red flags with women
>she lets people know that she likes The Smiths
Sharing what you're interested in is attention-seeking and wrong.
>she initiates the conversation
>she doesn't care that the bourgeoisie are extracting her surplus value
>>29291160
girls please pay no heed to this guy. Pls pls pls pls pls stop falling for retarded normie bullshit, and actually talk to guys, girls. PLEASE.
Has dated a black guy
>she doesn't let you fuck her
everytime a girl doesn't let me fuck her I end up in the friendzone with her.
>>29291182
>Thinking that any girl will ever read any of this ever
wew lad
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>ever visited tumblr
>considers herself a nerd/geek/gamer
>tells people about her love for coffee every 5 minutes
>dyed hair or tattoos
>doesn't believe in true equality or taking responsibility for her actions
>associated with feminism in any way
>doesn't have at least one(1) productive hobby
>can't cook
>self diagnosed with depression/social anxiety
>use the word "awkward" or "like" as fillers in a conversation
>swears a lot
>can't control her emotions
>can't think rationally
>can't into logic
>haven't read a single good book
Actually , scratch all that
>is 3D
The only red flag you need .
>>29291138
How fucked am I for agreeing with this?
I cannot interact with human beings.
>goes out to bars EVERY weekend (yes, she is sleeping with multiple men while leading you on) c'mon, there are better things to do than go to bars
>has hot friends (yes, the guys her friend attracts ARE sleeping with her)
>is a sjw
>likes Bernie Sanders
>posts on Twitter every few hours
>she has nervous eyes
>>29291370
>use the word "awkward" or "like" as fillers in a conversation
also replying "cool" to something/anything
>>29291160
I agree with this, if she initiates something it usually means shes way below my league
>>29292164
What do you reply when someone says something bad you don't know what to say back? I can't into basic social skills
>>29292873
*and you don't
>>29290974
>She like music
>"Oh i'm really into Pink Floyd, Radiohead and Neutral Milk Hotel"
Women can't handle anything a bit unconventional. Because they would have said good bye to their social lives.
>>29291222
Wew lad? You got some nerve saying that to anyone when you post a fucking 2 KB image resized for ants, nigger.
>>29291229
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>>29293010
Girls actually into music are insane. It fuggin sugs.
>>29290974
>is vegan
at least they make it obvious so you know which ones to stay away from
>>29290974
>she has a tinder account
>she has positive opinions of tinder
>>29291370
What's a productive hobby?
>>29293654
If she has tinder, Chad is fucking her right now, tinder is the exclusive domain of Chad
girls with mental problems and crazybitch syndrome turn me on. idk why. its caused much harm.
>>29290974
>she accidentally posts her phone number on Facebook, and then screenshots the post and puts it on TwitterHer name is Nicole Marie Rodriguez Otero Hernandez Rosado Vargas. Just say you used to ride Bus 174, or how you want to fuck her fat thighs, or something.
>>29291370
Here is a good example of someone so picky that they'll never find anyone.
>>29293717
I'm a fucking idiot, I forgot the photo.
>>29293717
>>29293730
Another one from Twitter, she's the one on the left.
>she does the roastie walk
>>29293726
>here is a good example of someone with standards
>>29291370
>ever visited tumblr
Excuse me, have you seen the porn?
>associated with feminism in any way
Feminism is more of a fashion statement these days anyway, most of them hardly take it seriously.
>doesn't have at least one(1) productive hobby
And what do you consider productive?
>can't cook
Can you cook? Yes? Well, you can have fun teaching her, that's actually a really fun date.
>swears a lot
Oh fuck off.
You guys can't get girls not because they hate you, but because you're picky, judgemental 1/10 personalities who all think you're hot shit.
>she has internet friends
>>29290974
>Woman
>Likes The Smiths
Green flag to me. But, probably a trap. No women actually like The Smiths.
>>29291370
>ever visited tumblr
the porn on there is top tier
>considers herself a nerd/geek/gamer
i play games but i don't advertise that i'm a gamer grill
>tells people about her love for coffee every 5 minutes
i do like coffee but dont 'brag' about it
>dyed hair or tattoos
i have lue hair so im guilty of that
>doesn't believe in true equality or taking responsibility for her actions
i actually believe if a woman hits a man she should get hit back
>associated with feminism in any way
most main stream feminism if a joke at this point
>doesn't have at least one(1) productive hobby
i volunteer at a soup kitchen time to time so i'm counting that at "productive"
>can't cook
i passed culinary school and plain to own a cafe so i hope i'm good at cooking
>self diagnosed with depression/social anxiety
not depressed just fuckin hate myself
>use the word "awkward" or "like" as fillers in a
conversation
nope
>swears a lot
i swear alot so ill take that
>can't control her emotions
i have been told i'm very controlling of my emotions
>can't think rationally
same
>>can't into logic
i dont know what the fuck you mean by this
>>haven't read a single good book
what counts as good?
>>29294443
>not accepting sluts means you're picky
Wew there, white knight.
>her name starts with a K, H, or Z
fucking nope
>>29291370
>use the word "awkward" or "like" as
I catch myself using "like" almost every time I open my mouth, but even President Obama does it. It's not easy to stop
>>29295251
Don't forget J, E and S.
Every Jennifer, Emily and Sophie is a guaranteed slut.
>>29294506
I can't imagine how Reddit you have to be in order to think like this.
>>29295370
And let's not forget A, B or C either.
>she talks about her periods in public
>feminism
>bi-sexual or identifies as something else
>any ties with the military
>tattoos
>piercings
>attention seeking
>social media whoring
>dyed hair
>easily offended (I mean like kneejerk reaction to jokes or if people don't mean to be offensive)
>cannot hold a conversation or constantly talks/refers to one thing
Do these seem fair and make sense?
