Well /r9k/, I have taken my laptop and I have locked myself inside a windowless room in my house, my parents are away on a month long vacation to Europe. This room is supposed to be our safe room but I switched the direction on the lock on the door so I've locked myself inside, there's no way I can open it or get out, all I have is this laptop and the wifi connection. I did not bring the charger so when this dies I'll have no way of getting out by contacting someone on the outside. My plan is to die in here. I'm too cowardly to end it any other way. Anyone care to join me? Laptop has 30% battery left.
>>29294331
... I think you'll regret it right as dehydration starts kicking in, but... Have fun OP.
>>29294331
contact the police or something, you will regret it
Post your address so we can come round and rob your house.
What do you care, you're dying.
>>29294331
Holy shit senpai contact your parents or the police by email immediately and let them know to come save you. Holy shit you're retarded and you're going to regret this.
But this is probably a bait thread anyways. Jesus Christ though senpai, I hope this is not real.
>>29294331
Post pics or fake
Orignale ocmmmente
>>29294331
proof?
youre going to regret this
call the cops now
that said, this is a funny way to go
im assuming that this is bait. if its not, get help. this is not a good way to go
>>29294331
>I'm too cowardly to end it any other way.
oh trust me, if you're cowardly you will find literally any way possible to get out of there
you think dying from dehydration or starvation is an actual effective method of suicide? lmao
Show us pics of the room
Muy Originales
>>29294331
well you posted on here and assuming the morality of the admins, would probably pass your ip to your local police station etc.
So you wouldn't be able to do it, even then you basically just planned to dehydrate/starve yourself to death, both of which are extremely unpleasant?
Lastly, you decided to inform us instead of just doing it; which leads to the assumption you're an attention seeking manbaby.
>>29294331
I will give you props if you will die with your dick in your hand. Save your battery because I want to watch eat your own semen.
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>>29294404
I have no camera in here, I left my phone outside the door on purpose and this laptop has no camera on it.
and im not calling the cops. We live atleast 3 hours in the middle of nowhere.
Laptop on 23% battery now
>>29294436
I call bullshit, no proof to confirm you're telling us truth.
>>29294436
contact the police, doesn't matter if you're 3 hours away
What sort of panic room lets you lock yourself inside?
Bollocks.
>>29294436
>we live 3 hours away
Are you under the impression that you're going to drop dead along with your battery? You've got a few days of suffering ahead of you yet, boy.
>>29294436
just buy a gun or hang yourself you goddamn idiot
you do NOT want to die from dehydration
>>29294436
this is hilarious bait
theres a tiny 0.00001% chance that this isnt bait and you actually are this stupid, and you cant even get people to take your own suicide seriously because you forgot a camera
but we all know this is bait
thanks for the entertaining thread
see you again tomorrow friend
on the offchance this isnt bait, ill feel really guilty for this
but this is bait
Goodbye my friend
>>29294452
I took the lock off the door and flipped it. ONly way I could do it.
>>29294447
What can I do besides a photo? Anything I have that does can contact the outside world has a lot longer battery life and I want the temptation of contacting the outside world to be as limited as possible asap
laptop at 19%
>>29294469
again i know this is bait, but on the offchance this is real, please contact the police
this is a seriously stupid way to die
Contact the police and then kill yourself in a manner that's 10x less painful than dehydration.
Fucking retard.
>>29294485
why is your laptop draining so quickly?
at this rate, youve never been able to use it for more than 30 min without charging it
>>29294331
Are you me?
My parents are on a vacation in Europe too
>isn't fapping
Low T beta male desu
Also you might as well put something in your butt to try it out.
>>29294485
Your laptop surely has a microphone built in. Record yourself and I'm sure some Anon will tell us if the sound comes from small enclosed area.
>>29294499
down 11% after roughly 15 mintues,
>>29294499
It has no camera, its kinda old and I've got the power settings on high trying to drain it as soon as possible.
laptop still at 19%
>>29294514
okay it'll probably be shitty
now laptop at 17%
Watch the new Zelda trailer. Make sure to call someone to get you out afterwards quick. You're not gonna want to miss this.
>>29294485
>laptop at 19%
> 23% 5 minutes ago.
Fuck bro your laptop has given up on life too.
What's with all the sympathyfags today? Godspeed OP.
>>29294516
Change your fucking power settings holy shit.
You do realize that this is the only thing that could save you from one of the most painful deaths possible?
>>29294521
>safe room
do you live in a mansion
>>29294521
what kind of laptop is it?
>>29294436
>no camera
nigger, how old is your laptop?
every fucking modern laptop comes with a built in camera. how retarded is it that you have a fully built safe room but a cameraless laptop.
rip op, I guess
Nothing we can do here if this is true
>>29294521
hahahaha, you literal retard
you're going to sit in an enclosed room with no distractions while you try killing yourself from dehydration?
you're going to regret this as soon as dehydration starts to set in and die a painful, agonizing death while you realize you actually still want to be alive
contact the police now you goddamn idiot
/r9k/ is the easiest place to bait people.
