ITT: the perfect body
pretty much pic related for me. not at all fat or overweight but some thickness, makes boobs and ass really huge but not too much
women should aim for this, this is ideal
>>29289546
Pic related for me. Though if I found a girl with the ideal personality I wouldn't give a shit what her body was like (as long as she wasn't morbidly obese)
Doubt I'll ever get to fuck a girl like this though
>>29289583
i know the phrase 'different strokes different folks' but this has to be bait, because that is fucking digusting
i just wanna ass fuck her 4 ever
Pic related is probably mine. My intense mommy issues shine right through here, I think.
>>29289700
god damn it forgot pic here
>>29289671
We're not all low test like you. I'd love to facefuck some fake lips.
>>29289737
im with you on that id at lest blow 5 gallons of seed down that bitchs throat
OP, she is mediocre and is fat. Fucking gross.
>>29289821
not OP
yeah shes got some chub but starve her for 2 weak's and she'll be good
>>29289821
>>29289859
wow where did this come from?
>>29289546
tiddies a hair too big for my taste
i dont really have an idea but this does things to my benis
>>29289915
holy fuck thats a hot ass bitch
>>29289546
>tfw a woman in her 30s with this type of body is your ideal woman
>tfw that's not achievable for you
>>29289982
has the body of a pubescent boy but yeah a "hot ass bitch"
>>29290172
>the fempire said I had to like fat middle-aged chicks or I was a horrible person
back to /belly/ you go
Pic related. If only.
>>29290204
dont get mad at me because you have deep seeded sexuality issues and like boys apparently
>>29289985
What are you, a tranny?
>>29289915
finally we are getting somewhere with this thread
>>29290172
i didn't know prepubescent boys had breasts and a vagina
>>29289546
Who is this excellent pair of tits with a person stuck to them?
>>29290230
I do genuinely hate being a man and wish I was a girl, but I'm too much of a coward to take hormones or even talk to a therapist. So, to answer your question yes/no/maybe?
>>29289546
Got any more OP?
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>>29290280
>I do genuinely hate being a man
why
>>29290294
I really don't know. I just feel like a girl a lot of the time, which makes me feel really uncomfortable with my body. It's been getting better lately though.
>>29289583
God damn, I love living in the 21st century where plastic surgery is commonplace!
>>29290328
im curious what makes you feel like a girl making you uncomfortable?
>>29290342
I really don't know senpai. It's just weird stuff with my brain I guess.
>>29290172
shut the fuck fatty shes tight ass fuck
>>29290378
tight like Hank Hill's ass
>>29289572
zaraya before the roids
>>29289583
She looks like that uncanny valley 3D porn
>>29290374
a lot of men in fact most men probably have had thoughts about being the opposite sex, but they dont commit to it because its not who they are/who they are meant to be
>>29290440
Yeah, mine are just so frequent, but I've noticed I can push the thoughts away by focusing on my studies, so that's what I do.
>>29289821
I meant I was referring to OPs picture, my bad
>>29290328
How do you know what a girl feels like if you're a guy? You're probably just low test m8 go get some exercise
>>29290608
>>29290540
yeah i was gonna just say this
>>29290540
It's more pervasive than that I genuinly want to be a woman like 24/7, and I do really enjoy all of the effort that I put into life. But, the whole girl thing is still in the back of my head most of the time. And, as far as sex goes, even if it was less enjoyable as a woman I'd still want to be one.
>>29290629
>And, as far as sex goes, even if it was less enjoyable as a woman I'd still want to be one.
you dont actually believe this if youve ever had sex...
>>29290172
>>29290251
If she looks like a boy to you, I think you're the one with the problems
>>29290785
nah most men prefer women who look more developed sexually (hourglass figure, large hips, ass, and breasts) not who look like refrigerators
>>29289583
Supreme taste.
>>29290339
It's only going to get better for us my friend.
>>29289583
Nigger life isn't a cartoon
Winner for me
>>29289546 fat
>>29289572 fat
>>29289583 fake
>>29289712 fat
>>29289721 fat
>>29289915 chink
>>29290222 fat
>>29291780 fat
>>29291842
*grabs you by the neck and starts wildly punching you*
EERRUGHRAAAUGH!
>>29291842
Some of us can only dream anon
>>29289546
i don't have one specific ideal, but that girl is pretty perfect OP
>>29291920
>>29291780
>>29290222
>>29289915
stop posting you weaboo fuck
>>29291842
you had the opportunity to say "fat and chink" yet you failed to comedically deliver.
