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Hey robots, lets compare our stats:

>Age
>Height
>Face score out of 10
>Good friends count
>Girls fucked count
>Girls kissed count
>>
>21
>5'10"
>I don't fucking know, I'd give myself a 5/10, that's supposed to be average right?
>lol
>kek
>lmao
>>
>21
>6'1"
>4/10
>3
>1
>2

Whats troubling you my friend?
>>
>>29290486

>22
>6'0"
>4 out of 10 (but would go to 7 if I lost weight)
>3
>2
>7 or 8
>>
>Age
21
>Height
180cm
>Face score out of 10
4
>Good friends count
6
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
2
>>
>20
>5'11
>8/10
>7
>40
>Over 100
>>
OP here

>19
>6'3"
>6/10
>0
>0
>2
>>
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>Age
26
>Height
5'11"
>Face score out of 10
8?
>Good friends count
5
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
2
>>
>19
>5'10"
>Idk probably around 5/10 or 6/10
>3
>2
>4
>>
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>Age
20
>Height
6'4
>Face out of 10
Posted my face in soc rate threads a few times and almost always got 7, 8, or somewhere in between.
>girls fucked
No
>girls kissed
No
>good friends
No
>>
>>29290570

Fuck mate you gotta put yourself out there more with stats with that
>>
>20
>5'6
>2/10
>0
>0
>tfw ugly socially retarded turbomanlet
>>
>25
>5'8"
>0/10
>0
>0
>0

Nip Moot needs to turn the fucking bot off because this shit is really starting to bug me. I don't post often but when I do I have to deal with this agitating bullshit.
>>
I'm a 22 year old female. I am 4'11. I have never held hands, kissed, or had sex. I have 3 good friends. One is my mom :(
>>
>18
>5'6
>people rate me 5-7 usually
>no
>no
>2
>>
>>29290596
are you rotund?
>>
>>29290486
>Age
25
>Height
5'10"
>Face score out of 10
9/10
>Good friends count
5
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
>>29290486
>26
>5'10
>I personally think 4 out of 10 but everyone online gives me an average of 6 out of 10
>Zero
>Zero
>Zero
>>
>>29290486
>19
>5'6"
>some say three, I'd say I'm a 4 at worst, pic attached so you can judge for yourself
>If I had to venture a guess, 17.
>0
>5-6
>>
>18
>6'4"
>no idea? 5?
>0
>0
>0
>>
>Age
19
>Height
6'6
>Face score out of 10
idk like a 5
>Good friends count
5
>Girls fucked count
6
>Girls kissed count
idk
>>
31
5'7"
6/10? idk. Been told I'm cute and I'm ugly
5
0
2

Original desu?
>>
>18
>5'10
>about average I guess
>0
>0
>0

Anyone else here with my stats
>>
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>>29290643
Shit, forgot pic

Oregiano Commentaminho
>>
>>29290486

Age: 18
HEIGHT: 6'10
Bench Press: 600 lbs for 8 reps
FACE and FRAME: god-tier
Girls Fucked: Lost count but at least 50 in hight school
Girls Kissed: Kissing is for fags
>>
>>29290486
>23
>5'9
>4/10 IMO
>2
>0
>0

I guess I could give myself a 6/10 if I wasn't a fatso with a fat face.
>>
>>29290486
>18
>5'6
>4/10, maybe 5/10 on a good day
>1-2
>0
>0
>>
>>29290582
I know man. It feels awful squandering my potential by doing nothing every single day.
>>
>>29290486

>Age
31
>Height
186cm
>Face score out of 10
No idea. Maybe 5?
>Good friends count
0
>Girls fucked count
12 including prostitutes. 4 excluding.
>Girls kissed count
No idea.
>>
>>29290486
>18
>5'10
>4
>5
>0
>0
Apparently this was not enough content for the robot so here
>>
>Age
21
>Height
192cm
>Face score out of 10
6 or 7
>Good friends count
couple, but more like just friends
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
>>29290486
>19
>5'4"
>7-8/10. Been called cute.
>1
>0
>1

