MBTI Thread
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As the title says. Please use your personality type as your name when you post here.
Also, let's get some input on what personality types we have on /r9k/.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10490329
You just know this thread will be shit up by INTP circlejerking.
pretty sure i'm just autistic tbqh famalam
>>29295836
Best personality type coming through
>>29296170
But they have the highest overall IQ anon
egocentric tosser that will never connect with anyone tier
>>29295836
What's the most autistic type of them all?
>>29296170
INTJs are the circle jerkers, not me senpai.
>>29296170
INTPs aren't that common here, anon!
I want to go on an adventure already.
>>29297187
INTP's are the most common here along with INFP and INTJ dumb dumb
>>29297139
this
I've actually had like two oneitises and grew out of them after several months. I could've actually gotten close with them but I could never emotionally connect.
>>29297187
Yes we are.
INTP is the true robot type
>>29297122
>type with the highest overall IQ
>still end up being one of the types that earn on average the least
wew lad. I can only imagine the comedic excuses you have in store to explain this.
>>29297187
INTPs are almost half of this board.
ENFP here, reporting
I lurk out of curiosity. Are other ENFJ's here rare or nah?
I'll keep asking this. How do ENTPs compare to INTPs? What are the major differences, similarities, and opposites?
>>29297244
are you kidding me?
do you seriously think IQ and earnings are that strongly correlated?
ESFJs are retarded, surely you know that?
>>29297274
yes
ENFJ is THE most normie N type.
>tfw get INTJ every time i take the horoscope personality quiz
>tfw literal meme personality type
who /meme/ here?
>>29297283
Less autism in entp, it's better being e
>>29297301
How the fuck did I end up here then lmao.
>>29297221
Same, though dude.
I'm not really action oriented Idk how I got this
>>29297289
It at least makes it pathetic to end up as a failure with an high IQ.
>>29297324
How come I still can't get laid? Is it because I don't try and because I lack empathy? I can talk to women and socialize fairly well. Go out at least four times a week etc.
>>29295836
I'm MEME with a moon in scorpio.
>>29297351
Well, if you actually don't try to get laid, obviously you won't get laid.
>>29297244
Do you have horoscope graphs too?
Fucking idiots.... Smh.
>>29297338
>money
>a universal measure of success or failure
Socrates was flat broke lad
>>29297377
Nigga you're the biggest dope in here. You should learn how to read tarot cards or something.
>>29297334
What do you mean by action oriented?
I don't do sports and stuff like that. I just can't stand my life being this boring.
>>29297384
What are even your argument to why the MBTI isn't legitimate?
This MBTI shit is actually more retarded than all the meme mental illnesses you fedoras had last month.
>>29297377
How do I strive to do it though? I'm too lazy and and a procrastinating kind of guy. I have a beer belly and I'm too unfocused to hit the gym which needs military-like discipline. Dedication to one single thing is something I have issues with. Even my fucking oneitises last a few months at most. I swear ENTP is like ADD the personality.
>>29297414
Nigga It's complete and utter pseudoscience. Literally astrology tier. No one is going down this neckbeard rabbit hole w/ you though.
>>29297433
Grow the fuck up you whimpering gullible moron.
eastern europe sux
I want to join the army but my country's military is a meme
I could go to 'murica or the UK or something but what the fuck do I do from there, I don't have much money or anything
help?
>>29297410
Yeah, I don't have the drive to do anything. It sucks sitting around but I don't really give enough of a fuck to get up. I'm lazy as fuck
>>29297433
Do you jerk off a lot? Because it's proven that guys who addictively masturbate a lot lose their desire to hit on women, so you shouldn't do that.
And maybe you should hit the gym or at least do sports once a week. Not to get buff but because it raises your testosterone levels.
First one is more important tho.
ENFJ-T "Protagonist"
Is this good?
>>29297423
>This MBTI shit is actually more retarded than all the meme mental illnesses you fedoras had last month.
Pretty much. 8 weeks ago the same fucking losers ITT would have been talking about their avoidant personality disorder or some such nonsense.
>>29297469
>I want to join the army
Why do you want to become a killer?
>>29297510
It means you will have bad fortune in the days to come. Also that you like long walks on the beach.
threadly reminder to not take the horoscope bait
>>29297533
Are you legitimately fucking stupid, or do you just have a sad life and are willing to grasp onto anything for comfort?
>>29297301
I have it and I'm as normie as you could be
>>29297530
Kek. That means I should kill myself, right, little wizzard?
>>29297498
>not embracing solitude
W E W
E
W
>>29297460
>Grow the fuck up you whimpering gullible moron.
or what
>>29297498
>Do you jerk off a lot? Because it's proven that guys who addictively masturbate a lot lose their desire to hit on women, so you shouldn't do that.
Yeah I masturbate daily. Ironically the time when I had oneitis is when I didn't have enough time to fap. As for testosterone I regularly drink with buddies and watch sports and WWE so I don't think I have problems with it.
>>29297519
>strawman this strawman that
Thanks for genius insight though. You know the exit.
>>29297497
Yeah, I wish something big would happen
Too bad supernatural shit doesn't exist
>>29297469
Register for the green card lottery every year until you win, then join the army?
Who /INFJ/ here?
>kissless virgin
>no friends
>anxiety
>shut in
>>29297590
Yeah, I know the feel.
An apocalypse would be fun too, there's not really anything I've built that would collapse and i feel like an apocalypse would be something new/exciting.
Also fire, man. I'd burn a lot of shit.
I'm basically a textbook INTP. it's pretty terrible. I wish I were an extrovert, not because I feel lonely or the need to socialize but because it seems like they're just more successful in general (networking, interviewing, etc).
