>there exist men in this world who will get to have sex with a woman this weekend
That blows my fucking mind, but what makes me go fucking insane is:
>there exist men in this world who will get to have sex with a woman this weekend, who had sex last weekend, and who will have sex again next weekend
HOW
FUCKING HOW
I JUST WANT ONCE
>>29296074
i have a gf thats how
Believe it or not, the average human being only as about ten sexual partners in their entire lifetime. Mostly in long term relationships.
Those who have slept with the most partners are pretty rare.
>>29296109
>Average
>10
Fucking
How
>>29296129
Long term relationships. That usually means sex with the same person over-and-over again for a period of time.
>>29296074
Think of the 100 most attractive women you've seen in your entire life (in an abstract sense, don't actually try to make the list in your mind).
A good percentage of them are having sex RIGHT NOW. Right this very MOMENT, as you're reading this.
>>29296074
I've had sex 10 days in a row once 2-3 times a day once
cum inside vagoo no condor blam blam big bada uncut benis bagina
HAHA
LIFE feels vindicated and affirmed
WIN
>>29296325
Disgusting
I'm trying to keep my breakfast down, thank you very much
>>29296074
Anon, people have sex all of the time, not only at the weekends.I had sex yesterday night.
>>29296404
But don't you have work to go to in the morning?
>>29296364
>I've had sex 10 days in a row once 2-3 times
Yes, I love the early phase of relationships. All you want to do is tear each other's clothes off and fuck 24/7.
One time, I lost a couple of pounds and looked like a zombie because I stopped eating right and wouldn't get enough sleep, the first couple of weeks of our relationship. We'd fuck every spare minute. We'd fuck under the shower, on the floor, everywhere. Good times.
>>29296494
get the fuck out you fucking normie scum
>>29296466
What does this have to do with anything? Sure, if you're fresh in a new relationship, you might want to take your time and do more than one round etc. but if you're in a long term relationship, sometimes a quickie will have to do. Last night we probably went at it for around 45 minutes, I'd say. It's not like it took all night.
>>29296466
Yesterday i went to work without sleeping at all, after we finished it was already 5am so we just kept fucking until i had to go. Sex is always more fun than sleep, gets your endorphins going so you can handle the tiredness anyway. Rather have a wasted day with great memories of the night before.
>>29296494
What happens next?
oregano maximal
>>29296544
>45 minutes
Bullshit. I'd call bullshit even if you had said 15 minutes.
Unless you're filming, it's around 5 minutes, on average
>>29296581
Different anon, but it's possible and it's horrible. I have delayed ejaculation. I can get and maintain an erection for hours and hours during sex, but it takes that long (if at all) to cum.
It sounds great at first, since the idea is the longer the better, but it's really not. And most women get turned off by it really quick. No one wants to automatically have to commit to hours for sex with no clear idea if you'll get off at all, especially when they just want to get off really quick.
>>29296581
Some of us go longer, I have a medical condition that makes me last forever and it sucks.
>>29296145
his surprise isn't how few, it's how many.
>>29296581
Have you ever actually had sex? I'm not talking about from begining to make out to me busting a nut. Sex is more than penis in vagoo and even if I were talking about that, you can easily last more than 45 minutes if you know what you're doing and change positions frequently. When I was younger and with a different girl, I thought I had to last super long and actually would glance at my watch like a sperg. We had nights where we'd fuck for 6+ hours and I'd come like three times during that session. Of course, you'd change up speed, stop when necessary etc.
>>29296638
>I'm not talking about from begining to make out to me busting a nut.
*I'm talking about from beginning to make out to me busting a nut.
>HOW
>FUCKING HOW
They go out and pick up girls. Let's be honest 99% of robots will do the same thing thing weekend. Which is sit on their lazy ass on post on this board.
>>29296579
Next, everyday life happens, mate. You'll stop having sex all of the time. Depending on your needs, responsibilities etc. I'd say most people probably have sex 1-3 times per week in relationships.
Why are there so many normies here? It makes me feel hurt ;_;
Get ready to rage even more, cause there are men who don't give two shits about sex because they have it all the time anyway, so they'd rather watch football. I know because I am one of them
My girlfriend is a solid 8 or 9/10 and she loves sex so fucking much
Honestly I'm kinda tired already, been having sex every one or two days for the last 9 months or so...
Help me r9k, I miss playing Dota 2 and WoW all night
>>29296760
Fuck off. You chose your route. Its vidya or sex. Pick one and be happy with it. None of this having cake and eating it too BS
>>29296494
I think the best part is when she send you the "my pussy is sore :(" message. It's so cute and endearing.