Autism scale
>7/10
>>
>>29290731
I'm same as you except no friends>>29290673
>>
>>29290486
>>Age
23
>>Height
5'10
>>Face score out of 10
probably about 3
>>Good friends count
0
>>Girls fucked count
0
>>Girls kissed count
0
>>
>>29290486
>29
>6'
>7, finally starting to grow some goddamn facial hair
>6
>12? 13?
>15
>>
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>>29290486
24
6'2"
7
1
6
10
damn how is this not content
>>
>Age
22
>Height
5'10"
>Face score out of 10
A solid 8
>Good friends count
7? define "good" friends
>Girls fucked count
3
>Girls kissed count
4

Yeah, I'll go off my disgusting normie self so you don't have to deal with me shitting up your board
>>
>>29290615
No
Not really
Just very conservative
>>
>Age
18
>Height
5'6"
>Face score out of 10
5 I guess, some people say I'm really good looking but I don't believe them
>Good friends count
5
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
>>29290486
>18
>5'10''
>4
>0
>0
>0
Fuck.
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (5.56% content).
>>
>>29290486

>>Age
30

>>Height
6'4

>>Face score out of 10
7 or 8

>>Good friends count
3 and fading

>>Girls fucked count
10 p in v
20? if you count blowjobs

>>Girls kissed count
too many years and too many beers. around 40
>>
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19
5'8"
Not showing my face on a social reject board
3
0
1
>>
>>29290883
Now you need to give me your location so we can go on dates and hold hands.
>>
>>29290486
>Age
19
>Height
5'3"
>Face score out of 10
6
>Good friends count
About 8
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0

Your average manlet
>>
>>29290685

your face is a 5, could be a 6 if you got lean and lost the baby fat
>>
>>29290486
>24
>6'
>7 or 8 I think
>6
>4
>8 + 3 guys
>>
>>29290979
That's heartening. Thanks.

Working on that, been running more recently.
>>
>>29290486

31
5'9
Ugly. Won't even look at myself in mirrors anymore.
1
1
2
>>
>>29290486
>>Age
28

>>Height
5'10

>>Face score out of 10
5.5

>>Good friends count
6

>>Girls fucked count
3

>>Girls kissed count
3
>>
>Age
18 :^)
>Height
6'1
>Face score out of 10
6/10 i guess
>Good friends count
9
>Girls fucked count
lmao
>Girls kissed count
1

Not showing my face sow I don't get doxxed like stanman
>>
>>29290486
>32
>1.78
>0
>70?
>way to many to remember
>>
>20
>5'11" Last I check
>depending on my beard, anywhere from 4-7
>0
>4
>7
>>
>>29290486

>20
>6'1"
>7
>0
>0
>0

I don't know how to feel, lads.
>>
19
6'2"
8/10 from the right angle, 4/10 from the wrong angle
1 good friend
3 girls fucked
5 girls kissed
>>
>>29291171
wait a second i'm not 19 anymore fuck
>>
23
6'0"
5
5ish idk
0
0
>>
>>29290486
>18
>5,10
>5
> -1000
>0.05 (when I was in kindergarten)
>>
>18
>5'7 manlet
>7-8
>9
>0
>1
>>
>>29290486
>24
>6' 1"
>5/10
>7
>6
>11

I guess it depends on what you consider a good friend, 7 is just a best guess.
>>
>>29291277
You are not a robot and never will be. leave.
>>
>Age
22
>Height
4'11"
>Face score out of 10
8
>Good friends count
1
>Girls fucked count
4
>Girls kissed count
4
>>
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>>29291289
This is a safe space.

Stop bullying me. :^)
>>
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>>29290486
>Age
25
>Height
6'1"
>Face score out of 10
4.7 (thin and thinning hair; hyperhydrosis; 5" beard)
>Good friends count
One; on a different continent.
>Girls fucked count
Zero
>Girls kissed count
Zero
>>
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>18
>5'7
>5/10
>5 good friends
>I'm a kv
>see above
>>
>>29290486
29
6'2"
6
6
0
4

I guess there's a clone of me out there?
>>
>23
>5'6
>Hm somewhere around 7, depending on my beard kek
>8 mateys
>9
>probably 20, i don't remember every single one
>>
>>29290486

>Age
21
>Height
5'11"
>Face score out of 10
Tragic/10
>Good friends count
1
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
>>29290486
>19
>6'2"
>how am I supposed to know? people lie.
>11
>0
>0