>>29297519
Losers use MBTI as a launching point for their narcissistic naval gazing the same way they used to use mental illnesses. not really surprising.
>>29297652
Dude, are the leader of this therapy sessions for retarded drama queens? Will there be juice and cookies afterwards?
>>29297648
Have you looked into survivalism? I think it could be interesting. An apocalypse/SHTF scenario is the most likely interesting event that could happen.
>I'd burn a lot of shit
Fire is relaxing as fuck, I don't know about arson thoughnever tried it
>>29297716
>Have you looked into survivalism?
my god are you a fucking blowhard.
>>29297733
What's wrong with what I said?
>survivalism
>1. the practising of outdoor survival skills as a sport or hobby.
How is that pompous?
>>29297716
I'll look into it. I liked learning about that type of stuff in scouts as a kid
>>29297673
you aren't making any sense
>>29297755
This whole thread is neckbeard nonsense anon. Literally the entire thread. Get a real hobby. Follow a sports team or something.
>>29297845
Oh boy, sitting around watching sports on tv is sure better than learning survival skills. Gonna get a lot more outta that
>>29297845
Why don't you just get out buddy. There was really no point in saying that it isn't a "real hobby".
Pretty dumb
>stop liking what I don't like
mentality.
>>29297869
Yeah, what could be better than believing in stupid shit as vehicle for naval gazing?
>herr dee dur Ima ISTP how about you durrr?
>>29297908
>>herr dee dur Ima ISTP how about you durrr?
Imma INTJ anon her dee dur
I must be the only ESFP robot. I mean, how much in life have I failed to end up here?
>>29297845
>>29297533
>>29297908
How does it make you feel knowing I'm going to keep this thread bumped the whole day?
>>29298053
well Anon I'm a ENFJ so it feels very herr dee durr.
>>29298080
You hate these threads because you are probably some inferior type. Sucks to have low IQ doesn't it you worm.
>>29298053
>>29298114
Yay, another retard false flagging as an INTJ.
>>29298114
Here dee durr....you guyz I just got officially diagnosed as an INFP. Herr dee dur!!!!!!
>>29298205
Just leave already or I will be forced to take action.
>>29298271
derr it was an OFFICIAL diagnosis anon. INFP 4 lyfe derrrrrrrrrrrr.
>>29298205
Are you 12? Seriously. Your posts are beyond abysmally immature
>tfw still only ENTP in the thread
Why are we so rare? We're basically manchildren who can't keep interested in shit that seems boring to us.
>>29298290
>Are you 12?
No I'm a INFP. Plz pay attention. derrrrrrr....i'm an INFP why are we so rare? Derrrrrrr.
>>29298288
Since you are new to mbti I will explain how this works.
INTJ is at the top of pyramid. All other types are below that and serve as indirect slaves of the INTJ. Now stay quiet and know your place.
>>29297283
INTPs will think more before they speak and will chalenge others in a clever way
an ENTP may try and be a contrarian without any knowledge on a subject and will be very argumentive
>>29297351
you lack any kind of manly vibe
>>29297271
sa dude
>>29298419
>I will explain how this works.
it's a mix of memeology and fairy dust right?
>tfw best personality type
>tfw still browse this piece of shit
there is no such thing as winning
>>29298646
>literally the strongest, bravest and Chad type
>still end up on r9k
I pity you. If the ENTPs are failed normies you're a failed Chad.
I'm a GHFS. We're basically god-tier. King of the meme mountain tbqh.
>>29298693I actually just lurk here to laugh at you all
>>29298871
>4 registered ENTJs on the poll
Nice try virgin. Back of the bus.
>>29298693
I really come here for relationship advice. I didn't even visit r9k at all until I got oneitis. My most visited boards are /pol/, /tv/, /vg/ (/gsg/ primarily), /asp/ and /tg/ in that order.
>>29298899
>implying I wouldn't be the one driving the bus
>>29297080
>INFP
>good
geg
>making a trip for your retarded personalty type
just sad.
>>29297604
i am INFJ too apparently friend
>fucked 10 women
>healthy social life, friends all over the country
>manageable anxiety
>prefer being locked in my room doing nothing
>>29298949
>mainboard /pol/
just end yourself already my man
>>29299048
>i am lonely moron too apparently friend
ftfy
>>29299061
It's good for arguments. I enjoy shitting on Trumpfags as a #CruzMissile. I'm right-wing myself and I laugh at Trumpfags for being allegedly "right-wing" for a guy that supports trans-rights and shit like that.
/pol/ right now is basically r/The_Donald and I enjoy arguing against the circlejerk.
>>29299069
i'll think of you while im piledriving my girl on friday
>>29299115
I'm sure you'll really fuck the anime of that big girl.
Is she as ENTP too? Derrrrrrrrrr
What type is least likely to go on /r9k/?
>>29299260
the type who doesn't believe in this nonsense.
>>29299114
>#CruzMissile
>being a literal cuck
Not that Donald is much better, I admit.
Pathetic roaches, constantly running into my traps.
Sometimes I don't even have to pull the strings.
You're all worthless little roaches to me.
>>29299299
Fortune 500 companies swear by MBTI
>got tested with an 8 hour intensive examination by a company which specializes in MBTI at work, paid for by work
>got identical result to the free online exams I've taken before.
>results are a package of in depth information, 1000x more detailed than anything you can find online
>same INTJ though
Companies use this as a tool to find natural leaders and management. It works.
>>29297351
Timidity is a strong enemy my friend, you're just a pussy to take the charge
>>29297520
Not op but something about killing people and them having a mutual agreement seems attractive, just the idea of going in and fucking shit up is appealing
Commie wasteland of INTP represented by Rooskie armyfags
>I want you to end me, my kith
