Life sucks robots solet's choose our own adventure instead
>>29296921
>cloak.
>key.
>potion.
Become a master thief, and once I fence stolen goods, I put the cloak back on and everyone forgets I even exist, holting any and all investigations into me.
Set up a few shelf company sorta things, put money in them, buy whatever I want using corporate accounts and laundered money, so that nobody forgets the house is owned (by a company) when I put the cloak back on.
Get really elaborate with it.
(posting arbitrary original comment)
>>29297006
>green pepper
>say "i'm omnipotent"
all other choices are irrelevant
>LE MYSTERY BOX MAY MAY
I PICK LE MYSTERY BOX MEIMEI XDDD
IM SO LE FUNNY CUZ MYSTERY BOX XDDDD
LE MYSTERY BOX MAY MAY IS MUH FAVRIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
IM SO FUNNY PICKING LE MYSERY BOX XD
Stones + Coin + Box.
>>29296921
>cloak
>mask
>quill
Holy shit, you could into /suprememanipulator with those
>write note using quill
>using cloak, leave note in someones pocket
>remove cloak when safe distance
>they find note, become convinced of notes message
>use the mask as you can't use the cloak until task is completed.
You can commit effortless murders, seduce actresses, walk out of banks with dreamlike quantities of money and no one will know who or what possessed them do it.
You could do everything and be no one.
Here's the big basement one
>>29296921
>The Mirror
>The Mask
>The Stones
Become a female, take the appearance of anyone, and use the mirror to seem slightly off, so no one can tell that I'm impostering someone.
Live life on easy mode
Runic sorcery edition
For all the anons that wanna be reborn as a girl
>>29297262
Rolling with these sick digits
>>29296921
>the mask
>the coin(I can sell gold)
>the box
also what is the bag?, I did not understand that.
>>29297302
I want mirror insand of mask
Simple meme CYOA
>>29297288
Hyperfertile
Controlling boyfriend
Age control
Good fortune
Remove my reclusiveness
Chad's baby is gonna have a nice provider.
>>29297302
It's a classic Dnd item.
Holds more than it should
>>29296921
>mirror
>stones
>ring
>>29297336
>unbannable
The Ring, so I can achieve my dream of being healthy.
The Stones, so I can achieve my dream of being a girl.
The Coin, so I no longer have to worry about money.
>>29297389
Sloth is comfy mode.
I can work two jobs with that or just anime all night
Maybe put myself next to winning lotto numbers all day so that I know them
>>29297160
>>29296921
Use Cloak+Mask+Quill combo
Write an argument convincing yourself you're someone else, erase your former existence each time, dawn a new identity and set up riches for each next one
Or if you're going for an assassination route go full Manchurian Candidate
>>29297443
>>29297389
Just clarifying, I take Sloth.
Suck it, normies!
>>29296921
This has some OP combinations.
> Take the Mask, then use the Mirror to fix any imperfections
> Coin + Bag of Holding. Take out coin, throw it back in the bag. Then you can pull out two coins, repeat to get infinite coins inside your weightless bag
> Mask + Quill + Mirror. Use mask to disguise as important person, use mirror to fix it and use quill to take their position.
>>29297006
2 topping med pizza with sides
Jalapeno for 24hr shape shifting
Sausage to interface with technology
Breadsticks to win chance games
Dessert Pizza to always look good
I can use the sausage to take money from an ATM, Jalapeno to shapeshift into a disguise, then use breadsticks to clear out a casio. Dessert Pizza cause i'm lazy.
>>29297151
-3 pts for bunk bed
-3 for maid
-3 for fast food
-12 for PC and games
-7 for Egoraptor room mate
-15 for british chick
-5 for consoles
-5 for gym
-4 for workshop
-13 for internet
= 70 points
>>29297220
Flight, Mansion house and psuedo-immortality
>>29297336
Unbannable. I'd then get an Australia proxy and become the ultimate Aussie-poster
>>29297389
Pride, then I can shout "Die" at people so they kill themselves
>>29297151
Kitchen - 3
Pantry - 7
Hygiene -9
Youth - 20
Nip chick - 35
Master bedroom - 39
Penthouse - 45
Health care - 48
rig and net - 67
cut 1 million for vidya - 73
cut another million for TV - 77
last 3 on fast food - 80
don't care for that much money anyway, i'd live like this for free desu
>>29296921
lighter, quill, ring
light and ring combo to become master pyromancer without any risk of dying, quill is also the most OP item on the cyoa.
>>29297006
assuming green pepper can't be used to get omnipotence
3 topping small pizza, tomato (fire, water) and anchovies just to fuck about for fun, beef for intimidation, breadsticks to become a professional gambler, dessert pizza because i wouldnt have to worry about looking halfway decent
>>29297220
invisibility, balla crib, flight. i'd become like a human bird of prey, just becoming invisible, stealing shit and flying away and safeguarding it in the crib. plus flying allows for just chillling in space which is p nice
>>29297389
sloth for maximum comfy
>stone
>mirror
>coin
>>29297151
Didn't the older version only give you 30 points? 70 is way too many, you can choose everything you want.
It's too easy.
>>29297151
I think the Potion of Youth is essential; view it as a free 10 year period of growth and development.
>High-Class Kitchen
>Pantry+Recipes
>Upgraded Master Bedroom
>Hygiene Products
Basic comfort, there's no way I'd tolerate eating fast food or microwavable meals for TEN YEARS. This way you get to vary your diet and learn to cook.