>11
>0
>0
what am I?
>>
23
6'1
This is subjective, but I'd say 8. It's gotten me nowhere.
3-6 depending on definition
0
0
>>
Age
18
Height
5'11"
Face
4/10
Good friends count
3
Girls fucked count
I'm gay
Girls kissed count
I'm gay
>>
>>29291355
You're at least a 6.5/10, brah. Just get a haircut.
>>
>Age
18
>Height
6'1"
>Face score out of 10
7.5
>Good friends count
2
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
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>18
>5'10"
>been rated 7 but I'd ive myself a 6
>8
>0 (unless oral counts then 1)
>4
>>
>19
>5'9"
>4/10
>0
>0
>0

What do I win you normalshits
>>
>>29291706
>>29291781
Yeh, very. I'm ginger plus I don't go outside.
>>
>>29291781
not really normie, i barely go outside and am noticeably shy irl. i've been here for almost 9 years too, around the time wt snacks left.

though being normie isnt bad. i'd take it but im cyborg since i dont fit in with either
>>
>29
>5'7"
>7/10
>1
>1
>1

mootyblookdy blooks this is the most original content ever made sirs
>>
>age
19
>height
6'2"
>face score
4.5/10 is probably about right
>good friends
like.. 1, maybe.
>girls fucked
0
>girls kissed
0
>>
>>29291916
wow looks like summer is heating up :^)
>>
>>29290486
>33
>6"2
>7??
>53
>53 * 1.25
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS LOW IN CONTENT ROBOT?
>>
>19
>5' 11"
>Maybe a 7 (soc rated me a 7 and a half I think)
>zipnadazero
>same as above
>>
>>29292030
Fuck, forgot the good friends thing.
I'd say maybe 7.
>>
>20
>5'9
>7-8
>2
>0
>0
>>
>>29290486
>23
>5'10
>6/10
>8
>6
>lost count
>>
>>29290486

>23
>6'4
>7.5/10
>3
>1
>23

life is weird.
>>
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>>29291504
Update: whatever this is/10

>>29291916
MODS
>>
>>29292114
u wuot m9?
>1
>23
how dos this happen?
>>
>>29292139
Im the same, happens if you go out a lot and do pick up
>>
>24
>5'9"
>8
>2
>0
>3

I counted all the people who are obligated to keep me around as friends.
>>
>>29292139

I have cuteboi looks...especially when I was 16-20. Only kissed 2 girls, but been kissed a bunchhh.
>>
>>29290486
>27
>181
>4/10
>implying i have friends
>1
>2
>>
>>29290486

>23
>6'
>7/10
>3
>0
>1, but only shitty pecking. too beta to acctually try a french kiss in the only chance the universe gave me to climb back from my black hole.
>>
>>29292249
fuck wrong age, I meant 24
>>
>>29290486
>22
>5"10'
>8
>2
>~20
>way more than 20
Ive been coming here too long to leave. I'm really mentally ill and want to kill myself constantly
>>
>>29292130
is that you jesus?
>>
>>29292241
Feels great actually. Having such long arms allows me to easily lift/do things that shorter people just can't without making up for it with strength/agility.
>>
>>29290486
>19
>5'5
>4
>4
>0
>0

origwtf
>>
>>29292348

Don't really remember...probably around 5'12 to 6'1
>>
>>29290486
24
5'11
probably 6.5/7
3 very very good friends
1
3
>>
>>29290486
>25
>6'3
>6/10
>0
>19 (15 were hookers)
>do drunken kisses with random slags count?. 23 sounds right
>>
>>29290486
>31
>6'0"
>6/10
>1
>0
>2

mute this dick gookmoot, you speak english like an autistic fortune cookie
>>
>>29292486
Hmmmm mods?
>>
>>29292629
>literally trying to ban manlets
this is how you get napoleons
>>
>>29292658

Are they manlets if they are just children tho?
>>
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>>29290486

