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My neighbour's gf appearantly lives out of town. I can sometimes
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My neighbour's gf appearantly lives out of town. I can sometimes her them on the phone (how the fuck can i hear the person on the other line when i hardly notice anybody even living there any other time?).

When she comes to visit him, they do nothing but having sex all day. The thing is: his gf is a pretty loud moaner. I can hear everything, when he puts it in, when he eats her out, when they switch positions, when she comes etc.

It's fucking depressing to actually hear people having sex when you're a virgin and noone even wants to touch you.
What's even worse is that I haven't seen either of them, so my fucked up brain always pictures it to be my crush getting fucked over there. Why can't i stop thinking that?

They fucked just a few minutes ago. Didn't think it was my crush this time luckily.
But I masturbated to the sound of them having sex. How have I become this pathetic?
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Ask him to have a threesome with them.
Continue until you're eventually cucking your neighbor
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>>29293936
Don't know when she's there to visit, except when they're already fucking and they won't answer the door then.

Fuck, they're doing it again right now.
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>>29294151
Record next time, mate.
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>>29294309
It's not loud enough for my shitty phone or heaset mic to pick up.


Correction from before: they're not doing it again, but talk, joke around and laugh a lot. Which is even more depressing. I want that too.
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>>29293912
When she leaves town, take her place.

Have him fuck your brains out.
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