I hate most of the things people usually want to do.
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there is hope for you chestlets
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>>29300035
>I don't like it
>we have a ton in common
This is literally what every "abused" woman says. They get into relationships where the guy treats them like shit, she bends over backwards (or just bends over) and projects his wants onto her personality. Her begging and pleading to do what he wants is all they think about, and call it "something in common". Literally women don't have personalities on their own, and will change their mind when hot guys are in the room, even if the hot guys are objectively wrong.
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>>29299999
Hai senpai
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>>29300078
>these boobs are too big.

are you irish by any chance?
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>>29300035
Literally anywhere except places where guys are typically looking for ONS. Those obviously aren't the best places to be looking for genuine guys interested in relationships. That's all I meant.
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>sister has big boobs
>brother would constantly get smacked by sister when he groped her
>brother never tried groping me because I'm flat

yeah, I think being flatchested as its PERKS
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>>29299613
This is solid advice. Seriously this whole site is full of ingenuine assholes who will only serve to exacerbate your problems for their sadistic amusement. Your bf sounds like a fucking asshole I've never heard of anyone being subjected to to that kind of treatment. Besides, it's all about ass and thighss. My ex fiance was flat chested but was very athletic. Her body was amazing and I always looked at it like it gave her a competitive edge. No tits bouncing into her face. All tits are great I suppose but I feel like bigger breasts seem limiting. My ex fiance was the most active and most able to keep up with me and I think she (genetically speaking) was superior to any of the women I've dated with large breasts. If it came down to it, she could outrun them, she could out climb them and for a 100 percent fact she could fuck them up in combat. What is genetic superiority? Genes yes, but also the ability to adapt to a wildly changing hostile environment. Some girls tits are bigger than my exs but if she couldn't hypothetically stop my ex from killing her.. If she can't outrun a potential assailant while carrying my offspring..then how are they better?something to think about. As far as being satisfying in bed aesthetics plays a role but sensation is king. Put in work you'll be fine. Your tits will grow if you get pregnant and that's the only reason you need them. I think your boyfriend is doing you some serious damage. None of what you've shared seems normal or healthy.
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>>29300159

No I'm Korean.

Girl on left is ideal big. Girl on right is too big. Girl on right is going to have social problems, back problems, and those tits are going to sag.
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>>29300114

How can a surgeon who does that still call himself a doctor?

Primum non nocere.
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>>29300035
Funny thing is what's happening right now is what he's terrified of. Guys talking reason to you, trying to help understand your insecurities. Eventually you'll develop enough self confidence that his abuse has can't manipulate your feelings anymore and leave him.
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>>29300132
We spend all our time on the same websites and talk about similar things. I haven't changed much at all since I've met him. The only big change was I used to type like an autist before I started talking to him.

>>29300162
ONS? I don't go to clubs or bars or tinder. Why is it so hard to believe that the vast majority of guys wouldn't be happy with a flat chest? When have you ever seen any guy on here post anything smaller than a b-cup? Or literally anywhere other than lolis and the occasional CP poster? It's not a shallow or unreasonable request either why wouldn't someone expect a woman to at least have an a-cup?
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>>29300200

girl on the right is making thousands showing her tits off

and they are pretty firm for their size
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>>29300173
did your sister let you touch her tits since you're both female?
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I fucking hate big boobs. Every woman with a C or greater is basically undateable.
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>>29300277
Is there a source for all of that titstars streams and shit? I've seen a bunch of webms about her and her webcam buddy, but I want all of them.
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>>29300200
korean girls are my favorite
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-there's no standardized procedure for breast enlargement.
-there's barely any regulation for breast enlargement procedures
-breast enhancement surgeries that have killed over 40 percent of its patients continue to be practiced today
-breast enhancement surgeries is illegal in most countries because of how dangerous it is
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>>29300255
>why is it so hard to believe
Because I, along with every other non-bait post in this thread, is telling you the opposite. And we are all men. And threads for flatchests get posted every day.
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>>29300302

I'm not interested in touching my sister's boobs so I never asked. I have busty female friends if I want boobs to touch for fun.
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>>29300255
>I haven't changed much at all since I've met him.
Apart from the massive drop in self esteem and crying nearly every night.
>When have you ever seen any guy on here post anything smaller than a b-cup?
I've seen a bunch of "Delicious Flat Chest" threads over the years, they even pop up on /s/ on occasion and over there they love their enormous droopy titty monsters. No DFC threads right there now though unfortunately. Just because the majority of people will choose to look at big tits for short term thrills (titillation, fapping) doesn't mean the rest don't mind a lack of them on women we actually enjoy as genuine people to hold discussions with, to spend time with or to be romantically involved with.