>21
>6'3"
>9/10
>10
>87 (no prostittes)
>countless hundreds

I am the closest person to Chad Thundercock you pathetic betas will ever know
>>
>>29290486
>22
>5,6
>5/10
>0
>0
>0

the mute get tiresome.
>>
>>29290486

>21
>5'6
>idk rate me
>13
>7
>8
>>
>>29293177
Now that's an ugly lanklet if I have ever seen one.
>>
>>29290486
>Age
22
>Height
6'1.5, round that off however you like
>Face score out of 10
5 at best, bear in mind that I'm not overweight, bone structure is just shit
>Good friends count
1 online friend, I have no real friends
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
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>Age
22
>Height
6"
>Face score out of 10
7
>Good friends count
0
>Girls fucked count
1
>Girls kissed count
3
>>
>>29290486
>Age
21
>Height
5 10
>Face score out of 10
5
>Good friends count
0
>Girls fucked count
1
>Girls kissed count
1
>>
>>29290486
>>Age
20
>>Height
6'3"
>>Face score out of 10
-5
>>Good friends count
1
>>Girls fucked count
0
>>Girls kissed count
0
>>
>24
>6'0
>7/10
>4
>0
>3

My autism keeps me from getting laid.
>>
>>29294444
Wait a second, I need to check those digits.
>>
>21
>5'9
>5/10
>10
>1
>2

Only my friends keep me going.
>>
>>29294465
Damn son. Maybe today's my lucky day.
>>
>19
>5'9
>6
>5, probably
>0
>>
>>29290486
>Age
23
>Height
6'2''
>Face score out of 10
8?
>Good friends count
5
>Girls fucked count
22
>Girls kissed count
Lost count (between 50-100)

I don't belong here... I'll just show myself out.
>>
>Age
18
>Height
5'8
>Face score out of 10
Probably a 3 or 4
>Good friends count
3
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
7 for sure, maybe more as I've had a lot of nights that I don't remember too well
>>
>24
>5'6
>7
>3
>1
>1

robot sucks
>>
>Age
20
>Height
5'10"
>Face score out of 10
i dont know
>Good friends count
0
>Girls fucked count
2
>>
>>29290486
>20
>6'2"
>i don't know. 7.5-8/10 i guess.
>4-5ish
>1
>2
>>
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>>29290486
Rate us bjgcfggfggitches
>>
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>>29294962
>>29294977
Thread was good while it lasted. FBI is starting their vans, abandon thread.
>>
>>29290486
>21
>1.74m (5' 8 or 9'')
>5/10 (probably 2/10 by womens standards)
>0
>0
>0
>>
>18
>5'6"
>6-7
>7
>0
>3
>>
>>29290486
19
6'2
8
0
0
0
Just fuck the last five years of my life. This piece of shit NEVER gets better.
>>
>>29295184

Tell us the story fellow robot
>>
>>29290486
>Age
24, still clinging to being 24, but I'll turn 25 soon enough
>Height
187 cm last time I measured, but I feel like I have shrunk a bit due to sitting like a retard and twisting my spine
>Face score out of 10
I don't know, 4 if I keep my mouth closed, 3 if I smile. I need braces, but they're too expensive.
>Good friends count
2
>Girls fucked count
0, but I'm a feggit so I never tried, fucked 1 guy
>Girls kissed count
0, kissed 1 guy
>>
>>29290486
20
5'7"
6
2
1
2
My comment was too low in content to post
>>
>Age
18

>Height
5'10"

>Face score out of 10
7

>Good friends count
7

>Girls fucked count
3

>Girls kissed count
6
>>
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>>29290486
>18
>5'6
>6 or 7 probably
>in the ballpark 14, minus internet friends. I don't go out with them, mind.
>0
>0
Who needs women when you have friends? They won't ask for alimony in the unlikely event they stop liking you.
>>
>>29291634
Stop lying, he's a solid 3.
>>
>>29290486
>20
>6'2
>2/10
>0
>3
>2
this is a high content post
>>
19
6'6
7/10
1
0
0

Have to fill the low content
>>
>19
>6'0
>7 or 8
>0
>12
>3
>>
>21
>5'11
>6/10
>Probably 5 close friends
>1 (Long term GF, fucked many times)
>10
>>
>>29290486
>Age:
20
>Height:
6'4"
>Face score out of 10:
3/10
>Good friend count:
2
>Girls fucked count:
1
>Girls kissed count:
1