I came in my gfs pussy like 10 mins ago, had her tight puss bent over the sofa, with my thumb teasing her asshole.
Lunchtime sex is the best part of my workday. Sitting here at my computer totally spent. Feels better than good man. Although you wouldn't know, would you? Kek.
Yerterday I do it 5 times with my girlfriend. Not joking.
why is r9k full of compulsive liars?
>>29296862
>>29296858
This is true, its up to you to believe it or not. Dont give a shit
>>29296074
There are men right now having sex with 10/10 women, and then having them cook them a meal to eat, and doing his laundry.
>>29296862
Maybe some people are lying in this thread but I am not. You realize that the "kissless virgin" meme is just a meme? Most guys who visit this board have some problems in life but not everybody struggles with getting laid or getting a girlfriend.
>>29296074
Ok, let me ask you three questions OP.
Were you brought up in a stable home with loving parents? Did you have a good childhood? And do you have a good social life?
>>29296939
Im antisocial as fuck, never got problems to get a girl... (not op)
>>29296909
Kek, I'd say a very good chunk of people on this board are virgins. You are just trying to justify your normie presence here. Leave.
>>29296364
Must be a great feeling, now crush any incel who dares oppose you. Kill all virgin scum.
>>29296109
> the average man
FTFY, every woman can bang 100 men in her life time.
>>29296129
Because you also count these fucking losers who pity themselves instead of working to fix their shit.
>>29296939
I'm not OP but I am a KHV at 28 who had a stable home with loving parents and a good childhood, but I also have no social life. I'm not even bad looking or fat and I lift weights, have a good job with money and a house, but I have no idea how to interact with women and I am too much of a pussy to even try it.
>tfw your boyfriend cums inside you
>>29297124
>I am too much of a pussy to even try it
This here is your problem. When I was young, I was scared of tlaking to girls, can you imagine that? But at one point I forced myself to do it. It took quite a while but now I'm good at it. Like with pretty much everything else practice is key.
>>29296494
>tfw sheltered gf that only wants to fug twice a week
>>29297355
Two times a week is okay if you've already been together for a while, imo. But if you've only started seeing each other recently (and are not very young) that could cause problems in the future since most people have less sex after a while.
I'm outgoing. Had an ok childhood. Have hobbies. I can talk to girl just fine. I've been told I'm not remarkable unattractive.
There juat seems to be some intangible trait that makes women not interested. Can't even put my finger on it. Friends either can't see it or don't have the heart to tell me. Women sure won't explain what it is.
I think there are some people who just lack a certain "I don't know what"(as the French would say).
>>29296909
>You realize that the "kissless virgin" meme is just a meme?
So even on r9k I'm a freak of nature?
>>29296109
>10 sex partners
>rare
nah senpai every girl I've meet has cleared that
>>29297601
It's pretty much impossible to be older than 22 and still be a virgin in the west
If you're a poorfag who had to enter the workforce at 16, I might understand, but if you attended all four years of high school there is absolutely no reason you should be a Virgin
>>29297086
>bruh you gotta grow as a person
>bruh you gotta love yourself
>bruh you can't love other people unless you love yourself
It's an endless cycle
>>29297424
>tfw just recently started seeing each other and are in our late twenties
>>29297672
Yea, an endless cycle of self improvement
Yes but look around at couples, the vast majority of guys are fucking low tier girls. Honestly I've seen pics of r9k posters and almost all of you could be fucking and dating these types of girls, but they aren't attractive enough for you. Your standards are just too high probably because of porn. The majority of men go their whole lives without fucking anything higher than a 4/10. Most people are just no attractive. Go outside and look around. Even at gyms where people tend to be fit and healthy they aren't great to look at like the people we see on TV and movies.
>>29296074
Sex isn't that great, you cum and it's over and then you have talk and share your feelings for hours and get ready to go antiquing the next day.
Whereas alone you could just jack off and then have fun all day instead of being miserable.
>>29296074
Why are we waiting for the weekend?
Come someone explain this to me?
Me and my girl are about twice a week but we usually bang in the mid week.
>>29296109
This is true but women aren't average anymore. They're hypergamous sluts who loosen their holes and get diseases until wrinkles start setting in then they find a suitable carrier for their HPV strain and start a family of similarly vapid worthless children.
Women who have been with more than two men have no chance at a stable marriage anyway. They don't have the ability to pair bond anymore it's gone.
>>29298484
That's because 1/10 and up were allowed to marry, till now. The natural balance of relationships is slowly going back in effect.
>>29296638
Sounds like a lot of bullshit, you must be really bad at pleasing women if you need six hours to cum three times lol.
>>29296909
Stop perpetrating a lie.