>>29289546
I nearly lost my virginity to a girl who looked just like this
I stripped and she got shy so I stripped her too. Then sucked on her titties for a bit. She gave me some head.
The whole time we were in her place, a fucking trailer. Not even a decent trailer, I real shitry one. I should've known what was gonna hold me back.
She got on her back and was ready for the dick and I was ready to got. She spread her legs and I lined it up.
Then the smell of her pussy hit me. Fucking hell it was bad. Instant shrinkage. Thought I could fix it but nope. She sucked me off twice more to get me hard and I still went soft as I was about to dive in.
Left and never spoke to her again
Never fuck trailer trash boys, no matter how perfect her body is
big bellies are so fucking hot
>>29293733
this guys gets it
Nothing like a stacked girl with a nice round tummy.
I'd probably hit any girl in this thread except the silicone special though. You guys have good taste.
>all women should aim for this body type because I personally find it ideal
This is what people mean when they say casual sexism.
You guys seriously don't want a fat gf, had one for a year and
>Spends all your money on junk food
>Smells like shit
>Takes huge dumps
>Smells like shit
>Sex is kinda bad, you HAVE to be on top because else you'll die
>Smells like shit
>>29289546
I agree w/ you OPee
Ideally on a short girl.
To bad only a real man could handle this
>>29293733
It's essential that they've got good skin, though. She's got a soft, smooth looking big belly. And that's great. But if it sags, looks wrinkly or looks like there's cottage cheese under the skin then it's just disgusting.
>>29291842
only the titties are fat my mayn
>>29294028
I think cellulite on big butts is pretty hot
>>29294043
Not so much on big guts though.
>>29289546
>women should aim to be obese
Kill yourself and take all the disgusting fat whores with you
skin tone included
>>29294121
>obesity
she looks in the high end of healthy, faggot.
>>29294131
>tfw you will never have chel as a gf
JUST
>>29294131
holy shit she is hot. Name?
>>29289915
Low test faggots desu, She looks like a child.
>>29289546
looks like the type of bitch who would cuck you for BBC
>>29294254
Chel from the road to el dorado. Good movie.
>>29289572
Just imagine this goddess holding your head tight between her strong tights.
Anri hands down.
Perfect sized tits with the perfect shape as well, smooth milky tight skin. Ass could be improved upon for my taste but she's the closest to perfect in my opinion.
>>29294131
You could just post piccs of Rose Monroe, they look identical
love the spoon
b4 she gained weight
>>29296883
>down syndrome face
Get those alien faced asians out of here
Ideal 1/2
>>29297290
bieber got dem tiddies tho
>>29297290
Ideal 2/2
>>29297290
It looks like a boy with implants.
>>29296883
Anri is overrated. Rui's way hotter but she doesn't do porn, which makes her even more attractive tbhh. If you want a JAV girl that's hotter than Anri, try Tia Bejean.
JAV is shit anyways. Just 9/10's getting railed by fags with 3 inch dicks.
>>29298285
nah, the hips are there and those tidies are real as fuck
>>29298432
Her face and hair ruin it.
>>29289546
Sauce on that girl?
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This is the obvious choice
>>29298382
>by fags with 3 inch dicks
>i want massive cocks in my straight porn
i will never understand this meme
also jav is great since the women are good at acting like they're getting raped
>>29298619
My cock is pretty big and can actually hold a candle against the ones in western porn. You're just a buttmad dicklet.
>>29298567
SAUCE PLEACE.
SDFBNKOSENJB.
>>29298382
>JAV is shit anyways. Just 9/10's getting railed by fags with 3 inch dicks.
You do realize that pretty much every gravure idol had to get railed by producers/executives/yakuza bosses just to get their job in the first place, right?
>>29298729
>i have a big dick therefore i want to stare at big cocks in my straight porn
ok
desu rate my tastes
>>29298812
Will cheat on you for bbc/10
>>29298755
Shiori Tsukada
>>29298755
POTYAJ-010
r8/8 please m8
>>29298967
stacy/10
>>29299228
would you fuck her?
all these posts are so origami
>>29298967
Completely average and boring /10
>>29293992
>photoshopped to oblivion and still looking like shit
t. an autist who took the time to reply to obvious bait
>>29298967
her body was MADE forcuddling.
>>29289915
literally perfect
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>>29297079
BIG FATfamalam