GOML
>>
>18
>5'11
>3.5/10
>0 a few friends online though
>0
>0
>>
29
5'8"
6-7
1
1
2
>>
>>29290486
>25
>5"11
>7.5/10
>1 and only friend
>30+
>50+
>>
>>29290486
>Age
25
>Height
5'9"
>Face score out of 10
4/10
>Good friends count
4
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
3 (two were against my will)
>>
>18
>5"10
>3/10 I look fucking fat.
>Used to be 8, now it's around 4 (if not then 3 because I haven't the slightest fucking clue what goes on with those degenerates).
>0. Hopefully it will stay that way forest of time.
>1. Just 1 when I went on holiday to Blackpool when I was 13.
>>
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>>29290486
>Age
23
>Height
6'4
>Face score out of 10
2.5/10
>Good friends count
0
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
why make these threads, no one reads this data anyway
>>
>>29290486
>18
>185cm
>Most gave me an 8.5
>10-20 (depends what you understand as good friend)
>4
>I did not count that
>>
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>>29290486
24
5'7
8/10 (girls of several types said I have am attractive face)
7
ha
HAHAHA
>>
>>29290486
23
5'10
1
0
1
muters cuters fuck thebot
>>
>Age
23
>Height
5'8
>Face score out of 10
8,5
>Good friends count
7
>Girls fucked count
18
>Girls kissed count
150+
>>
>>29290486
>24
>6' 2"
>8
>1
>kek
>ayy lmaoo
>>
>22
>6 ft 185 lbs
>7.8 / 10
>Only one that still lives near me as of recently...
>0 even though I could've even last night--and she's good looking--i just have a certain aversion to carrousel enthusiasts. It really did cross my mind though yesterday that I could fugg her and get it over with.
>2
>>
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>>29290486

>32
>6'1" (184 cm)
>Judge for yourself (pic related)
>2
>3
>5
>>
>>29290486
>21
>5'4
>5/10
>0
>guys effed :1
>guys kissed :1
>>
>>29290486
>19
>185/6'05
> no idea, but girls always liked me and talked 1st
>2
>0
>0
>>
>>29290486
19
5'11
7 maybe?
3 good friends
0
0
>>
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>>29290486
26
5'11'
4
0
3
I'm also a raging alcohol at this point and the train's going to derail soon, I'm not going to have a choice.
>>
>>29290486
>Age
25
>Height
172cm(5'7-5'8)
>Face score out of 10
Probably 8/10
>Good friends count
20
>Girls fucked count
5 + 3 didn't go all the est (oral)
>Girls kissed count
12 I guess
>>
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>>29290486
>31
>5'10
>5/10 tops
>1
>Zero
>Zero

What is there to be surprised about?

In before "just do X, wear contacts, b urself"

The correct answer is: "get several hundred dollars and buy a good prostitute near the airport."
>>
>Age
24
>Height
5'9"
>Face score out of 10
7 or 8
>Good friends count
2 I hang out with frequently, 3 others I talk with frequently but due to distance cant hang with them
>Girls fucked count
3 but I've had sex with 4 guys (no homo)
>Girls kissed count
who knows
>>
>Age
21
>Height
5'10"
>Face score out of 10
5, 6 if I take care of it
>Good friends count
1, at best
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
1
>>
>Age
22
>Height
6'3 191 cm
>Face score out of 10
A solid 5/10
>Good friends count
0, i know like two people but they are not my friends
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
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>>29297516
>had sex with 4 guys (no homo)
>4
>no homo
>>
>>29297513
Dude, you actually look attractive. I would say about a 7 or 8/10. You can make the glasses work, they don't look too bad, but if you can you should grow out your hair. Don't shave it all off
>>
>Age
20
>Height
6'4"
>Face score out of 10
4/10
>Good friends count
5
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
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>>29297516
>fucked 4 guys, no homo
>>
>26
>179
>8
>4
>0
>3 (2 of witch did not have my consent)
>>
>>29290486
>21
>6'5
>idk 6-7?
>0
>0
>0
>>
>24
>6'3
>3/10
>4-6
>0
>0

Face>>>>>>Height.

