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Ok brobots, I found a girl on OKCupid and she seems desperate.
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Ok brobots, I found a girl on OKCupid and she seems desperate. She looks fat but I dont know how fat and have partially blue hair.
Should I use her like a practice girlfriend and try something else? Somehow I am very bad with people because shyness, awkwardness and speech impediment. Also, I am 5'6'' baby-faced guy.
>Inb4 manlet
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Bumpity og bump
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>>29296628
stacies and chads practice like that all the time.

don't spread evil pls, we have enough.
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>>29296920
It is kill or be killed.
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Unless she's disgusting, take her down. Practice your moves. Even try some degrading shit with her and get it out of your system.

A piece you turn down is a piece you don't get.
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>>29296628
Yes, do it OP. You're probably going to regret if you don't.
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>>29296628
>She looks fat
>partially blue hair.
>I dont know how fat

Real fat anon, real fat.

And no. have some pride about yourself. Why degrade yourself that way?
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>>29296628
Do it. Practice a little, learn the ropes. But don't do that again after this time. It's not okay to continuously lower your standards. Just this one time do it as a learning experience.

Also, don't do degrading shit like someone else said; you don't wanna get hooked on degenerate shit. And don't catch feelings. Be ready and willing to pull the trigger and cut her at any time.
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>>29296628
>Arrange to have a date with a chubby girl from OK cupid
>She turns out to be obese as fuck
>Decide to give her a chance as a lonely fuck
>She turns out to be a cunt feminist
>Expects me to pay for her meal because men are privileged
>Tell me to escort her home
>Some guy calls her, she tells me to drop her by his house and wait for her
>Go to a local store while waiting
>Buy vodka and two energy drinks
>drink half a liter of vodka mixed with energy drinks
>She comes out, and i take her home seemingly normal
>Alcohol kicks in
>Drunk as fuck she tells me to sleep over
>We watch some shitty movie with female protagonist because muh stronk womin
>She makes me coffe and by then i sobered up a bit
>Tell me to fuck her
>In drunk confidence i undress quickly
>She jerks me off while i feel her breasts
>Somehow i get hard and she puts on the condom
>She bends over and i start fucking her, i feel nothing down there and i regret doing it
>She tells me to lay down, she rides me for quite some time
>She gets off me and we both fall asleep
>Next day i regret everything, i run away before she wakes up
>Delete my dating profile
>luckily i had a fake name there because i am a paranoid fuck
>Refuse to leave my house for a week
>A week later i come across leaflets around town calling me a rapist
>I go to police, apparently she did not claim rape just tried to humiliate me in public
>I ignore it as she is using my false name anyways


So go for it OP, what can go wrong right?
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>>29298035
Well, I am using a second phone just in case. My ex was a lot better, she was a 6.5-7/10. But it has been 3 years since that and now I cannot get a 5/10. Btw, this chick shares the same interest like me but I believe she is a tmblrina or something like that.
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post a screenshot here op
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>He thinks he wont just get rejected for a tumblr-chad.

Oh when will you failures ever learn, it's in your DNA. Women want nothing to do with your genes, it doesn't matter how chubby or stupid they are.
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>actual manlet
>forever a little boy face
>thinks he should be allowed to have standards
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>>29299636
In my country the average is 5'6 so it isnt a big deal. But, the babyface is my issue. I cant grow a beard and look like a 17-19 year old. I am 25
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OP, you should definitely try a practice gf. If you're lucky, you'll fuck her a few times and never feel the need to have a gf ever again.
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>>29300018
I am okay if she is chubby but if she is a ham planet, I'll need to think about my life choices.
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>>29301180
>4chan

That's like , the biggest fucking redflag ever , I don't understand you people , How do you associate yourself with 4chan in public ? I don't want anyone ever to know I browse such a degenerate website.
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>>29301372
The guy I responded to said :

"So, I talked to a girl on okcupid last night. She was nice, cute, from 4chan and not really far away from my home. We talked a little, about what boards we like and stuff. I was happy to know another robot, but then she suddenly deleted her account.

>Inb4 "You were too much beta for her"

I hope she will see this thread.
Femanon, I would really like to know you more, you were the only interesting girl on this website.
"

I won't delete it , eat shit faggot , I hope she sees this
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>>29300018
Also, I hope that. Hookers are too expensive here :/ In her profile she wanted casual sex.
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