I never learned how to pee into a urinal so I always sit down on the toilet whenever possible. When I was a kid I had an irrational fear of shitting while standing up so I would just sit down all the time and I never once learned how to pee standing up.
>>29290541
I sucked my thumb until I was about 13.
I'm a 20 year old with braces.
Gettin em off in 8 hours tho
self bump that is shameless
What in the actual fuck are you talking about OP you just have to remain up and pee like what the hell
>>29290541
My entire life's passion (film) is borne solely out of a need to cope with a bad relationship I had 3-4 years ago when I was 16. I'm too far-gone now to swith to anything else.
>>29291339
it was the part of getting my dick through the holes in my underwear and pants that confused me and still does.
>>29291363
Then don't do that shit, you dumb nigger.
Just unbutton/unzip and pull 'em down slightly, then pull the front of your underwear down, whip it out, and piss.
>>29291363
What holes? Just put your pants and underwear down a bit and pee fucking dipshit
I poisoned my mum. Put Comet in her sandwich.
I still feel satisfaction from it
>>29291392
>>29291396
even then, pissing next to another man makes me feel disturbed as hell anyway.