Honestly height isn't that fucking releveant.
>>
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>19
>5'10"
>4
>10-12
>3
>7
>>
>>29297566
>grow your hair out.

he's probably balding so that's horseshit advice.
>>
>>29290486
>>Age
29
>>Height
5'9
>>Face score out of 10
5/10
>>Good friends count
used to have 2, for the past 3 years, 0
>>Girls fucked count
0
>>Girls kissed count
0, unless a peck on the lips counts (it doesn't)
>>
>19
>6'2''
>Would give myself a 5 or 6/10, most other people give me 6 or 7/10
>I have a shitton of buddies, but as good friends I would count 6 or 7
>3
>I dont know, maybe 20?
>>
>19
>5'6
>7-8
>0
>2
>14

i somehow got into a frat and even though nobody likes me i still get to go to the parties and sometimes i get to make out with a girl. not too bad
>>
>>29290486
>>Age
21
>>Height
5'9"
>>Face score out of 10
4/10
>>Good friends count
0
>>Girls fucked count
0
>>Girls kissed count
0


Why live?
>>
>>29290486
>33
>~175-180 cm
>1
>11
>13-15
>>
>>29290486
>24
>180cm / 5'11"
>6
>0
>0
>0
>>
>>29297566
>>29297728

It's ok, just gonna drop several hundred a month on this:

https://youtu.be/RrzsDvdBzIk
>>
>24
>6'3
>6 but I'm bald so 2
>A few
>0
>0

I don't think I'll manage to get laid until I'm 30s because of my balding disease, but maybe I'll do it then.
>>
>>29297901
The monthly maintenance is cheap.

The issue is the price of the actual hair system which they cleverly hide, I bet it'll cost multiple thousands.
>>
what's the point if no one replies to anyone's post
>>
>>29298097
It's all in GBP because it's based in the UK. Like 400-500 pounds for the consult and your first piece, like 200-300 for replacements.

Maint involves reapplying the glue to keep the thing stuck to your head for up to 4 weeks at a time. Glue or tape depending on how long you want it on. Goes without saying some of the glue is so strong you need solvent to get the thing off your head without ripping your scalp off.

They say they'll last anywhere from 6 months to a year. Reccomend replacement once per year at least. Of course you have to get your real hair trimmed up as normal to match the piece.

And not just anyone can cut it. You need someone who knows what the fuck they're doing so they don't bitch your 300 pound hair piece.

I may look into it if I feel like dumping my tax rebate on a wig I will have to fuck with at least once every 2 weeks and have to track down a stylist who will probably charge me $100 every time I need them to fix it. Not to mention I'd have to order the thing from the UK because as far as I know they ain't got that shit here in Murica
>>
>>29298316
I really doubt they last 6-12 months, that's a huge timeframe anyways.

And you basically have to get them fixed (or get a new one) when something goes wrong with that shit anyways because you'll look like even more of a goon if you just have it hang on there looking all fucked up.

It honestly seems like a hassle.
>>
>>29290486
>25
>198cm (6.5 ft)
>7/10 if shaved, 6/10 if beard, 8/10 with 5 o'clock shadow
>2
>9
>not sure... 12-15?
>>
>>29298223
idk, I just feel somewhat more relaxed knowing there are other men with lives as shit as mine
>>
>>29290486
19
6ft
7
3
1
1
>>
>>29298380
Yeah but those videos look pretty amazing. Its one of the better non surgical options I've seen.

Thing is if you give enough of a shit to take drugs that might kill your dick like Fina, you won't mind messing with a hair piece every 2 weeks or so.
>>
>>29290486
I'd say I'm pretty well off. Managed to get laid 2 months before I turned 20.

>21
>5'9
>7.4
>3
>2
>1
>>
>>29290486
>33 Wizard
>187cm
>8/10 fairly handsome
>0
>0
>1 but it was 15 ears ago
>>
>>29298520
Yeah they do look good.

Fin isn't that bad, I was on it for awhile and had no sides, but I also had very little regrowth because of it, it's purely for maintaining hair.
>>
>>29290685
I wouldn't say you're very attractive, but you are friendly-looking as hell so that automatically makes you at least a 5 or 6
>>
>Age
24
>Height
188cm
>Face score out of 10
4/10
>Good friends count
0
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
>>Age: 19
>>Height: 1'85m
>>Face score out of 10: 6/10
>>Good friends count: 1
>>Girls fucked count: 0
>>Girls kissed count: 1
>>
>>29298546
Any powers yet, Mr Magician
>>
>>29298663
I stop giving a fuck. Hardly a power. Stil something.
>still have dreams about the girl I fall in love, sometimes about a daughter that will never be born
>>
>18
>6'-0"
>6/10
>6
>0
>1

