Fuck ideal mate threads.
What's the lowest minimum you'd settle for in a partner?
>>29296221
>is alive
literally it dewd
>>29296221
>partner
Whoa.. let's not get ahead of ourselves. That sounds pretty serious...
Nice face, a good storyteller/some sort of character and not fat.
While I like big boobs and a decent bum, they're not that important. I also don't care if she has no friends, or doesn't work.
>tfw no gf
>>29296351
>and not fat
Welp. Looks like we're gonna need more belly gf threads.
>doesn't assault me
>doesn't put much resistance to sex
>isn't diseased, no stds, doesn't smell like death.
>i don't feel nauseous looking at her
That's about it. Us bottom-feeders aren't too picky.
>>29296443
Oh and doesn't try to steal from me.
I would date a middle-aged christian uneducated lady, just so i can feel like i'm someone's man, so i can have sex, so i can be in a relationship.
>>29296443
Well put.
>i don't feel nauseous looking at her
I would want at least a little bit cute because I am so superficial.
>doesn't assault me
I can sacrifice that one. If they look cute while assaulting me. And still do not put much resistance to sex during it.
>>29296427
There is literally no way you could convince me that being fat is a. benecial, b. attractive and/or c. something you should strive to be
>>29296568
that's fine by me, more fatasses for me.
>>29296221
relatability. or personal compatibility.
>Not overweight
>6/10 face
>Has basic sense of morality
> Shorter than 5'10"
I would be happy with literally anyone who has these qualities.
>>29296568
No, of course it's the opposite of all of those things. Fat is a flaw. People have those.
>>29296221
>gay robot
>not fat
>white
>loves me, treats me nice and would never leave me
-At least 4/10
-Not fat
-not clubber
-respects me and supports me.if needed
-shorter than me
...too much
Shorter than 1.70
>>29296720
>>29296720
Me, but also between 25-35.
>>29296221
>not chubby with small boobs, chubby + big boobs or just thin is fine
>nice face
>somewhat compatible with me
>at least one common interest
>not a drug addict/alcoholic
>preferably not a smoker either
>>29296773
>tfw about to reach gay death soon
How do you deal with it?
>>29296807
Alcoholism on some nights. Grindr hookups on others. So the same as all gay guys.
8/10 in everything. The insane amount of time, money, and effort is worth no less than that. Unfortunately 8/10 is grossly out of my league so im going to go at it alone it seems.
>>29296221
>5/10 or better
>preferably sub 5'3 or over 5'10, not fat, a little bit of chub is ok
>into art of some sort
>loves me like I would love her
Coincidentally, this is also most of my ideal list. I refuse to settle.
>born female
>no severe disfigurements of abnormalities (facial burn scar, missing limbs etc)
>no serious mental disabilities (low functioning autism, tourettes etc)
>tfw like fat girls, thin girls, girls of any race, so my standards are super low
>>29296888
>grindr hookups
Disgusting, you're not a robot at all.
>>29296221
don't care if girl or boy desu although i've never been with anyone, so i'm still not 100% sure if i'd really go for a guy
><21
>smaller than me
>cute
>plays vidya
>enjoys silence, but can start conversations and make me talk
>tfw never ever
A woman who considers me an actual human being worthy of love/respect/loyalty/whatever.
No kids, not a massive whore.
That's about it.
>>29296221
Self-aware & Socially intelligent.
>>29296221
BMI 35 is probably the highest I would take regarding fat. I could deal with stretch marks and acne as long as most of the acne is the flat type. A 3.5/10 face is the lowest I would go.
Regarding personality
-have at least one common interest with me
-will not cheat and has not been with any more than 10 guys before me
-likes me
>same ethnicity as me or different but respects my people (rare)
>low sex drive
>has a job that pays more than mine
>normal weight
>not violent or moody
>manages his mental/physical problems well if any
Never has this picture been more relevant.
>>29297102
>low sex drive
>high paying job
>placid
Is this so you can cuck him for Chad?
>>29297186
Nah, I plan on cucking him with my frigidity. I'm asexual but would settle for a low sex drive beta once I get bored of being single. I don't like alphas because I can't relate to them.
this is probably the bare minimum id settle on for a guy. he has to be 5'11 or taller though
>>29296221
Anatomically correct is all I need desu.
>not fat (I'm not)
>not vapid
>not vindictive
maybe that's too much, but nobody in their right mind is going to be interested in me in the first place
>>29296221
A dog.
Preferably a live one, or one that's still warm.
>>29298718
Good choice m8.
Not origikek