I still feel like while you may have had some insecurities before, your bf is simply compounding them for his own gain (so you don't leave him).
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>>29300413
have you motorboated one of your friends?
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>>29300484

No. I'm not sexually attracted to boobs. I just think they're fun to touch. I have never ironically motorboated a friend. That's fucking gay.
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>>29297994
>female
>on /r9k/
fify
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>>29300393
There definitely aren't. I've come here a lot and I've never seen any.

>>29300421
I've made a few threads on s actually. Every single time I contributed literally more than 90% of all the content no matter how long I waited. Those that did contribute posted c-cups or bigger and those were always the only ones that got replies.

There's not much point to this anyway, I'm pretty sure he's going to drop me soon anyway. He barely even tries to pretend he's attracted to me anymore. I appreciate someone wanting to help but I honestly don't think I'll ever find someone who doesn't think the same way he does.
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>>29300515
I doubt your friends would mind. Only guys get stuck with labels for harmless sexual exploration.
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>>29300391
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK44778/
>The committee concludes that a review of the toxicology studies of silicones and other substances known to be in breast implants does not provide a basis for health concerns.
>There is no increase in primary or recurrent breast cancer in implanted women.
>In an overall consideration of the epidemiological evidence, the committee noted that because there are more than 1.5 million adult women of all ages in the United States with silicone breast implants, some of these women would be expected to develop connective tissue diseases, cancer, neurological diseases or other systemic complaints or conditions. Evidence suggests that such diseases or conditions are no more common in women with breast implants than in women without implants.
>The committee finds no evidence of elevated silicone in breast milk or any other substance that would be deleterious to infants; the committee strongly concludes that all mothers with implants should attempt breast feeding.
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>>29299280
>I wouldn't mind letting a random guy groping me if they asked nicely,
Go lie somewhere else, shitnigger.
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>>29300421
Sorry to break it to you, but you can find groups of guys into anything on the internet
Flat chested fetishes are literally just precursors to pedo fetishes or just pedos in denial
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ITT: roastie with terrible body image issues thinks she knows more about men's tastes than men themselves
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>>29300603

it's the same people who talk about how circumcision is harmless and does not inhibit sexual pleasure.
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>>29300625

meant to type *random guy friend

I would never let a stranger grope me. I have guy friends I wouldn't mind groping me because I trust they won't be all creepy or weird about it.
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>>29300568
That's what /s/ is like, a lot of lurkers there fapping. Remember what I said about short term thrills?
>I appreciate someone wanting to help
More than one person.
>but I honestly don't think I'll ever find someone who doesn't think the same way he does.
You've found more than one here in this thread, telling you to drop the fucker.

>>29300627
I'm aware of that, but this isn't about fetishes, and more about how a lot of people really don't give that much of a shit about that stuff since the other benefits of a relationship far outweigh them. Anons bf clearly doesn't care about any of that and is just trying to manipulate her into staying with him out of fear of rejection from others, or even just to be cruel.
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>>29300702

>I have guy friends I wouldn't mind groping me because I trust they won't be all creepy or weird about it.

Because they're totally groping you on a platonic level. They're totally not aroused
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>>29300678
but that benefits the jews
are the jews trying to get goys to feed their children silicone? what benefit would that have for the jews?
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>>29300702
let me guess, all your friends are charismatic chads that have touched a thousand titties already.
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Do people really find this attractive?
It's disgusting to me.
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>>29300702
You're still lying you fucking cunt
GET OUT OF HERE YOU SACK OF SHIT
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>>29298439
Those aren't deceiving, I didn't even bother reading your post until I saw the pic, noticed the plastic tits, and then was going to slap you for being retarded enough to think fake tits are attractive.
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pop quiz faggots. is this a man or a woman?
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>>29300736
Nice internalized misandry. She never said that being aroused = being creepy.
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>>29300947
What exactly are you trying to prove? Even if that person had tits you still wouldn't be able to say with any certainty. This is 4chan, the concept of a trap literally fucking started here.
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>>29300947
There's a reason they're called traps
You can't tell, even with a face, on some of them
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>>29300947
tough one, arms are kind of veiny, DFC, not much of an hour glass figure, has acne


im going to go with dude simply because of the way theyve angled their shoulders

id fuck them either way
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>>29298156
don't worry, I'll talk to you about how much huge tits are superior with you without proffering my love for washboards.

