i only shit once or twice a week, and it has to be in my apartments toilet otherwise no go. who else holds in their logs for days at a time?
>>29291411
i too can only shit in my own place but i am more regular than you
i haven't shit in a bathroom that wasn't my own in 24 years
>>29291411
>i only shit once or twice a week
meme or ER. /thread
Used to be kinda the same way as a kid OP, one time I could hardly walk home from school after over a week of noshitting. Got home, ate an assload of fruit and then bombarded my porcelain throne
>>29291411
I try to hold it in for as long as possible but it becomes impossible after having drunk allot of water.
>>29291492
If you aren't a fatass that eats all the time, you don't have to shit as frequently
>>29291411
I started /noshit/ again last week and I'm trying to become independent from shitting entirely. I usually can't hold it in for more than two weeks at a time, my urges kick in and I must shit.
I saw an anon claiming to go 3 weeks though, props to him.
>>29291411
Try taking a dump in a jiffy john, fk me I hate that shit. Although it is a nice place to fap
>yfw you used to clench your asshole and hold it in whenever you had a bowel movement
>yfw you felt those stiff, thick shit-logs grind past your prostate gland
>>29291607
The Soylent guy went over a month without shitting. He killed off his intestinal bacteria with antibiotics, and went on a really low fiber version of soylent, so everything would be completely absorbed.
http://robrhinehart.com/?p=1152
>>29291675
What the fuck senpai, I don't think that's healthy.
I'm lucky if I get to shit once a week
Maybe I just don't eat enough
I abuse opiates I know I'm scum). I hate when you run out and you know you're going to rip your asshole apart.
who /hemorrhoids/ here? Mine swell up so bad when I take a shit I wonder how it even gets past them.
>tfw can't sit down again until I ice them.
>>29291796
That was the moment I realized, that by being an early buyer of Soylent, I had unwittingly participated in someone's fetish.
>>29291880
>taking a shit
>wiping your ass
>it's all blood
>>29291411
>>29291880
>>29291941
Who /bloodybutthole/ here?
>try to shit
>constipated
>try to do it slow
>fuck it
>force it all out with great gusto
>my butthole is gored to hell
