You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, your ribs broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
ur mom
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>>29296092
>your teeth shattered
I might be wrong, but I'm not sure you know how hard teeth really are.
Haha thanks for the """"""warning"""""" tough guy... You better watch your back and you little man. I know people who can find you just by tracing your IP address on this site (I know all the admins btw so don't try shit)
What's really funny is that you tho k you even had a chance. You were always going to lose to me and that's why you're threatening people on 4chan. Face it kid, you lost the moment you CONSIDERED me as an opponent. Welcome to the real world.
>>29296092
Even a monkey could do that. The difference between humans and sub-humans like you is the rational thiking.
Friendly reminder that this is a bait thread.
Also i think you have no idea how hard those feats are to perform to a real human.
>>29296122
You clearly do not realize my power.
>>29296186
Impossible is nothing
>implying that I don't want someone to kill me
>>29296195
Power to do what? Eat Cheetos in bed all day while watching some shitty anime, occasionally picking your nose with your pinky finger? You barely have the power to get your NEET ass out of bed to take a shower, let alone fuck someone's shit up. You are worse than the NEET/wagecuck guy and worse than hulk hogan.
>>29296092
fools on you buddy my ribs are already broke
you want to get together sometime bro?
I won't even fight back
>>29296092
Lets meet up i'll fucking go ya bud
you know what's real funny is I've actually had prime teen pussy and it's as amazing as everyone says
>>29296092
Yeah probs m8 but you can't do fuck over the internet.
Fag.
There are always bigger fish in the sea
>>29296092
Bring it. I'm happy to kick the shit out of you whilst you REEEEEEEEEEEE and try to slap me you fucking autist.
We're on 4chan, on /r9k/, the only thing anyone's killing is the occasional spider. Even that is being a little too kind, most of you bitch ass nerds probably let it live out of fear/delusional "spider bro" mentality.
>>29296224
Nigga I will straight up end you deadass I ain't even playing
Now get back to work, wagie, before Mr. Shekelstein catches yo ass.
>>29296258
Terrorist confirmed.
>>29296195
So please tell me about your power.
Do you lift regularly, have naturally superior physicue, get into fights often, train martial arts?
Have you ever done any of the things you described earlier to a real opponent?
>>29296331
Nah Mr. Noseberg right here w/me, he thought it was pathetic too, he's laughing his little curly sideburns off as we speak.
>>29296092
ill take a big shit on ur moms face son, chat shit get banged senpai
>>29296224
I use my index finger to pick, fag
>>29296092
You sound like you have a small dick.
Sorry about that.
>>29296356
Yes; on all accounts. Now what, tough guy?
>>29296414
Maybe in Mortal Kombat X, but you're a skittish nerd in person; quiet, soft, sweet (but still an asshole), skittish.
>>29296092
Its OK anon, its alright to vent your feeling of anger and hurt when you are being rejected to random strangers on the internet. Now sweetie here are some tendies with your favourite barbeque sauce. Mommy loves you please remember that. ;)
>>29296414
Now i pull out a knife/gun.
No but forreal more info about your skills my fellow keyboard warrior.
I have been in a few karate tournaments in northern europe region and i performed pretty well in them. Lift 3 times a week and i once got into a street fight last year against some immigrants punks. I won, but i got slashed into my shin by pocket knife (damn you finland and your immigrant friendliness). But thankfully i was not stabbed in the torso area and i got off with a neat little scar.
>>29296092
This is thhe best thread thank you senpai I love you
Wanna marry?
>>29296577
Ever seen Bloodsport? They had to change some details, but that movie was about me.
>>29296092
tl dr angry nigger run out of cuckolding porn to post
>>29296577
Vice City, but not IRL. Don't get it twisted, nerd.
is this the new "people are just a game to me.."?
>>29296591
The only detail they didn't change were the parts about you being a gay frenchman.
>>29296092
I waterboard you in your own piss you little frogposting neetcuck piece of shit.
MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHERFUCKER
>>29296591
lol faggot... no it wasn't, stop roleplaying... you're an overweight beta
