Why don't you just sleep with moms anon?
>big fat asses
>makes you dinner
>buys you things
>sucks D
Most of the time all you need is a job a average dick and to be average looking.
I am average in every way, no job and I do it. Why can't you?
>>29294787
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
PFFTTTSPITSPITPISTPISTPIST
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
Where can I find some that are open to this?
How did you do it?
>>29294787
They're either sluts or single moms.
Either way it's a bad deal for you.
>>29294797
every damn time
made me giggle
>>29294787
Op, who is pic related?
She has a very fine figure and I would love to see more.
>>29294787
are you acoustic or something?
Single moms are terrible. Unless the husband died, why do you think she is a single mom? Probably because she hooked up with some chad dude without thinking and ended up alone. Are you going to raise her kid?
What's to stop her poking a hole in your condom and getting pregnant. I'm sure she would love a cut of your neet bucks.
>>29294950
>are you acoustic or something?
But I have / do, anon.
Dear god, please give me a fat butt mommy to fuck and buy me things for me
Amen
>>29294787
>tfw the only older women that are attracted to you are either fat, butterfaced, or too subtle with their hints
I wish OP. I like milfs. There was one in my English class this year who was pregnant and super hot. She had those bangs that make you look like an SJW too (which I find very hot, as I like to fantasize about physicaly dominating SJWs).
She really admired me because I far surpassed my classmates in academic ability, and it was very obvious to her. However, she probably didn't admire me enough to risk losing her family and job so I didn't bother to try.
Then there was this one creepy ass art teacher who always touched my face, and said I was super photogenic. I wouldn't have touched her with a ten foot pole. *shudder*
>>29294991
Top kek m88
>>29295051
most autistic shit ive ever read
>>29295113
Don't worry; I'm not autistic. I'm just pretentious.
>>29294950
>are you acoustic
this should become a meme
>>29295113
*acoustic
>>29294950
>are you acoustic
no, but you're a genius
>>29294950
Top kek m8 new meme
>>29294787
Do you have more of this milf
Dont remind of this feel, milfs are my thing ;-;
>tfw a hot mom will never sit on my face and let me lick her asshole
>>29294950
Acoustic as fuck. This nigga's straight up unplugged.
>>29295226
I think I love you desu senpai
>>29295224
You do realise asshole is where poo comes out and it smells like rancid poo?
Licking a womans arsehole is pretty much the same as a guys. Why?
>>29294950
>are you acoustic or something?
Yes. I'm actually a banjo.
>>29294950
I can't help that my parents taught me how to talk. Jesus fuck, why did my parents make such an acoustic ass mother fucker? Life isn't fair.
>>29295313
>tfw you're acoustic
Poor dude, you'll never be as cool as the Electrics.
>>29294950
are you acoustic or something?
Regular guitars are terrible. Unless the amp died, why do you think it is a regular guitar? Probably because it was made without thinking and ended up without any cool electric sounds. Are you going to learn to play stupid fuckin regular guitar?
What's to stop it from spontaneously shattering into wood chips. I'm sure it would love a cut of your thighs.
I would, but they wouldn't want to date me for the same reasons women my age wouldn't.
>crawl photobucket looking for random girls nudes
>found some 7/10 THICC Mexi MILF
>photos of her are all really modest
>there's a video
>her laying in bed after she woke up, telling the camera that she loves "her man" and wishes that he was there so much
>keep browsing and find her with the guy she recorded it for
>a 3/10 balding guy who was half a foot shorter than her
>eventually come across a video where it looks like she's just in her bra
>"I love you honey and I hope you enjoy the show!"
>like 18 deleted videos for inappropriate content
>last video is her shyly saying that this is what she looks like after an orgasm and that she loves him
First time I wanted to kill myself so much in a long time
Because I like younger women.
Is there anything wrong with this?
Really! Well, then, why don't you directly talk about it instead of pussyfooting around it and making shill threads like a huge, pass-agg goon?
>>29294950
>he isn't acoustic
Moms are untouchables out of respect
Plus, the good ones are all married
But seriously, where does one find MILFs? Or just older women in general, they don't have to be moms. I'm 20 so I'm not even sure if women over 30 see me any differently from a child.
>>29294787
>all you need is a job a average dick and to be average looking
So not a robot.
>>29294787
I'm all of those things.
Where do I go to find mommies to fuck? I still live with my parents btw.
>>29295478
Seconding this question.
>roasties will NEVER EVER win over /r9k/
>LITERALLY NO ONE wants used goods
>you're stuck in a thread with the same people responding to each other for all eternity
>>29294950
>acoustic
this really rustled my stringies
>>29294950
Fucking shit, spat my drink all over me because of your faggotry.
This might have potentiall to ascend to a meme.
>>29294787
Gonna need a source m8.
sorkleborklee
>dating single mothers
I mean having secks with one once or twice is allright I guess but dating them makes you a cuck
>acoustic
Why yes I do play the guitar
>>29294797
so how do you guys pronounce this?
is it like burr-wrap/brr-wrap or brap?
The new meme makes sense to me, because electric guitars are definitely Chad's instrument of choice.
oh yes, i'm sure moms are lining up for my depressed bitter autistic ass.
>>29294787
Anymore pics of her? I don't care about her face, that ass is fucking massive
>>29294950
>are you acoustic or something?
yes
>>29294950
>are you acoustic or something?
What the fuck did you just say to me you nigger!?
>>29294950
>tfw on the violin stages of my acoustic
>can't even strum without sperging out
>>29294950
are you autistic or something there famalan?
>>29294950
Who you callin' acoustic here asshole?
I'm 100% electric, fucking dickhead.
>>29295226
>>29294950
are you guitarded?
>>29294787
can i get some more mums butts
Pretty sure an older woman wouldn't be interested in my manchild, no income ass unless it was a fling.
>>29299645
AcCORDing to you, I must be.
>>29295532
strummed your strings
"that really strummed my strings" sounds better
>>29295343
>being this guitarded
>>29294787
OP, if women my own age and younger find me utterly offputting, what are the chances someones mom will want to fuck me.
>>29298211
Here's one, but take percussions when viewing
![epiphone-les-paul-100-electric-guitar-800x274[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jTcAP1m.jpg "epiphone-les-paul-100-electric-guitar-800x274[1].jpg")
>>29294950
no acoustics here mate.. only electric.
>>29295051
Yeah I am sure she would head home and jab a dildo into her unborn kids head at the thought of your superior academic abilities. It was tearing her apart she couldn't just rip your clothes off and suck your autistic penis while you recite logical fallacies to her.
>>29294950
in during epic new meme
can't wait to see on r/4chan
>>29294787
Sauce on that ass? Google sends to some bullshit pages. I know that tattoo on her back. I know she did some amateur porn.
>>29294950
we are all guitarded or acoustic in this mongolian cartoon posting board here sempai famalam
>>29294950
inb4 waves of communist faggots steal glorious meme.
Holy fuck I birthed a meme
Just stopping in to say that I love thicc mummy ass
>>29294950
>Acoustic
Fuck me, that was good
>labiolingual voiced trill
>>29294950
Fuck nigga, I MIGHT be acoustic.