Just because fake depressed normies come here for attention and "super cool memes bro" doesn't mean the majority of non cross boarding robots aren't still virgins. Srsly fuck off right now with that bullshit.
Well, are you actively trying to pursue sex with a girl?
>>29298667
How does one actively pursue sex with a woman?
>>29298766
You make a move, when you're alone with a girl that you think might dig you.
>>29296747
There are more normies than robots on this board. I don't even know where to go anymore
>>29296581
Me and my bf had hour long sex every once in a while. If he cums before I do, I make him keep going so that I get to cum as well. He's able to stay hard. And then, after I cum we want to keep going until he cums a second time, which prolongs it.
Yeah...
>>29298799
I got banned from all my college's sorority parties last time I did something like that.
Can you be more specific
>>29296074
Been with about forty women, 25 y.o., I've been on drugs every time.
>>29296792
your bait is too edgy and obvious to get anybody actually riled up. work on it.
>>29298859
Have you taken your AZT today?
I had sex last night with my gf
You mad losers?
>>29298484
>the vast majority of guys are fucking low tier girls
this is selection bias combined with the fact that your average robot thinks that any non-virgin is a "low tier" girl.
the fact of the matter is that the great majority of men who are actually out there dating instead of sitting in their basements shitposting and complaining on the internet are dating girls MORE attractive than themselves, albeit probably not vastly so.
1. people tend to aim higher than themselves when pursuing.
2. as the selectors, women are passive as shit and can only accept from the options given to them
3. attractive men are in short supply, so the majority of women are not being pursued by them.
4. the vast majority of women settle for a man less attractive than themselves, which is in direct contradiction to most men settling for low tier women. unless of course you apply r9k's bittervirgin madonna-whore logic to it to artificially deflate the value of women, but that doesn't fly in the real world where men and women are actually interacting with each other.
>>29296109
I've fucked 17
>>29298538
>then you have talk and share your feelings for hours and get ready to go antiquing the next day.
what the fuck weird ass relationship do you have that you sit around talking about you feelings for hours? after I finish filling my slut with cum we usually fall asleep in each others arms with maybe a goodnight kiss and a quick "i love you".
also antiquing is fun.
>>29298484
>projection: the post
to me the avg girl is a 7/10, my standards are low. youre the one who looks at a 7 and sees a 4
>>29298626
>majority of non cross boarding robots
i don't know where you think the vocal minority of autistic permavirgin "robots" came from, but they didn't originate from here.
>>29298859
>I've been on drugs every time.
I don't even have any interest in women sexually unless I'm drunk or on drugs. Is there something wrong with me?
>>29296074
I have sex with my chubby-cute gf about once every couple days. Sometimes I don't want to because it's very tiring but then I end up doing it because I'm horny.
Protip: sex is not the best thing in the world. Orgasms are not the best thing in the world. Loving relationships are. Aim for those.
>>29298993
Gay probably
>>29296109
>ten sexual partners
yea i don't know where you got that number, but every resource I google shows up between four and seven as the average lifetime partners.
and you have to take into account the fact that this is with a large chunk of men and women, maybe 20 to 25%, being hyperslutty with each other and racking up double, sometimes triple digits to skew the numbers.
every slutty girl I've known has fucked 12+. every "normal" girl I've known has only had sex in relationships and had 1-3 long term relationships up til her mid-late 20s.
>>29299022
but I don't find men attractive at all, not even traps. i'm definitely attracted exclusively to femininity. i just have no desire to actually participate and fuck women unless I'm high off my gourd.
I talked a girl once.it went about as well as you'd expect desu. Woah black Betty famalam
>>29299104
I talk to a girl everydaymy mom always asks what I want for dinner around 5
>>29296074
have you considered, i don't know, socializing with women? i'm not a pretty guy. 5'7, old acne scars all over my face to rival edward james olmos. i've had regular relationships for the past 4 years because, surprise, i actually go out of my way to find things going on in my city and talk to women and treat them as if they're normal, flawed human beings.
sitting at home complaining on the internet has never and will never do shit for you, son.
>>29296074
hm i dont find myself particularly attractive but i had a freshman black girl basically offer herself to me and i abused her for the better part of a semester
even if you look ugly or are a manlet it is possible to score some mad pussy if you are in a position of social power in any type of institution be it college, military, etc. I see all kinds of undesirable guys bagging pretty good women using this. However, if you are a NEET then your chances dramatically drop down to near zero...
PS she wasnt overweight or ugly, solid 8.4/10 with somewhat perky d-cups and a very wet very tight pussy for a black girl
>>29298538
Cuddling and foreplay is 100% better than the actual fucking part, Well depending on partner.