I'll tell you a secret: when I'm bored I make bait posts to make people insecure about themselves. I make femanon threads, I post pepes with trash content.
The fact this thread has more than 10 replies only shows how pathetic this place is.
ok I recorded myself in this small room that is not large or spacious
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fUJ9pYlK3l
13%
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>>29294553
sorta. dad worked a engineering place before he left and he gave me his old dell laptop workbook. it came with this thing I can put it on and I get multiple monitors hooked into it
>>29294514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pZuPX07O8n
>>29294577
this is not me, proof here
>claims to have a mic
>but no cam
yeah I call bullshit
If true, though, RIP. You're in for a long 10 days or so.
>>29294579
you sound like a little bitch
i'm pissed now that you're letting your laptop battery run out because i wish i could hear your pathetic bitch screams of agony as you slowly die
>>29294577
>>29294579
What.
>>29294579
>old dell laptop workbook
I have the same thing here, as a reserve one. Currently using toshiba. I can confirm, old dell laptops don't have cameras.
>>29294576
cool, i create most fembot threads and i'm a male btw
cringey anime pic with chad reference does the trick
can you paypal me some cash before you die pal
>>29294579
what kind of old dell laptop workbook do you have that has a mic but not a cam?
>>29294576
if anything, it just showcases how pathetic your life is, you shitpost and lie on a mongolian image board where you are completely anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SUaMBUXouK
I don't know why my evil twin is lying...
3.3% left
>>29294576
except most of the people replying are pointing out that this is bait, and only playing along because its fun
no one is getting upset
>>29294588
This is not me guys, proof here
0.1% battery, hey guys; my magically draining laptop is about to run out, then my short-sighted suicide plan thats totally not just an attention seeking post is about to start.
I reckon I won't make it past a single day or two.
Cya guys, faggot op here.
>>29294651
Guys this isnt me I'm OP
>>29294608
this is the setup.
laptop is at 12%
windows is telling me to plug in
>>29294659
fuck off faker i'm the real OP
>>29294331
>i'm capable of "switching" a lock on a panic room door but stupid enough to think dying of dehydration is a good plan
No.
>>29294659
no i am the OP now.
>>29294662
post a screenshot of the battery level
OP here: I just took a fat shit on my keyboard
>>29294668
Why are you faggots imitating me?
6%
>>29294702
I just realized, he's gonna be alive for a while longer, where will all his piss and shit go?
Is he just gonna wade in his shit for a few days? What a way to go.
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>>29294512
Its people like all of you that are making me do this, you all just make me so angry i hate it it all thats why im doing this sure im too lazy or whatever to do it otherways but atleast this way im sure to die
>>29294681
here
Have a good death, OP.
If this is legitimate, this might be the dumbest fucking suicide attempt in all of fucking history. Congrats OP, you're a fucking dumbass.
>>29294726
Screw off mate, you got that off google images.
Really though I'm at 7ish percent right now
>>29294742
There's no proof that this is real, sooo... xD
you'll run out of air!!
>>29294738
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>>29294671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1btTEzB6wGy
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE PUSHING ME 1 STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
>>29294755
I know, but think about it. If its real, that means this dumbass LOCKED HIMSELF IN A ROOM TO DIE OF STARVATION/DEHYDRATION. And his parents are going to get back from the vacation to his rotting corpse.
>>29294754
Responses to OP that are directly linked to the OP post do not say (you) they still say (OP).
Confirmed fag. Sage
>>29294742
Fuck off, that ausfag who said he was going to do it by using willpower to just stop drinking water was funnier.
Why are tripfags such dumb cunts who think their opinion means anything?
>>29294778
>implying you would know what that looks like
fag
>>29294784
Fuck off, that ausfag who said he was going to do it by using willpower to just stop drinking water was funnier.
>aus
Are you surprised?
>>29294764
Keep posting these. They're fucking hilarious, m80.
OP here. 3% power. This is the end.
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>>29294820
you can keep posting these if you want i dont care god doesn't love you im off to see god he loves me at least. I just got this so i'll be gone soon, im a little scared but i know i'll die in peace. bye everyone
>>29294820
Good fucking riddance.
muy originales
>>29294764
It takes 3-5 days to die of thirst and 3 weeks to die of starvation.
You are a fucking idiot. I'd tell you to kill yourself but it seems you made a balls of that too.
Goodbye opie sleep tight
>>29294820
NO! DON'T DO IT BRO!!!! CALL THE POLICE! :(
>>29294802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PL1plDF1SB
I can't do anymore, they'll lose their novelty really quickly. This one was subpar.
>>29294828
in this offchance this isn't bait, contact the police now
>>29294828
>die in peace
Hahahahahahaha
>>29294820
For us, but you've got a week until dehydration sets in.
Please try to contact someone on your laptop. You are fucking retarded and I feel really bad for you right now even though this is probably a bait thread.
Fucking Christ man, please don't so this to yourself.