Get some expensive implants, trust me, it's better than current tier (deceiving aside)
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>>29298391
dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
I want to get strangled to death between her boobs
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>>29300947
It's a guy

There's a very distinct feature that gives it away the no one ever notices (^:
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>>29299280
how many libcuck normies do we house on this board? Jesus fucking H. Christ.
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>>29298391
>ywn drink using your titties

anyways, flat chests look fine too. people who say only pedos like them are mentally retarded.
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>>29301234
Please tell me :3
>>29301261
Terrible at green texting too.
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>>29298908
Well played, neetmaster
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>>29299613
white knight detected.

bigger is always bigger, this is true about almost everything.
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>>29300078
>Boobs shouldn't be able knocking things over.
but thats the best part
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>>29297832
as someone thats really into fashion/clothes

there is no better body type than being a tall skelly with small boobs and no hips

also studies have shown men take women with large breast less serious than chestlets
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>>29301835
relatively less real men dont take women seriously
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>>29301835
I like good hips but yeah, skinny skeltals with small breasts are the best. Like Caela.
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>>29301835
I dont take chestlets any more seriously if anything they are easier to ignore
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>>29301858
>>29301877
im talking about normies and the average male not bitter woman hating robots
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>>29300198
fucking hell, I've never read something more dreadfully reddit in my fucking life.
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>>29298156
gee your life sure is tough
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This meme will never catch on because I would gladly fuck a chick with small boobs any day, so there's always someone out there thirsty enough.
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>>29302199
>thirsty enough
>implying small breasts don't ADD points to a girl's ratinf
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>>29298156
Most of those are your fault due to your brain, seriously.

Those are retarded. Some guys dont care about tits, accept it you attention whore.
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>>29301910
>>29301835
Nobody takes women serious

>>29302278
>having underdeveloped secondary sex characteristics adds points
if you're mentally ill maybe
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>>29298156
>What I hate about being flat chested:
stopped reading there
PLEASE be in phoenix
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>>29302069
thread is full of faggot white knight cucks trying to save a self-centered masochistic stacey cunt who literally said she hates it when people try to tell her they don't mind small breasts.

fucking retards stop feeding roasties and their pathological need for attention you imbeciles
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>>29302382
>i don't like it, so it's underdeveloped
Epic meme my friend, but AA cups are just as developed (ie. able to fulfill their purpose of breastfeeding) as G cups
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>>29303093
keep telling yourself that fambo
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>>29300947
those are man hands
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>>29301835

t. Mad Chestlet
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>>29298699
I'll take the one on the right over the left any day
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>>29299937
>>wider bone structure
>> "I'm not fat I just have big bones"

The delusion is real
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>>29299780
>She also thinks it's funny stuff a short person's face in her boobs.

it is, though
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>>29301835
That's actually pretty /fa/
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>I'll never get to do that
We truly are living in hell.
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could always pay for an escort
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>>29303820
No I don't want to pretty much force a girl to do that it has to be willingly.
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I don't like girls with big boobs because they inevitably remind me of my mother.
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I have a couple questions for completely flat girls and extremely small chest girls. Please clarify which you are when answering. Especially the board-girl earlier whose bf was sending her big tiddy porn all the time if still here.

First, do you think you could trust a guy who says he likes all sizes? Let's assume that you somehow know for a fact he used to regularly enjoy porn with girls of all chest sizes, let's say from someone as flat as Geizer to early Lexi Belle, Emily Grey, and so on all the way up to girls like Gianna Michaels or Hitomi Tanaka. Would you be able to believe him when he says he's attracted to you?

Second, how sensitive are your nipples? Do you still derive a good amount of pleasure from them when they are played with/sucked on/pinched/whatever you have experience doing to yourself or receiving?

These are important questions that I require answers to.
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>>29303398
Who is this Marylyn Monroe Amazon?
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>>29301835
Instead of venting and being delusional, you could always buy more hormones, tranny
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>>29298156
I work with a flat chested girl, and the amount of times I've seen her nipples are uncountable.