>>29299407
Get tested for low testosterone
>>29299424
>Implying I don't get massive amount of sex like the Chad I am but I just enjoy the tender part better
>>29296074
I had sex with a woman this morning. It's not that hard. Be fucking positive and not down on yourself right off the bat and get to know someone. Honestly, just don't be a wuss. Not in the sense that you can't have weaknesses but as in don't allow everyone around you to wallow in depressing bullshit from the get go.
The amount of normies in this hread and on this board is disgusting.
>>29299627
Yes that's what I'm implying boy
>>29296074
>men
>this weekend
>implying there aren't teenagers who get to do this everyday
>>29296074
When was the last time you asked out a girl in person?
a lot of us have sex every other day
>gotta let that pussy heal
>>29299632
>get a gf
>things go well
>brother dies of cancer
>work fucks me completely over
>visit her and start to cry
>not much just have an emotional moment
>two days later she tells me I am not how she imagined and she breaks up to me
Never ever show weakness. Never ever show emotion unless she wants it. Never ever be anything less than how she imagines you. Never ever be yourself.
>>29296109
You can still have sex every weekend with same person.
>>29299762
I've never asked a girl out
I'm 23
>>29298410
>endless cycle of self-improvement
So you actually never become good enough for other people so that they want to be around you
nice
>>29299812
Sooooooo why are you surprised you've never had sex?
>>29299762
When I was 20, and I only did it because a co-worker said he'd punch me if I didn't.
I got her number and was supposed to go on a date with her butI got high.
>>29299831
Because everyone else seems to have had
>>29298579
>The natural balance of relationships is slowly going back
nope, 1/10 women can still easily get married/have children
>>29299766
Yeah, because that's a shitty human being being a shitty human being. Find someone who's your friend first. Every real relationship I've had, including the one I'm in now has been based off of a genuine friendship before the relationship. I hate the idea of learning shit about the person I'm dating as we date. Why? You're asking for trouble. My gf is one of my best friends and the only huge thing that changed when we began dating was that we fuck and live in the same space now. I have severe depression, she knew this going in and accepts me for it.
>>29299766
You just had a bad gf dude. I've cried in front of my gf and she's cried in front of me. Your gf is supposed to be like your best friend in that she understands you completely. If you're not real with her then it's not worth it.
>>29299890
have kids maybe, but no one is going to marry that shit willingly
I fuck eryday
>>29299948
>tfw last night me and my bf held each other crying
is good
>>29297637
>29 virgin
>canadian
>finished high school
>completed two university degrees
>currently in workforce
>no self esteem, awkward as fuck, shy, etc
what's impossible to believe is that there are people who think it's impossible to be a virgin past the age of 10 or whatever
>>29296364
I love the summer time. It drives arousal.
>>29296074
Get out for once and maybe you'll see.
>>29298410
You never become good enough for a relationship, you keep on doing different things, learning how to be "decent" and with all of that work you're never good enough
>>29297637
>It's pretty much impossible to be older than 22 and still be a virgin in the west
No fuck you
>>29297637
orginal cement
>>29297042
>Leave
Or fucking what? No one you have ever told to leave this board has left this board. Faggot.
>>29299722
No, it's a good thing. Normies are objectively just better people than robots, and the fact that you're losing your home is a good thing
>>29296109
>/r9k/ facts
Women have literally dozens of partners nowadays
>>29300064
Never.. .
No matter what.
It hurts dude... and you/we will never figure out exactly what it is we're neglecting
>>29300502
I've only ever had zero, so...
>>29296074
just rape somebody
>>29300719
Not op.
I actually frightened myself once I found myself considering it.
Like "well, I'm not going to jail over that shit, so id prolly have to kill myself... well, I've already been considering that for a while"
I'm honestly kind scared of how I might react to one bad day...
>>29300795
lol might want to consider it now that you've posted your intentions on the internet
I wouldn't wait too long ;)
>>29300837
Eh... I'm medicated...
Pretty numb to everything. You can't have a bad day if you cant feel anything.
Besides, what do you think ia gonna happen?
>>29300893
Back to the mental hospital, shitlord.
>>29300795
>>29300893
The fuck is up with you redditor faggots and ellipses
>>29298926
Where the hell do you live? When I look at couples, the guys are usually 1 or 2 points higher than the girl. Women date up, never down (unless the guy has millions). Men usually aim straight across or slightly down. I don't think Ive ever seen a hot chick with an average boyfriend. In fact every attractive girl I see is with a generic 6'2 chad.
>>29298926
"attractive men are in short supply"
Again, where the fuck do you live the midwest? Any coastal region of the US is filled with good looking guys. Here you can go to a restaurant and see guys better looking than most movie stars working as fucking waiters.