>>29294331
GUYS STOP IMITATING ME, THIS IS TOTES A FOR REAL SUICIDE ATTEMPT
0.00000001% BATTERY LEFT GUYS.
In the microseconds before my shitty laptop that has a ok mic cuts out, I just wanted to inform everybody that I do in fact love dick and not being able to perform a gangbang culminating in me being turned into a cum statue was the biggest regret of my life.
Goodbye 4eva four-chans; I will miss you and your cum guns.
OP still hasn't given us any proof that this whole scenario is real, why would you assume that this is NOT bait? Jesus fucking christ /r9k/, you're getting dumber every day.
>>29294793
talk shit get hit cunt, fuck off. i swear to god you dumb fuck galah i'll fuck you if i ever see you in person
>no picture of said room op is a liar
Shit shit shit! I don't want to die! HELP MY WIFI IS TOO SLOW TO LOAD THE POLICE DEPARTMENT'S WESBITE
>>29294843
Holy shit, you change voices fast. Fucking gold, my man, thanks for making me laugh this hard. So sad to see you go, but I get the novelty thing, so it's all good.
>>29294854
the admins should contact local police
>>29294880
HAHAHAHA ROBOT ABSOLUTELY BTFO XD
b8
oreganoginal
>>29294881
I'll part ways with this gift, my mom got in the mix :-(
Just when my suicide was going so well
Also a top down view of my room
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uIncmtg7bt
>>29294331
I want to make a joke because I think this is bait but on the off chance it isn't I feel too bad for you to make a joke senpai.
You're a retard OP, send an email to your parents immediately. Contact the police.
Backtraced and reported to cyber police
>>29294902
A beautiful end.
Seriously though dude, try to find work as a voice actor. You're pretty good at it in my opinion.
>>29294930
I'm a male, I can't find work as a voice actor. Thanks though, much obliged.
Let us all pay our respects towards this attention seeking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
OP was a real human bean.
F
>>29294902
What a nice lady :D
>>29294331
Can you tell us where about you are so we know what local news it will pop up in
>>29294902
holy fuck dude, that was some amazaing voice acting
WTF my laptop has 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% battery left
guys, all those zeros on my screen!! help!! but don't call the cops
>>29294793
You what cunt? Say that to my face
>>29295013
Hahaha you're so funny! xD
you want to slowly die bc you cant kill yourself instantly? well played op have fun suffering
What happened to asking the Op what state he lives in and when his parents are comming back so we can actually check if this is real in a months time. Seriously you guys don't know how to run a thread like this. Anyway if this by some obscure chance isn't bait someone should contact the fbi so they can track his Ip adress and save him from a very shitty death
>>29295254
You do realise that the FBI can't do shit about this, right?
>>29295288
and why would that be anon-kun
while largely improbable, let's say OP was sincere.
then his last action (the one who summarizes his entire life) before committing suicide was...
>...bragging about it on /r9k/
>>29295387
Can it be considered suicide?
Isn't it like extreme fasting?
It is around Muzzy holiday, maybe they'll accredit his death to ISIS 8-)
>>29294378
This. Any robots commiting sudoku should just donate their stuff to fellow surviving robots. There are people who would like your high end gaming PC.
>>29294828
No, you'll die in agonizing pain.
>>29294331
Is jodie foster with you?
>>29295558
no, kristen stewart is
>>29295578
no forest whitaker is
>>29294436
>laptop has no camera on it
Bullshit. Even my Dad's 5 year old laptop has a webcam. All laptops these days, even the cheap $250 ones come with webcams.
>>29295609
You're saying that as if 5 years ago was a long time ago.
>>29295609
Even my Dell Latitude shitbox from 2008 had a little pinhole webcam built into it. There's a lot of obvious bullshit in this story but the not having a webcam is the biggest
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS ROBOT FUCK
>>29294331
>this retarded faggot is RIGHT NOW suffering in a shitty windowless room with no food or water, and no way out
Do you think he has lost it yet?
>>29296967
His battery died and he's probably sitting there crying because he ain't man enough to bust open the door. He probably shat in the corner, started choking on the smell of it, tried to eat de poopoo to kill himself faster and will be found with de poopoo smeared on his face and very much alive. The subsequent embarrassment will be what kills him, on his second attempt to an hero (where he jumps into the hippo enclosure at his local zoo)
>>29297019
He has a month until his parents come back, he'll be dead from dehydration by then.
>>29294331
OP are you still here? I'll miss you faggot
i guess we'll have to check the news next month
>>29294577
This was recorded in a fucking walk in closet.
That faggot is still suffering in his room, probably crying like a little bitch.
>>29294331
Lol dude u will still be alive by the time ur parents get back. Depends how fat u are i guess. Drink ur own piss
>>29294331
Yeah right, who is this stupid?
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4o6mv7/robot_locks_himself/
You are all on Reddit now. I'm not the OP of the post though, so don't get ancy with me
>>29300056
No one really gives a fuck.
>>29294538
This OP. If shit gets bad I'm sure berry will break down that door.