Are you Lauren?
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>>29302382
>Nobody takes women serious
says the robots posting on board constantly talking about women and how they are everything women don't want and how all they want is to be loved by one

kek keep telling your self that.

the world and universe revolves around women and you know it.
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>>29301411
>Please tell me :3
Bellybutton

Sorry mate, not much you can do about it, boy belly buttons are VERY noticeable once you start noticing it.
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>>29303938
id rather visit art museums and fashion shows with effay bf

am truly blessed and wouldn't ask for any other body type.
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>>29304012
>implying I talk about women on this board
Lmao there are enough other threads on here that are more interesting.

toasty roastie spotted desu lads
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>>29303863
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9727434

Women with big breasts are less sensitive as a whole. They have the same amount of nerve endings but they're stretched out and have more fat covering them. And yes I know breasts aren't pure fat, but even skinny women have fat in their breasts if they're big enough. In fact if your breasts aren't made up mostly of fat when bigger it means you have dense breasts. Which is abnormal and increases the risk of breast cancer greatly. Both men and flat chested women are fully capable of nursing under the right conditions. Even newborns will sometimes leak milk out of their nipples after being born.

http://www.breastcancer.org/risk/factors/dense_breasts

Of course women with big breasts can be sensitive, but all that means is that they'd be even more sensitive if they became smaller because they'd have less in the way of the glandular tissue and the nerves would be less stretched out.
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>>29298391
Tessa Fowler is an absolute piece of art.
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>>29297832

why am i fantasizing about being a wooden bench right now ?
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>>29303820
I just can't stand lesbians
I don't know why
probably because it seems like such a waste
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>>29299657
/H/, /a/ really. Some others may as well
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>>29300236
He's probably laughing his ass off.
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>>29304190

This is actually really interesting and I've never thought about that but it makes sense. I've heard stories of flat chested girls having extremely sensitive nipples/etc. but I've also heard the flip side and that it doesn't do a whole lot for them supposedly as a result of being small.

I've only been with a girl that had 34 B's and she very much seemed to enjoy me playing with them a bunch.
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>>29297832
Who are these fine semen demons?
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>>29299494
>He goes on r9k everyday
perhaps he is among you right now....

:^ ))))))))))
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>>29299494
>we met on an imageboard
>it's almost over anyhow

damn who could have seen that one coming.
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A-am I the only one with a flat chest fetish?
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R9K STOP TELLING MY GF TO DUMP ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHES MY INTERNET GF AND ONE DAY WE'LL MEET UP AND I WILL IMPREGNATE
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>>29304812
>he fell for the internet gf meme
LMAOing @ your life
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>>29304876
>he fell for the internet gf meme
i did

but if we meet up and i get to use benis on them i will shitpost on r9k repeatedly abotu it
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>>29304695
YOU ARE NOT ALONE ANON, WE RIDE THIS TRAIN TOGETHER
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Try having a small dick then you'll know the true suffering.
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>>29305080
ive seen smaller jap dicks in porn and they fuck 10/10 asians so dw
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>>29305129

It's porn not real life
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>>29298156
>she doesn't know how to greentext
Fuck off you normie whore. How's your first month on 4chan been so far
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>>29305080
How many times do I have to say it. You aren't fucking small. 5 inches is average etc. just ctrl f dick and see the above.
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>>29305310
Please dont bite the bait.

original r9k police.
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>>29305330

Average is small originalle
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>>29305385
Can y'all ever come up with anything original? 0/10 desu
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>>29305393

If you think average is enough for women you're wrong lad. She will say it's "okay" but she'll get no pleasure out of it and you can't fuck properly with a 5 incher.
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>>29305465
stop posting your mushroom-tier dick you faggot
Shit looks like a smurf house
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>>29303893
Thisss you fucking original bastard
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>>29305521
Stacey Poole's tits are wonderful
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>>29305510

That's what I'm talking about retard
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>>29298589
>Be manlet
>Take Growth Hormone at age of 16 until 18
>6'2''

I have fucking manlet genes and if (I won't) have a child I'll be sure to get him some growth hormone as well. Fuck being a manlet.
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>>29304695
Of course you're not. But I hope you aren't implying that girl is flat.
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>>29305465
>that dry as fuck head

So sorry m8
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>>29305626

Nothing I could do m8, they literally drugged me to cut it. Wonder if I can sue my family for this or something.
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>>29298156
>guys keep liking me when all I want to do is whine and be pitiful waaaaah
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>>29305711
Please dont bite the bait.

Original bait police.
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>>29304812
>impregnating chestlets
>wanting weak autistic sickly babies
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