>It's so hard to find anyone... Everyone my age is already married! And it's n-not like a c-cute young man like you would date an old hag like me or anything...! Ha ha!
How do you respond?
>>29291552
try not being obese you pig.
>>29291552
You're right you're old and past your best days, nothing personnel m'lady.
>>29291552
How old is that again?
>Did my mom come on to you? It's okay, you can tell me.
>Haha, yeah, she's such a fucking idiot. As if you'd be interested in her. Get over here and fuck my snatch, faggot.
>>29291552
I don't date christmas cakes
>>29291596
>"Plus you could never hope to match my godlike reflexes in your old age."
>*Teleports behind you, then ziplines away*
>>29291552
"Actually I think you're pretty cute. Would you like go out for coffee or tea sometime?"
And that's how you do it, bots.
>>29292184
do what, dtick my dick in a garbage can LMAO
>>29292184
>tea
While it's absolutely amazing when you're sick, I just can't fathom drinking it otherwise.
>>29292184
And then she gets all flustered and starts hyperventilating! Wait for her to calm down so she can say yes.
She's a horny hag, so sex should be pretty easy. To her, the very concept of her old body making a young penis get hard is as good as sex itself!
>>29291552
>How do you respond?
These threads are designed explicitly to make you imagine a favorable scenario that will never happen.
I guess once in a while it actually gets me. I'm angry. You win, OP. I'm sad and I'm angry.
>>29291651
>you become increasingly brazen in your mockery of her idiot mother
>her daughter sits on your lap and grinds your bulge while she looks on oblivious
>you have literally figured out how to cuck a woman
>>29292282
It's true it often doesnt go well, but I was able to snag a few dates with a cute older woman for a while. She was 47 and I was 26. Of course, I thought she was a little younger than that, but makeup is a hell of a drug.
Anyway, it didnt turn out all that well. She ended up being an odd christian/feminist hybrid and was often hypocritical. Lots of frustration and no hot milf sex.
>>29292282
This, Why are these threads constantly created? it's not like these constant threads have a political motivation. (Like the cuck threads, trump/bernie/hillary threads, /pol/ threads). They're constructed just to annoy robots.
Fuck off OP
>>29292374
>it's not like these constant threads have a political motivation
they're feminist fat/old chick acceptance shit. are you blind as well as gay