>Imblying any of these stats mean anything
>>
>>29290486
>>Age
18
>>Height
5'10
>>Face score out of 10
I dunno, like 5/10
>>Good friends count
1
>>Girls fucked count
0
>>Girls kissed count
1
>>
>18
>6,3
>4/10 slightly below average
>3
>kek
>lol
>>
>>29290486

>21
>196 CM
>3/10
>1
>0
>0
>>
>21
>6'3
>4/10
>0
>0
>0

0.00% content
Unoriginal
>>
Hello NSA. Care to take a poll for /r9k/ data?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10491906/r
>>
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Hey robots, lets compare our stats:

>18
>5'11"
>I dunno like 6/10? That likely a high guess...
>like 12?
>3
>5 or 6?
>>
>22
>6'0
>I'd put my face at a 5
>1
>7 (2 of which I was drunk and couldn't finish)
>12
Not socially retarded by I generally disliked most blue pilled normies and my life is really passing me by and I am too chicken shit to fix it.
>>
>>29290486
28yrs
185cm
8 on a good day 5 on a bad one (but that's just my opinion)
0
0
0
>>
>>29290486
>Age
20
>Height
5'9"
>Face score out of 10
I don't know.
>Good friends count
2
>Girls fucked count
nice_meme.png
>Girls kissed count
see above
>>
>>29290486

27
6'
8/10
2
17
idk, maybe 30?

i've been a robot since 2008, so i learned early on i can either wither away in my own self-pity or fuck bitches

i decided to fuck bitches
>>
>>29290486
>>Age
21
>>Height
5'10
>>Face score out of 10
3, maybe 4. Whatever just below average is since I'm not Chernobyl tier
>>Good friends count
4
>>Girls fucked count
kek
>>Girls kissed count
kek
>>
>>29299856
>robot since 2008
>i can either wither away or fuck bitches
but anon
the definition of "robot" is someone who falls into the former category.
>>
>>29290486
Age
>20
Height
>5'7
Face score out of 10
>3/10 asian so w/e
Good friends count
>5
Girls fucked count
>0
Girls kissed count
>0

Yep...
>>
>>29299909

a robot is someone who browses /r9k/

you faggots just took the term and applied it to people who can't get laid. idk why, maybe it makes you feel cool
>>
>19
>6'0"
>7-8
>5
>1
>2
I just come here for the memes :^)
>>
>>29290486

>22
>6'4
>7, maybe 8 if I get a fresh haircut
>4 but 2 of them live back in my hometown
>lost count but at least 15-20
>a few more than the chicks ive fucked.
>>
>>29299972
ackshually the robot refers to the script that looks to make sure you're posting original content.
unless you were manually checking all of the posts that come into this board for originality, you're not really a robot.
>>
>>29300005

muteblocks baby

don't worry i know what the robot does
>>
Age
>5' 10"
>7 at best
>0
>0
>0
>>
>>29300030
it boggles my mind that muteblock wasn't added to the regex ignore.
>>
>>29290486
22
6'7"
>implying I can be objective here
5-6 good friends
7
15ish?
>>
>>29290486
>21
>5'11"
>7 or 8?
>8
>1
>4

I guess I'm a normie. Cya guys.
>>
>>29290486
>27
>5'11"
>7-8
>~10 really close friends/fwb
>10
>shit I don't know, hundreds? Lots of good friends and lots of parties
>>
>Age
27
>Height
1.76m
>Face score out of 10
7
>Good friends count
5
>Boys fucked count
3
>Boys kissed count
5

I'm a god on this board.
>>
20
6,1
9(I had girls tell me I was eyecandy randomly in highschool but am wizard levels of sperg)
0
0
0
>Have had little to no human contact for 2 years
>>
20
6'4
7/10 probably, maybe 8/10 if I put some effort into it.
2
1
1

You jelly? Please kill me
>>
>>29290486
>18
>185
>no fucking idea
>2
>0
>0
neck me
>>
>>29300440
>OP asks for height
>posts his weight instead
NEETs everyone
>>
>>29300483
>implying im using retardation rollercoaster
b e i n g t h i s d u m b
>>
>Age
18
>Height
5'10"
>Face score out of 10
5.5
>Good friends count
2
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
>>29300520
fell for my masterfully crafted bait

this is what my life has come to now
kill me senpai
>>
>>29300561
same
originelli melly
>>
>23
>6'0
>no idea, i'm ginger so kinda a niche look
>6
>5
>8
I'd have boned more girls, but I'm stuck in a pretty long relationship rn.
>>
>>29290486
> 24
> 5' 10''
> 6? 7?
> 0
> 0
> 3
> Boys fucked count: 4
> Boys kissed count: 4