>>29293792
nice pajamas.
btw, did she accurately shower after dat pic ?
>>29295681
>any ties with the military
Nnnnnnn, debatable. My knee-jerk reaction is to agree with this, but I have met an okay girl with actual hobbies who was not Tumblr who had ties to the military.
reasons for redflagging the last 3 womyn here:
>the fattie:
- bragged about 4 o 5 of her ex bf's
- one of them was a married guy, she found out quite later
- unmodesty: she talked about gross stuff while we are eating in a public place
>the tall one:
- always talking bad about someone
- uselessly pro-gay talk
- hateful eyes
>the petite one with a weird tummy
- 10 dB above the normal female voice level
- gets smelly a few hours after showering
- unhealthy: accidentally found that she's also bipolar and on drugs
- fucked a gorilla guy the day after she dated me (and I found about it because one of his friends told me the gorilla guy was grossed because of her stinky period)
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update: while I was writing this, a woman I was approaching on facebook just bragged about her holidays with a group of people who met on a local dating website.
This is the reddest flag of all, redder than a red redditor on a red sun sporting the power of 1000 angry reddosunso tailgating an inertiadrifter Takumi
>>29291370
I'm going to modify this.
>ever visited tumblr
Should be "visits Tumblr (except for porn)"
>considers herself a nerd/geek/gamer
She can consider being a social outcast or someone interested in video games as part of her identity, but being like, "Yes, I AM a gamer gurrrl," or "I'm such a nurrrd," and posturing like this in any way is fucking insufferable.
>tells people about her love for coffee every 5 minutes
This is solid.
>dyed hair or tattoos
No argument here. "I'm so insecure about my boring personality that I have to fucking dye my hair to try to superficially seem more unique."
>doesn't believe in true equality or taking responsibility for her actions
This is solid.
>associated with feminism in any way
This is solid.
>doesn't have at least one(1) productive hobby
I would extend this to not having any sort of depth in her interests (i.e. only casually interested in the surface of all of her hobbies), and not having any real interest in anything except superficially, for show.
>can't cook
This point is shit, I don't care if a girl can't cook. It's a good bonus same as her having other practical skills, but not critical.
>self diagnosed with depression/social anxiety
Kind of iffy, though absolutely valid if she attention whores saying things on social media like, "I'm so depressed," or always talks about how much anxiety she has on social media, wanting everyone to know.
>use the word "awkward" or "like" as fillers in a conversation
I would add other overtly annoying qualities of her speech and conversation, such as, "Oh my gaw-duhhhh," you know the kind of things I'm talking about.
>swears a lot
Correct but better as "swears excessively to try to sound cool/edgy, rather than just casually or when warranted"
>can't control her emotions
>can't think rationally
>can't into logic
All of these are good.
>haven't read a single good book
It's sad that this is the lowest standard here. If she says "I don't really read," that's a huge warning sign.
"Please don't try to make a conversation, because I will not keep hold of it. I'm here to help people. If you need anything, I will try to see what I can do for you. Consider me Mother Theresa's successor. A very nasty one. The ambiguity on my profile will be clear when continuing the down part of the text. Don't be scared. Just make it worth it. If I am rude or ignore you, I just had girly mood again. Again. "
Literally in some bitches social profile. There is more and it gets worse. Basically the ultimate "don't talk to me, i'm severely damaged." Red flag.
>>29296175
"I might take a long time to reply. It's up to you to message or not. Few people are able to keep up with me. And last...it's true that I don't enjoy talking. Which doesn't mean I cannot like you as a person. "
"On the other hand, I can also be a very cheerful and energetic lady. If you can provoke this side of mine...Well, you've reached something what barely a human could do. I don't open up easily, but when I do... Welcome to Kat's Place. *cough*"
I feel like this bitch would post on /soc/. *cough*
>>29293689
i feel you man...never stick you dick incrazy, but boy, do i like
>acts "cute"
>aloof and passive
>giggles, doesn't laugh
>doesn't appreciate an art form such as music, literature, film, etc
>is insufferably exuberant
>uses a mac
>consumes mainstream (tumblr) literature, shows, and music
>cannot have a meaningful discussion, usually just agreeing and not really responding or understanding
>takes selfies, or uses snapchat
>self harm
>smokes
>says "whatever' in a passive aggressive tone
>enjoys starbucks unironically
>has more than 150-200 followers/friends on any social media platform
>has a steam account and either has less than 6 games, or more than 50
>says she likes the "beat" of a song
>wears a beanie
>uses mascara daily
>wears converse
>has spent more than 50$ on an article of clothing
>piercings that aren't on their ears (with rare exceptions)
>thinks she's a "photographer"
>has a cracked iphone screen
>can type on an iphone super fast
>doesn't understand/care about history, mathematics, and science
>isn't passionate about anything except for boosting her ego
>she's a "gamer"
>looks down and grins when she talks to someone
>has a band shirt
>buys torn clothing
>unironically calls herself a "fashionista"
>has a fashion blog
>has twitter
>twirls her hair
>tries to tell you you're being condescending without using the word "condescending"
>>29294664
>i'm a gamer grill
5,000 (you)s incoming
bumperonies
Be gone mute
>>29291182
if she starts the convo she a hoe
>>29291370
>doesn't believe in true equality or taking responsibility for her actions
>associated with feminism in any way
sorry to say that you are by definition associated with feminism in some way if you believe in equality
I'm not saying 3rd wave feminism is good, but women were literally property before the first wave.
>>29296411
>enjoys Starbucks unironically
What does that even mean?
A better red flag, for anyone, is:
>does something just to be ironic
>>29291199
This. My tiny white dick would never be able to please an Aryan bitch who had succumb to the might of African dongus.