>Library
>Anderson Cooper
>Clock Radio
>Kush
You have 10 years, may as well explore the entire Western canon and any other intellectual fancy you may have. Mental development.
>Gym
>Workshop
You'll need something to be working towards.
>Latina
Sex, learn Spanish, cleaner.
You have to sacrifice $2M for this, but money isn't really the goal and $8M is already more than enough.
>>29296921
Obviously the quill. I'd just write all my demands ever and become emperor of the world.
>>29296921
Cloak, Lighter, Potion
We /shadows of yharnam/ now
>>29296921
The lighter, the cloak, and the coin
>mfw limitless funds to be an invisible, untraceable, jet-setting pyromaniac
They'd write folk songs about me.
>>29297262
roII orig orig
>>29296921
3 boxes
Can robots survive?
>>29300178
roll
flwkfl;kfdsldkfdlf;ksd;lflskdf;lfsk;sfk;dlkdfs;lfks;ldfks;fldkf;lkeqwrewrwrw
Stone
Coin
Box
>>29297151
Penthouse apartment - 6 pts
Door to library - 4 pts
Toiletries and hygiene - 2 pts
Maid - 3 pts
Pantry with limitless ingredients and recipe iPad - 4 pts
Clock radio - 2 pts
PC with Internet - 19 pts
Brunette British chick with the BDSM kink - 15 pts
Kitten - 5 pts
Unlimited weed - 8 pts
Convert the remaining 2 points into an additional $400,000 for payout
Honestly sounds comfy as shit familia
>>29297220
Terrakinesis, shapeshifting, flight
>>29297262
rolling
being born as a woman is all i have ever wanted
Robots! Become cancer!
rolling is already pretty original for this board
>>29300178
Rollrirhfkg
The world has fallen to zombies. What is a robot to do? (obviously, get other people to do all their work for them)
>>29297220
>strength
>1000 year indestructible lifespan
>portals
Daily adventures to the most nightmarish realms at the edge of existence as an unstoppable juggernaut over a 1000 year stretch of non-stop adventure.
Life could be worse
>>29297220
Castle, immortality for 1000 years, and shapeshifting.
Everything else is irrelevant, for I can sleep and eat in my castle and have my waifu make me tendies before I plough her pussy, and I don't die.
The ultimate goal of every man
>>29300178
Roll
Oregano Pastrano
>>29296921
Quill, key, coin. Master manipulator trio.
>knowing what everyone thinks
>being able to rewrite what they think
>unlimited resources
>not picking Janet
Originale condiment
>>29296921
Stones, mirror, box. Stones and mirror so I can become a cute girl, box because I don't know what else to pick.
>>29297006
3-topping large pizza with pepperoni, japalepeno and ham. Assuming jalapenos can make me into a cute girl.
>>29297220
Shapeshifting, immortality and portals. Become a cute girl and enter an anime universe.
>>29297262
Rolling for this I guess. Hoping for Natsumi or Seo-yun.
>>29297389
Ring of Pride
>>29296921
Cloak, Mask, Key.
>Cloak to spy on people and see things I shouldn't see
>Mask to do illegal and perverted stuff while looking like somebody else (and also able to transform into not just a girl, but any celebrity waifu. Stones btfo)
>Key to break into other people's apartments and learn their darkest secrets
Basically I just want to creepily spy on people.
>>29297017
>You can't influence this clause by speaking about it
Omnipotence influences everything, including the clause. Therefore, you can't become omnipotent.
>>29297151
I hate these that have so many OP choices. A door to a library with all the books that ever will be published? All movies ever to be released? You would be a prescient god after walking out of that room.
>>29303750
My kind of game:
Owner:
>Loli Dom
Punishmens:
>Gloryhole
>Milking
>Butt Plug
>Milk Saucer
>Double Down
That should be +84 I think. random.org gave me 57, so that's 141 points to spent.
Home:
>Girly room
Food:
>Bread & Water
>Fast Food
Entertainment:
>Toy Chest
>Entertainment System
Hygiene:
>Essentials
>Bath
Clothes:
>Lingerie
>Fetish Chest
Waiting for a fun two years.
>>29297006
Large with onions, olives and chicken. Onions let me live comfy while i can get good at stuff really quickly. Also a lava cake on the side.
>>29300178
rolling for wintersurvival
>The Stones (yes, yes, yeeeeeees!!)
I'm mtf. Hell yea, I go for the stones!! And I only need the pink one.
>The Lighter
How boring... a magical flame? Seriously?
>The Ring
I don't think that I need immunity to poison or magic.. but immunity to disease would be pretty nice.
>The Cloak
This one has a logic problem. I would be in a parallel universe, if I put it on!
>The Mask
Too dangerous. And what if I became a creature and the detail "living" or "able to breathe" is missing? Not mine.
>The Quill
I convince people of my position with arguments not with a writing utensil!
>The Coin
I would be infinitely rich. Meh...
>The Key
Kinda boring. What would be the point of talking? And btw, I am not t h a t interested, in what people reeeeally think.
>The Mirror (yeeeaaaaah!)
Yes, please! This goes well along with the pink stone!
>The Bag of Holding
Since I don't need to transport a lot of stuff, well, I have no particular need for it.
>The Potion
I don't want to be able to see at night. And how will I look like with slit pupils? Nah...
The mysterious Box (I WANT IT!)
I take the box, now tell me, what's in it! I want it, I want it!!
>>29300178
rolling
oregenalo
>>29297262
Rollus oregANUS
>>29297006
Breadsticks + casino, fucking OP