Original 100%
>>
>Age
22

>Height
185cm

>Face score out of 10
6

>Good friends count
3

>Girls fucked count
4

>Girls kissed count
Over 10
>>
>19
>6ft
>7/10
>15ish
>1
>4
>>
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>>29290486
>Hey robots, lets compare our stats:
>
>>Age
Pushing 30

>>Height
5'11''

>>Face score out of 10
Idunno you tell me.

>>Good friends count
1
>>Girls fucked count
6
>>Girls kissed count
13
>>
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>>29290486
>20
>5'9
>7/10 if i bother to shave and keep my hair cut. otherwise 5/10
>3. 4 if i count my little brother and 5 if i count the girl who friendzoned me.
>Im neet browsing 4chan. 0
>surprisingly 2
>>
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>Age
19
>Height
5"4
>Face score out of 10
4/10, maybe 5 in a goodbye day
>Good friends count
12
>Boys fucked count
0
>Boys kissed count
1
>>
>18
>5'3"
>4/10
>1
>0
>1
kill pls ;_;
>>
>19
>6'
>posted twice my face and both times people said I'm a 7
>1
>0
>1 I was 7 and she was 6 but I consider myself a kissless virgin anyway
>>
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>21
>5'9"
>have been called a 7/10 before
>5 good friends
>9 girls fucked
>probably 20 or so girls kissed
>>
>>29290486
18
5'11''
3-4ish
2
0
>>
>>29300925
ples b in LONDON
>>
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>>29290486
>20
>5'10"
>4/10 probably
>1 maybe, but probably 0
>0
>0
>>
>>29301082
whores?

originality kys.
>>
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>Age
20
>Height
5'7'
>Face score out of 10
You decide for me; see attached pic
>Good friends count
7
>Girls fucked count
Ha.
>Girls kissed count
Ain't got time for gorls with school n'all.
>>
>>29290486
>19
>5'7"
>4/10? My eyes are too far apart and I'm fat. I hate myself so I don't know. Some girls say it's cute tho
>6, maybe 7. I lost too many friends the last year.
>3
>8
>>
>>29290486
23
5'5
probably not attractive/10
0
0
0
>>
>>29290486
>19
>5"7
>7
>Have friends but no close ones
>0
>1
>>
>22
>5'11
>8
>3
>not sure like 4 or 5
>like 8
>>
>Age
24
>Height
6'3"
>Face
Id probably give myself a solid 8/10
>Good Friends
12
>Girls Kissed
Probably over 100... I really have no fucking idea
>Girls Fucked
Somewhere in the 40's I don't keep track
>>
>22
>6'3
>4/10
>2 counting my brother.
>0
>0
>>
>>29290486
>18
>6'0
>7
>12
>0
>2
How'd I do, Mr. Roboto?
>>
>>29290486
>22
>6'
>6?
>10
>2
>Lost count, but isn't that big
>>
>Age:18
>Height:6'4
>Face score out of 10: 6-7/10
>Good friends count: 3
>Girls fucked count: 2
>Girls kissed count: I don't even know but 5+
>>
>>29290486
>>Age
20
>>Height
6'2"(188cm)
>>Face score out of 10
Average but worst eye bags EU so maybe 3 4
>>Good friends count
1 irl and like 5 online
>>Girls fucked count
My mom at birth and lucid dreams
>>Girls kissed count
None
>>
>Age
25
>Height
5.8
>Face score out of 10
I dont know 3/10?can be 7/10 if it wasnt for my chubby cheeks
>Good friends count
6 or so
>Girls fucked count
0
>Girls kissed count
0
>>
31

6'2

8/10 rated on soc

0

10

10
>>
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>>29290654
normieeee REEEEE!!!! get out of this board!!1!!!
>>
>>29290486
>Age
25
>Height
5'10
>Face score out of 10
6-7
>Good friends count
3
>Girls fucked count
5
>Girls kissed count
not many more than the fucked count, i wanna say around 8-10
>>
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>>29300000

PRAISE LORD KEK FOR QUINTS
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